Back 2 School Bitches Transcript

00:04 Sharpen your pencils you for Ian's because we're taking you back back through the hallways of time to 2004 a Time spelling boobs, on calculators, a time of flip phones and CDs the time when hookups and sexting, we're done on AOL. Instant Messenger, not Humper. So spit out, your gum. Take off your hat and get out those textbooks because class is in session.

01:02 Yo yo, yo you for you. What it is. This is Happy New Year. Yes. Happy New Year o.m.g. 2021. It'll probably be just like 2020. Probably a huge fucking shit show. But who cares? We have a podcast and we love you for you and you for It has a special episode coming out January 24th. So that is something to look forward to. At least all is right in

01:32 the world and Euphoria. Yeah, tell you. 20 21 is off to a great start. Literally a couple hours ago. Bunch of white supremacist, invaded the capital. You know, I really just proud a fantastic time to be in America. And am I, right ladies know this? Yeah, I fucking hate it here, but we're not even going to look around. The time we you know, the last time we said we were going to record this episode,

02:02 the country was still a shit show and I'm over it. Like we need to just fucking do something to get my mind off. How much I hate America. So this is what we're doing. Let's go. We said we were going to record an episode, essentially laying out, Alex and eyes, High School experiences in comparison to Euphoria because let's be honest euphoria's. High School. Depiction of high school is Fucking insane and extremely Fantastical but also like it's kind of lit and it's kind of

02:33 at least relatable for me. Yeah. It's probably it's like, probably based in reality for some people. Yeah, not me. But all Alex, but I mean, whatever. Anyways, we're just gonna like go right in. I feel like before we start though. Well, I'm a little tipsy. I was already drinking. I drink like three white clause which I'll be honest. I don't love why Klaus? I think I've said that on this podcast. For. But I don't love them. But it's all we have were poor as fuck. Like it gets the job done. And hey, let's say, let's wish a nice goodbye

03:03 to 7 Days of sobriety. Oh my God. Yeah Alex and I like we're gonna do dry January. Fuck that. We obviously not dry tonight when he's got very Buck on the earth things to get really bug but we have shots of their High School. This is very on par for high school. This is peppermint schnapps, the schnapps peppermint, which is appropriate because the first time I got drunk, In high school was with vanilla schnapps. Are you serious? Well, wasn't the first. It was the first time I got drunk with other people. It's

03:33 a snob. It's like a low alcohol. I'm like, holding it. I'm like, what's a snob. It's like not as like high alcohol content is like actual liquor. Like it's like a vodka is like 40% and schnapps is like 20%. Wow, I love out for us. Well, Marty drunks, like, I'd rather have 20% of 40. So, you know what Bottoms Up, probably say, or what? What did you say in high school? When you liked it? A shot today? I feel like the kids say like, let's get lit. Nothing. Okay, taking the shot. Oh my God.

04:04 Oh my God. You for Ian's. Pray for me. Oh my God, tastes just like my How lovely? I'm like, no. No, I'm not done with my own. Sorry. I think I'm a she. I only took half of it. I'll just reach across the table under his wow. Are you took a shot? No, I I'm I'm literally crying from the shot. Also, American white cloth and peppermint schnapps. It's honestly not bad. It's kind of like having peppermint

04:34 and like a mango like tea. Hmm. Okay, I'm finishing it. I'm drinking Jesus. Take the Wheel as I finish the shot bottoms up. Oh my God. Yeah. Oh my God, I hate that. We go cool. Getting off to a good start. All right. Okay. I'm like, I don't hate that. I kind of like it never stops is delicious. Oh my god. Do you think anyone today drinks? Peppermint schnapps? Sure. Everybody drinks. Peppermint schnapps, sometimes there are states like a liar. No one drinks this. It just

05:05 literally tastes exactly. Like drinking, like Junior Minister and he's man's, what's not to like, thank you, ma'am. Well, as we All know, we asked all of our you for Ian's to submit questions to Alex and I about high school. So we will get into that. But first, I felt it appropriate for both of us to give a little, you know, Foundation of ya. Gotta set the stage, set the stage. Yeah, just set the scene. So Alex, you know what? Fuck it, you go first.

05:36 As I like drink this white clown, you know, men to myself after that, horrible schnapps shot. Yeah. All right. Here we go. So key to understanding my high school experience is that I did not go to public school prior to high school. First, through eighth grade. I went to a loser, Montessori private school, which was about 100 kids for eight grades. So a very small school. I love that for you, which is it was a

06:06 great experience for me personally. I can see how that would not be ideal for other people, but I had a great experience. I had amazing teachers. I made my Friends that I'm still like best friends to this day with and it was a really good school. I learned a shit on but Montessori school is very different. It's not like Catholic private school. It's not rigid. It's like unstructured. It's very like hippie. Like you're free to like you literally are free as a child to like kind of spend your day, how you want it, as long as you're doing like vaguely school-related things.

06:36 So it teaches you to kind of be independent and manage your time, but it also gives you shit ton of time the like Like dick around and like have fun. No, really great. But it actually at least in the case of like me and my friends, it worked really well and we all like came out of it like pretty smart capable people who were relatively. Like I'd say, you're pretty smart. Well, thank you. So basically that was a great experience but very abnormal. So I got shuffled from eight years of like this.

07:06 Like very like liberal like free open, like amazing. Teacher is my best. Experience. And then I went to a public high school and I went to public high school in, Camas Washington, and Camas Washington is very small. And it's about like half Rural and half, like middle class to like upper middle class white Suburban. Also, please, please, please tell us what? Your mascot was a killer. Oh my

07:36 god. I didn't even think about that. This whole episode. Yeah, the canvas High School mascot. That is the paper maker because fuck is a paper or canvas is a little town. There's a paper mill in canvas that smells like shit. And if you live in the wrong place, you smell it all the time. I was lucky and lived in like the bougie neighborhood. So, I did not have to smell the paper mill, but the mascot was like, essentially like a big robot with like, giant Lake

08:06 rolls of paper on his back. Did you ever look at like paper mill machine? You have like a kid that way. Costume or were they just know. There was like there was a full costume. It's basically like a black and red robot with, like, giant rolls of paper on his back. It regularly appears on the list of like the top 10, like most insane, like mascots in the country. Good job. No, papermakers. Yeah, so I don't the cameras, high school and like I said, Camus is like basically, like 100% white people

08:37 and it's like half like poor white people that live on like farmland or like in the Forest and like middle to middle-upper class white people that live in like very like classic Suburban neighborhoods, you know, like a gated community like type style or this or like or just like, you know, planned communities. It's not all like fans. It's not like fancy or upscale by any means, but they're like a couple like bougie neighborhoods. But largely, it's just like your regular old, like run-of-the-mill

09:07 like suburbs. So it's an awesome so far, this Also, in Camas Washington, which is like right outside, Portland, Oregon. So, it rains like all year and all it rains, all school year. Pretty much because school goes from September day at Lake June and Suffolk Northwest Pacific. Northwest it rains every day from like October till maybe much. So most of the school year is shitty and cold and raining. Great. Yeah.

09:37 So that I went to high school and it was all you can probably tell, but it was like Like a lot of culture shock Culture Club, how you mean like just social skills, like things were off like culture shock and that I had never been exposed in close proximity to the types of people. I was going to school with like all of a sudden I was at this school with like tons of like types that I had never experienced her times. Do she like Abercrombie & Fitch, like Hollister type

10:07 guys, like gross lake trashy girls, like, Ox Lake there was like, weirdly like a small contingent of like, really legit, like Punk kids, like Stoner kids, like all of this. I had never learn anything drug deadbeats like not to be rude but like can't small-town usually has, like kids that do like meth in. Yes. Yes, so, that level though or was it like, oh, yeah, cameras has drug problems mostly with opiates

10:38 with like the rich person or like middle class people like But it was never like, it's weird because it was never scary. So like I was like the most shy like sheltered like little boy. And there was a kid on my bus that was selling like opiates. Like Vicodin, he was selling like, Vicodin and oxy like huge amounts and he was always high on that shit, but he was just like this, nice little like, scrawny little, like nice white kid, who lived in my neighborhood, which was like one of the nicest neighborhoods. So it was never

11:08 like intimidating or scary. It was just like weird. It was like, oh, I guess the like the My bus is just like he just does Vicodin called really like you but it's just his thing, but he wasn't like a drug dealer. He was just this scrawny little like nerdy. Like it was like so quiet and almost talked to like no one and was just always high on Vicodin and sold like it and it was just like a known thing like and then also that you type of boss, like, let's just okay. I'll remember the Alex doesn't speak the boss. Like I always like, for me move man, if my parents

11:38 had ever even added the word boss. I would have looked at them. I'm like, I don't even know. I would have literally like refused to be a part of my family. I'm like, fuck you all. Never selling ever ride the bus. Yes. I rode the bus for 3 years and then my, my fourth year, my dad would let me drive his car. But to give like an example, not an example, but, like my experience riding the bus. Was this my very first sight day of high school. I remember vividly because I had to wake

12:08 up at, like, 5:30 in the morning because school started at like 7:00. That's horrendous. And and when you take the bus, what what good things ever start at 7 a.m. Like no quite literally nothing nothing. And when you take the bus, you have to catch the bus at like 6:30, so and the and the bus stop was in my neighborhood. Was like, a 15-minute walk from where I live. So I had to wake up fucking early. Take like walk halfway, like walk through my neighborhood and wait for the bus having never done any

12:38 of this before. And it was like awful and then it's Camas, Washington. Tonight. So most of the year, when you ride the bus, there's like all there's, of course. It's a bus. So there's windows that are stuck down. So riding the bus, most of the air is this, its Pitch Black. It's about 40 to 30 degrees. It's cold as fuck because the windows are stuck down and there's no teeth. So, it's fucking freezing, and its pitch black out. So I would wait, like, my parents were great, and would drive me to the bus, stop a lot of the time. So, I got

13:08 away in a warm car, but then I get on the bus and I would wear like a full, like snow. You basically put my like headphones and listen to my iPod and listen to like depressing music and sit and like try to away. Try to avoid xq by Coldplay. No, I was like having into like classic rock and stuff. But like, I basically just like, sat on the bus miserably for like, 40 minutes and tried to, like, stay warm because I was like, the first stop. So that was horrible, that

13:38 all sounds horrendous. It was amazing. You'd be like pulling in the same. School in the sun would be rising. Like it was just, it was fucking terrible. You're so not euphoric. Know it was incredibly naive for it. So, you know, then I get to school. There's all these like, weird types of people and I don't really like any of them. Like generally, these were not good types of people like there are, there's being exposed to new types of people. And then, there's being exposed to new types of people that they all just

14:08 universally suck. And that was pretty much my experience was that like, it wasn't like I got like, To this big environment where I was like, oh, wow, like there's like this the cool group of like art kids or like these like trauma kids. Cool Stoners your skaters or any of that. It was mostly like just like Abercrombie & Fitch, like Hollister clones, like there would be like 30 guys at all, had the exact same like jeans sweatshirt like shirt t-shirts and they would wear them all all the time. And they all looked the same and they all acted the same. And I hated all of them like

14:38 and the girls are pretty much the same. Like, yeah, so that was like, what? Ugly girls in Washington. Yeah, sorry. If I don't any of our listeners are from Washington, but like whoop to the max. Yeah, so that was like largely that it was like culture shock. There were some like there were like some cool people. Like I said, like there was like this weird like little contingent of like 10 like kids that were like weirdly super Punk and like had like glued up like one foot tall like Mohawks and warlike

15:09 vintage cramps shirts and shit and they were pretty cool and like I I had one friend who had left my private school a year early and he had become friends with a bunch of metal heads, and they were pretty cool, too. But generally everyone fucking sucked. The teachers were terrible. I had like, I did I, you know, I had the classic, like there were like three or four like really memorable, like great teachers that I had like, maybe one to two per year. There were amazing, but generally they were fucking awful. That's

15:39 maybe I'm wrong. But most public high schools. I mean, yeah, I mean, that's not right. Nothing abnormal. Praise be like there are teachers out there that are fucking amazing. Like I have so many friends that are teachers are public schools and they are just amazing, but for the most part sadly and they would also agree like teachers fucking suck in the yeah, shoutouts is a great teachers. I did have because they did exist, but generally it was awful and Camus is weirdly really good at sports for being small. So there's like this whole culture of like they would win the football

16:09 championship or allspark. They would win the football championship and they would win. Soccer like for the state. So they were like for a Small Town, Sports were like a big deal and I fucking couldn't give less of a shit about football. My parents forced me to go to football games and I had no one to talk to so I would stand with my parents and then they'd be like, go find some of your friends and I'd be like, I don't have any friends. So I'd have to go wander around alone, awkwardly and find some people, I like vaguely knew to like hang out with and that was terrible and traumatizing.

