I’ve seen the future… and it’s EUPHORIC!!! [Pt. 2] Transcript
00:02 God. I just wish I knew what happened and Euphoria season 2. That's so much for a girl to ask. Oh fuck. Yeah, cool fortune teller. Haha sweet. Definitely gonna do this here. How much? Okay 50 cents. Definitely for that
00:33 you summons. Alexander the man, who knows? Me. Oh, I'm page. What up? What is your question? So there's this HBO show called Euphoria. It's a major hit. You should definitely look into it. Anyways, I just want to know if you know anything, about season to literally anything. I will take it. Please, please. Help a
01:03 girl out. The future is clouded the spirit, say, listen to episode 10 of that. So, euphoric to learn more. That's kind of bullshit. That's my podcast. I didn't know everything on it.
01:38 Goodbye. Are you kidding me? Fuck, that's 50 Cent's goddamnit. What a piece of shit. This is dumb. Ah.
02:26 Hello, Euphoria means we are back and we are so stoked to continue with our season two predictions. Hope everyone is doing well. What's up, Alex? How you doing? What is Page? You know, I'm just doing, yeah, idiom rare. Usually we start out in like a little, you know, summary of our life. How are you doing? What's going on and honest to fucking Todd nothing has happened.
02:56 Quarantine is getting more and more or know I should say less and less fun. I feel like in the beginning it was like, whoa, who's kind of different? It's a party. And now I'm like, oh my God, the party was over three months ago. We're in New York as you all know. So, like things are not any better nothing's open, which is a good thing. Nothing should be open because we're not ready for that. But Alex and I are just confined to our studio apartment. So honestly other than getting stoned and drunk all the time and just
03:26 hanging out watching, we've been watching re watching Star Wars lately, which is kind of fun. Yeah, I think the only Improvement to quarantine over time as our cooking has gotten better. Mmm. We've definitely upped our food game as quarantine has gone. You have you have to sell this week? That's true. Also, we're City people. So we don't usually cook were usually like out and about Go to like restaurants bars. It's so rare that we cook a meal. So we're
03:57 really proud that we've cooked a couple meals and quarantine, but like we're not good enough or I would like brag about it or share on the social media. I mean every like, every few things are pretty good. But usually, we're just eating like cereal and Pop-Tarts, the Rice-A-Roni. Anything, anything? We're cooking right now is an upgrade totally. And if you're stoned like, it doesn't matter, because everything just like taste, new and fascinating and gracious. So, It's been fun. This is true. Well, I'll just go right into our corn
04:27 t for today. Give us the news. I know what is going on. Well, what's really kind of fun and exciting, which I would not know this and nor should any of you. I mean, it's not like I keep track of everything you for it, even though I'm a super fan. But a year ago today Euphoria wrapped season one. That's pretty crazy to think about it. When I think about it. I feel like Euphoria is been out for years because I love it so much and I've seen it so many fucking Times that I just feel like it's always been part of my life, but it's weird
04:57 to think it's only been a year. Yeah, and it's weird to think we normally would be like so Aunt for season 2. Also, Alex knows this. I'm pretty fucking piss. I just thought of this, I'm mad because this here, I was so excited. So I turned 30 in November and I was so amped. I talked about it so many times and Alex is giving me a look. I I wanted to have a euphoric birthday. Yep. I was going to have all of
05:27 my friends. I was going to like, book like the hottest club in New York City. I was gonna take you to the roller rink. I know. That would have been fun to I honestly more. Yeah, it could be fun. But like, when you're really drunk and rollerblading, that's like really difficult. So I think club would have been more My Scene. Well as well, be the precursor totally, the love. The thought behind that. It could have been a fun day. Time thing leading. Exactly. But yeah, I really was so stoked to have a euphoric birthday.
05:57 I was gonna have everyone dress up, not as characters, but just like, euphoric makeup, like, go all out. Like, I don't need you coming as a character. That's weird. But like, I really wanted it to be like a Euphoria night. Like, I was gonna literally, like, hire someone to do my make up the work. So, like, so fuck quarantine because that's none of that is happening. And I doubt any clubs will be open in November. I will be shook to the core if that's the case. I don't think it's going to be in New York. He at least doesn't seem like it but you never know. But anyways, moving on, so stoked
06:27 a year, you know, great for you, for you cast none, you know, we have a couple of interesting incidents happen this weekend. Oh, did we? We did like super fans were freaking the fuck out because here we are in quarantine. We wake up. Let me set the scene and Zendaya's Instagram is just gone. You click on her profile. It's like there but All posts are gone. You go to do your daily. Look at Zendaya's Instagram,
06:58 boy, it's gone. Yeah, like I said, I wasn't looking, I just found out. They're super fans. I really could give a shit about 1000 is day-to-day. I mean, she's a great girl love her and Euphoria, but I'm not like, you know, I'm not one of those type of fans but I did see that this happened and she was really funny. It was on Twitter was pretty much like, I don't know what the fuck is going on. I think someone hacked my Account. So everyone was like, you know, of course, she didn't really tweet till hours later.
07:28 So everyone was like, oh my God, Like An accounts were posting like Santa. It's okay if you need a break like we're here for. Oh my God, I'm sure. The theories were just rampant. Yeah, they were rampant. We could probably do an episode on theories about why is he has Instagram went offline for like three hours? Yeah. I don't know. I think there are some some golden theories out there. It's crazy that people. Do that, and it's also crazy that they'd pick like, someday of all people. I just seems random to
07:58 me, like, I don't think as a hacker I'd feel so accomplished hacking Zendaya's account like, well, you would, if she had some juicy shit in there. Yeah, but she didn't, you know what I mean? So it's like, whatever. Yeah, but you know, so, anyways, what's even weirder is the following day, Sydney, Sweeney tweeted, that someone's been trying to hack her accounts and she was like, super funny about it and like, clever and snarky. She was like HBO already leaked my nudes bitch. So nice try. Yeah, is this like a,
08:28 an orchestrated, like, anti Euphoria conspiracy? They hacking all the Euphoria Stars, I think. So, I wasn't that fast. Angus. Yeah. Definitely Angus. I think algae might be. Next algae is very active on Instagram now and they are. That is funny though. Do you think it's the same hacker? Not that, it's important, but I'm like, I kind of want to go with the storyline of this is a After that, just like hates on Euphoria. And once everyone's a compact or or
08:58 opposite, or they love you for you so much. They're dying to see if there's any kind of like. They're trying to get a script screenshot or a hint. It's group chat about their characters. Now the see this is a good fan Theory right? Here, it is. Alright, I think it's really good. That's a good theory. But anyways, so after that we have I wrote down that Cassie had a bar. Estill sports interview with. I think it's called, like chicks in the office, but she, just once
09:28 again reiterated that her character in season 2, does go through a really gnarly. I don't know. I feel like we don't know what Cassie's season two predictions are because if Sydney Sweeney couldn't even think of it. Then, how the fuck are we supposed to know? I hope that we have good guesses, but she essentially said that Sam levenson called her before the table. Read the Have one table read, right? Like literally, the timing could not be weirder. It was literally a week before. Create so they
09:58 have their full tailoring and then that would suck. Then, you just have to go home and sit with it. Didn't I actually might be better though? Because then you're like sitting with your characters like, you know what, your character is going to go through? So you have more time to plan or do you think it's almost always have? I think they always have plenty of time. These things take so long to get off the ground. And by the time you're filming your first scene, it's been months since the table read total are fine, but now they have month on month. Ah months to prepare. So the better not fucking they can overthink it. I guess they can really overthink
10:28 it but yeah, she answered a question. They were just like please, you know, everybody wants to know the audio data. What's going to happen in season two. She gave the same fucking answer, like it's going to be dark but she also emphasized that she had absolutely no. Like she did not even think that what happened to her character buttons, keep that in mind as we go forward with scenarios, then we have a huge Huge. Congratulations to our boys to and tomorrow AKA Roy and trigger. A
10:58 also make a also known as Tristan and Tyler in the real world. They graduated just like this sister Jia or their one of their girlfriends storm who plays Gia because they're kind of like they're kind of maybe. I don't think they're gonna be like dating in the next year's. Gotta have better taste though. Yeah, but also they're funny. I always say that but I feel like they're there. Characters are funny. The twin their lyrics Teru. They suck. They're right. They suck. But the I think they're funny. So I'm
11:28 always like kind of feel so weird. That those are our McKay's Brothers. I know you really after I'm dying to talk some about. We just finished free watching the whole season. I Would One never have known that. Those were McKay's Brothers. You would not fucking know that literally never and then never talk about it. No, they're not at all McKay's episode when they're talking. About like his past and his life. They're not an adamant barrage. Cheering your mom with a dad or nothing.
