I’ve seen the future… and it’s EUPHORIC!!! [Pt. 1] Transcript
00:01 Gaze upon the crystal ball here into your future. If you dare picture of this, the year is 20/20. One. Corona, has overtaken the world and you sit alone in your apartment board and unwashed season. 2 of euphoria is about to Premiere. What euphoric Visions are you about to behold? Wait, what's
00:31 this? I see Fez Co hooking up with Lexie. Hmm. Ah, but here I see that the missing Jacob's son is really a stray. Is that like a working at a bank? Come on? Well, anyway, stay tuned as Madame page and Alexander the man who knows look deep into the distant future, too. Bring you all the
01:01 best worst and wildest season two predictions. Hold onto your Goblet of wine. It's about to get weird.
01:47 Hello, you for hymns. We are back. You thought we were gone, but we're fucking back, psych. Psych big time. So we may be done with season one. But oh boy, do we have all the fucking time on our hands? You plan plot discuss and figure out what the fuck is going to happen in season 2 if it's ever filmed honestly with quarantine. I mean they were wet supposed to have
02:17 this already finished now by November. Now, they're like, we might not even start filming till September. I play that's not going to happen because Allah is the rules are getting stricter and stricter kind of like New York. It's crazy. I feel like they're not, they're definitely not going to start for a while. Probably not till next year, when you assume If you would have passed gas, I think that's very possible. It's also concerning because people are going to have start having more and more scheduling conflicts. Like if people line up more projects. Zendaya's
02:47 doing due north. Maybe she already does it though. I think Doom. Okay, but it's not fully finished, but I think they are. But even if it's shooting it, even if it's wrapped, she'll have to do press for Dune which is right where International totally. Yeah. It's like her commitment to doing is far from Over. Yeah, there's a lot, who knows? Who else among the cast is gonna be getting any person is Sweeney like, yeah, I mean, so it's scary but like scheduling conflicts are real and it's going to be hard to line all these people
03:17 up again, to get them to do season 2, he thought, but you know what? We are, and I stay positive and send out all the positive euphoric Vibes. We can because we need season two. I was going to say to come fast, but that's disgusting. There's a lot of these entail. We won't be the last. Yeah, fast not slow. Like Ethan. There's also a lot of people. We don't become like Ethan. Yeah, we do. We want them to do the Ethan. We need season
03:47 2 of euphoria to be like Ethan in the bathroom with cat. Yep. We do needs to come fast. Well, of course, we're going to begin with just doing a quick quarantine update. What is what the fuck is everybody up to? I mean, first and foremost. I think we all were just, so the God's blessed us this past. Squeak Euphoria, the HBO account for Instagram released. Bloopers from Euphoria, which was so fun to see because we haven't seen any of this. I mean, the show is so fucking serious most the time that it's not like you could like tack on bloopers at any
04:18 point. So I thought that was a great idea. I mean, think about it. It would be really tough to be a show right now. That's like had so much hype and then to be in this weird Hiatus. So like good for them, for putting that out there for us. I thought that was really sweet and nice and like kept us all in the loop. That was so sweet of them. That was just a real kindness. HBO's. Is there was no no monetary incentive or marketing value. Just really sweet of them. Yeah, you can shut up now and keep drinking your tea.
04:48 Drink because yes, I thought it was very sweet and honest to God, made my day. But off of that, I was laughing. Is there? First of all, there are so many funny parts, but my favorite is most, definitely Lexie or mod. If you will opening the door and trying to say, Bob Ross about laughing that Pretty funny. I like when Jules she's like when girls eating sushi and trying to get the broccoli in her mouth and she has like a giant piece. It doesn't work. But hunter tweeted at one of the bloopers saying that like the Bob Ross in with Maude
05:18 was like impossible to film because they just kept cracking up and like couldn't take it seriously and that's why she falls in that Bluebird. Actually falls to the ground. She's just like deceased with laughter. So it's so great. I just love them all. So it was really fun to see them all like laughing and having a great time on a show that's like mainly about like drugs and rapes. So I thought it was kind of cool, see that. So I think that's a very serious show so I'm like it's cool to see like the other side of it. That they actually like have fun on set. Yeah, then we have a huge update storm who plays
05:48 Gia on the show. Graduated high school a year early minam girl good. She's like really sliding quarantine. She's always on Insta live like talking about how she like works out every day. I mean she just trust me. She's really taking this quarantine seriously. I'll Trust you honestly to, like, she's kind of like a Sydney Sweeney if she hustles like she's had some really big roles. So, like one she was in that one movie. The one that wrote she was in a reality. Yeah, that's it. But that's like a big
06:18 deal. Big deal. She was a lot like list them off right now, but I know she's been in a lot of shots, a big one. So, yeah, storm. Congratulations. All right, what else we got? So euphoric, she graduated a year early. Eric Dane not much to say other than he posted a weird insta story that was like about him really wanting to achieve the greatness of being able to bake a loaf of Cholla. For those of you that know what tala is because I didn't
06:48 either, it's like a Jewish loaf of bread. I guess. It's a type of breath. Yeah. It's it's Jewish is a good type of bread. Yeah. It's delicious. Okay, everything hope you do. I hope you're able to achieve that goal. You get that chocolate dessert, Dana jail. I don't know. Is he Jewish? I have no idea. I mean, most the LA Community is Jewish. So I wouldn't be shocked. I don't know about most of these Lincoln production area. Yes. It's like a joke. Every like anyone that's in film or TV is Jewish. That's like a huge joke. Yeah, I know. But I think it applies
07:18 less the actors. Well, look it up while I said it's next update. So Zendaya, her super fans, were going fucking crazy this weekend, which I thought was so funny cuz their story was so boring. It was just love her, like herb garden and then she like showed her dog noon who's really cute. So like, Once again, glad she's driving. But like the story is not that exciting. These fan accounts just go crazy for anything she post and I'm like, it's one thing like the dancing was cute and funny, but like, I don't need to see your herb garden. I don't care. I mean good for Sunday, but like I don't need everyone like flipping a shit over exactly.