16:40 So sorry, like honestly that big did you join? The soccer team freshman year, but it was on the street to make the lane. I didn't make JV sophomore year, so I didn't play soccer anymore. Picturing my baby Alex at a football game and no one to hang out with Lily. Makes me want to cry. It was also makes me want to drink more. It was horrible because I didn't. Yeah, I'm gonna get way drunk this episode because high school was another white cloth. So let's see what else do we got? Oh, my school was super, fucking fascist. Like just insane rules. Like this was

17:10 2004 was when I was a freshman. Cell phones at that time. Like barely had texting. I got my first cell phone and that year, literally only, so that I could call my parents, when I was done with soccer practice. It didn't have texting, and it didn't have a camera. So, and like, so, no, dick pics were taken like on Euphoria cotton. Oh, no, no, and I couldn't hang out with anybody because kids didn't want all the other

17:40 kids had texting and they didn't want to call no one. To call you and they don't want to answer your call. I don't want it. So I never have to hang out with anybody until I got a better phone like junior or senior year, so I didn't get to text people. I asked my parents if I could get the next thing and they said, no, I didn't have a camera that's like your parents, but the school didn't let you have your phone out in like before school. So the bus would drop me off like 20 minutes before school started, but you can't have your phone out. What? You couldn't have your phone out, like, in the hall. No, no phones ever

18:10 anywhere ever hitting couldn't have. So, I would get The school 20 minutes early and I wasn't able to, like, pull out my phone. Not that I could have done anything on it. Other than like place. Okay. I also couldn't you can't you couldn't use your iPod so I couldn't, I would have my iPod on the bus and then when I walked into school I had to take it out because they would have people that would come around and walk around and look for people and tell them. What do you mean people called it? The worst and you have hormones we had like two like insane security guards to like bitchy Lesbos, I would walk around and like tell people like like they

18:40 were literal Nazis. My Jaws on the Like awful, you weren't allowed to have her cell phone, all like the for school. No hats. I couldn't wear a hat to school and I was a big hat guy. So big hat guy. You were caught inside the school with a hat on instant attention. That is. And if you got caught with a hat on in the school, like, I think it was three times, you had to go to the principal's office. So in this is literally, like in the hall between classes, like I would get to class have my hat, put it on to walk through the hall to my next

19:10 class. And if somebody saw you, it was a 10. Shit, my school. If you had a hat, you only caught a detention. If you had a hat on during the Pledge of Allegiance. Tom, is that super? We're all day, but you could not how dare you stand up for the Pledge of Allegiance and Baton. That's insane. Let's see what else. So I didn't have a locker freshman year. Well, I did but it was so far away that I couldn't make it to my locker and to my next class before the bell rang, so I couldn't use it. So I had to carry like 30 pounds of books in my backpack at all times my entire freshman

19:41 year. So My those Back always hurt your little Inky. Those my good for your muscles. Yeah, I really, really don't up my traps. I think that's good for you. And our campus was close. You couldn't leave campus and one time here like my heart is like I have like palpitations because this is making me anxious like my this is so horrible. In horrendous. I hate this for you. I hate everything about your high, school was awful, one time. A car of kids were leaving the campus sneaking off campus, to go to lunch, and one of the crazy

20:11 like lesbian security guards. Slept in front of their car while it was moving and got run over and broke her leg like entirely. Like she was in a full leg cast for like months because she just fucking put her body on the line to stop these kids from going to get, like fucking McDonald's for lunch. Can you even imagine being that likes? I was hot? It's like one of my favorite things. I just love that. She was ready, buddy. Everybody as like a 50 year old woman to LEAP in front of a moving like SUV,

20:41 like get run over. To prevent off-campus largely. Oh my God, you have to think what was running through her head. I mean, cameras High really sounds like the best for you could possibly ever attend. Yeah. I mean, they signed me up. I just I just shared no interest or values with anyone. I went to school with so I was constantly like a rat like On The Fringe of things with like, very weird people that I was like with mostly because they were also On The Fringe. Not

21:11 because I actually like Like I wanted to, uh, says I did make some really cool friends. I had some good friends that were mostly, like, in the group of like, either like stone, or like, kind of like trashy Stoner, like sketchy kids or like white kids, that wanted to be rappers because I got really industry. We're like halfway through my high school experience, and super industry, wire and Hip-Hop. So I like gravitated towards, like the white kids that wanted to be rappers. I didn't, I was not dressing like that or trying

21:41 to be about that kind of I saw a pic of you on your Facebook where you were wearing three callers to know. There were three. No. And one actually, I never wore more than one call, but I did have a puff Condor bad clearly. Yes, it's just one. It's one caller, but it is a mortifyingly embarrassing picture, but it is a single popcorn, will post the insta, Euphoria. It's a very best of it and stuff, but I didn't wear like baggy jeans and Air Force Ones, but I was in the like sneakers and streetwear and stuff.

22:12 I was more into like Asian street, wear them like white kids trying to be like black rappers, but I had some really sketchy Stoner friends. They were like, they weren't sketchy. They were really nice like great people but I never got to hang out with them outside of school and do like drugs with them because I would have been caught by my strict parents and they don't have strict parents. So like I was only like so close to them because I could never like participate. Wow, so high school sucked for Alex. That is the summary of that. So there you go. That's a lot. I like honestly

22:42 feels I I will say no more, you can say, all you want. I mean, honestly, that just sounds hurt. When you tell that I resent my high school experience. I would never know that. You didn't like high school, Alex. I would literally never know. Now. I'm like nervous because you just want it in like, I don't know. I just it's so embarrassing. I feel like an idiot because my experience was so fucking euphoric. I loved High School. Yeah, tell me about it. I will preface this with. I feel like

23:13 Bitches, that's a they love High School. You like. Roll your eyes immediately like uh-huh. I don't know. Like, do you get that Vibe? Like, I feel like whenever someone says they like high school. I immediately grab them. I mean, my experience was so awful. I just immediately assume anyone that loved high school is like trash, but even I judge people in my experience was great. If that makes sense. Because I always think of my head. Why would you like high school? When like college makes sense? Because like college or 21, you were angry actually do shit for me though. I would quite Lee

23:43 any day go back to high school before I'd go back to college. That was that? That is the truth. So let me set. The stage page is from Tempe, Arizona, Paige had a really fucking weird. Upbringing, if you will, my parents raised me to be Mormon a Latter-Day Saint. If you want be a proper fuck that. I hate water Day saying, I hate it. It

24:13 I absolutely respect a Latter-Day Saint baby. Okay, I will say this though. I will be vulnerable and say I liked it for the sense of community. I hated the religion and did not like agree with any of it, but felt very pressured to be a part of it because my parents raised me, that way, my parents. Also, this is important. My parents were not Mormon growing up. They converted. When they were young, which I think is important. I could talk about Mormonism four hours. I'm not

24:43 gonna do that. Mormonism. Is Lich quite literally like being a part of a cult and that's why I mean it so recognizes a cold in many countries. Yeah. It was really tough for me. So my upbringing was interesting to say the least so Tempe Arizona, right? Like you hear about it and immediately you think like Spring Breakers. It's known to be one of the most like party. It's like is a magazine. You. Yeah, because it is one of the biggest party schools in the kind in the country. Yeah. So Tempe is associated

25:13 immediately with ASU like go Sparky's Sparky's. How about go paper maker? Oh my God. Fuck papermakers. Some my mascot. I won't get too ahead of myself. But our mascot was the Aztec. Oh wait, Alex. Tell them what your school is called Corona del. Sol was Corona. Credibly on brand-new, run a virus. So, my school was essentially covid-19, but not really. It could have been. Honestly, it was germy as fuck in. There

25:43 were so many kids that went to that school. But anyways, so known for being a Party City, but yet I was not like taking part in the party scene, but I was existing in it. So as far as like, comparing my high school experience to you for you, I would say it's pretty fucking spot on other than I would say. I wasn't like I said, I wasn't like participating. I know you aren't. You were going Parties but not drinking or doing drugs. 100%. Yes, and that was only because

26:13 I was terrified of my parents and I was raised Mormon and you weren't fucking a lot of do, any of that shit. And to me, also I kind of like I just always thought to myself like I'm so I'm already like so ditzy and thumb like I don't need to like make that work. I don't mean to like Elevate, like page plays are like, I'm already elevated on like the highest level you could be on. Yeah, I don't need to drink. Think are like smoke now. I would highly be like I'm highly against that. Like absolutely

26:44 page needs to be drinking. She needs to be smoking to thrive at the time now, so Tempe, Arizona now. Thank God. It's a blue state but growing up. It was majority of Republican, but I'm also pretty much is like, yeah. It's a blue State as of like this year. Yes, but I will say it's weird and that yes, it's majority of Republican, but I would say it's Republican in that. People are liberal without knowing their Earth to say this. They're like Republican

27:14 without knowing they're actually liberal. Does that make sense? Yes, sitting there unintelligent. Let's cap that with I'm like unintelligence. Like people have very liberal beliefs. They live their life morally, very liberal. Very free-minded. Very open spirited. Yet. They're fucking Republican and it makes no sense. Yeah, so I very confusing type of person very confusing. So, My I guess I don't know you call it adulthood was very, very confusing all the time because I funny, I thought

27:44 all growing up. I have liberal friends, which I did my very, very close friends. Thank God were very liberal. Praise be, they taught me so much. I would not be here. Drinking. I would not be here today if it weren't for them, but really like, actually, but that was extremely strange. So not only will their Mormon. I was around a bunch of people who thought they were Republican, but we're actually liberal. Then on top of that, my school was fucking ginormous. So unlike you I did not go to like a small town school.