11:59 They are like, you would really not know that their his brother. And she don't feel stupid for not knowing no and to be to give Mike a credit where credit's really never given. I do think McKay has a better character and is more like morally acceptable than the twins. Meaning like not to say every family members the same but they're so far off like yeah, I mean, okay is a Definitely add some sauce issues, but there are a lot cruder. Okay, for example, what shittier we are, right?
12:29 And not knowing and not giving a shit that their brothers, because in the scene where they're watching Cassie's fucking porno, the twins are like, commenting on it and being dicks, and it's if that was your brother, you'd be like, hey, little bro. Shut the fuck up. That's known about the day or like, hey little, bro. You shouldn't be here, but he never even likes. That's a word. I never thought of that. Do you remember that scene? Yeah, of course. Weird. Yeah, well, congratulations, the gradual. And we went off, but they graduated a year early. So, boys, we
12:59 are so proud of you. That is hot. That's hot. That's euphoric. Also. We are dying to interview them. So we already message them. But like boys, where you at, like you're out of school. We're here. Hey, what's up? I just want to ask the guy so many questions for them. I just love that. Yeah, when some Arrow hit us, hit us up in the DMS. We want to know like you now that you're graduating. You have plenty of time. Don't you want to be interviewed on a top-notch podcast? I mean, come on. Come on,
13:29 then. We had a Angus, was having a lot of fun this weekend. He had a shoot at McDonald's. It's not really a finisher. He was just like, dicking around at McDonald's but like honest to God, Alex and I were pretty jealous because McDonald's has never sounded better. Yeah. I can fuck with a Big Mac right now. Yeah, like we usually are not McDonald's people but seeing that That photo. I was like, fuck. I missed like food restaurants. Fast food. Whatever. Yeah, I could. Yeah. Oh man.
14:00 Sumac right now, would I know we can talk about it or the french fries? I gotta stop. Oh, that's not true. It's Gotta stop. We gotta move on. What else honestly. I don't know how much, the only thing I was gonna mention was storm who plays Gia her and her mom had like, a cute little. She posted a photo today. I've heard her mom, like flexing. They both looked really hot there like designer on and she was like, my mom has like fly or something like that. Okay, Joe. I mean, okay, storm is like she works out every day. Fitness Fitness, girl. I don't think
14:30 she's a fitness, girl. I just think quarantine has like, made her like she's killing it in every aspect of her life. So quarantine was a time for her to now, also be like Trump really cool. It really focus on her her quads, or maybe her triceps, or something quite the traps. She got got real big traps. No, but I am quite careless. You would like her set up. I should show you later. Instagram. She posted a story how she moved her treadmill outside and she runs outside. And I'm like that's genius, cause she doesn't want to leave her home. She's
15:00 been good. She's quarantining. I would do that. If I don't, like, that's hot, that's great outdoor area or a desire to run options. We have a Boombox out there and she like works out and she does these little videos for she like, she's really. She's gonna tell she's young. She's very like positive and very like stalks her fans. And is like, if you can even just get outside for like a minute, do it. And I'm like, I'm not going outside. I'm not doing it. I work out but I Cute. I'm saying, yeah, kind of Disney asked very Disney. Um, I do know, I think we just
15:30 kind of dive right back in and start where we left off with cool into and I'm gonna let out like, really had this one again because I didn't do shit. I didn't do any of the research. So. Well, as you guys remember, if you maybe if you listened last week, we are in the middle of a two-parter. We're talking season 2, we're talking theories. We're talking predictions, rumors facts, are Everything, we know everything, people think they know all the, while this shit. I could dig up on the internet that people think is
16:00 going to happen in season two. We've got an including some theories sent To Us by our lovely fans. So last week we kind of covered what we what we do know about season 2, we talked about some theories and then we were going character by character. So we covered the main characters last week. Yep. So now we're kind of on to the Side cast. So Let's start it off with our boy Fez or boy Fez. There's a lot of theories about him. But basically all
16:30 of them amount to Fez is going to die in season 2. There's no relief. Very common fan. Theory is well. Okay, so I found this really interesting. A lot of people read the ending his ending in season 1 as he was about to be murdered by Mouse, which doesn't make any sense. Well, he delivers the money, the mouth, the bloods on the dollar bill. Yeah. Gangster, he doesn't care. What Fez did to get the money. He wants to get my head. So fezzes. In my eyes Fez is fine at the end of season one, is Fez gonna
17:00 die in season two. I mean given his lifestyle. It's technically very plausible. Of course. He's kind of a fan favorite in this part, so I wouldn't be surprised if he sticks around past season 2, but a lot of people think he's gonna die during season 2 and that's not a bad guess. So here are some theories Fez is going to be murdered by rival gangsters. Very plausible. Yeah, especially after he It ripped off that dock. We don't know who that guy is connect a to what he's positively. So this very Breaking Bad Fez is going to get murdered
17:30 by Mouse. This is obviously super plausible Fez is going to murder Mouse. This one. I'm a big fan of. I think she's into Fez is going to have them. It's gonna come down to Fez has to kill mouse or everything is going to get fucked up. It's going to be like bad, like ashtrays going up. He's going up sure. It's going real bad. Unless he kills Mouse. And I think he's going to kill mouse not to go to off topic. But Anna, this thing don't you kind of want to know more about his
18:00 backstory in terms of not just like his story. But like I want to know why his grandma's, the one in the house, like, where are their parents or just so much? We don't know, who knows? We don't even know ashtrays relation to him. But yeah, I guess I just wanted to like briefly get luckily. We're gonna get a fez episode in season 2, according to Sam, Sam levenson, so I'm actually really excited to see his dad. Yeah, probably more. Any of the other characters, same be, I think the him murdering Mouse theory is, is pretty likely. There's another one that I actually really
18:30 like that Mouse is going to kill Fez. But ashtray, shoots Mouse first, which I like that theory a lot because ashtray is always like chilling in the background. We know he's strapped a badass and we know he's been his eyes. Always also a badass like and it would be a real interesting story arc have that kid have to kill mouse to save' Fez, and then have to deal with like Having killed someone at age like 8 or whatever old is I think hopefully older than I whatever. But that's an interesting storyline.