07:48 Like good for her like we love you. But according to the internet, Eric Dane is of English German finish. Russian, Jewish and Austrian Jewish ancestry. So, yeah. All right, I'll confirmed everything is Jewish and he is Bacon. The Chala Sydney Sweeney. Her stories have been quite hot and steamy. I'm loving it. She's the new, you know, face of Fenty. She's models for them. So she's been modeling lots of bras and panties on her story and oh, wow. Oh boy. Yeah,
08:19 shoot. She's working it. We all know. Also, you feel about a Sydney Sweeney. Yeah, I feel real. Sorry. I could barely watch on Instagram. But also she honestly is just like Gia. She's fucking killing it. In this quarantine working out every day. So you go girl. That is co or Angus. As We Know, It's Just story. I can't even he was like, freaking the fuck out was so excited that he was on the beach because each. So some of the beaches every open and Allah and in Florida,
08:49 so like it was on the beach in LA and he's just tripping balls. That someone is parasailing. Now, for those of you are like better, like Angus. And don't know what a parasail is. I'm not even going to describe it. Just look it up. Like, you should know what parasailing. Yeah, but he was literally three. Losing his mind. It was like a comparable to like the discovery of fire. Like he was like amped on so amped and like as if he had, never seen this before as if it was like, yeah, so insane. And like Bonkers which like I mean, I guess it is. If
09:19 you've never seen anything even remotely like that before but appointment, Alex and I went to Hawaii for his birthday. A couple years back. I paid for us to go parasailing. It was like 50 bucks, a pop. So like he's making that HBO money anymore. I can go parasailing, it's everywhere. I know, but I'm like Angus, if you're this excited like been around for like forever. Do we have like jetpacks now and stuff? If you saw a jet pack and were like blown away. I'd be like I get it, I get it. He is just watched a human, a genuinely
09:49 like stoked on like parasailing. It's so cute and funny because he's just like, you would think this was the height this shit. He's a scene in his whole life, honestly. To you know, what I was thinking. I think if I ever got him up to interview on the podcast, I would just offer him a Parasailing experience. Like I would pay for him to have a pair of see like let's go. Let's go parasailing. Yeah. Okay. We'll think about that. Will do you have them? Yeah, then we've got Anika King. She plays Gia and Rouge bomb in the show. She honestly I didn't I just started following
10:20 her on our account. She is like she's also a thriving. I mean God, they're all fucking thriving. And I'm over here like drinking all the time. Never working out. I'm just so jealous celebrities page. A lot of money, but she's posing by the pool. She posted a high. Hot story of her bathing suit. She actually has a Blog to. So if you go to her account and click on the link in her bio, she has this adorable blog. It's all about her Vegan Cooking, hiking traveling, makka, pakka career, and how she got on you for you. I'm just, I'm here for it. She's so cute that we've got Barbie,
10:51 who plays Cat and she's got a new makeup line. So she's been doing highlighter swatches on her stories. She's working with Becca Cosmetics. So go check that out. Go buy some support. Our girl cats, meow. Other than that. I was pretty pissed because Kirsten one of the makeup artist on Euphoria had a zoom like live which I think is such a great idea because right now like most makeup artists are out of work and they're trying to figure out how the fuck to make it in quarantine just like all of us and they're going to start I guess doing the zoom lives or she does makeup tutorials,
11:21 which is so cool. She collaborated with cosas, which is like a skin care, but I also so bored right now. I was so mad because apparently I didn't know that there were only a few spots it was like 500 spots and they were out in like 30 seconds. So sadly I wasn't able to attend but if you were DMS, let us know how it was honestly. Like, I'm so jealous. I love doing my makeup everyday, like, very euphoric. So I was like, kind of low-key pissed that I could I get into the same trap that like, you know, what, life goes on.
11:51 And you know, what else goes on our podcast because we need to Dive Right into these fucking yo season two predictions. Alex, take the Mike. What are we going to do this evening? Well, What it is Euphoria and today is all about season two theories predictions. All the, all the things every wildest thought anyone's ever had about season 2. I tracked it down. I did all the research I could ever do I dug through every fucking Reddit. Comment,
12:21 every thread all over really didn't for and I was here watching we ask for shit on Instagram, on our Twitter like all the places. So we really we cast a wide net. Annette. And we have what I can like pretty confidently, say are almost all of the theories anyone has published on the internet about what will happen in season 2 of euphoria. Also, we're just going over fans to for reaching out that you do so much for all your submissions. So we're basically just going
12:51 to run through this shit and we're gonna we're gonna roast some of these theories because there is some wild shit out there. We're going to talk about what those are. Kindly thou meaning like our fans, don't If you look funny your theory, we still fucking love you, but like we're here to really, you know, we're here to critically judge these deer. Yeah, we're gonna run through them. We're gonna give him a old stamp of whether they're plausible or not plausible. Oh no, okay. Euphoric or not
13:21 you for, I love it. And then we'll give you some theories of our own. So yeah, like we'll just go through a kind of character by character and Steve have people are saying and then we'll throw in our own theories at the end. Sounds good. But before we get to that, let's talk about what we do know about season 2. Okay. So here is what I know is confirmed for season 2 confirmed, HBO confirmed confirmed by an Illuminati confirmed. So I guess some of the cast confirmations may have a little shaky.
13:52 I don't know if those count is like truth, but one is rooh is not dead which comes from straight, from Sam levenson. So this is true through not dead. We also talked about that in our last episode. Don't need to go into it. But no also from Sam levenson, Fez and Lexi are getting their own episodes, as well as storm Reid who plays Gia had said in an interview that g is also getting her own episode. Okay, so not from Samurai HBO, but Gia
14:22 says we get a we get a GF episode makes sense to me. They didn't develop those characters enough. And also like I'm sure they're going to have other storylines of new characters. So yeah, and then speaking of New character is the only other thing we know is that there are five new characters that they were casting for earlier. In this year, which by the way, I begged Alex to submit a video because we moved to New York and he didn't have a fucking job and I did. So I was like, I don't have time plus I don't fit any of these descriptions. So you should just pretend to be 18 and like try and be one
14:52 of these are looking for people that can play 17 year olds. And I mean, I like hippie age decently, but I'm 29, like, I don't know that I can pass for 17 mine. Can pass for like early 20s, maybe coming on this. Still bitter about it, but we'll talk about those new characters and their descriptions and how they might fit in later on. So, to get started before we get into character theories. I have a couple like, comprehensive theories. I found about the whole season. Okay, so these
15:22 aren't from fans. These are just collected by these are from fans. But as opposed to being character related, this is like because everything I think is going to happen, God sees it and they're pretty wild. Old. So, first one, this person in quotes says, I have a huge season, 2 Theory, they skip over summer and season 2 starts at their senior Year. Nate and Maddie have Grown Apart Maddie gets into modeling and really gains an independent mindset. Jules left for
15:53 the whole summer and came back with a new girlfriend. Played by Bella Thorne, Roo has been doing good since Jules left, but her return. Shakes things up for bella. Thorns character is toxic. AF and gets through back in the drugs and ends and they end up fucking causing jewels to become depressed. What? Jewels and Ruhr at odds, both wanting each other but both can't resist, Bella, they only reconcile after bellowed he's to embrace his sexuality