28:15 Yeah, my high school was 1,200 people. Mine mine. Oh, so my class was about 300 people, my school. We had almost 3,500 students. So my graduating class I think of the time was 900 to 1,000 students. Yeah. That's a fucking shirt on. Yeah, and just to get perspective, my high school was large. Of the my college, the college that Alex and I attended which is Pepperdine. My school was larger. I loved it. I

28:45 fucking thrived in a large school. I don't know what it is, but I preferred it over small gem which or your school had a lot of diversity to write this, huh? Yes or no. Yes, or no. Meaning like there was literally one black kid. I knew maybe like a handful really want kids. I knew. Yes. Coronas not not known for being like I wouldn't say it's Verse, I would say diverse and opinions thoughts character. Do you know what I mean? Like,

29:15 personality. But not not actual like diversity. Okay. It was actually kind of a joke. Like, we didn't have many black students because, you know, because I told you so I've told officers before but he's drunk. So we had our rival schools. Marcos Denisa. Oh, I know extremely diverse. So my school was like the white prim and proper like a, he don't Your student to Marco's, think the news or whatever they're called. So I went to the white school Corona. Anyways,

29:46 I've thrived in the school. I loved it. I loved being in a large. I always forgot the saying and now, I'm drunk. What is it? The fish is small, fish in a big pond or well, usually you say you're a big fish in a little Pond cold. I guess, the opposite is a small fish in a big pond or the ocean. Yeah, really? I don't know. I was swimming. You were. Elsa Lake baby. I was really just driving. No, so does that the tone I guess? So,

30:16 I guess, if I were to describe myself best in high school, I feel like I was a robot like I did what my parents raised me to do. And what did your parents raise you to do? That's like literally not live life to be a Mormon, it fucking sucked. But okay, but actually no it's not gonna happen. Capsulate. It's not giving myself enough credit. I mean, that on an extreme level I was certainly rebelling all the time just in different ways than people would

30:46 think. I feel like when you hear the word like Rebellion High School, you think immediately, drugs and alcohol, I was rebelling and the sense of my sexuality. I literally at 13 gave my first blow job like I do from right. The fucking I was hooking up with guys. All the children. I always had a boyfriend. I was showering with guys. I was doing so many things. II would never want my child to be doing at my age. It's beliefs. So that was like, my outlet for like rebelling and I don't know why I chose that. Like I could have chosen

31:16 any right? Because like it's only Mormons teach you that you can just fuck whatever do whatever. Like that was not a thing for some reason. That's why I chose. Well, probably cuz it's least detectable exactly two. And he's used to. Hi third party. Yes, you're so right. It was the easiest to cover up and I was a professional liar. Like a professional. So another thing about high school, which I feel like sadly. It just doesn't exist. Today is I was like overly confident

31:46 and not in a bad way. I mean, like in a way that was very healthy. I really like believed in myself. I like to I was mostly for my personality. I didn't even really know that. I was like a cute girl in high school, like absence of my pictures. He's always so sweet. And he's like, you were so cute. I'm like, naira cute. Nice one. I sadly thought I was like a A fat disgusting oath, because my mom well, my mom was an absolute psychopath. Yeah, it's all your fault. No, I had like the classic narcissistic

32:17 mother, who was just like, horrible to me, very abusive. So, I always saw myself as lesser than but like deep down. I always knew my personality was banging. Yeah, and it's because I was, you know, I was kinda cared about people and never give a shit about popularity. I just, you were fun. I was fun. I was the life of them all. It was the class clown, but really I was like, I had a lot of fucking fun and I'm no problem saying that because I was that's what it was. The only thing I like

32:47 now as an adult hate about myself as I was so hyper. I feel like you don't use the word hyper anymore because that's so like not cool. Like meaning you are though. No, but I'm saying like it was real that's in our time to be if you will different but different meaning like I was a spaz, like people liked that I was really spastic. I was Glad I was, I'm noxious. I like played pranks. I was like Fearless. We're now I feel like people are liked for being like fucking basic a shit wearing crop tops, like doing like this little Tick

33:17 Tock dances. Like that was not how I grew up, and I'm saying like that, that now today is cool where I went to school. Thank God. That was not fucking cool. That was lame. People liked people that were different and we're outspoken, I guess. So I was very outspoken. All right, and Hyper shit, so I was a borderline psychopath I would never say I was popular, but I was a cheerleader, which I think is so funny because it's, like, I was very like Maddie and Cassie. Like I had to wear mature inform

33:47 every first day of school. So every year freshman sophomore, Junior and Senior year, the first day of school. I had to wear my fucking career uniform. That's so embarrassing. That's pretty embarrassing. It's humiliating because are judged immediately. You have no self expression. You are a cheerleader and you're a bitch. That's what it appeared to be. B. Now, I did not choose to be a cheerleader. My mom day, one, the minute she knew I was going to high school. It was like one adjudged you. I was friends with like a cheerleader too.

34:17 That I didn't immediately judges shitty. But in the media it was even then. Like right we didn't have social media, but we did have like TV shows and things and cheerleaders were absolutely never to be like cool. Yeah, it's usually about a really it's a you're like dominoes shit. Yeah, you're probably right. Huge fucking cunt, and that wasn't me. So Back at this out and I literally had people make fun of me. I was never bullied. I will make that very clear because I will never take like the victim route. I was not bullied, but I absolutely

34:47 was labeled. I could literally hear people snickering and being like, like, fucking cheerleader behind my back all the time. Yeah, so that sucked and that sucks because I was going to say my mom made me do chair. So I did not choose to do cheer. It was my mom literally day. One sign me up said you're doing a sport and it has to be cheer and I was a little Bitch, you know at 13 years old. How much say do you have in your life? I had done so I had to be a cheerleader. Luckily. It ended up being fucking fantastic. It was my favorite part of school.

35:17 All the girls. I'm going to cheer team were similar to me kind of like there but didn't know why they were there and all of them now are thriving and just really cool people. So I was very, very lucky in that aspect. I didn't really. There were definitely basic bitches on the team. But like the people I grew closest to were absolutely like insanely cool. Sorry. You know, like went to Ivy League schools, or yeah, this or that had a future. So yeah, I guess to Cap all that off. I would say

35:48 Corona del Sol was a school where you could literally be anything you wanted to be. You definitely were judged for it, but not in a way that was like detrimental to your experience and I did enough, would you say it was big enough that there were many different cliques that could that have the space to thrive? Is that is accurate. I was literally just going to say last night. I just grabbed Alex's we are prepping for this episode that Chronos all I picture being like a giant family tree, but like so many branches and everyone like had a home. It was like you were

36:18 a drama kid. You're a drama kid that got stoned erode romick. If they got drunk. You were a chalk. You were a cheerleader with this and you thrived in whatever group you were in, but also the group's all in are crossed and all got along. And yeah, I guess. Nice me announcer Union Yang. I absolutely loved high school and I I feel like I stand by that today, but I love it. And I think perfect. Sadly though. I think my school's changed. Like I've heard Corona del Sol, kind of sucks now, but when

36:48 I was growing up, it was fucking fantastic. All right, cool. Okay. So now that we got our high school context established lightning round key differences between high school now and high school for us. Go okay, high school. Now. Social media, we had no social media. Facebook was introduced my senior year same. You had my space, which was like, a weird kind of like quasi social media of its own breathe.

37:18 I feel like was really sketchy but I never had it. Yeah, but it was also tailored for college kids. Not for high school. So it was very like sneaky. And if you had it, it was like a privilege. Yeah. Okay, so no social media. I didn't have Wi-Fi in my home. I don't think until I act my, I don't think I had Wi-Fi in my house till my senior year of high school. Holy shit. Phones couldn't take pictures and I didn't get a phone that could take a picture until my junior or senior year of college or high school. I mean, absolutely not. I got my first phone in eighth grade,

37:48 and then by freshman year, I had a razor like to take photos. Oh, everyone had the razor. I never had a raise. I had a razor for three years and then I actually, this is actually a very fun, quick story. I was one of the first people at my high school, to get the iPhone, like, be iPhone. The OG there is not a single person at Campus High School that had the iPhone in Thousand eight shot the far to God. I hadn't seen an iPhone in person until College. You though hadn't seen an iPhone in person until I went to college. Oh my God, so

38:18 I have my dad bought me one no pictures on phones until at least like my junior or senior year. So we're opposite extra high school children your senior year. I had am. So AOL Instant Messenger, which was I had all through high school all the way through senior year you would log on anime. It would take like 10 minutes for it to like load up, you get on. It was it was like having Instagram, but not because there's no photos, but you would like set away messages. So if I would literally, I would like, set

38:48 an away message. If I was going to take a shit like, what do you sexy thing on there all the time? Did you word nude sent on am? No, no photos. I remember my senior year. Nude started to get sent on camera phones and they really grainy as hell. It would be like a super grainy, like, horribly lit, photo of like somebody you vaguely news. I liked it. So I was like even correct in this and you know, fuck it if I'm not but I was never sent a photo on a team. I don't think you could send photos of that time. I was just text. So I would I started

39:18 dating one of my boyfriend's because we like talked on him. Yep. And also my a mic on was Pippin from Lord of the Rings so hot fucking kill me. Now. I would have been all over you. Oh my God. I was nerdy as I pause were life. I used to burn CDs for girls. This was in the you burn for girls. Earl's horse, that's so hot because I was I was all about music. So I was a great way for me to like do that for my boyfriend's and I was super cheesy vibrant opportunities for girls. I meant CDs for my friend was a good for road

39:48 trips. Yeah burning CDs. Are you okay, I to buying salon on their Tunes LimeWire. Yeah, I couldn't get LimeWire Caza because well, I'm whirs. Fun. Let me, I bet. Most people don't even know what the fuck that is. It's an illegal downloading music think? Yeah, if you know what the Pirate Bay is why I'm wiring koslow. It's the Pirate Bay of like that. At that time. Got it. Yeah, but no, no sexting was going on at all. I would I don't think I ever even like talked about anything. Like

40:18 like and I was like I said, highly sexualized in high school. I never liked talked about dicks or anything like via text like it was always in person. Yeah. Thank God. Honestly think gosh imagining High School page talking about like dick. So vertex is like insulting it. It's just it's a lot. Yeah, cool. What else? Anything else? I'm trying to think. This is some pretty massive difference. Another difference is like I didn't have as much anxiety, like meaning in high school

40:49 today. If I was going to high school today. I feel good always be on the brink of wondering, like, who's a shooter, like, who's gonna fucking blow up the school like, oh, you still have active shooter? Drill what I'm bleep drills? But not like, oh, there's a shooter, right? No, there was never an actual shooter threat, but I saw it as a real possibility. Camera seem like the kind of place where I wouldn't be. I wouldn't have been surprised at all. If there was a shooter not I always knew exactly what I was going to do with the shooter came in the room, stuff happened. But like it just wasn't something I ever thought about. I was very ignorant.

41:19 I didn't even think about it. We're now, like I think about it all the time like at work at seek. I'm always like, oh my God, like what if someone got really pissin to get fired or something? I don't know. But like I never thought about that in high school. All right anything else? No, I think that's a good wrap party is anything different about parties? Like I didn't go to a party so Oh, I wouldn't know. We'll talk about, but like, you know what I mean? Like, things that people did that were like, in, like cool. I don't know. I feel like, nowadays. It's just hard because, like, with social media and everything. I really just changes.