19:00 It's 12 or 13. And it also like makes sense. Oh, he's not that old. He's not 13, maybe maybe. All right, so that kind of wraps up the plausible theories for Mouse. So here are the answer Fez or Fez. Excuse me. So here's the real wild ones. This one says fezzes in love with Rue and her being fluid. Andrew Falls for him. Our pheasant, we're gonna become star-crossed lovers and season 2 and realized, I've loved each other all along. Absolutely. No
19:30 have such a have, a very clear-cut friendship clear-cut, friendship. Also brother, sister friendship. And yeah, no, it's not going to happen. But if it did, it would be like, so fucking stupid because it's so value. Their friendship is so valuable. I also think it's popped up that so many of our predictions from last episode mentioned, runefest falling out. I do not Not at all. See that happening. I think they're their relationship is way too strong, and this is going way too far. But if I'm going to be of psycho,
20:01 superfan In This Moment, the table read. There's only one photo from the table read and it's heart and Fez sitting next to each other. Zendaya, an Angus and they're cracking up, would they be cracking up? If their characters are they doing? They were only table reading episode 1. So, who knows, but okay. Well, I don't I don't really buy that either. I think it's don't buy it. Hypothetically Anything could happen that could pit them against each other, but I don't really see why. I know this person thinks that Fez is going to date Cassie
20:32 so stupid. I find completely fucking ludicrous ocassi. Never even has once not one like I can afford. This is not Cassie's type. Oh, yeah. Other than buying drugs of the carnival. That's it. Yeah, I mean, but no, this is nice. We don't even need to say, well, maybe that's fucking weird thing. Maybe that's why she's freaking out about our character. Maybe season two is like Anna. Intense leg romance story between Cassie and Fez. No, that's not happening. So so stupid. Another theory from one of our users
21:03 at boo Amelia is that Fez is going to date Lexi which I think is kind of on the same page. Like what about season one LED you to think that Lexie and Fez were like a good fit for each other? And we're going to end up dating. Yeah, like optimistic and we are pretty far apart. Yeah, optimistic. Cute, but now it's just it's not going to happen. You can't make fetch happen. That's just not a thing. Yeah. And Lexi. And yeah comment. Yeah. Alright, so that wraps it up for a fez.
21:33 So now we are on to cat. Did you want me to also? We have not one really long. One I missed last week. Do you want me to save that for last? I have that our fan that wrote in. It is kind of about fetch. I just really quickly. Yeah, let's get it. Now. We got a full season Theory, one of the that's come in since last week. So I decide. Yeah, I totally, I'm so sorry that I I slipped last week, but this is Megan underscore s 20. So sweet. She said, hey, I love your podcast. This may seem a bit crazy. But I've got some theories.
22:03 Great one. Serum girl is here. I'm girl. I'm a fez will get caught doing what he did in the last episode, but he gets caught by a bad police officer and trades in information about the whole neat, Jules Maddie and Tyler situation to be released early, but he will still face charges. The police will hunt down Nate but not in a cop showed. Is type thing more about his relationship with the world. And his dad will get shown style will end up admitting to him and Nate murdering the little brother. So, a little bean because I
22:33 honestly was murdered by Nate and Cal, that's what damn Megan thinks because the honestly seems plausible and then the cops will go after Jewels, but she'll still be in the city with Ana and Ana will leave her and she will be alone and we'll try and find Drew. But now room feels betrayed by Jules so they can't she can't trust her. So we will start using more hardcore drugs and will have an influence on Gia. I also think Lexi will try and become closer to rule again through again, but Ruby will push her away and will start to feel really down.
23:04 Okay, this one I like she says, Cassie will try not to fall in love with any guy because you know, she ends up risking her chances with the perfect guy. Meaning like she's really what? Yeah that it is very wrong. Cassie will not fall in love with any guy like Said she would and ends up risking her. Perfect chance with the perfect person. So like someone really good for Kathy comes along that she's like, no, I'm like two independent not doing like guy thing anymore.
23:34 So she bails on like a exactly a good fit for which I love. I actually really like think that could be a thing. I could see that for sure. McKay will come back scarred by now. Well, yeah, we got after the abortion, everything I could see her being kind of like, I'm in the single life. Yeah, I could see that McKay will come back to try and get with Cassie, but we'll end up being really mean to Her? Because of the whole rapey Halloween situation. I don't know if she means that Daniel. I think that's what she mean. No, I think she means McKay like, is not in a ghostly laughter that. Yeah, he's still like to
24:04 angry and fucked up from that to like, absolutely this Parts a little funny. So all of that I'm like, right there for like Megan and I think, they know Cassie theories. I'm gonna go euphoric on those same the rest of that. I don't know. Well, no the last one. I'm going to lie. I do have to say it's not euphoric and just laugh about it. She's like cat will try her best. Up with Ethan bowl and they're ruining it. I do think that that's York. But then the last thing Megan has to say is, but she will end just an idea. Even like see we'll get together
24:37 but also so cute. She ended it with. Okay, that's a lot. Just an idea. I love you guys and your podcast. Thank you Megan. We love you and thank you so much for writing. Yeah, that's awesome. Like super appreciate the like the theories there. And the thought that went into that and yeah, that was like, oh, that's nice. There's some good out there. He's in there. Like I like what she's has to say about Cassie a lot. I think those are all like super cat will definitely. I also like that. She thinks matin calcul beans. I don't I don't think that at all but I think it's funny and I mean I could but we
25:07 really I mean they didn't call her fucking crazy. So nothing's really out of the question. Maybe they killed beans and like I said earlier, I do think the cat and Ethan thing is very accurate. I don't think hat is in a position to like, really give her full self to eat. Then they're gonna have a hard time. Yes. Some tail. Yep. But anyways, yeah, so speaking of cat. Let's jump into our katheer. He's here. Yeah, most of them most of them Center on the creepy Anonymous
25:38 black screen camera that she talks to it sounds which was obviously a creepy moment. As I've said in previous episodes. I think that interactions going to go one of two ways. Either that was the wake-up call and she's done or that's going to come back to really a Haunter. Hmm. I mean not like that's some genius thing. It's pretty obviously one of the two but here we got all the theories about how that's going to come back to biter. So this person thinks that they this person at the camera, the it creepy Anonymous camera is going to figure out her
26:08 identity and stalk her. I'm not gonna happen which is going to fuck things up with Ethan, which I think is pretty pretty valid. Yeah, that's that's before, especially with the only thing we know is that it's a dark season. I could definitely see that being like a really creepy. You know something else going on. That's kind of scary. Yeah, Ethan what's funny about Ethan is like Ethan's not like the strong like you wouldn't throw Ethan on like a criminal. You know what I mean? No. Sorry. I don't really think he's gonna be one to be like involved in
26:38 the pot. He's smart though. So that's true. And I've got to say, brains are a little lacking in the Euphoria crew. Yeah, we could use somebody with half a brain. Great in the just think I'm just laughing at someone would even involve even with like Top-notch criminal like it's just not really like so this is from one of our followers at mancha bhasin 52. They think Kat is going to be exposed at school by the creepy Anonymous cam person for being on the porn site and doing cam work and stuff,