16:23 but after all that time of being a homophobic dick to everyone, no one accepts him and he was bullied / harassed and spends the season trying to accept himself and that he's changed. Despite. I hate me continues to chase jewels and sees the jewels. Bella rule of triangle is an opportunity. Oh my, so he causes Bella's overdose and hopes to consult Jewels, but she just runs back to Ruth one cause an overdose who knows Jules runs back to Roux, which leaves Nate in a dark place. Maddie
16:53 ends up getting sexually harassed /, molested by a photographer. And she runs to Nate out of instinct and he beats the guy to death. They realize they can't escape each other. But Really get back together. I honestly didn't even mean right. This much, and I know I left out half the cast. I'm no screenplay screenplay writer though. Yeah. I know, should I do seek at quitting being a cam girl to basically pimp other girls to be cam girls. What so is that? Wow, that's
17:23 that's how they just ended on cat. Pimping out women. Yep, cat is gonna stop being a cam girl, but she's gonna pimp out other cam girls. What a weird way to. And when you end with the other phrase where you're Like I'm really bad at this like why God so that yeah. So this person was just taking a shit on the toilet and thought of everything they could ever think of and quickly typed it on their phone or something we so I mean, yeah in summer, he's one of our followers, you know, this is offer at it. Almost all of these are off ready, but I'll say it's probably because I want to be careful how I'm roasting. I mean our followers on going
17:53 to be a little softer on but man goddamn this Reddit post is bad. Yeah. I mean basically the whole series the whole season 2 in this world centers on bail. Thorn coming in both ruined, Jules falling in love with her and then Nate murdering Bella Thorne so that he can get Jules, but it doesn't work. It's like no offense, Ebola Thorn. I have like nothing to say about her honest to God, but I fucking hate when people take other actors like past lives and like, drag them into new shows. It's like just because one day I
18:23 played on a Disney show at Bella Thorne, doesn't mean Bella Thorne is going to be cast for HBO's Euphoria. Bella. Thorne can barely like keep her pants on these days. It's Preposterous. Alright, so So no, I actually didn't mean that by having sex with me, like she literally looks like a psycho. No, I mean, whatever. Anything about this person thinks that the last season of euphoria whatever the last season is. So, I guess not even seasoned to thinks that they should flash forward and show everyone and their future with their like, career and lives
18:53 and whatever. And some of the characters are doing stuff, that makes sense. Like Nate's, a politician, Jules Works in Fashion cats, a businesswoman. But then with this person thinks McKay is a banker and friend. Lexi is a dentist. What I mean, I could see McKay being a banker. Like. That's very that's very much the case to go the easy way out. But like let's see a dentist. What the fucking liar? I mean about those are just these are just
19:24 also okay, you know, it's funny but I just thought of why would anyone be thinking of their adult careers? They're also in high school. It season two is not, then that's what I said. As I said, this person thinks the last season of euphoria whatever, the last season is should be a flash forward to their future. I thought you meant like, well last, I thought they were referring to the last as like, season two because I did. Sorry. I mean, maybe season 2 sizes, and we should just jump to their Futures right now. So we can see, maybe we want to see Lexi being a dentist page. I mean, sorry, but most of us
19:54 are still focused on season 2. We're not really thinking like season 8 in season two. I want to see McKay going to work as a banker but Miles and tribulations of working at the local things. Like Patty is lunch to work at Wells, Fargo, Lexi puts on a scrubs to be a badass assistant. God. These are so stupid the only and then Bella Thorne enters Wells, Fargo to take out a deposit. Yeah, before she owed. He's horrible theories. I think you had a,
20:24 I think you had a long one full area all as well, from a fan of ours, if you'd like to go through that. Yeah, let me pull this up. So this is my Fred Jones. Shout-out. Also loved the dedication to this. Some of the ones we got were really lengthy, but honestly, I fucking love that because that means you do your research. So Ingrid, Joan wrote, the her prediction is that Jules will leave town for a bit. And in the meantime, we will learn to cope with her addictive behavior in a healthy way, their friendship with Lexi who we know is one of the more mature characters,
20:56 so true. So wise. So when Jules comes back, roux is kind of over her and they're actually getting better. But then suddenly Callen Jewels, sex tape is Leaked and shit goes down. Cal is charged with statutory, rape and child pornography the same shit that Nate was trying to pull and rules. And Jules is feeling abandoned by Roux and facing all of towels. Power will blame it on her and attempts suicide that start do. What is she saying? Let's see, and jewels feels abandoned my room. Yes. And faces all this shit with Cal an attempt suicide and that's
21:26 what makes Rue get sucked back into joules because like they were a part, you know, whatever. So then Rue ends up, Having to choose from two ways going back to how she was. I'm picking up her, addictive behavior, or this time being there for jewels in a more healthy way, which I don't know how that looks then. Ingrid. Joan goes on to say I am literally making all the shit up with no evidence. But one last prediction is that the sex tape is actually leaked by Fez Co to stop the Jacobs family of screwing over his drug dealing business, which causes a huge Fallout between Rune Fez and that's
21:56 all Ingrid. Honestly, I think favorite part of this prediction is the end where Fez Co weeks, the tape. Cuz I don't know, I'm not saying like I think that will happen but I think that's like the most. That's like the best idea I've heard of so far. That's like really out there. Like we've heard a lot of repeats. This is the only one that wasn't repeated it for me. Was it repeated on Reddit? I'm I'm half like euphoric and half. Not euphoric on this Theory. Yeah, I can't say. I think it's euphoric for the dedication and like, wow. She like this person
22:26 took the time to really go through also like so sorry. I'm going to fuck it up and say he or she all the time just with everybody because I don't know. Know who you all are. But like, I think this one is good because it's like she did this person did their research. Well, some of it is some of those are like, very common theories, and definitely make sense. Like, a lot of people think that season 2 is going to be Jules away. Jules comes back. Ruined, Jewels are in separate places Ruiz doing pretty well, and
22:56 there's some degree of involvement from Lexie that like to attempt suicide. On and a lot of people think that that's probably what's going to happen. And I find that pretty like plausible. I'd say that part of its euphoric. Yea The Fez like sex tape thing doesn't make sense to me because I don't think Nate Jacobs has any interest in Fez now that he's already like hit him with the like drug busts. I think you know she more to worry about than fucking with good. John is saying Fusco will be pissed because he minimum flush all those drugs. He
23:26 like that's cause pissed so he's gonna finally saying, I don't know. Already fixed that with the theft and I watched how the hell is Fez gonna get the tape from Maddie, any other? I don't know. So parts of that euphoric parts of it, not so euphoric, but overall, like done a lot of devotion. A lot of thought went into that. I like also that I like that Ingrid was funny about it. Yeah, like
23:56 I don't have any evidence of this shit but like, here it is. So, yep, and I mean, we're all in the same boat. None of us have enemies know what the fuck is going on. Okay, nice Theory. So the only other one that's kind of like a general all-season theory. Is that season 2 will include the coronavirus, pandemic, outbreak, whatever way, which is, fucking hilarious. Like they've already written this shit. There is no way. It's going to include that, but I love the idea that season two is just, everyone is fucking quarantined. Like we're just dealing with coronavirus.