41:50 Absolutely everything. And we were so blessed. Yeah, it's not have Instagram. Yeah, we're Beyond blessed. I'm so fucking thankful. I didn't have Instagram. Yeah, same roof. I probably wouldn't use it if I had had a but whatever you. So what of Okay, girls. No, I wasn't chasing girls and I school. I didn't like I always have my like crushes here and there, but I was not like a girl facing the ceiling.

42:20 Okay. Well, now we need to dive in because we have so many of your questions that we want to answer questions. So are you for Ian, submitted some questions about our high school experiences and we're just gonna fucking Dive Right In? There's actually we picked 17 of our favorite. So we're going to go one by one, and we're just going to fucking shoot the shit. So, first question page, did either of us have any same-sex crushes in high school. I did not. I was very straight and High School. A was hypothetically, a

42:50 little more open to men in college, but in high school there was no one that I would have ever been interested in. Anyways, and I wasn't even like thinking about that yet. You weren't trying to bang a paper maker. I had one good friend. He was like pretty hot shout out Nick Montana, but whoo, I was not in jail at the time and Yeah, okay. I was straight as an arrow. I mean honestly in college, I was kind of like you as a little more open-minded but when I say open minded even then like it was more fun

43:20 like getting drunk and like, you know, making out with my friend or something but like not in high school. Absolutely. Not in high school. I was literally like, tell you no, because I was raised Mormon like, right. I didn't give a shit about other people are doing it but I was always like, like not for me. Hmm. But then once I was in college, I was like, yeah, fuck it. It's a free-for-all like I'll fucking make out with a horse at this point. Like I don't care. Wow, this year holiday. All right, cool. Number two. What character would you have been best friends

43:50 with? For me. This one's kind of funny. I feel like I could easily be friends with obviously anyone on the Euphoria cast. But Maddie Perez would absolutely be my homie and I say that because a she's a cheerleader. So we probably would have been on cheer together da also like she's a Scorpio shout-out and three. I know she's like, you know, I don't believe, I'm not like a line with her morals and I was definitely nothing like her in high school, but I liked being around really powerful Fearless

44:21 women and she's deaf. Some you know, she's right up that alley so I can see that like, I would absolutely want to hang out with a girl who called her boyfriends. Mom a contact the carnival. So it's really cool for me. It would be like like a roof as Co situation. If Esco were going to my high school, those were very much. The type of people I hang out with, like, very kind of like burnout e, like Stoner Fringe kid's

44:51 leg. The crowd on the outskirts is all weird because I wasn't doing drugs but those are very much. The type of people I gravitated to because I hated everyone and was like, outside of everything. And so were they? And the only other one is like Ethan. Like, Ethan is like someone I could see myself being friends with Victor. I feel like I would have shared similar interests with Ethan. I feel like Ethan would be like a movie buff. Yeah, right. Like I could have talked to Ethan about like movies and music like hold on. He's totally the type of guy would have liked been friends with on that basis.

45:21 Love. Okay, next question song used to play over and over in High School. Oh man. I immediately think of my alarm clock songs because I had a CD alarm clock, and it would just only play, like, whatever. The first track was alarm clock. Like I had a clock that had a CD player in it and you could set it so that it would wake you up by starting the CD. So it would only play whatever the first song on the CD was. So, I immediately think of all the songs that were like, first on these CDs that I used to wake up to, and they were all

45:51 like, Like intensely like darker, like depressing song because I hated High School obviously, so it was like Hells Bells by like AC/DC or like I was heavy into like classic rock. So I was listening to, like, born under punches by Talking Heads, which is like generally seen as a dancey track, but if you like, really like feel it, that's a pretty dark song. Heaven and Hell by The Who the entire Quadrophenia album by The Who, like, very, like anti-establishment like Angry, like,

46:23 Dark sad music like Jesus ever feel fucking old. Just remember, you're not because Alex played, two CDs as his alarm clock. Yeah. Yeah. Classic rock CDs to like, further like he's right. That was like, Led Zeppelin like, Immigrant Song by Led. Zeppelin was a good wake-up song. I was Heavy, another white stripes. I used to listen to Black math on like blast. Like as loud as my have liked it, very A nice sound system

46:53 and I would turn that up as loud as I could go. Mine was definitely Glamorous by Fergie. I believe that the most, it was like a joke in high school. That was like my theme song like anytime. I was on like the announcements or like, I don't know. Just some stupid shit like that was announced for the catchy roared, which is like a laughingstock. I always had a Glamorous by Fergie. I was page blazer with a dollar sign, The Flossy flossy. Other than that, I was definitely a top 40s ho in high school. Like I like tall

47:23 but mostly hip-hop and pop. Like I literally will never forget. My best friend's dad asking me in the kitchen, what your favorite artist is and my answer was the Black Eyed Peas. This is so embarrassing. I want to slap my face into our brick wall thinking that I answered that but also I'm like whatever I was like fuck around like 16. I'm embarrassed on a Content Berlin. Miley Cyrus was like my like Idol

47:53 like I Miley Cyrus was top for me. But yeah, like, you know when I was feeling depressed it was Coldplay When I broke up with a boyfriend, it was Aly & AJ Potential Breakup song. Oh, speaking of you, for you though. My my homie who was like, one of the, one of the white kids that wanted to be a rapper. He burned me the like father, like son, Lil Wayne, and Birdman album, which features that's unlike my daddy from Euphoria. So your junior year of high school. Up the burn, CD from my homie.

48:24 I love that which I wasn't supposed to have my because my parents told me I couldn't listen to explicit music but did not die. So you down and tell you that would only. Let me buy the clean versions of songs on iTunes. So if I got music from a friend, I had to like keep it on the DL. So they'll unleash, it will be sure the family computer. Don't you love that? I was raised Mormon and I could listen to whatever the fuck I want, and like, I blared songs that were about, like, sucking dick and you were like a normal kid. Version on Ice,

48:57 lolly, pop. I will Wane. That was my ringtone. Alright, anyways, craziest Scandal or drama that happened at your school. And let me just say this was the most asked question by. Are you for Ian's? Yeah, this in the gossip one. So for me, like this, the craziest Scandal, I feel like there weren't like that money like crazy scandals, like, people were getting pregnant like left and right, there were like, very, very sad. Levi, really Cody's and suicides like once or twice a year. That's horrible. But

49:27 those were never really liked scandals. That was like sadly. The norm. I think, the big scandals were both involved. My sophomore year biology teacher at one. Was that a one kid? When she left the room, he put soap in her coffee and she was terrible. And then she reported it and he got arrested for attempted poisoning. The cops came to school because they called it attempted

49:57 poisoning, and it was just like ham. Sofa wasn't like industrial. So he just squirt of hand soap and her coffee today. Will be like, I feel like today, but be encouraged with covid-19. I know, right. And then the other one that involved her was that we were doing dissections and we you like escalate and by sections you like start with a worm and then a starfish and then a frog or whatever. So we got to level two, which was the starfish. And And cut off the arm of the starfish and put it in their pocket and then put it in the salad bar of the cafeteria

50:28 later that day. So dissections were canceled for the year, which was fantastic for me because I love animals and I never wanted to dissect anything. So I never had to do anything worse than this. But also that is something that absolutely her pig or any of that. Oh my God, that is so stupid. Those are mine. Oh my God, what you just reminded me of a story that I have to tell, which is that we didn't have to do dissections and in biology. I told you like, If someone stole a cat, a dead cat, I do. Yeah, you told me about

50:58 of my biology teachers classroom. I actually know who it was too. I won't. What do they do with it? I will not help them on this podcast. I don't fucking know. I wasn't friends with them who the fuck cells are dead. Cat like a fucking like but then like it show up somewhere or did they just steal it and it was never heard from again. They took it and I'm sure they'd like, this only funny with it. I don't know. It was a big deal though. So, yeah, we weren't allowed to dissect either. My biggest I need to, like, drink my white cloth for this. So

51:28 yeah, that's a good one. I'll never forget. This is my June. I think my junior year. I was friends with this girl. I won't say her name. She told me in class. She was like, did you hear what happened at homecoming and to set the tone? Corona del Sol was renowned a known for like, the best. School dances like talk about a fucking wet party Corona del Sol. Dances were some of the most

51:58 lit events. I'd ever attended. They were better than like the clubs in New York City. Like they were amazing. Anyways, everyone like it was a production. If you didn't have a party bus going to the dance, like you were a fucking loser, which is so tall, but like that was the case. And by the way, I've barely I never got to go on like a party bus than one time. But anyways, you know, there. A party buses. And there was this one that was like, full of these girls that were like, quote-unquote. I guess you could say popular.

52:28 I thought they were all. So I called them the Krusty Krabs and so do many other people that was their name because they were all like they have crabs. They just looked like girls that would have STDs. They were discussing crusty. Like if you're interested. Not in a cool way though, like gross. Is there a cool way to look like you have STDs? They were just like bitches. Like were nice. They were not nice people. Yeah. When I say, Rebecca is, it's like not in a cool way. They were like, they sucked. They were just sucky shitty people. We have further on this party bus

52:59 and apparently there was like a paper going around my class that like literally had all the girls names on one line, all the guys on the other and then people were drawing lines to who had sex with who. Now, that's like normal. There were always rumors that people were banging on party buses, but on this particular bus, but Krusty Krabs were each banging a dude. It's probably some fucking idiot. It and while they were all banging. The party bus toilet overflowed. It got clogged and it overflowed.

53:29 And my friend told me that there was about three to four inches of toilet water in the party bus with the actual shit. No, little turds little human shits floating around the party bus and people were still having sex on the party bus. While there was poop floating around the bus. If anybody thinks When does that? I like I said, I will not reveal her name but my friend, I attest with my right hand up, like I'm in courts where

53:59 Bible like there was poop floating around on this party bus. Oh, I believe, well, many people were banging if anything speaks to the horniness with teenagers. It's that they can bang next to human shit. Yeah. That's how horny they were. They can still, they can still get a be fucking. Next group is floating by, I mean that is fucking foul. I remember. And I know and honestly like If this Pockets ever blows up and we're famous, I will list every single person that was on that bus because you all know who you are. If you're listening. I hope the real motivation.

54:29 I know this podcast so they can go out publicly. It's reveal everyone on the car. Not at Del Sol. Poop us. Oh fuck. Yeah. All right. Next question. We're your teenage years as wild as the guys on Euphoria. What was your craziest experience? And that was directed to Alex, actually. Yeah, personally. I literally didn't have a nice experience. My high school experience was so fucking tame. I think what you need to understand about my high school experience is that I was incredibly motivated

55:00 by pragmatism. Like I'm I was very amoral. I was I got good grades because I wanted to get the fuck out of Camus and I behaved because I wanted to go to a good college like it was that simple like crazy. I don't even I have no, I did. Lots of I did a bunch of like random weird, shady shit. Like, I kicked a car, the kids like card door in like I got detention a bunch, but do I only did things that I knew wouldn't affect my college prospects

55:30 because my only goal was getting out of canvas and going to college God. So like anything that fit that goal. I did like you were like surviving. It was like survival of the fittest, which was to get out. So I got straight A's. I did everything I could to get like that and anything outside of that. I didn't give a fuck about. So if it was like cheating on like a math test, like whatever like I didn't care like that wasn't gonna show up. On a college transcript. I just know I had to get - I fucking did. What? I had to do it again. They are, you got the attention? All the time. I kick card

56:00 or something. I don't know. Some kid threw a like water bottle at my bottle will because another kid that some kid threw a water bottle at your body. I was I was driving just I was driving my homie to his house and because my friend was in my car, someone in a different car through a Bottle and my car. Just because this kid, I knew is in my car. So the next day I found their car in the parking lot and kick their.