27:08 which I would say is equally likely like that could be like a very much play into this person fucking up early to get in trouble or something. She'll be just blasting it. So now it's like the whole school knows, you know, yeah, I see that. I don't think that I The reason I'm like as because it's already kind of happened and the principal shut it down pretty quick, because will Hayes told it will hear a little bit of a principal Hayes here in a second. But so this person says, the creepy Anonymous Kammer is Nate or Cal
27:39 because he said, you're so beautiful like they do, it's creative I guess but let's look at it this way Nate. And Kyle or a like both busy as fuck. They have a lot of shit going on in their lives right now. Both of them are like not exactly straight not vacate. So I have a really hard time seeing Nader Cal diverging from all the crazy shit. They're both
28:09 involved with to liken now harassed with cat. Without like any objective, like hat is nothing to either. No, I don't gain anything that all talking with cat there already. Something. Neither of them are in the cat. Like they don't want to talk to her. Yeah, there's this is just stupid. This is not euphoric. This is my one of my favorite theories of all the creepy Anonymous camera is Aaron Jacobs. This
28:39 person said, but seriously, I think it's neat, brother. Aaron unlimited money kind of creepy, convincing personality. I guess runs in the family and I Was Fear. I was shocked but I A lot of people were like, oh, yeah. This totally makes sense. And like, people were like jumping on this Theory as if this made any fucking sense, no world. This is the worst theory on this list possible. It's fucking ludicrous. Okay, was on screen for maybe like 20 seconds. We know nothing about
29:09 it. I'll probably do absolutely nothing but we know nothing about them, but the very very little. We do know, he's the coolest one in the fucking family. He's definitely not the one that's on the fucking dark dark web cam watching cat. Working a possible motive to be on camera. Can there's, it's insane. It's silly. It's funny about, I mean, the, hey, yeah, it's fucking, I'm just sorry. I'm like laughing trying to. I'm trying to formulate words to, like
29:39 even fight that theory, but it's so dumb that I can't find the word. All right, I'll this person just said, cat continues, her video freak show. This was on Reddit are right? Yeah. Okay. Anything that I do? Don't say is from like our fans is just from revenue or the internet. Got this one is a joke, but I thought this was very funny. They said detective Bennett finds the guy who is video calling cat and it is the principal knew it. I told you
30:10 kids will, Hays is pissed. A cat put him in a position where he felt like he was in the wrong because she was like, are you fat shaming me? And then he was put in the corner. So he's Like so he goes home and he's like, I'm gonna create an account and change my voice. Get one of those voice chat. Yeah. This is such a bad. I mean, this is a joke, so it's okay. Yeah, that's this is like the kind of shit that shows up in like they're really really bad teen. Like
30:40 Suburban drama shows where you can't have a side character without having them get involved in the main plot and some ludicrous way. The principal can't just be the Principal. He has to also be like a fucked-up killer some Shit, like or a pedophile or like a cam stalker. Like it's nice that you see. I'm right. Yeah, what's the really really bad one? They're pretty little liar, many bad ones. Yes, there's no side character that can be on the show without some insane. Fucking ridiculous back. Yeah. The shows are
31:10 so below you for you. It's okay. Luckily. This one was a joke, but they say like, what happens to all the stuff happens. That's like apples to fucking shit. I don't know. Yeah. All right, so we're We're going to get into the thick of the Absurd theories here because we're moving on to Lexi. Oh God poor poor black. Sea lecture is such a great female like cutesy, like Ivan. Ooze, a side character, but she kind of is in season one. We don't get a lot of her backstory, push it back.
31:40 Like, why do people have I'll just let you continue. But oh my God, the theories. I've heard even just from you telling me a little bit about your research. I just have to die like so I'm going to preface this by saying two things. One. Almost every single theory about Lexie makes me feel like that Meme of that girl who liked the confused. Girl who's just kind of like holding out her hand and her neck looks really long and she's just like what every review, every single theory about Lexie makes me feel like that Meme. And here's the thing, all
32:11 these theories. We have very see. So little of Lexi in season one. Like we see very little of her and people essentially have taken what's on screen and spun off. Possible random thing. And anything you could say about Lexie based on what we see on screen could could and most likely would be explained by her just being a regular teenager, but the internet has spun like every second that she's on screen out to it's like wildest possible confusion. And been like this means this like this
32:41 means this crazy thing. It's like, those are like technically possibilities, but we have zero evidence on screen to support any of this. We haven't even got an episode on our girl. So without further ado, Here we go. The big one. We all know, like, Lexie. It's like see is above with through. Oh, look. What do you say when fast car? Because that's no, that's up that, like, dig consummated our user. That's an absurd wild down the road. A big one is that Lexi is possible through Rexy? Yeah. Any interact?
33:11 Like I said, any interaction, we see between them and season. One totally makes sense within the context of them, just being normal friends, but somehow the internet has decided that she Lesbian and is completely in love with through and they're hooking up in season 2. Yeah, I don't think they do a good enough job. Like, I don't know how to say this. I do. I do understand why some fans saying this because of that one fucking scene where they make out. But, here's the thing, when you're young, you're curious, you're trying to figure your shit out.
33:42 Like you said, that's such a normal teenage things like I'm in out with my friends jokingly and like, you know, you experience it. And it's funny you do it again or you're learning. It's like, you know, to each their own. But yeah, it's definitely doesn't mean they're like, you know, in a romantic situation and that like see all the sudden and they don't really have a problem with all this is that they don't show her sexuality at all because we know nothing prayers. Decide catch. The problem is, we know close to nothing and what we do know can be interpreted in almost any way. Exactly. And the
34:12 most logical explanation is that she's just a classic teenager. Is it possible? She's lesbian and is in love with her, of course it is, but it's definitely that you played out in season 2, but we have no, Idea, this is based on nothing. Yeah, so the next one is there's all these just like kind of vague things. People say gay realization are major lesbian Awakening happening. No. No, so that's kind of all in that same world known about me, but I'm just like, no, like I don't really see it like possible but like very
34:42 very, I mean, you say possibly basically really think so, they haven't given us anything to like even imagine that. That's the thing. We know nothing. So technically, anything is possible to know. So basically nothing about Lexi. So, of course, she could be lesbian like, but we all conclude, there's nothing that supports this Theory. This is so a lot of people also think Lexie is asexual and I have no idea why. I can't find a shred of evidence or a thing that anyone has ever pointed to
35:12 to be like, oh that's why this is what I don't like about some of these theories is. It's like it's cool to be creative and even if they're funny I just want something to back it up. That's why some of our right. Fans that have reached out. I'm not even so much being easy on them and more just like, okay like this connects to this that I could see ya. Look. There's there's theories which are based on things and then there's just just just saying anything, just wildly throwing some shit out there. He's so Anna great example