24:27 Everyone is staying in their house like dealing with the virus and not like doing euphoric things at all. You know, what else is really dumb about? That is the timeline is different and that's what it is. Now. Don't even get that Tech. Yeah. So this 1911, then khurana. This one's not euphoric naughty for it. But anyways, so now we're onto the, the character specific theories. So the first one I've kind of like lump together the Jacobs family theories. Okay. So first
24:57 is a very common prediction that we're getting get a Redemption /, like humanization Arc. Ornate and or Cal, which I find as very plausible. I think that's a very euphoric Theory. I think they have planted some seeds, some pretty shaky seeds in my opinion about Nate being like empathetic. And then we see some like less shaky seeds about Cal being more empathetic and kind of realizing he's a bad dad and dealing with his like, sexuality issues. Totally
25:27 the same page. We're, we're kind of like will be really pissed. If Nate is redeemed in season 2. We're not here for Him being redeemed in like feeling bad for him. Like no, sorry. Yeah, I'm not I feel he's done. He's gone too far. But am I sorry so that's a super common theory that I think is pretty plausible. Another one. Is that Nate and or Cal end up in prison or dead which I also find ahead very I find that pretty plausible I think would die that one of them is ending up in prison
25:58 and or dead, I think it's pretty plausible for either of them to end up dead or in prison. Apparently in the Israeli version, the Nate, like character murders, the jewels character, and then the Rue character kills Nate. And as we talked about, in the last episode, we opened the season, like one script with Roo presiding over Nate's funeral after she murdered him. So I don't find this theory that crazy. I think they're there
26:28 exists like a possibility of rumor during Nate or like I also know, I also know I've said it a million fucking times and so have all of our fans and listeners. But Sydney Sweeney's the really the only one that actually vocally spoke out other than Gia, I think and saying, but it was really dark and to me dark typically means somebody dies. Yeah, that's just me though. I also think it's very, it's obviously very possible that Nate or calland up in prison as
26:58 well. Given that now the tapes out there with Nate's, like father-son, pretty Statutory stuff. I don't think they're both gonna happen. But one of them, they might, I could see either a mash boys. They've both done enough that either of them could very easily end up in prison or dead. So, okay, euphoric to that. Shh, this theory is that Nate rapes jewels and then Roux and or Fez kill him in Revenge. This is also on Reddit, which I also find pretty plausible. Like I feel like they're only has so much
27:28 before it. Oh, I think Nate has so much rage + like a weird mock-ups. Sexual attraction to Jules. I could kick the shit out of him. She wouldn't let him tools made his fucking huge true. They could rape me if he wanted to like, he's gigantic. Yes. That's true. I don't think that's what happened and then I could absolutely see that being like the thing that leads rooooar Fez to like murdering my revenge. I could see the murder part. I don't know if you would like yeah. Rapes. He has the weird
27:58 combo of like so much rage and like his own fucked-up like Like how I just really sees, I'm sorry. I don't know you for icon that. All right. This one says Nate becomes a serial killer not not in season two, but like way down the line I could see. He's got serial killer Tendencies but not in season too much though. Not not youth work. He's not he's not making the jump to serial killer in season 2. No neat was abused
28:28 as a child by Kyle. Okay, is this a warmer listeners or read it? Will you clarify? Some of these are already? Okay. I'll say if it's somebody else. But but I mean, why do you want to know? You're trying to pull your punches for our fans page? Here's my hands. I already said I'm gonna go soft on her fans. I thought we were being objective here. I'm just kidding. Anyways. Yeah, I mean, we already know that he's kind of like on like, borderline emotionally abusive and he definitely grew up toxic, but I don't really see, like, no,
28:59 I think they're probably referring to like, Gnarly are like abuse. I don't really I don't really see that Colin Colin on that lackluster created. There are some wild ones out there. Don't worry, Nate kills Cal. What I think, I've also now on that, I think gonna kill Cal. He could barely, we just saw in the finale, season him banging his head against the floor because he could barely like, he's got a lot of right engine Cal, he has so much rage, a cow, but I think
29:29 he directs it else. Swear, I don't think he's ever gonna direct it at Cal. I also think we remember, we said, we really think you kind of idolizes car. I don't think he'd. Yeah. In certain ways. Kyle comes out as gay. I don't think that's happening. Oh really? Well, I don't think he'll come out but I absolutely think he's confirmed gay. Well get I mean, no, he like, Iran's women. I don't know where, but I don't know, it could be. I mean, I've already said, I think he might be using that to mask his gay Tendencies, but there's no way
29:59 I think Al is coming out as Straight up guys today because I think maybe he's too afraid to go like, as far as to be fully truthful of themselves, right? That's what I was saying. Yeah. I think he mask, he might not only, he's an ass mouth. I don't think this is like right house coming out of the closet. I know ridiculous cows, not coming out of the closet. Now, Nate gets beaten up by mouse. That would be such a good episode. It would be cathartic, but I not seeing the connection. That's not
30:29 a euphoric serious. Being euphoric episode. Yeah, I would watch that with popcorn and hand. Yeah, that's also worth. It's worth mentioning most of these theories just exist with no explanation of the context. Like, what I'm giving you is. All these people said they didn't say Nate gets beaten up by Mouse because like blah blah, blah. Is it as they just said this like, this is all I have to work off of laser. Yeah, without some explanation. Like now Nate goes to therapy Maddie threatens him with what she knows. And they build a secret friendship
30:59 over it. This is from Jaya lordy fans. United one of our one of our followers. What do you think about that? A large fan accounts for Australia? I don't I mean this one's just kind of like I don't think there's much there. I I do see the potential. I think I told you earlier. I see the potential of Maddie and knee forming like a secret Alliance. I kind of already have a secret they do but I think it'll get more intense because now she has the desk and this is kind
31:29 of off track, but I Think, personally, I don't know if she'd be bold enough to show her friends that disc and be like, what the fuck do I do with this? I think she's going to be stupid and is going to be like I fucking found this and she's gonna go to Nate first and that's going to cause problems because Nate is not going to let that disk leave her fucking hands. So, going off of that, a secret friendship. I mean, like, not really, but like, I could see that like Alliance continuing and season. Yeah. All right. There you go. That jail.
31:59 Already fans United. Here's another one from one of our followers. This one is from at rules Euphoria. OK mates mystery brother. The little brother from the pickings is gay or trans and left the family. So as not to reveal Cal secret you thought that's intense. I mean, let's look at let me get this straight though. So this person is thinking that or rules Euphoria thinks that the little brother's gay
32:29 and that's why. Why gay or trans killed on her? Like no, he's gay or trans and he left the family. So as not to reveal Cal secret. No, I'm not sure how he would know Kyle secret or how him leaving would hell. I would also like a child. So I don't know. Like I'm gonna say, like, we don't know when he left hard to pack the whole gay or trans thing. It's like he was we don't really know because we don't even know what age he got out of the picture and he was like six in that but you know, I don't know, a better, a better. Nothing you can't be
32:59 gay or trans. It's X, but like I can't see it being a I can't see him leaving home at 6 years old being like, well, if I gotta go put that would be. Maybe he did get older. Maybe he didn't leave any mistakes. Maybe he like. If I were to rewrite, this, I would be like he leaves the family because he's gay and his family, threatened to send it to one of those, like, scary, like religious, like, where they ungh a you, like, in the forest or whatever. I don't know those fucking still exist, which are psycho. But anyways, I like that would be a better Theory like, oh, they sent him off and we don't know where he is or something.