56:32 Yeah, I mean, but like I just, I gauged ever, I had no, like, actual morals. I just gauged everything off. Like what I wanted, and whether it would like, benefit or detriment like my goals, which was to get the fuck out of canvas and go to a good school. So I didn't drink or do drugs, not because I thought those were bad things, but because I knew my parents would get mad at me. And They would be like a problem. Like so my goal was just to get the fuck out of canvas and I just behaved accordingly. Hmm. Like I didn't have a you had I never was like, oh it's bad to do drugs.

57:02 I never once in my life have thought it's bad to do drugs. It's bad to drink. I just didn't do any drugs or didn't drink in high school because I just wanted to fucking get straight A's and get out of canvas. Like God and not get in trouble with my parents. Well, thanks for submitting that question. So there you go. I have, I have no crazy experiences. You're crazy. Experience was kicking. Oh, I did. I did Brenda kid. I branded a kid one time. Wait, I'm sorry wide. So you go in saying I did grazes. I was so freaking

57:32 a car door and I are like, oh, sorry, we i Brand. Well, I was silent. He probably wasn't. But he was it was at like a grad party and he wanted. We were like someone who definitely wasn't sober and he thought it would be funny to have someone brand him and no one was gonna do it. And I was like, fuck it. I like hated the guy. So I was like, I'll fucking brand you. So we took one of those like marshmallow like roasting. I'm like rods and got it like a red-hot over the fire and put his ass with his ass. Yeah, so he deaf, there's definitely a kid walking around.

58:02 Brody Hunter. Shout out. Yeah, I was gonna say, definitely dropped dad's car. Like I didn't do a very good job at it. Yeah. He probably has like a gross bad scar on his butt. Or I was from, you brought her there, you can Brandon ass. A. All right. Craziest. Gossip that ever circulated in your high school. All right, so craziest gossip for me was this is pretty good. So

58:32 there was a girl in my school will call her married writer and she was excited or than me. And there was a rumor that circulated that she and her boyfriend went to the garage of his parents house and had sex on an ATV and then she had him shipped. Shit on her chest, while she laid on the ATV. And for some reason, for some reason, this game the like, massive traction, like everyone

59:03 knew this story. And also, for some reason, this story game so much traction that it's like notorious so that I have a younger sister who's five years younger than me. So she's six years younger than the girl that allegedly did this. She knew about it when she got into High School. Years after this, girl have graduated. And then I have a friend that's a that was a middle school teacher and years after my sister had heard about it like years and years. After

59:33 my sister heard about it. She had middle school kids who knew about it and knew the girl's name and they called it, the economy regi during like this was like that. Well, I well I wasn't saying the name like for a reason. Whoops. I well sorry. Sorry. I was what wasn't saying anything because I'm 99% sure that this rumor is untrue. If it was true. I would have no problems like

1:00:03 it, whatever. Really really certain this isn't listening to that. So euphoric. Yeah. I'm very sorry. This is not true. But yeah, there were, there were middle school children years and years after this program. Waiter. Who knew about the incident? Okay. Well, I apologize for drunkenly dropping the name but also like outside. It's gossip. So might not even be real. It's like 99 percent. I'm 99% Sure it's not real. Wow. That's horrible. That poor girl and guy a guy. Who's

1:00:33 well, the Nobody Knows the guy's name. Nobody feel worse for wow. Are you kidding? Nobody Knows? The guy's name? It was known as like the it was known by the girl's name. No one knows. I'm sorry, but the guy should be the one that's on the taillight. Kind of knew the guy and knew who he was and I don't even remember his name, but the guy maybe one of all the blame, I mean think about it like the girl takes a shit whatever. Like maybe she had to go. No, she I take a shit. The rumor was that he chokes shit on his

1:01:03 chest. The rumor was that he she asked him to take a shit on her chest and he did it. And why you think that started? Do I have started? No idea. I don't know, started. I've No idea what the history of it is. I just know that all of a sudden, everyone knew about it. And apparently, like 10 years later, everyone still knew about it, including like middle school. Children. That is so sad. How many times did you bunk

1:01:33 off now? I'm dying. I really thought this meant jack off, but then outside and look it up, and apparently in the UK. It means like dislike. Skip class playing hooky. Yeah. I don't know, I skip class like Like, fairly regularly, like what I said earlier, I don't believe that. Not like, okay, not fairly, right? Yeah, look, couple times. He's like, mr. Cool guy. You just said you had prospects for college like plotting out your life. Again. Like I said, like, I just judge things on whether or not, they would affect like, my grades and like, skipping

1:02:03 class in really affect my grades that much. But I skipped class A couple times a year. And sometimes, I skip school, and most of the time, my parents were cool with it would let me like look like your parents are cool. They're skipping class. Usually like once or twice per year. Barons would like, let me like skip a day of screen like hang out, cause my parents were very cool in some ways. I'm very cool like any parent would let you skip class twice a year. Sorry, I whatever. Sometimes I skip else is trying to be cool because he liked lacked coolness. Sometimes

1:02:33 I skipped individual classes and sometimes when parents, let me skip a whole day. Well, I never. Yeah, I just school. I would not say often because I didn't but I definitely did. I had a boyfriend, Austin, who ditched all the time. Sorry, Austin, if you're listening to this, you're probably not. I we were allowed to go off campus for lunch. So and I think I believe it's just senior year, but it might have been Junior and Senior year. I have a bad memory, but we would

1:03:03 go off campus for lunch and then just not come back for class after lunch. So I don't know if that's like ditching. It was more like taking an extra lunch break, which I thought I deserved I would Hardin High School. I would hardly be okay. Did either of you ever go to church to school? Oh my God, I'm drunk. Did either of you go in drunk or high to school? I did. I I purchased

1:03:34 a bottle of watermelon. Vodka from from a boy, from a my boy. It was $20 and he delivered it to be hidden in a sock in the school cafeteria. Materia and we did the exchange shut the fuck up. How much was it? I'll say it was $20. Like I said, I'm sorry. I bought some cigars for me as well. So I had that in hidden in my closet at home and one or two times. I would feel like a gatorade bottle with watermelon, vodka and drink that. Like, it's cool

1:04:04 at school and I didn't really like tell people or do anything. I was just it was my senior year and I was fucking bored with school. I knew I was like in the college so I just said, fuck it and I would just drink water melty vodka. A gatorade bottle all day at school and get like trashed. Holy shit, but I would just sit in class. So it wasn't like that fun or exciting. But I mean, it was entertaining. Yeah, they're like board. I mean, you got some moves that work, like, we all do it at work, right? It was day. Like, we all like started drinking early. Like? Yeah, it's not it. Honestly, like everyone knows I

1:04:34 saw a secret, but like, it is kind of funny looking at your screen. Like yeah. Yeah, never. Hi. I started doing Vicodin high school after I have my wisdom teeth removed, but I didn't do it at school. I never /. I didn't drink, or smoke during school, Orca hard drugs, so, I didn't, but I helped many friends while they were drunk or high at school. Like, get out of situations. My best friend got really, really drunk off, vodka at school, and my Spanish class,

1:05:04 and he desperately needed me to cover for him. And I remember being so confused. I remember the piss is like the the inner Mormon and Paige coming out like I was like, why the fuck would you get like drunk at school? This is so boring. Like it doesn't make any sense. Like school already is boring. It's like funny. I wasn't rude but it wasn't logical. It's like anyone with a brain would go. Well. Yeah, that's why you got drunk to make it more fun. Sorry. I saw it. I was like, I was taught like drinking was bad which led to like, throwing up, feeling sick. Like, I always drinking was like, you become an alcoholic.

1:05:35 Yeah, so it was like very rational. So I always thought like, why would you want to make a bad situation worse? I didn't see it as like a highlight, but I do remember that. Oh, my best friend was really drunk off fog. Good in Spanish. He drew a photo of like Mickey Mouse on his test and was like, can you like cover this from your like do something? Like I didn't mean to do this? Like what the fuck? I don't mean to draw a giant Mickey Mouse on my nose, Minnie Mouse. It was specifically Minnie Mouse any like Drew her like carrying like a Spanish book or something. It was like so

1:06:05 stupid. I like Bob asked you. Yeah, it was cute or just dumb. I don't know. But yes, that question did either of us have a crush on a teacher. No, on three. No, I had an AP Gov teacher that everyone joked about having crushes. Long shot out. Mrs. Bridges, but I never actually had a crush on her. What was her? Sexuality in high school? Very straight. Very straight. I'll Drink To That chairs. Not like a I mean y'all dirt. I'm straight did either of you

1:06:35 experienced, depression or anxiety. I just think it looks like a heavy we went from. Like, did you like bunk off? Like, did you, like bang your teacher? And now it's like, wow, did you suffer like depression? So, I think both of us would say, we, we talked about this a little before. I'm not gonna lie. We talked a little bit about it, and I definitely had a lot of anxiety. I did not, I will never claim to have had depression. And I think a large part of that is, especially being a female. I feel

1:07:05 like it's because social media didn't really exist. Like I didn't have Instagram and Comparing myself to other girls. I wasn't like watching these like thottie crop top girls on Tick-Tock and been like, oh, I wish that was me like, no, I did not wish that if anything I thought that was like, Despicable. So I was really blessed and that aspect. But I had a lot of anxiety, but I didn't know what anxiety was a lot of that had to do with my religious background. My parents not really being knowledgeable on that subject. So I feel

1:07:35 like I had a lot of a panic attacks. I had a lot of Just general anxiety. Like I've always told Alex anytime. I had any sort of shift or change in my life. It was like World War 3. Like I felt like I was just like going to the most traumatic shit. Like I found out, I didn't have lunch with my best friend, Carly my sophomore year of high school. We all you know, we have lunch together every day, freshman year. And then sophomore year my schedule changed. And I swear to God, I cried more that day than I did, like

1:08:05 over heartbreak, like I was so anxious, but who's not me? I really like I just I had a routine and, you know, it just threw me off. But now that I'm an adult, obviously fucking get it and I still have mad anxiety. So don't get me wrong. I did not go away. I suffer from like, you know, a lot of trauma and anxiety, but I did not have depression. That's just Tommy. Yep. I would never say that. I have like, clinical like real depression, but I was probably like, I was significantly

1:08:35 depressed by my circumstances. I I disagree. I feel like you could have gone to therapy and someone would have been like, you have like seasonal depression and I'm like, no, I definitely have seasonal depression, but that's different. But like I didn't have like chemical like real, like depression, but I was intensely unhappy with my circumstances for four years straight, which was very tough. And I communicated that to my parents. Like, literally every summer. I was like begging them. Like crying. Like

1:09:05 I don't want to go back to school. I don't want to cry. Yes, I begged every single song Ride for three Summers. I guess asking them seriously and deeply not to go but not to send me back to high school and they did. And that is that was shitty and it was like a little damaging to my relationship with them because I they never took that. Seriously, they made me go back and thought I was being dramatic and I really deeply intensely. Like hated my circumstances. I did. I was unhappy every day.