35:42 of just throwing some shit out there. Lexi is an asexual lesbian. So she's romantically in love with Rue or women, but has no Insects, so, you know, based on the site, based on what we've seen of Lexi and season one. I'm getting heavy asexual lesbian vibes from her. Yeah. That's my head. Sorry sliding big big notebook. Yeah. Here's another not euphoric needs date from the prom in the
36:12 last episode, whose name is Natalie, is a lesbian and she and Lexi hookup on prom night. So, Yeah, somehow from their them being on the same screen at the same time for probably about 10 seconds when that girl sitting at the table. Yeah, this person's like bam. They're hoping love connection. She's lesbian even though she's at the day with me. The dance with me. It is crying because I left her is definitely lesbian and
36:42 they're gonna hook up right there, prom night done prom night. Ye about is so stiff. Here's another, here's another one. Lexi is on the Autism spectrum, why not like once again, like just so out of the fucking blue like there's nothing to some people were like, oh she's kind of awkward. It's like well that can very good. Look at that and say yeah, she's just a teenager. She's a little awkward or you could say she's definitely autistic. Yeah, but
37:12 he's so dumb. Yeah, it's possible but it's probably the least likely explanation possible. It's not. This is so dumb. Like no, I'm sorry. I want to be the one to say that is not a thing. Thing, like, do your research, that's just not a thing. And also we've what have we said from the beginning? Euphoria is a show. I always take so much pride in telling my friends this because Alex knows this. I like a lot of trash TV, like jokingly. Like, I like reality. I like like, even when you mention Pretty Little Liars, I'm like, I watched the fucking shit out of that show, but it's awful always admit
37:42 when it shows not good before. It is not one of those shows. So I take pride in that they don't just throw characters around and go. You know what? Next season Lexie. I'm just exhale. You know, Lexi. Yeah, she's autistic. She's gonna come on autistic and then she's gonna be diabetic. And then someone says, going to be a lesbian and they're gonna fall in love with principal Hayes. It's just like, no, this is not that kind of show. It's more. Well thought has always who's also an asexual lesbian. Well, it's more realistic. It's like those things. Like you said, it's like white. Those things exist in the world, but like they don't need to
38:12 exist in every fucking show. Like they can tell a real story and just have it be a story. It doesn't have to be a political agenda where they're like, let's fit in every disease. Oh, yeah. Sexual orientation that we can fit into a show which a lot of shows fuck up and you for yourselves or there's some more about later but like the gist of it is like these are all great stories that need to be told. But there is a difference between finding the stories that are right that fit into the story. You're telling that makes sense that you can tell accurately. And
38:43 then there's shows that feel like they just like rummage around in the grab bag of social issues and throw fucking anything. They can come up with at the wall and just be like, yeah. Now we've got the Now we got this fucking now. She's a teenager. It's like, oh my God, like, okay. Does it does any of that make sense with the story? You're telling? Does it contribute? Can you tell like valid stories? Their know? So and I think you agree with me on that. We get a factor of four. It doesn't. Yeah, I don't think so when we get a few more of those later. So get ready. Here's
39:13 our last Lexi Theory. Lexi dates McKay. I don't think we need to say anything. I know I can just move on. That's so dumb. Also, I've got the only thing I will say is It is really cute. When McCain knows her costume and like, gives her a little like, damn girl. Not a romantic, right? I'm just saying, so maybe they'll be one thing. Okay, one prediction that would make more sense to say rather than being in love. Why don't you just say they hang out? Maybe they'll become hussy, that would make sense. Maybe a little dive bar together and like I fucked
39:43 up and he'll give her advice on like how to get guys because he's more Suave. I would make sense, but no, they're gonna date page. No, I'm alright. So now we're on the Cassie we just have Whew. For her, this person thinks Cassie will find God, which sounds fucking ludicrous on the surface, but I'm gonna go out on a limb and say I find this one slightly plausible. I think if there was any character and euphoria that was going to take their religion Scrabble. Thumper, it's Cassie. I think she's well positioned. She's had the abortion.
40:13 She's had like the rough upbringing but she's a good girl at heart and she doesn't enjoy that lifestyle. I think she would be the one. To find like comfort and stability in like a Christian like environment and get really into being really Christ. E. I do like, see that but I can also see a portion is spinning. It wouldn't that suck to read your table read and you go from being this hot like awesome badass, totally. Like I'm Jesus Humper. I could see, I could see her being
40:43 like a born-again virgin. She's like, I'm like I'm wiping with that. The abortion clean. I'm wiping all this clean. I'm going to save myself for marriage now. Be, I guess a purity ring. So weirdly I could see, I can see this. I can too. And you know what? That would make sense? Because cats are sending Sweeney was like, I don't know what the fuck is happening with Cassie? Like, it's so outlandish to me. Yeah. Wow, I think that is. So I don't think it's likely that I've definitely find this reasonable. This person
41:13 says, I think Cassie will either be straight edge, like, kind of like we said, or she's the next to get hooked on opioids. No, I think it's actually, you're right. I think it is more. Likely that she'd be straight edge or like a Jesus Humper than it would be for her to be a drug addict. And I also don't like overall the umbrella Arc of everyone just deciding that a character is a attic just because ruis, it's like dude you don't just wake up one day and go. I'm gonna like it obviously heard that our business but she has shown zero
41:43 Tendencies to that thus far and I don't really see it happen. Know so well, it's not. All right. Now, we're on to Maddie this person thinks about Maddie will attempt to use the video against Nate and fail immediately and have it turn back on her. She is way too stupid and selfish to actually manage to do something good or useful, which is one of my other favorite theories because it's so accurate about Maddie. Like I think
42:13 it is very possible that she does try to use the video against them, but she's too dumb to pull it off. On that note. I actually meant to tell you. This earlier one of our followers. I think it's like Euphoria confessions someone they like essentially right in what they think about characters and then that person, like puts it on their story. Yeah, they put someone wrote in to you, for a confessions and said everyone is so obsessed with Maddie and her outfits and her makeup, but no one ever says, she's just a shitty person
42:44 and I thought was that you that Rosa, it wasn't but it could have been. But I thought it was funny because I've actually, I was kind of like, in my head. Like touche because literally no one ever actually says that, everyone just stands Maddie like really hard and they're right. It is because of her, she is the most like glamorous and like fun, I would say, you know, yet. Anyways, I just have this funny. Maybe I think it because I was like, that is really funny. I like I like this Theory because it's like pretty realistic. Like I feel
43:14 like if this was all real, that's why what happened? I think, because it's a show. She might try to use it against them, but I think she'll have some degree of success. SS. But I feel like if this were the real world, her character would try this and would just fuck it up. Could she be so stupid? So, I actually really like that theory. This theory is that Maddy blackmails Cal and then Nate kills her? Maddie blackmails Carl with the tape, you know like Nate that would really suck because that would mean
43:44 that Alexa Demi would do not spoil alert would die and 2824 films, 2824 Productions. Yeah. I don't know about that. I think it's a little my dive and I think characters a little ludicrous but it's plot as well. The wall also, excuse me, made as shown he'll go to some. Oh, yeah, excuse me. Opening my Salter. Sorry.