33:29 But anyway, yeah. Shipped shipped off to a gender like reassignment facility or something. Yeah, that's I mean, that's what I thought this person that but I don't think they meant by that. So I'm going to say this is probably isn't going to happen. So I'll go no euphoric but you know, what? Sweet sweet thought. Alright. So next we got another one about the mystery brother beans. Beans is dead and his death is a family cover. They say by our follower at George underscore. Ywy. No, they didn't say beans.
34:00 That's okay. Very plausible. I don't know about the cover-up part. But my theory is that he's dead. Okay, and I wouldn't be surprised if it was a family cover-ups, be funny. If this entire time that was just a fuck up on HBO's part. That would be which I honestly think they would have to think there's a big chance enough people that know and talk about it all the time. They would have to include him in season 2, even if it was an accident. Well like Alex was watching a really funny algae Smith like old interview today. I overheard
34:30 him on. On YouTube and algae. Smith was answering a question for like a he was in a magazine interview or something and he answered about that. Someone brought up the little brother thing and he was cracking up there were like the little brother might be ashtray. Oh, we'll get to that. There's a whole. I just thought that was so funny. I mean, I guess we can talk about that as a living. Let's just talk about it. Now. There is a there is a fucking to me. This is a fucking Preposterous theory that ashtray is the third little like Jacob's brother, which I find it, implausible for so many reasons.
35:00 First of all, the age just does not match up. Like, if you look at the age ashtray is, and the age that little boy is in that picture. I mean, aside from the fact, they look nothing alike. Just can't just the agent is, how much older Nate is in that picture that this character would have to be much older than ashtray has amazing. Also ashtray is just around town. They know where he is. So it's not like they see him. He's at the carnival and shit. It's not like the Jacobs family is like missing him and he's just right over. There.
35:31 And it's also not like their son just left their family and his living as like a gangster in this town. And no one cares. Also. All think the police would know if your son just like dipped and was like living as a hood rat gangster and also about 1/8 buys drugs from them like every fucking week. So he's so yeah. So if that fan, that wrote that theory on Reddit was really trying to be smart here. It's like you're a fucking dumbass because literally Nate buys drugs from him every day. So his nape buying drugs, from his little brother. This is a very I find it completely
36:02 ridiculous. It's honestly, just lazy, it's going who's the youngest on the cast? That we can pretend. Is this little brother? We don't know that it's posterous. There's a lot. There's a lot of people behind that theory. So we're going to piss off the ashtrays. The mystery brother contingency, but like the theories, dumbest Fox. It's really dumb. All right, here's a great. This is a great one. Nate, isn't gay? The dick pics on his phone are used to catfish and goes to his father. So he spends all night at the motel. This explains why he is so good at Getting jewels to like him.
36:33 So he's using the dicks again, uses a fake dick pics to set up grinder accounts. And then he arranges to meet Cal at the motel with these fake profiles. And then he goes them, so that Kyle spends all night at the motel. Ha, ha like, oh god. Oh, thanks on you Kyle, you spent all night at the motel. Like, also, you never spends the night. He, he probably does not being real. Okay, so motels literally, you can pay by the hour meaning that you could go for half a day. So he probably just pays because he always Leaves when it's done.
37:04 So that is just stupid. Also asterisk. It's really funny though. I mean that's, that's creative. I guess I appreciate the creativity. And that's also got so euphoric and that it's creative, but it's so not, you are working that it's so fucking stupid. That is fucking ridiculous. But I love that person being like, no, those pictures are just on his phone because he catfishes his dad. So that cow will be at the motel all night waiting for a sex thing. They never come. Also the thought of it a bad night because he always has cooks with them. He sits in his room like cat. Cackling like haha. Like my
37:34 dad's just up another cell like it's just dumb. So also what a great night that would be honestly away from her family for the night, drinking a bottle of cooks, watching some TV on the motel Old School House into like trans women. So I don't think he's here for like the really big veiny dongs like made had on his phone. Okay. This is the last one more cups family. And this one is just a joke. The person said it was a joke, but I really like it because it kind of follows Euphoria is like bullshit. Jack Nate will
38:04 break into Tyler's apartment again, because Tyler still apparently doesn't know what a lock is and convince him to confess to 911, and the police will believe him with no further questions asked Jules will give a statement that she saw Tyler. Organized 911. Are you kidding? When you said this was a jest as a joke, but I think this is worth mentioning because this is a great joke that really like simply kind of Lampoon's a lot of the plot holes and inconsistencies and Euphoria. Like this is just a great way to Like sum up all the problems
38:34 with the lake Nate. Yeah, blackmail police plot lines, where it's just, everyone's just like, okay sure, like we just accept all this like shady shit happening without further questioning. Like I think use the word Lampoon's. Also sorry if this is loud, but I am pouring a glass of wine. Well, it's there becomes really peaceful sounds great continue. So would you like some? Yeah, sure. So, that's it for the Jacobs family Theory. So now we're onto Rua who also has Significant amount of theories.
39:04 Uh-huh. So we got through gets addicted. Kicked out by her mom, gets it to you. What? Just, just back on drugs, gets a new love interest and then just when things are going well, Jules comes back. Okay. So this is very much in line with what we heard earlier, very common thing and I think narratively, this makes a lot of sense to me that like ruse back on drugs has some new love interest and then Jules comes back into town causing friction. Like a pretty basic setup that seems
39:34 to make sense with what's going on. So euphoric to that. There's also a lot of theories that Roux starts the season back in rehab. Obviously, given her relapse. This is very phoric. Then we also have a lot of theories that in season 2 ruse doing great. So, on the flip side of her being a dick getting kicked out. We also have loo like working hard to be sober and developing like healthy coping mechanisms. Honestly, I don't. Personally I have no idea where was going to because I thought He's doing great. And then the fucking
40:04 finale made me like threw me a curveball. So I don't know. Personally, find this one like plausible. Like we don't know how much time is going to pass between the season. So maybe one hour he's back out, gone to rehab is back out. It's even better. It's really fun. And we have all summer and then it starts in with write something. We get a repeat where she gets out of rehab again. Do you kind of agree? I kind of hope. This one's more summer. I feel like a euphoric summer is like know, what? I am, like dying for. I think that'd be more fun to see them. Like, partying in the summer, like we really are. We got like the winter. Like
40:34 yeah, rainy. Task type Vibe. I want to see like summertime. I'm here for that. It would be maybe like it could be cool. Yeah. Also thinking about like Rue opening the season getting out of rehab again is funny because like in the in the show trailer park, boys, if you're familiar with it, they end every season going to jail. So it would be funny if Euphoria ended every season with rule like relapsing and then starting the next season, like getting out of rehab like again, In the hospital like dancing
41:05 like I'm back bitch. Yeah, some inside me there wouldn't be funny for room. No. No the audience if that develop also I feel like true is definitely like the type that would wear like knee-length board shorts like the beach. I don't know why I just felt like yeah. So then we have a chunk of theories that are about further explanation as to why roux is an omniscient narrator since I know what I was on to in the first couple episodes, what does that mean all know? Knowing like, she knows all these things
41:35 about these characters and their backstories. And there were like, kind of explanations for how in the beginning that I was following and then they really drop off. So we never don't, we never really know so we get a bunch of theories about how. So one is that all of season one is Roo talking to a psychiatrist or someone in rehab explaining how she got there. And this theory is from one of our followers know Lonnie underscore. V RW D. Ok.