1:09:35 All day for four. R straight for the most part. I mean to give him a little credit though. Like there's so much lack of knowledge during our time, like things progress, right? So, like they're out there just so much more awareness. But yeah, mental, I just very much articulate. I was very difficult mental health at all. Being a thing talked about. No, not at all, but I was very articulate, so them and generally, they were reasonable people, but they thought I was just being dramatic, which was hard because I wasn't, I really was hating my day-to-day experience, intensely.

1:10:06 I was very, very unhappy. Also, I would never Sarah had actually clinical depression but my circumstances were incredibly depressing and I was wildly unhappy with my day-to-day life for four years straight. I mean to give us takes like at all. That makes you like that changes your life, you know. Yeah. To give. Are you friends a little bit of hope? I do feel like mental health is absolutely like embraced and a lot more discussed when we were growing up. Like I said, I didn't even know, I literally didn't know the word anxiety. No one

1:10:36 ever described anyone as like, Like, oh, they just having like, anxiety. Like that is not a thing. I mean, if you think about you, judge people, so harshly, I will never forget this and I actually have no problem, like, I won't out her, but there was a girl on my chair. Tune that I really loved and, like respected. She had a panic attack on the way to a game that we tried at. And I remember like very harshly in my head not out loud because I was not a mean person, but in my head, I judge her very harshly. She had a panic attack and I thought, like I roll. Are you kidding?

1:11:06 Like come on like over what? Like when you have a panic attack as we all know, like it can be over little quite literally. Nothing could be literally, just be a chemical imbalance, where you just feel anxious and I just was such like a harsh judge on that shit. I thought like, oh my God, like pussy, like come on, suck it up. Like it's not that big a deal like, get over it and nowadays like that would just be like intolerable. Like you couldn't say that you could have judge someone for that. Like that would be like, you're such a bitch like wouldn't and you also shouldn't like it's know. It's

1:11:36 fucking shit. Yes. Tire wall. I want to Make it clear that I was never mean like dealing with, of course. I felt sorry for her. But in my head I was kind of like come on, like, toughen up. Yeah, which is like, fucked up like know. So now, okay. I'm glad to present topic. What type of person would you describe yourself as in high school? I figured he did that. Yeah. I mean I was, I was painfully shy. I was just staying full of other people. I wasn't. As people saw me as quiet, but I wasn't necessarily quiet. I just didn't like talking to them. Oh you're quiet

1:12:06 though. You're quiet until you get to know you. Quiet until I like people and I told I generally just don't like me. So let me real fast. Yeah, I like to hear, I don't I'm not a quiet person. I just I'm not I'm quiet around people. I don't like but I'm not quiet by Nature. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. I kind of I describe my in the beginning, hyper shit, fun life of the party. I was always like I don't want to say center of attention in a bad way, but I definitely was I fought with like many of my close friends for center of attention

1:12:37 without realizing it. Now that I'm Look back. I'm like, yeah, I was seeking attention and validation because my parents ignored me didn't care. I was supposed to be this Mormon. Perfect. Angel. I definitely was not. So I were both also like, very like academic, like we were both like straight A students which makes no sense, because no one was motivating. My parents definitely did not, like, force me to be a good student. I just like my parents would have been very happy with me, no matter what grades I got, but I was just OCD. It's like how I am with cleaning our apartment. Like I just I had to

1:13:07 like have a routine. I had Do well, I didn't see any other Outlet. It was like I had to do this. Yeah, I just understood that if I wanted to change my life I needed to get good grades. So that's very mature of you. Mine was completely immature. Mean it wasn't really mature. It was just, I was so hateful if my current situation. I was like intensely motivated to do what I could to get out of it. Okay. Were you personally ever involved in a scandal at school? I don't think so. I was

1:13:37 one time my parents. To come to school because the teacher accused me of cheating on a math test, which I was your both, your parents came to school. Oh, yeah, and I swore up and down that everyone involved. That I didn't do it with your parents. This waves. You didn't do it. I don't know what they think, but they have my back, which I will always love them for even though they may be go to the city high school and didn't take my, my shit. Seriously, when I said, I didn't want to go, they did have my back when we had your back as you've lied.

1:14:07 Well, I don't know. I won't gauge whether or not they thought I was telling the truth, but they had my back. Wow, they came in this little lever. The militia ended me to death and I love them for that. That's cute because I was definitely cheating. I always had to cheat on math tests because I was so bad at math, but I had to get straight A's. It was only ever in math scandals. My biggest Scandal was absolutely. I mean, I don't have a scandal. That's not. I feel like a scandal means like something really like crazy happened.

1:14:38 My Best friend. Carly her boyfriend, which I have no problem outing. He was a fucking dick. Marcus Stam shout out, punch me at a school dance scene. I don't know, a single roll. It's ever been punched by anyone. Yep. I was, it was sophomore year and junior year. We were at, I think it was Sadie's, Sadie's was a dance. Sadie Hawkins baby. Hawking. Yep. It was wet. I had a lot

1:15:08 of fun. We were Nerds, I literally were a retainer, my retainer. It's hot and he was jokingly coming up to me at the time. I had a boyfriend, Matt. He came up from behind me while Matt was getting a glass of water. He came up behind me and was like, grinding on me to be funny. He knew I did not approve of him. I hated him. Like, I love with him. I told Carly many times to break up with him. She didn't. Whatever. I was still her best friend, support

1:15:38 her endless. Lee. But he came out to me was like grinding on me and being all disgusting. So I said, like yo like fuck off I literally said like fuck off. Get off me. He thought it was funny. He took that as like, hahaha, like this is like hilarious. Let me just keep grinding on her and think it's funny. So I it's hard. It's like my life flashed before my eyes and my right. But I think what I did was I turned around. I literally was like, dude, like, fuck off. You're a loser and

1:16:08 I like, kind of Gave him a little shove and he just went full. I mean, I'll never forget it. He took his arm back and just fully swing and missed me. But hit my shoulder hard enough that I fell to the ground and my retainer fell out of my mouth. So the force of his hit to my shoulder was so hard that I literally my knees buckled and I fell while now. What's shitty is my boyfriend. Like I said, I was getting a glass of water. So it's not his fault. He wasn't there to rescue me though, but my best friend, Jacob, the time

1:16:38 was With his girlfriend and was like, oh no, so here, V. And and like he didn't do anything. Making essentially was like, fuck off, like leave her alone. What the fuck is wrong with you? He was also on student council. So like he had a lot of power because like they ran the dances or whatever like, plan them. So he was like, you better like, fucking, you know, get the fuck out. Or I'm gonna tell we did towel. It's kind of crazy. It was such a scene that like the cops gone.

1:17:08 Moved a lady cop. Drove me and Carly home. We literally drove in a cop car. Honking big. That's a pretty big deal. Yeah, I would I would qualify that as a scandal. Yep. They took they reported it. He was suspended from school for. I think it was only three days but he came back and his best friend was in my math class and I'll never forget it. He came up to me and math and was like, I'm sorry my friend did that and I was like, bro, it's fine. Hello. Let's say you're sorry. You're not,

1:17:38 you know City, you know, I was kind of like, this is why I think I would have Friends with Maddie Perez. I was not at the time, you know, I wasn't my background, obviously screams like the women submissive all the time. I was very like I hated him and I did not approve of that. But I was very like for I was a forgiving person growing up. So I was really mad at. My parents were blowing it out. Like, they wanted to file a report. The cops. I was like as they should have. I know today. I'd be like Full Throttle like, yes,

1:18:09 but then I was absolutely like no, please don't do this. It's like I was just humiliated. I was like no, I really just don't need this in my life, but I did it so he was suspended. All right. Well, there you go. That's a scandal and a half my gosh. I know I feel like they just. Did you have a break? The internet moment. That was it? All right, cool. That was it. When Marcus Stan punch me at the dance. Let's see. What else do we have, Paige? Did you have a crush in high school? And who

1:18:39 would you have had a crush on a new for it? It's a good question. My crash in high school. I had a lot but my love David. All your car Kristin. Yeah, like what you didn't you date all your passions like you dated people. I was a pro dinner just going on a date or I was a pro relationship. ER the puzzle thing. I always was in a relationship always all through high school. I was never single. I was I was but it'd be like two months and in those two months. I was hooking up. Hmm. My crash. That was Andrew Kalley. He did not go to my school. But Shaw

1:19:09 and her Kali. No, why I was obsessed with him. He was like a skater guy. Had like long curly hair. He was Mormon actually Jack Mormon though. He drank and like smoked and like did shit but I was like super into him. Cool was embarrassing. ITP dizzy are too stupid, shit. I had crushes all the time, but I don't know, never led to anything. I didn't even get my first kiss until I was in college. So I have a 0 luck

1:19:39 in that department. So I had many Crushes. Your favorite. They were meaningless. I had a bunch. I mean name, both. Some of them were named one beep Raven. The one I'm most proud of is I had a crush on a girl named Malia. Is who is half Italian, half Turkish, who was the first I'm hearing of this very attractive, and it just seems like she's very cool to this day. Although I haven't spoken to her in a very long time. The like looking at trivia cash.

1:20:10 I haven't looked at her in a long time. I don't Or Awkward on the podcast also still looking up high school. Crashes Oakley is. I had a crush on a girl who like left her boyfriend and it seemed like we were going to hook up. And then she met some older guy that she apparently had a crush on for like years. We like went to laser tag one day and then she randomly ran into him at laser tag and then everything that had happened between her and I for like, six months was like out the door. And she like looked

1:20:40 up with him and then she married him and then they got divorce like three years later or something Karma. I don't know if that's car. I don't regret that one at all. I'm glad I jobs are real bullet there. Yeah, if you had to pick one experience, wait, wait, who did, who would you have a crush on you for a sec? Oh, that's a good question. So embarrassingly, so in high school, I was very I don't want to use the word shallow because I wasn't, but like you're horny.

1:21:10 I wasn't like looking for my long-term soulmate. I was looking yet again. Don't try to classify it. Who did, who would it be? No, I am going to classify. It's all right. He's hot as fuck. No, but I'm defending myself in that if his personality.

1:21:43 Okay, when you go, I would have been, I would have had a crush on that. Come on Jules, Victor how Jewels? Oh, yeah, Jules for sure. I was all about like the weird. Like quirky like cool cool style. Like interesting choice to Camp outside her type character. Really, really good luck Jules. Yeah, do all that for sure. Okay. Well last you for Ian question that we have if you had to pick one experience in high school that was Was the most memorable. What was

1:22:13 it? I literally don't know if I have one. My mass experience was we had we had like every year it was called like spirit week, which is so fucking stupid. But like I fucking loved it. So I won't act like it in love it and every day there was a theme but I say I loved it because like I said, my school was really cool and everyone was really like they went all-in. It's like it's like Halloween. A week every day was a theme. You went

1:22:43 all out, but people weren't basic. They like really went all out. So one day it was Hawaiian day, which is like so stupid, doesn't make any sense, right? But someone I forget someone, dared. Me and my best friend at the time to show up and wetsuits on Hawaiian day. I literally don't remember who, but it was Lily a dare. Someone was like I dare you like I think it'd be funny. I could see patients. Age like take doing this and really doing it.