44:14 And it's spiked. So don't worry kids. This is not look the cross is Maddie, call it. Speaking of Maddie. She calls a look. It's a little cry, but she calls it a Lacroix. I don't really know how it's actually pronounced. But everyone just says everyone says, look for that. But anyways, Cherry rolling papers and I look yeah. All right, so we got another one. That says, Maddie blackmails cow with the CD for money, then takes her girls out for a treat. Cat is proud of Maddie's descent into bankruptcy. In
44:44 there. So Maddie is just like give me a bunch of money in this is cool. And then she just takes off everybody out to celebrate the money. Actually the great Theory. I know it's kind of silly but that's only Maddie would do that. It's pretty funny. But yeah. Can't you see you're doing that by Milling them for money. I could absolutely see that. Yeah, especially when Charlotte's to get out of our parents, would kind of be the better way to go about this because if she if it was just a one-and-done payoff, cow would probably do it to keep everything hush-hush, and she Wouldn't
45:14 be getting it super involved in some big conspiracy. Just a quick one and done hundred grand videos. Burned, not a bad deal for everyone, love that. She's like taking her girls out on this like treat and cat. A cat is proud of her descent into bankrupting men. What a said. Well, yeah, but maybe Maddie and Cat. Will it come together and like Bondo be like Financial dominatrixes together? Yeah. See it in the future. All right. Here's another one Maddie grows into the woman. She's Supposed
45:45 to be with her self-esteem growing exponentially. Like, what woman is she supposed to be and what is causing her self-esteem to grow exponentially. Also, it also sounds like first of all, I always laughing. Anyone calls someone that young of age a woman, like, she's literally, a teenage girl and a high school show because not some woman, who's like 70. Yeah. She's a senior yet, right? Or she is, I don't know who cares. Still too young
46:15 to be called a woman one of our followers at Maria. Constantine thinks we're going to get a new love interest for Maddie. I absolutely agree. I agree. And I think we'll, we'll see a little, the hollering guy will see a little down the line who then, who I think the new love interest will be and our last theory for Maddie is that she helps Tyler which I find pretty unlikely. I think she's way too shitty. Since do anything altruistic really hoping for Tyler. But Porsche is in a position to help. Tyler having the taste was Jewels though. Jules
46:45 doesn't have the tape. No, but I'm saying, Jules could also help. Tyler. I think Julia's real lightly Joel's going to redact her confession, which seems a little more likely. It does amount is not helping anybody. I'll put herself. I don't think so. No. And for our last character, we got Gia and there's only one theory about her, which is that she's going to rebel and become a drug addict. No, that is ribs from our user at my underscore Dot moloch. Komolika.
47:15 Yeah, I don't find that one, very likely. She's probably there, but to be fair to our fan, who wrote this, every fucking fan out there thinks this. And I, yeah, I here's the thing. I think Gia will be emotionally, really fucked up from all of this. But that doesn't mean she's going to be a drug addict and gray. She also has seen. I think, when you're in that situation, I've always said, who is Jesus character. She is literally, if none of you all have seen waves, she is literally the sister. Kind of goes through that.
47:45 I'm having like an older sibling. That's kind of fucking up and like doing bad shit. Yeah. I feel like you don't you don't it's very uncommon in real life for that to be a case of that younger sibling going down as are jumping on the bandwagon because you just, you see it all play out. You see what happens. You almost get a precursor. It's like, okay. I should not do this. Yeah. I feel like more often than not realistic family, Dynamics or that the younger sibling in that situation ends up being so, Possible for the family all the
48:15 time that they become like they mature to mature faster. Like they're the ones that had to grow up too fast to take care of their older, like, fuck up sibling their mom and their all their crazy shit. And those are usually the people that are like fuck no like none of that. For me. No, thank you. I am really excited though. Not because I think there's gonna be like all these fans think everything has to be. So dramatic. I'm not excited because I think there's gonna be all these, you know, amazing things about Gia. We don't already know. I'm excited to see her because I do think Important to show those
48:46 rules. Acts on those people. Yes, because you and I both have people in our lives that have been affected by that. I mean, that are really close to us. So I think it's an interesting story to tell that's very real and true to life. So, no, I do not think the yes, but become an addict. Like go to rehab and I think we'll see more of that because she is gonna get her own episode. As we heard also Loki. I hope that she's, like, smoking weed and like chilling out. She doesn't happen so far. I ran. Smoking
49:16 is the opposite of most people. I'm like, to Advocate. I'm like, you know what, just because they're sisters. And I doesn't mean she can't enjoy life, doesn't mean she can't have a healthy relationship with drops of contracts. All right, so that's it for Gia. All that's left. As far as characters. Go are the question of, who else is getting their own episode people. Here's what we got. People think, Daniel, Ethan, BB and Natalie. Nate's prom day or getting their own efforts notes. What do you make of Is that before. So everybody?
49:47 I love BB. No. No, I agree. BB is not, he's a great girl, fucking way. Natalie's getting her own. He wasn't even invited to prom like, maybe and Natalie are hard-nosed Daniel and Ethan possible. The only reason I said knows because I don't really think Daniel isn't a part of the clan at all. He's like a very, like we already know what we want to know. He's intertwined enough with the cash. He could be a big part of season 2 if they wanted
50:17 him to be sure but I could be dropped, but he could be there sure, but I think it's very clear. He doesn't have any emotional ties to anybody meaning. Like he sure he yelled at Cassie and was a huge dick, but then he went and fucked cat. So he's not like attached to anybody. That's what I mean. Like, I think the doors of all closed, like there's nothing to go back to. It's like, sure, Cassie and him like, have this little thing that I don't think he has any like motive to like, bring that back up or resurfaced X, he doesn't like Cassie. What he said, your boy. Learning, and you're a piece of shit. All, I mean is they gave
50:47 him enough screen time and story, and season, one that if they wanted, he could be, he set up to be a part of season, totally one in there. And if he is, I could see him getting his own episode. I think the same about Ethan. I think it's kinda. I could that I could see more you coming in apa said, yeah, I agree. I think Ethan is most likely, Daniel S BB and Natalie. No, no way. And also just one more than though. I think to we have to remember that a lot of these Side characters in season. In one, even though they didn't have an episode, you do learn a lot about them. So maybe
51:17 we'll just get more about Daniel and even without them having their own episode. That's very possible. All right, so that's it for our characters. So, let's talk about new characters. So we got five roles that we know that they were casting for, for Euphoria season 2, so, I'm just going to list them all. Let's go through them. And let's see what we think about them. We got Darien 17 any ethnicity. An outsider sensitive vulnerable. Mischievous.
51:48 Definitely not the cool kid at school. But one of the more interesting kids could struggle with addiction interesting. So me this screams a real or Jewels love interest. I think all the characters on the show. Have kind of like two types as far as love interest go and I think this is like the Rue Jewels cat. They're kind of like a type. They have a type and I think this is their type. Really Yeah, or I was thinking just as you read that because I haven't thought about this. By the way, until
52:18 Alex is just not reading it out loud Iving. Maybe it could be a friend to take the place of jewels. While Jules is often the city during the summer. I think every you could cut become close with someone and it kind of almost doesn't have to be a lover replaces her, but it's just kind of like a homey, like been through the same shit. Yeah, I could see it. Alright. So next, we got Ray 17, any ethnicity. Do they give it a name? Yeah. They all have names. Last one is Darien. This is Ray attractive with an edge working class, Pure Heart
52:49 Scrappy, but a fighter not verbose or educated but has all the words he needs attractive in a real and accessible way might be going nowhere in life. But as a smile. So genuine, it's not depressing. So this could be the perfect boy for Kathy and she reject Sesame, this screams a caste or Maddie Maddie Maddie. This is very this is like their tie. This is the other time I think Cassie and Maddie or into like more traditional like Mom. I chose masculine men like and this could be an interest for them.