42:05 So, OK. What I have to say about this one season one's all a flashback. It was a, yeah, I don't know. That's like a horrible idea, and I'm not even, like, just being nice. I'm pretty good at being critical eye. I don't think this is a great Theory, but I also don't think it's horrible. Like I wouldn't be surprised. I guess if that was it. I just think that would be kind of lame. Like I hope it's not that. Does that make sense? Like, if it was I wouldn't be like, that's so out there like what? It makes sense so I could see why someone might guess this,
42:35 like our follower, but I really hope that's not the case. I really thought I'd be pretty lame, like all of a sudden. She's like, talking to Ali and rehab and this whole things just been a flashback, and that would bother me personally. Yeah, but you know what? I love ought. I love it. Creative. But yeah, I don't think it's gonna happen. So I'm gonna have to go with not euphoric. But once again, euphoric and that you replied. Yeah, not a bad. Not a bad Theory. I don't see it happening. When I said not you for a kind. Don't think find it. Not plausible. It's nothing.
43:05 The other one we get is ruse narration is a motivational motivational speech when she's clean explaining her life struggles and this person also just as a joke included or maybe it's a podcast, which I thought was we was like, this is all really like doing a podcast obviously anchor, which is very relatable. I love that. But no, this is completely annoying for all. This is ridiculous, root is not become a motivational speaker. A secret podcast about season 2. We're like the
43:36 were the podcasts are narrations of season 2, Zendaya, just like starts being a guest on our podcast and they all season. Two starts. And you just hear my voice. I'm like, hello you for Ian's and everyone's like, I would be sick. It's page Bo. What up, you know, you want to start season two of us. Oh my God, we've had too much. Alright, so now we're getting into another contentious area, which is ruined, Lexi theories, and there will be there will be much more of these later in the lecture. You theories section. So we only get a couple here.
44:06 This is a ruin Lexi fall in love and health, have a healthy relationship, allowing Rudy, get on top of her addiction in a healthy way, which is not of her addiction, which is Lexi completely not euphoric. And that it is just way too Sonny knows. This isn't just a like this is not you 484 is such a dark shadow, and if it's getting darker and season two, we don't have things. Just going well with you and Lexie like living like happy. Like, Not smarter than these Reddit users. No offense to our wedding users, but
44:37 it's a it's a funny Theory just because of how optimistic it is. We also have ruined Lexi get together, but it's rushed Andrew can't address her issues with drugs. So, kind of the flip ruin likes here together, but it's not healthy. Hmm. And then we have a big chunk of theories that are that. I'm calling the coma theories, which are all involved were being in a coma in some way. So this one's from our follower, George underscored wi rear. In a coma narrating, everything. No, sorry,
45:07 not you for it. But no, it doesn't make any sense. It's kind of the same as this is alive. So for me, that's just an automatic like, it can't happen. I don't know. We'll see you. So this person says, Ruiz in a coma for all of season one and season two and everything. She is. Narrating is being told to her by Lexie while she's in the coma and Lexi doesn't want to talk about her own life. So we Alexei episode.
45:37 And so rou wakes up from her coma, sometime in season 2, dum de dum dum. So basically, this verse is explanations for why runo's things is that Lexie nose? Lets his Whispering, Peter knows, her coma things while she's in her comments, so stupid. Also, I'm so over this Lexi, should they act? Let's see, is like the fucking dumbest girl on the planet. She's like one of the most smart mature, fun characters to watch on the show and everyone just acts like she's like this puppet like life is just spending her to high. School days going to ruin a comma
46:07 Whispering. What's going on whispering a lives away teenagers. My God. Thank God. I wasn't what I meant. You still have the problem play. You still don't know. You still have the problem of how alexinoz all that stuff about all those people. Yeah. No Lexie has a life. Yeah. This is such a cool character. She has a life everybody. Like she's awfully living her life. She's not so naive or a bad Theory. Another one, Rudy's again, and spends most of season 2 in a coma, Jules comes Back and feels the guilt of her actions
46:37 against true and kills herself out of guilt near. The end of the season with rule waking up from her, drug-induced coma to learn what happens. I mean, I think there's no way that they're going to waste then they I just being in a coma for all of season two, and I also don't think Jules is gonna kill herself because she comes back from l.a. Andrew, zamacona. Also do I hate all these theories about July meeting suicide like her character is very strong. I know we were saying that like towards the end of Season one were kind of skeptical about her
47:07 art and like, where she's going. But she's not, she's not in that dark a place. Yeah, that's way to assure is a super supportive dad. Like, she's not like depressed or no. She's definitely got some seriously. Serious problems going on, but we're going teenage angst. That is it. Well, I mean, she has some serious problems on top of that with, like, black male in the college, but the legs ain't, no, not depression, and all that. Like, she doesn't even show any signs of that, to be honest. Yeah, so then we get a The last coma theory is just that re wakes
47:37 up from a coma in the hospital at the beginning of season 2, which I'll say that's euphoric. I wouldn't be surprised at all. Rear just relapse. We don't know how much she relapsed or what's how long it's been or what happened in the meantime or whatever. So it could make sense if we like how every waking up and being like wow, I missed all summer. Here's all this shit that happened or whatever. Everyone's been scared for me or some shit. True. Maybe a further wake-up, call like a clean. I don't know, but also closet you don't want fucking socks though. She did the right. Thing. So, that is what happens. I
48:07 just feel like that will be so depressing and sad for us who fans, which is like everyone, everyone loves rewrite like, that would suck, because she didn't go on the train. You know, she made the right decision. Yep. She was just sad because tools kind of made that decision a little difficult. So I'm a little bitter toward Jewels. But anyway, all right. So anyways, with this person thinks roux is going to pull a Thirteen Reasons Why, and leave messages explaining why? Kill their no. Also,
48:38 I'm sorry. Fuck that show. That show is so bad. The first season was like really like climb Act climactic. Is that a word? Yeah. I don't know if it's the work you want but I don't think it is either. I was just exciting like you kept going to watch each episode season 2 was the worst piece of garbage. I have ever watched in my life, Do Not Waste Your Time season 2 of 13 reasons. Why a complete joke. Sorry, you heard. All right. You're gonna hear season.