1:23:14 And I was like, you know, any dare I fully took on in high school. Like I never didn't do a dare like now, I feel like fuck you. I'm not doing that. Yeah, Darian, Heist at all time. And you could tell me to like smoke crack and class and I would have done it. Like I did anything to please the crowd. I was a very reactionary, I like to reactions. So everyone was daring me to wear a wetsuit. The school seems like not a big deal, right, but for me, like, that was a big deal because it's just weird. I had to contact this kid Alex Fielding who grew up

1:23:44 in Hawaii. I borrowed his wetsuit and on top of that. They dared me to come to school soaking wet. So I had my first class was History, AP History, mr. Knee neighbor, and John Drury, the surgery I showed up. I literally War the skies wet suit took a shower in it War. Puka shells. Like my hair sopping wet. I was soaking. I'm not lying soaking wet. You could squeeze my wrist. And water would come out. That's how what I was.

1:24:14 It sounds really dirty, but I was wrong. How worried I was a wop. I was a wet ass pussy. Yeah, but like, actually wet with my pussy was wet, but it was from the wetsuit. So so wet. I came into class and everyone was like, I felt so fulfilled. Everyone was crying like dying because I just showed up dripping wet in a wetsuit. Obviously. I tried off like instantly because it's Arizona, but like I showed up Looking what and everyone was just like absolutely dying. And

1:24:44 I remember my teacher being like you need to like go dry off in the bathroom and come back and I was like, okay. Mr. Aney neighbor. I roll. Like, all right, so I went to the bathroom and like to prefer down was like, whatever knee neighbor. But, yeah, it was cool. And I was that's like, my picture was in the year before it so it was worth it. But yeah, I wore a went to to school. All right, sick. Sick nasty. I don't sound silly but like it was. My most memory is better than mine. I don't have because it was the most high

1:25:14 school was utterly. Because that was the most like that to me, was like, I remember being like a little doubtful. Like I should I didn't go to school dressed as Elvis one time, but that, wasn't that memorable. I just did it. And then, but hey, my five know, but like, I know, but that but that takes courage. Like, it took fucking courage to wear a wetsuit to a school full of like, basic ass people like Sherman schools, cool, but like, I really like your there were probably Goods. They existed

1:25:45 right? It's not popular to show up soaking wet to score and puka shells in a wet suit or dress up, like fucking Elvis. But like, who cares are so right? I don't know. So euphoric. That wasn't my best friend. Though who was a male. His experience was a little different. He wore a short. Mine was long, long sleeved, his was short, and everyone was just starting his balls all day. It was really awkward. Hey girl. Graham, good for him, but he had to go. Piscopo's will get people scoping on the package,

1:26:15 like a pack of. So you're in high school. Like, what's a package? Like, you know, flaccid dick in a wetsuit is not that hot, I guess no package loan. All righty. All right, Peter, that guy. No, I'm just saying, like you, when you were a short sleeve like, what suit? It's not like in high school. You have some big bulging package. Like, he was really like a sophomore. Try to stuff shut up there. No sock in there. So it was really funny. I mean it was funny, we didn't care. But yeah, so what's next? Okay.

1:26:45 Now we're going to do a lightning round of never. Have I ever? Oh my God. I'm so utterly bad at this game. We have to share the beer, then for drinking. Is that a Dear, no, not even close. Okay. Well, I'll let someone get me a drink one moment. We're gonna play. Never Have I Ever High School version? Now, normally it's like you hold all 10, fingers up, you put down the finger if you know you've done the ACT that's announced now, we're not going to do that because we're not being filmed were just dreaming. So

1:27:15 we're going to drink every time we've done something right? Is that what we decided on? Not? Yeah. Whenever, if you've done or when we have If you've done the ACT, you take a drink? Okay. All right. So let's cherish. I've done nothing. So let's choose the far because I love happy drinking. All right, it was luck choosing so far. Cheers hot. Calm down. So far. All right. Hit me. I'll go we wasted. Okay, so ready though. All right, here we go. This string. This is lightning round.

1:27:46 Let's go. Let's go. Never have I ever gone skinny-dipping. Nice. Is this in high school or just in life in high school? It's only high school. And we drank, if we have done it or had on it all right now and since we're streaming, you have to say, if you have ever had it never High School sipping. Never have I ever played strip poker in high school. Not nice. Cool. Me neither never have I ever peed in the pool. Absolutely drinking water. You've never

1:28:16 peed in the pool in high school. I've already be in a pool at all. That's what I find. I love pools and I find peeing in pools offensives. So I don't pee in pools. Oh, I pee in pools, plentiful. Okay, the Four Seasons with Alex for his birthday. This is not high school, obviously, and I think I peed in the pool like, 30 times my home. My Lord. I got nice question. Never have I ever drunk. Dialed my ex in high school. I didn't have an accident. I school.

1:28:46 Um, I never got drunk in high school. So we're actually on the same page. But I did Tom actually drink. Yeah, sure. I'm wasted. Never have I ever used a fake ID. I didn't have a fake ID. Me neither never have I ever hooked up in a car. I didn't hook up with anyone. I saw it up in a car many times in high school. So I will try to do like two drinks. Okay. Sure. To this is a largely

1:29:16 like a round of page ranking and me. Not also my one hook up in a car that I have to tell was I won't say his name to embarrass him. But he just all over the front of the window. He was 14. He just all over. How is anyone driving a car? If he was 14 and you were also fuck sir. I was, so I'm wasted. I was 14. He was evade, she was driving. Okay, give all of that. And give a blowjob. For some reason, you think of my mouth. He come he just all over the fucking

1:29:47 the what he called. The windshield wipers are the wind shield shield and then they also came on his lifetime, fitness uniform, which is a country club in Arizona, and he was really mad at me. Arizona. She's like, are you mad at me? Sorry. I'm so good at giving blowjobs. Okay, never, have I ever driven a stick shift. I did do that. Yo, I get to drink. Oh my God. House is chugging. He's drop that stick. I'm not. I've never done that. I worked. I know it'll work the stick. Baby never

1:30:17 have it ever thrown up in public. During High School know, maybe their winter. Yes. I did throw oven public high school just from PE class you threw up and I threw up one time in PE class, stone-cold sober just because they made us run a lot and afterwards. I didn't feel very good and we were walking back inside of the gym and I throw up throw up in the gym on the floor. No, I threw up outside the school. On the grass on the way back towards the gym. When I did anyone come from Outsiders

1:30:47 alone. There is a nominee that I was like, close with. Who rubbed my back wife. Who do I know? Whereas know, I'll damn it now. Oh my god. Well, thank you to the girl who robbed my my fiance's back while he was barfing in public projectile, vomiting all over the green. Shout out. Shout out. Never. Have I ever taken this shit at school. I actually haven't, I have, I didn't very rarely it. Was like, mylakeland my most avoided action. Like, I avoided that at

1:31:18 all cost, but I used to have to be like I had to stay after school to do soccer training, my freshman year. And sometimes I was shocked because I couldn't wait to give a locker room. He took a shit that I like in the no never in the locker room. How that would be the worst. There was like one super isolated like handicapped after the middle of nowhere that I would use. I took a big gulp just won't listen to that story. So sorry. I cheated it's the only thing I get to drink for get never. Have I ever gotten Physical fight at school. Noun not in high school. I have not,

1:31:48 but I have to say this to guys fought over me, junior year. Yo, got over me, but that makes me sound conceited. A guy that I knew how to crush on me. Ask me out to a dance. I said, no, because I had already planned to go with a friend of mine. That's that friend that I won't name was very upset that this guy overstepped and asked me knowing he had already asked. They both got in a fistfight so

1:32:18 badly. It started with that but it elevated Allah. Think you got the boys throwing hands over you. It wasn't no. But I want to make it very clear and wasn't just me, that was like, the spark of it. They already had their differences. That was just prior beef instigate. Yes. Yes. Oh, they're all. So I'll drink to that, I guess but I'm not. Okay, never have. I ever been pulled over by the cops in high school? No. You never know pulled over.

1:32:48 No I did. I've only been pulled over once in my entire life and it was when you and my other friend were actively drinking in the car. I was knocking or not. I was not, I was driving sober, but you in the other same person in the car. We're actually drinking. I don't think that was the only time I've been pulled over in my life because I was going 80 in a 60 and I did get pulled over and I did get a ticket but we hit the beer. Play and avoided. Yeah, I like own instincts.

1:33:18 What our beers on citations? So it was cool. I got pulled over, Alex knows this story, but I got pulled over with my friend, Scott LaCava and Zachary D. And I think it was brettly and I don't remember when we got pulled over and it was not at all for anything that the the roof of the car. It was one of those cars. Like the sunroof come out and we all went out the sunroof and we were dancing. He was driving on the freeway and we're dancing to a my paper planes, which is like a fucking laugh. Drop that slaps. Like you have

1:33:48 to, you have to, you have to go through the sunroof. Yes, of course. There's a choice like sorry officer, but like, the cops should understand. This is absolutely understand. They don't get it. They ever had. Well, well, well well, well, they did not understand. They pulled us over, and I think they were expecting us to be drunk. They did like the class. I like, get out of the car. They made it so serious. No one was intoxicated. We were coming from a softball game. So you're coming from at a softball

1:34:19 game. One that we watched of our school. Don't ask me why? That's how bored we were we came from a soccer. Yeah, I used to go watch volleyball games. Well well because two girls I liked were on the most. Well this you had an excuse though. I believe his fuck. I'm being a straight girl went with my guy friends who offed a softball game that was out of out of state is that we call it when it's not at your school. Well, I'm out of state means to know. All right, let's take. I'm fucked up. I know way. Yes,

1:34:50 it's crazy. I know it's crazy. But out-of-state means is in another state. You're being a real smartass. I'm drunk. But yes, it was a wit and a way softball game. And yeah. So anyways, I think that they thought the cops were the. They thought they were so clever. They were like, we're gonna get you so they got us out of the car. They get was each like the DUI test. I've literally had to walk a straight line. I was like, I'm literally, I literally told him I was like, I was raised Mormon. Not and then classic me even knew I wasn't drunk cause I went all into it. I was like, well,

1:35:20 I was raised more than but I'm not Mormon. Like, I don't really believe in it and he just like I just talking to them about Jesus walking test. So I did the test, it was fine. But you know, what's really shitty? Fuck. The police. They threatened. They said you need to call your parents and they have to come pick you up at this gas station, even though we were all sober. They were just like, you know, what? Like you have to get pictures and saying you can't make people do that. What if they don't have parents? He just thought, I don't, I don't trust you guys. We'll go home safely. We were like 30 minutes from home and he said, I don't think you guys will wear seat belts and go home when I was

1:35:51 literally like a legal. Like they can't make Yugi will get this. My friend Scott LaCava, a complete. St. Bless. His soul jokes. He was driving and he was terrified. He was like soaps that he was like he talked to the cops to the reason with them. He was like, listen, like we got this, you like gave him a pep talk. Yeah, and then they were actually like cool and we're like, well, cool, quote unquote. They let us go. Well, there's such idiots like you, but they did. But I Oh my God. Can you imagine a to call me that old data? Wasn't a super balls dancing. Am

1:36:21 I a paper planes sober out the fucking sun roof? Anyways, so I know I went off on a tangent. Okay, never have I ever hooked up with a siblings friend. Siblings friends. Never heard of a Jesse's forever. I don't, I barely know a single friend of my sisters and my siblings are like five years older than my sister. My sister is five years younger than me. She definitely was never bringing anyone attractive around if anyone was. It was like

1:36:51 at that weird time when I was liking all the rest were like 13, so it was arrested. Yeah. It wasn't like a good like hot betting. It was like nah little if we would have, we would not say so on the show, too. Better asset on that note. Never have I ever been arrested. No, I've been handcuffed but not by the bullies, your hockey colors. I know it wasn't high school. But you do have the tire story being handcuffed. I've never been arrested period. Freshman year of college. I went to a party at USC from Pepperdine.