53:19 So I it definitely sounds like I couldn't use more than a homie. That's gonna hang out with him. No, this this feels like a serum. A deal of interest for me. It I almost feels a little more like am a deal of interest to me after Nate having someone that's kind of like outside of like MS Society. A little bit more like working class, but he's really good to her. Yeah, and also this person could be kind of like I could see this person being I know like Hood in a good way. Yeah. Or popular. I think she could be or
53:49 because she's so egotistical. He could also be popular for some reason, but is a different type of popular like the nice kind, you know, I mean like not a popular kid like a jock, but he might be like, well, no, because it says, what did he say about smile? He has authentic. Like it said, might be going nowhere in life. But as a smile, so genuine, it's not depressing. Hmm, interesting. I don't know. My thoughts always goes so mad. He's so full of ego that I can't imagine. Imagine her just liking someone for liking them. I feel like they have to have some kind of incentive, which I don't hate to
54:19 say that because I love Maddie. But like I think that so, I don't know, a part of me thinks maybe he is the new kid in school, and he's kind of nerdy, but like he has a lot of attention on him. So, she's trying to do know, this doesn't scream nerdy at all or popular to me. This is like the outsider. Well, it's true. This is like this outside working class if you will hear heart Scrappy, but a fighter like, this isn't like the popular kit. This is like, I think this is like the new kid. In school, like no one really gives them much attention, but he but not the cool new King. This
54:49 is like, the, like Outsider new kids, but he's hot and he's like, kind of like, losing anyone. That's new is kind of a hot commodity no matter what? No, I don't know. I've been doing, I sure as shit wasn't a hot commodity I got anyways. Yeah. I've been there all whatever good character. So next, we got Amy 18 to 20, s drug addict, stripper hates her boyfriend, talks shit. Can't read a room has a A big mouth and make a bad situation. Worse. Is that wait for this baby to point? I don't think so.
55:20 I don't know. I think this is someone Ruble me. I think we will have to go to rehab after overdosing. Meaning like I don't think they're going to show us the whole journey. Yeah, I think if anything, it'll open, if it was my ideal, one of my predictions is, it will obviously be summertime. So, in my head, I'm thinking while everyone else has been carrying on with life, or who's had to take a step back and go back to rehab, and maybe she meets someone, and we don't get the whole story. Worried but we got her coming out with this girl who may be like ratchet and funny and they're like homies. Yeah.
55:51 I don't know. I asked you the life's a series that I'll get into later about how this this character might fit in. So next we got Serena 50s, Caucasian sassy and tough a real character. The kind of woman who partied her whole life and attended every Whitesnake concert, and now she has several different hustles just to make it live. It's a Whitesnake concert white snakes. A band, a hair metal band from the 80s, interesting. So using thought this was a detective right now, whole no, no. I don't
56:21 think the Whitesnake concert who has to work several different hustles to make a living is also an Italian. Alright, the drink is hitting me and so, you know, we're almost wrapped up here in the drinks are hidden. Yeah. I have some theories about this collectively as well that I'll talk about in a second. Okay? I have no tip just so you know, for me, I have nothing to say about that. I know it's a little tipsy, but I really don't know what I would even guess who was so low. We got Lita, female 40s, any ethnicity, a foster mom with bills to pay seems like an average regular person but can be
56:51 ruthless businesswoman if you cross her. And this is who I get detective Ives from, like I think it's an active so that they get someone that's play those roles before. I don't know. I don't know. We'll see, but I get detect. Also Israel summarizing all that though. I feel like none of those characters linked together at all. Really other than like the two that are addicts. Maybe they're like, friends. I don't know, but like it's only strange because I'm like,
57:21 I don't know what the fuck to think of all this. We'll see ya. We'll see. So after that we just have theories about potential new characters. Not, this is just bullshit that people think is going to show up and season to one person thinks Rowdy rich, and gee, herb, our and season 2. I find I found zero evidence of this is true. So that's absolute bullshit, the Box. Yeah. So one person says, I really
57:52 want to see a character who has a helicopter mom, why? But boring, but I will say that is an archetype that fits very well with this show that we haven't seen. We've seen them lately. Seen the offbeat drunk mom. We've seen the attentive single dad. We've seen the leg hassled, like single mom. We have a helicopter mom. I can see you and Jules are the only ones that really come from. Parents that pay attention. Yeah, my question. Mom is cool. There's a couple others that
58:22 they don't do anything about it, which is a good person thinks. I really want them to explore Eating Disorders. I don't know which character would be more prone to have one. Or maybe they'll introduce someone new. But I think the show could absolutely portray it in a refreshing and A full way. Now, this goes back to what we said earlier. We're not just throwing in so sure that she has a reach in the grab bag and just now rummage
58:52 around for a social issue and throw out the wall. Sorry. I'm in South like someone meaning, there's a show out there for you, but it's not Euphoria and we don't need to say this again, but the next three points are all from the same crap bag. So, next we got, I'd love to see them at a first generation, American student. And then, after that, we have, I really want a family. FM gay boy to join the school and Peak Nate's interest. And then after that, we got I feel like someone has to
59:22 have a near-death experience with some point, not through overdose, but there's something like a car accident or a shooting Etc. So and you know, what? Now, we're even out of the grab bag of like social issues to we're including like a near-death experience. Why not? Why not right in there? You know, what's sad? You know, what sucks is like, that's what? Rousseau does so to be fair. These fans are reaching out and saying this. It's because they're they're relating these ideas to what they know, which is every show
59:52 has to have some kind of mass shooting are awful thing of the end. It's like every show has to have a first-generation American student, at least one eating disorder. We got to have a family, a boy to make sure we also have all your lesbian who's autistic. Let's not forget the let me forget the autistic. I would really love to see someone with diabetes. This is just too much like goddamn and I'll end it with this. I do love,
1:00:23 I love nothing more than a story, that's real, but it's so silly. It's like we don't need to have all these things in one story. It's just it's, I can't emphasize more. I'm on the soapbox. But like that is something I really hate about. I don't know what you would say. Our culture, our are Like what I'm saying? It's like this idea that like we have to always tell every single story and if it's
1:00:53 not told it's not okay. It's like there has to be a lesbian. There has to be someone who's trans. There has to be someone with diabetes. It's like no there doesn't have to be exact. Every story is different from guess what? This is about Sam, Levinson's life and his addiction and the people around him during that time. Hmm. This is not about every Fucking social issue there is in the world. So like let's just calm down and let's just stick to the story. Yeah, we're in like a weird time where if a show is Progressive in some way.
1:01:24 There's like this weird pressure from General, the general population for that show to be Progressive in every possible way. And it's like, Euphoria is very Progressive in lots of ways, but that doesn't mean that they need to go in on every single possible thing or that all those things. Make any sense with the story. They're trying to tell Well, and, you know, I think just because this is the story with the Trans character doesn't mean it has to be a story about a character with an eating disorder. Well, what about that? Makes sense? It's not
1:01:54 bad, but it doesn't mean you just throw it on there. And what have I always said, I mean, I really value that. Actually, I've always said I wanted to talk to someone that's gone through something kind of, like Jewels character because I think it's one of the first shows and you can think of something if you think was only, let me know, but it's one of the very first shows I've ever seen in my life. Lifetime of a character who is transgender, but that is not. It does not define who they are. We don't. There's no drama surrounding it. It's
1:02:24 like, we know Jules for Jules. Hmm. We know that she is trans and she's going through this journey, but that is not what defines her. We know so much about her and that's so cool. I hate these shows where it's like that's our label and that's that. And that's all we're going to talk about. Yeah. And Euphoria does such a good job of making it a normal story because guess what? People who are transgender have normal lives. They don't go around. Like, yeah, we talking about that. Does that make sense of those layers? Like they have? And I think it's because stories like that come
1:02:54 off, very heavy-handed and very ham-fisted and it makes it feel like you should Glide past it, but I'm saying, Euphoria does such a good job, makes it make it like that character and that story are almost like a like a sideshow where everybody? Come look, we're telling this dramatic ass story about this character as opposed to, like we're telling Great. Well, thought-out interesting narrative based on this character, who's having this issue is turning, these issues are part of their story, but it's not like, hey, everybody.