49:08 I don't want to happen to Nate. They literally went so hard on this one character, making this evil bastard. The whole season, right? So you're kind of like into it. You're like good. Like he keeps fucking up and keeps getting the rap season to a gem. They literally make them not just like a, they don't only redeem him. They make him the main character that like, ends up being the hero at the end of the exact. Nope. That's it. Is so wack just doesn't make any sense. Yeah. All right. Selena. Gomez. Read it. And this next one comes from our follower
49:39 at. Did she Selena Gomez dry season two of the reasons why she produced it? Sorry wholly different. Her mom. Produce the entire show. I'm still bleeding. Let her know she didn't write it. It's a bunk. I'm still blaming it on fire. We're gonna lean season. 2013 reasons why fucking sucks? No, but she produced It. Anyways, okay, from our follower at the screen, kid Ruben's jewels. Is hard. Okay, that's euphoric.
50:09 It could happen. You know what that is? Euphoric. Thank you. The screen kid for your prediction, very vague, but like it could happen. I mean, we all want to see it. So we do want to see it off anyone's boning, Alright? And then the last real one, which is only vaguely Russo, this theory, is that Zendaya not ruse and they are. The actor is lesbian and will come out soon, which is citizen Dan. Got a room. No, they don't say Zendaya. They say I think
50:39 Zendaya the actress is a actually a lesbian and she's going to stop dating. Jacob. Oh Lordy and come out as gay right before season 2. So, this is barely even tangentially a season to production. So this it was on a season 2 prediction thread, and it cracks me up because their theory about season two is about Zendaya not about rules. So this is the dumbest prediction alive because exactly, like, who gives a fuck. Also know, that is so stupid. Oh my God, Zendaya page. Zendaya
51:09 is lesbian and she's coming out soon. Mark my words. You know what? I don't really care what it is, but it's just the dumbest shit I've ever heard. This is so stupid. I mean, she's living her best life in quarantine. She's still dating Jacob. As far as we know, also, this has literally nothing to do with season two. So I'm going to say that time, not euphoric Theory. All right. So we're on to we have a couple theories about ruse mom. So this is one is from, are you? There are follower at Hunter Schafer is Bay.
51:40 Also, a huge shout out here. These are made a meme of me. A favor is bae. Yeah, holy shit. I like, literally it made my night a homemade honest-to-goodness. Homemade me and a good about page. They cracked me up. It was a good meal. I featured it on my story. If you missed it. I'll post it again. I'm all about it. But like, please keep bringing on the memes like honest, a fucking, got him, announces a little jealous cause he wasn't In a like, but but we laughed a good while and
52:10 it was really made my entire day and night, big fat, and also Hunter Schafer is bathed theory is a so euphoric to me why we see them before the prom having a little wine together. There's a little leg touch from ruse mom and I think that they both are, they're both single parents of daughters the same age, son's going, not a lot of teenage angst and a lot of you know, like yeah, Issues. Yeah, they can commiserate on being single parents, having
52:40 Daughters of the scene age, going through similar issues. The parents themselves. Go through similar issues. I'm sure. So I could see it this. I don't think this is. I think it's hot. Well, I think this is a fork. The only other one about ruse bomb is the same thing ruse. Mom starts dating Jewels dad, but then Jewels dad hooks up with what this person called, the wino, mom. Who is Alexis. Mrs. Howard. Catholics our yeah. I love trying to say to that is like, what
53:10 why in the fuck is Jules? Dad hooking up with the why no mom. That doesn't make any sense. Hey, why? Well, no, don't do. It doesn't make any sense. We love her. I mean, I love her, but like, I don't know. You're telling me that in season two, we get enough of jewels dad that he hooks up with Roose mom and then leaves her and then has a romance with the wino mom and starts banging her like all I'm saying no to me because like, I would want to watch that shows that is Getting that much screen time and season two. I hope he is. Alright. So now that the happen now, we got
53:40 Jules theories. So we got Jules, mom tries to contact her. No, I'd say that's euphoric. That's plausible. Really? Yeah. That's I think that's totally cool. I think my mom has been done. I don't think here's the thing. I don't think it's gonna happen. I do I'm saying no to this is going to happen, but it's plausible. Next one. This is from our follower rules. Underscore Euphoria. Jules finds her mom, Mom in the city. Hmm. I'm gonna say no to that. I don't think Jules is seeking
54:10 ever mom at all and jewels mom finding her maybe but I don't think Jules is looking for her mom. They've did not really know. She's a really strong. I've always loved it. She's a strong character. So she's not there's no void in her life. If anything she's trying to figure out who she is her identity and what she wants in life, but she's not trying to find her fucking mom her mom. You ruined her life by sending her to an insane asylum. So so this one Is from our follower at mere Marrero, which is just
54:40 the jewels comes back and should gets awkward for sure. But, yeah, I think that that's like that we already touched on that. It's probably pretty plausible, the jewels. Just so, that follower always gives us like the best Insight. Yeah, Applause. Well, let's see for this one says, Jules has a shit time in the city and tries to get back with through who tells her to fuck off. Wow, not read it. Yeah, I'm gonna go not euphoric. So we got it to one another. I don't
55:10 think it's going to be that bad. I don't think it'll be as dramatic now. We're thinking either. All right. So now we got some jewels and Anna theories. Jules is more into Anna. Because rude didn't come with her, and this is from our follower at little producer, Junior. Sorry little producer jr. But I'm gonna have to do a heavy now. Anna is gone in my mind, like, an has already gone. That's bias. I just don't see, Anna. Do you actually This is a good question, though. I like that this follower brought this up because I haven't even thought about Anna because I
55:41 just dislike her character so much. But do you think she'll appear in season 2. Unfortunately, I could see it being part of season two because maybe Jewels when I could stay with them again, or something. I can see Jewels without Ruby coming more attached to that friend group, may be spending the summer out in the city. Yeah, being more into Anna. So, unfortunately, I could see the possibility of that. Jules is more Indiana. So would you say this is so you for this is your fork? Yeah, it is. We have another one that says, Anna, breaks
56:11 Jewels heart. I don't see that that I don't think Jules is Indiana enough. Yeah. I think it's more of a, an idea like, you know, you're excited about the idea of like, he barely know each other. She's not breaking Jill's heart. This one says Jewels returns from the city with Anna and finds ruin Lexie or together. Now, we'll get it, we'll get into that a little later. That's a read it. This one says, I think Jules will be stuck in a toxic relationship with Anna fueled by drug. Use.