1:37:21 Had a nice time. Ran around a whole bunch of fucking Friday, has nice, whatever. And then some guy that was in our group, who was a total like alcoholic. I mean, this was like, this was like a month into like, freshman year at Pepperdine. So I Barely knew any of these people. But this guy that was in this, in this group of people that I had driven the USC with was it out ended up being a total alcoholic like an actual like clinical alcoholic. OK. We got it. He was an alcoholic. Yeah. So we all had a very nice night and then near

1:37:51 the end of the night like we tried to get into a frat house and they turned us away and he decided to throw a bottle at their house and they decided model was, was it like a bubble or something? He just chucked it at their house and I broke. And they all It'll run out and Chase all of us even though he was the only one that had thrown the bottle. So I ran down the street and I got like causton. I got shoved On To The Ground by two young Asian men and I was about to have my ass beat. Well, I was gonna die mean, I was gonna try to fight.

1:38:21 I won't like a pussy, like I was going to try to fight but I had been shoved onto the ground and before anything could continue for other the the campus security showed up, they ran away. Way. And since I was on the ground, I got cuffed and they thought top bicycle by campus security. Not the, I did not got caught by the police, but I got cuffed by campus. Looks like what they like plaster were though. They were real cops. They were real metal cops. They saw, they brought me Round the Corner. They sat me down in front of a fucking Subway. I

1:38:51 had to sit on the curb. I said, yeah, I'll be honest. Were you shaking in your boots? No, because I didn't know, I wasn't, because I knew, I didn't do anything wrong. I was like, I just told him the story I was like, I'm here. I didn't do anything wrong. Some guy in my group. Threw a bottle at the house. These guys come out. Started chasing this. Like I have no choice but to run, I'm a Pepperdine student. Like here's my wallet. Look at my ID. I'm from Washington State. Looking my Pepperdine student ID. I'm a local paper. I was I was very drunk, but I like was very like clear-minded.

1:39:21 I was like look, I didn't do anything wrong. I didn't fuck with these guys house. They came out and chased us because some guy was with is some stupid shit. And then like thankfully, my homies brother was like walking. Down the street and saw it came over and like vouch for me and like, corroborated my story and they were like, okay. So do you owe your Liberation to this man? Yeah, partially partially or fully, I feel like fully fully his name is Le bet. He is Jeremy, sit bonds younger,

1:39:51 brother. You all set by a Taliban was a very, like he was a really fun like a little French guy. I'll choose. We came over and bailed me out. Thank you for Bill and I will see you on the same. Really awkward situation at USC can never. Have I ever lied to my parents about where I'm going. Oh my God, I could chug this my cloud right now. I do in high school. I really don't think I ever did. I didn't go anywhere. Nice. Ayanna

1:40:22 tried this entire white cloth. I lied to my parents. Every any time. I left the house you for Ian's like I don't advise it for you for you all. But like I lied literally Any time I left the house a so especially if a boy was involved, which was always. I was always leaving to go, see boys. I was never like hanging out with the girls. I was always going to hook up. Course page was a horny ass teenager. Okay, never have

1:40:52 I ever failed your driver's, I did something to drink. I did not feel my basis. But let me let me clear my opinion license, Let Me Clear My Am I filming permit test? Because no I pass over test for them in Arizona. It's psycho. They don't make you take a driver's test. They make you do parallel parking or whatever. Turn. What is it called a three-point turn? Sure. A three-pointer in like one of ever done that my entire fucking life. I don't even know what that

1:41:22 is. So stay in Washington. You have to back around a corner instead of three point turning which is insane because the three-point turns the something you really do in real life. I've never had that. You don't, what's a three-point turn? I've ever done in my entire life have a, when you're facing one way on a slim Street and you have to turn around and go the other way. That's our valuable skill in real life. You never in your life, have to back around a corner. I've never backed around a corner and I'm a little drunk. So you saying like a point three turn. I'm a little. I just means you're going this way on the street, and

1:41:52 then you have to turn around and go the other way. So, well, that's so easy. Yeah, it is. Turn easy, the whole point. It's not easy, but you also never have to do it. Well, Whenever I so I failed I do want to mention it was an Arizona. It was a hundred fucking four degrees. The day I had this test. I had this lady who looked like she was a fucking meth addict and she was screaming at me. I'm sad the karmic Granny's hook me my sweet granny. She took me for the test. I was so excited.

1:42:22 Right? You think like you're going to have your cute little licenses. He leave that. You look all cute. And I was so stuck as I wanna leave tonight, like driving my boyfriend, through the town. Absolutely not. I got him with this. Meth addict. She first of all told me to turn off the AC cause she said, it's so loud that you don't know what you're doing when they seized on. I'm Excuse me. Absolutely. Not given Arizona. You wouldn't ever be driving without the AC on. So I was sweating. I was nervous. And she was like, Hey, we're going to do parallel parking. Okay, I did the job pretty well, but I didn't like

1:42:52 fully. I like knocked over one. Cone big fucking whoopty-doo. She screamed at me and was like, you're done, like that's psycho on my ass. And just failed me immediately. So I wasn't I don't think, would you count that as failing a driving test? That wouldn't, I mean, you did that's parking. So I failed fire. It was a bad test. But yeah, whatever. So I feel. But I eventually got it. Okay, guys, so then next never have I ever smoked a cigarette in high school.

1:43:23 I never did. So, all know. I don't think I smoked a cigarette. Never, no me. Neither one is nicely organized. Not for sure. You would have I didn't start smoking weed, or Cigarettes or oh, I didn't even start smoking cigarettes until I was in college. I didn't start smoking weed. Did you start smoking cigarettes when you lived in Italy? I smoked a couple cigarettes freshman year before I lived in Italy, but mostly I smoked cloves. And we'd freshman year, like a total fucking like classic, like art.

1:43:53 Give never have I ever done a keg stand. And this can actually be in college or not. Nice. No, not as well. Me neither never have I ever asked someone to a dance in an Right way. No, I was super anti the when I like my high school experience was like Peak. Like you have to come up with some super clever dramatic way and like ask someone to a dance and I was so anti that. So the only time I did ask someone to a dance, I just walked up to them and just said, hey, do you want to go to the dance with me?

1:44:23 Yes. Yeah. Who wasn't. Mm-hmm? Kirsten Worman Worman Worman a Jack, Mormon, a jack more giant which by definition is a more. Jacques Normand of volleyball player. Very nice crime, I think very nicely. We had a nice time. I had the best time at any dance. Well, the morning and now you're dating an ex-mormon, but I know crazy, right? Wow, I guess I have a type, absolute full circle, Jack Mormons. Um,

1:44:55 I definitely ask my voice announces. So I'm going to try this, but I'm trying to think of like what I did. And I That's how Petty it was. I don't even remember. So it must have been really shitty. Alright, next questions. Never have I ever. Been called to the principal's office many times. Wait, really? Yeah, but just for the the silliest for wearing a hat, I've got called the prince. What did you sign the principal's chair? And he was like he wore a hat yesterday. Literally

1:45:25 what you sent me down and they say you were saying, yeah, I did, you can't work out. What would you say then? I'd say, okay, that I would leave and then I would work. Yeah, it was the stupidest was your personality. Girl, it was so it's not, it's some drama. It was a guy and then he, like, kind of got the ousted because he was having like an affair with like someone that was like, also in the school administration named him name. I'm just, I mean like

1:45:55 everybody knew it was but mine was the one putting me on trial and I call you crazy psycho bitch, Ina called only once and it was with my best friend Carly and we were called because some fucking dumb ho at our school. And I have no problem saying or named Jade still worthy. She was so boring. No, I mean shoot whatever. She's like a basic page now, but she like called her mom and her like Vic, you know, made us out to

1:46:25 be these bullies. So that we fucking bullied her daughter. The mom called me a dirty pig in the parking. Lot of the Mormon church. That's for another time. Another story, but I got called to the principal's office because they were claiming I bullied. Our daughter, I never did it was like this whole fucking thing. And the only thing I have to tell from that sort of this really funny is the assistant principal principal. Oh my God. I'm so drunk. The assistant principal. His name was mr. Du plessis

1:46:55 and the principal was so dumb. That when he was talking to us. He said mister du plessis has told us that this happened, me and Carly when we were in the chair listening, you know, getting accosted for something we didn't do. They were like me. Mr. Dupe lists some that you did the somewhere like this dude's most ridiculous us like, it was just funny like we kept laughing. And when we thought, like, we thought it was funny. So no one can pronounce his list be asking you. Well know is more than like they thought because we were laughing that we weren't taking it seriously,

1:47:26 but really, we're like your career. Laughing is for now with Vice principal's name fucking list. Be asked me to blip of. He was like, mr. Du plus is very upset with you and we were like you mr. Du plessis like what the fuck? So yeah. Yeah, whatever. I mean, the girl that got us in trouble, her. Mom Lily called me a fucking dirty pig in a parking lot. Honestly, to this day. I will say this, on this podcast. I feel very sorry for that girl because I have a

1:47:56 psycho mom as well. So, I will say shout out. Like, I hope that she's living her best life and is like drinking and like having a good time because her mom was a fucking bitch. Like a real bitch. I don't feel sorry for her. Fuck them all, that's you. I do. But especially if you're not a victim of a psycho moms, of course, you don't guys, I do. But meaning, I think the mom like it's like a cow and need situation. The mom like took the situation and ran with it. Looks like you're

1:48:26 like, we're in my daughter's life. And I think she did not want that. It was very sad. Very clearly, like did not whoo. It was bad. Okay, but I was halted. We pick, which is kind of funny. That's pretty, that's an accomplishment. Getting someone to call you a dirty pig is not. So that's somewhat an adult. Yeah. An adult and I was a it was my senior year in high school. Honestly, that's respect like in the Mormon parking lot, right? Bearsville. Someone to call an adult, to call you. A dirty thing is like she's been. She's been at my face, though. I would feel

1:48:56 pretty accomplished if I did that, but she spit in my face and called me a dirty. Yeah. It's an accomplishment. She called out my Mormon friends. She named. The mall you debase her, you made her look like an animal. Well, not only that, the community like that's great. The best part of that was my dad was so upset because you know, he felt horrible that I was called a journey was he's what what Dad would not be upset if their daughter was accosted in a parking lot spat at and called a dirty Pig when

1:49:26 she did nothing. So my dad was rightfully upset but he was always such a peacemaker. But one time at a football game, his best friend were there. And we are cheering in the mom walk by and they both put their nose up like, yeah, I love box. My dad never liked did anything bad, and that was like really cool castle. Well, we're officially fucked up. I also know that all the things.

1:49:56 It is all the things, but all I know right now is I'm so fucked up that I'm in like a high school spirit and all I want to do is order talk about on doordash. So, I feel like we definitely have to end this episode because I absolutely need talk about right now. Taco Bell. Yes, Corona del Sol, Kim's papermakers Paco. All right, before, ins, we are out. We're just going to Cheers with our fucking

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