56:41 Andrew will be the Savior this time. What? Like all I have to say that that is what why did you how did you possibly read an Ayah and jewels, like short interactions and be like, yes, they're gonna hook up and be like on heroin together for like months who has to come say, that's way too much. Okay. So now we get into some Nate and jewels theories. This one says named Jules have some sort of unhealthy and kinky Affair
57:13 and this other one says I got a feeling. We will see a shock neat / Jules hates sex scene. What these are, they're a little outside, but I don't find them. Holy. I don't know. I think it's kind of euphoric. Like look if we if this whole named Jules thing, Is true, then you know where they're leading to it, which is that they hook up and I think it will be bullshit if they do if I but if
57:43 the seeds not planted, even if I don't think it's because she's not even going to she doesn't even care about him anymore. They're not even going to be together anymore. But I see Maddie has ego issues that so I don't think it'll be about caring. So I'm gonna say I don't think this is gonna happen, but it's not that far off given like some of the seeds they planted about. Us. And we also have jewels and Nate hookup and Cal gets jealous. So, Cal
58:13 sees that his son is banging, his old flame is like, what that's not going to happen. Yeah. No, that's fucking, that's not you for it. Jules goes completely dark on social media, and people think Nate and Cal killed her, my fun. Yeah, I guess again.
58:45 Very, very simplistic. Yeah, I don't think that's gonna happen. Hoping that jewels and Maddie gang up on Nate by our follower at Daya Heaven. Yeah. What do you think about the the jewels Maddie Alliance? Are we going to see jewels and Maddie, like, teaming? Up. No. No, this is not a phoric and like now he's just, not really tight with jewels Andrew. Like, we talked about last episode. She
59:15 was so rude to ruin Jules. Kind of had to like defend roof or her. I mean, I don't know, like, they're not, they're not, not cool, but I don't see them. Ganging up on me like building a strong bond and like coming together. Like, yeah, so much history with me and Maddie as well. I really mean this and I'll still stand by this. I don't think that season two Maddie's gonna like be this. Really strong? I hope she is but I don't think she's gonna be a strong female character. I think she's still going to have a lot of dirt with me. Hmm, interesting. On this is going to come out. You know what I'm saying, though? I don't think she's gonna Rise Up From the Ashes
59:45 and be like, fuck me. I'm going to make his life miserable on the other hand, though. Jewels and Maddie, both are kind of aligned in the same way. They've both been kind of blackmailed and manipulated by Nate blackmailed. Yeah. She, I mean, she was choked the shit out of her and then hold her forced her to go to Cops and say that, like yeah, Tyler choked her and stuff with notionally manipulated her to be like it wasn't him. Yeah, you're right. So they're kind of in the same boat where they both been used as pawns by
1:00:15 Nate. So I don't see an alliance as being completely. Enclosed are like, it could happen. Totally. Yeah, I think so, too. I'm calling you for work on it. Yeah. Damn. Yes predictions. Wow. So we've just gone through our, our theories for the Jacobs fan for Rue for Jules. As for ruse mom, the main honchos. Yeah. The real like core cast of players. So like what do you think, Paige? I think it's a lot to digest but like
1:00:45 I'm here for the creativity and it just gets me excited for season 2. I'm honestly optimistic. I know the seasons really fucking dark but I like dark shit. So I'm kind of here for it. Yeah. I mean we have covered some wild, fucking theories and they yeah, some of them are absurd some are not dark. They're just stupid and absurd. Oh, there is There. Yeah, there's some real silliness out there for sure. What was your craziest one of this badge? I think Maddie getting molested by a photographer is going a little far
1:01:16 out. To me was like, kind of crazy. That's the, what about coronavirus being a part of the water cycle? Rotavirus is one of my absolute favorites. That's funny. Like meaning like I don't, I'm not saying I hate these. I'm just saying like they're just really stupid, but they're funny. They make me laugh. Yeah. That one's really funny. Not sure what mine is. I think mine is Probably one that's going to show up next week because now that we've kind of covered the core cast. Next week. We're going to be coming back at you with more seasoned to product,
1:01:46 or protections and Productions. It's also a production. So next week. We're going to be covering Fez. Cat Lexi. Cassie, Maddie Gia. Wow, so theories and predictions for kind of like the the main like Side characters, the main leg. Peru. Well, there's so much stuff. Done. Barry. There's so much. This is until yeah for sure and then, you know, we're all. So next week we're going to tell you about the new characters that are going to be on the show
1:02:17 The the characters they were casting for will cover. Some some rumors about new characters. You also never know on people's install lives. We might find out more like here's Sydney, spilling the beans about Susan to ooo. No now and next Tuesday, Anything Can Happen. Yep, and next week. We're going to bring you our theories as well. Well, yeah, so we've been judging the shit out of your theories. So now you're going to judge the shit out of our stupid ass theories. Exactly. And you know what? I'll absolutely. You just like you planted a seed.
1:02:47 I'm definitely after next week's episode. I absolutely want to do an industry where people are allowed to roast our theories and then that'd be great. I want to hear what I have to say. Yeah. I mean we're just as dumb as anybody else, so please come roast us. But yeah, here we go, episode episode 8, we got the main, the main Cast predictions and theories for season 2. Next week. We're going to come with the weird shit. This is episode 9. Are you confused? Oh, this is a little guys, little drunk on his TV Drea. That's okay.
1:03:17 He's so euphoric right now. Yeah, you know what, though speaking of, I don't know if you know this, but we do have an Instagram, it is. So how can we thought it was so underscore? Euphoric, as our Instagram, or Twitter is at that. So euphoric, please follow us comment like our posts. Tell us what you want to hear DMS. We also obviously just want to thank everyone for participating. This episode would not even be possible. And next week's would not be possible without you also. Thank you so much. Thanks
1:03:47 for the submissions. We got more coming next week. So if you submitted like, maybe you resubmit. Maybe I'll show up next week. If you didn't submit. And you've got some, some theories that you've been itching to get out there. Hit us up. And, you know, well, maybe maybe we'll talk about it next week. Absolutely. And also I just want Once again, we always say thank you and get all sappy a fan. But I really do want to say thank you, because we are almost at one point three thousand listens on our anchor platform. So
1:04:17 thank you so much for spreading the word sharing to your Instagram followers. We got to 500 followers on Instagram today. I just could not be more thankful. And neither could Alex. We are so stoked to keep bringing you this. Euphoric. We loves to see antique warranty if you will. I thought of that word today, isn't it? Good quarantine warranty. Anyways, keep it euphoric. Please stay safe. Stay strong during quarantine. We know this time as fucking rough as shit, but we are here
1:04:47 to help you all out. So stay for Kyle, sister, a little cheers. Let's go. Yeah, this episode. Thank you for doing your research, showing us these predictions. So happy to help. We'll see you next Tuesday. Next Tuesday. It's gonna get crazy with all these predictions. I don't know what's gonna happen. I mean, I'm just going to say no spoilers. But once we get into the Side cast we get something truly, weird theories. Yeah, and our theories are pretty fucking weird. Yeah. We already had some weird ones. So, all right. Well here is that so euphoric,
1:05:17 that's so you for, we love you all and we'll see you next Tuesday.