1:03:24 Look. We made a show about a trans person, which is what a lot of these like really shitty, like ABC Family type shows feeling they're doing, it's like everybody look. We got a show about eating disorders. Now, it's a prayer. We got a show about Teen Moms. Yeah, and it's just so heavy a good deeper and Euphoria goes. Yeah, really deep in my opinion and I love it. It's so beautiful. And that's why I like even though we laugh and joke, I'm also like but no like you for he does it so well, so yeah, it is funny when people are like can we please throw in an eating disorder?
1:03:54 It's like great off. It'll be so good as it is like an acknowledged that like it's better to have shitty ham-fisted like over stupid stories about those people, then have them not represented at all. Exactly. So like, yeah, I mean, I guess like I, it's not even, I guess I see the value in those shows existing, but that's not what you. Moorea is, it's clearly like it's a different company, more of a nuanced narrative than like. Hey, here's our gay show. Like it's great that those exist because we gotta, you gotta move things
1:04:25 forward in the part of that is that you have really shitty stupid. I am fisted shows, but there's no Nuance there. It's not subtle. I'm gonna talk. Watch a lot of shows with generally pretty bad. Alex is a trooper. He will watch any show with me and I think this is the first show I made you watch where you agreed with me. That, that was not the case. With this one, you don't watch. This and go. Oh god, of course. There's this story line. It's like an all makes sense. Everyone has a purpose. The Narrative flows. There's no weird. Like, yeah, you know, they're not
1:04:55 going. Oh guess what? Susan to Lexi is on the autistic Spectrum. Like, that's not a thing. It's just a flows. It's beautiful. Yep. Also, I'll say this, you can only juggle so many fucking storylines, and its really, really has a lot of storylines like they they pushed it a little bit but like we got online. Financial domination can worship with pay pigs. We got abortion. We got dreams. We got lesbian. Honestly, got rape. We have guy-on-guy
1:05:25 rate. We've got video sex tapes, like we've got blackmail. We've got a water, throw more. We can move on. Outside is really strong. No, I will say though. The reason we go on this rant realize we're like, oh man, we've been talking about this for 10 minutes, but it's because you and I are very similar. We're like, we we don't like when the shit happens because we grew up in. Well, we both lived in Portland for
1:05:55 five years a place where like a lot of times. This is the case where everyone feels like every story has to be told. And if it's not it's offensive. It's like there has to be every issue involved. And I'm kind of like pieces of art that are progressive are instantly expected to start including or like covering like all. Aggressive issues, which is like one step at a time. Yeah, it's enormously you can't. How can you cover any social political anything, any type of issue?
1:06:26 How can you really dig deep and like make it beautiful if you're trying to tackle like 12 to 15 issues, of course that is looking at one, but I think where do you draw the line? I mean the diabetes thing is funny because it's like all right. Say we get the eating disorder. We get the first generation American student. We Get the fem gay boy. Like now, what if without what does everyone want? Now, we're onto Lake we want diabetes representation. Like after that. What do we want? We want like garbage, man. Representation. Like I don't want is a janitor and
1:06:56 likes. Like it's never going to be enough. So it's about trying to tell like a well-told have crab. What would you tell my story? Like a great story? But you gotta like, you got a manager, Focus. You can't just include everything, pick your battles, pick your stories and tell quality good, well-thought-out stories with Real developed realistic characters within those like storyline. That's like that actually, isn't that of cheers to that. Cheers. Also. Yeah. I'm not really goes. We
1:07:26 could keep talking and talking about I will just say I'll end it with Sam levenson. Did a beautiful job with this narrative and did not at all straight away from you know, the the ups and downs of addiction. I know that that was the focus of this. It's very clear and I appreciate that and sure. Like you said, there's still a A big bag and Euphoria of other issues, but they all link together and make this beautiful story of coke here. And well told well develop story. All right, moving the first time
1:07:56 going. All right, here we go. This is the end. The drinks are hit. Aft is we're just going to talk about our theories and I personally don't have that many, but here's what I got. Yeah, just as our son, Alex is season season 2 Theory, I kept these brief and here's what we I think Theory one, I think they're going to try to redeem Nate. I think this is very much going to happen. We saw enough seeds of it in season one. I think season two is going to try to redeem
1:08:26 Nate to make us feel more empathy for him and to make him a character. That's not an awful piece of shit, which I am not here for. I'm going to be pissed if this happens. I said it, while I was watching you for you for the first time. I was like, God damn it. And season 2, they are going to redeem this character and Going to be like what you talked about, where it's like season, where it's like I can reason through jeans reason why you can't feed us. This line of this character is an absolute goddamn piece of shit in every possible way and then like make them empathetic and redeem them in
1:08:56 like a couple episodes. And I have a pretty serious fear / feeling that this is what they're going to try to do. That's all next Theory. I think this, I think the scope for season two is going laughing. So I think in season 2, we're going to see the scope expand from like high school kids to this polish. Oh no, this is gonna be, I think this is going to be a show about. They're
1:09:26 like small town and I think that's where these new characters fit in. I think we're going to move a little bit. In the like a seedy underbelly of the suburbs / like criminal element of this town Vibe, which they kind of set up a little bit with Fez CO as a character. And I think that that makes a lot of sense with our new characters, a me and Serena the drug addict stripper, and the Caucasian like Whitesnake Hustler woman whose party her
1:09:56 whole life. Like these are to me. These are Street characters. These are people living outside the Norms of society. They're involved probably lightly to moderately in crime like maybe drugs, like maybe festas working with this CD fifty-year-old. You know? No, I don't know. I think Fez Co and his storyline is going to be our introduction into the wider world of like the criminal underbelly of this small town. That's a good pretty good characters. Like this like these characters, these older people that are still
1:10:27 kind of in the crime World lead me to believe that, that's how they're going to be getting pulled in and that's kind of the direction, some of our Characters are going to get caught up and going I have a question. Yes. I'm sorry. This is really off topic. But I thought one of the characters was supposed to be in the Cowboy Bebop. Did we miss that one? I think they are but it might have been like a different character description. I think that that's that person Darien and they're supposed to be in the one of them is an animation. So yeah, I just wanted to double-check. Sorry. I'm just thinking future
1:10:57 for my predictions. They did there were I think there were different character. Descriptions release for these characters. I'm pretty sure that That relates to also, Alice is making me watch How I Be Loved in the first episode, really good. Maybe, we'll watch the second one tonight and I should put, please put all the pressure on page to watch Cowboy Bebop or any other anime because I am struggling to get her into anime even a little bit. It is, I've been trying for months. Our fans want me to. I will tell her put the pressure on and here's
1:11:27 my last Theory which is just that there will be a large portion of season 2 will focus on like the police investigation. I think they set up enough criminal shit going on in season one that they can't really avoid it at this point. And we're going to have to get a bunch of police investigation. Shit, and season two. I think that's where this Lita character. That's why I'm like maybe this is a detective the sense of the tough, the tough lady cop. They have like looking into this shit. I'm not really a big fan
1:11:57 of this Theory. I think it's pretty. I think it's very likely but I don't like it because I feel like Euphoria is at its weakest when Doing like legal bullshit, like beets threats, and the cops, and all these. They get all these people to go to the cops like none of that really made much sense or checked out. So I hope they don't go in this direction, but I think they're going to and I'm a little worried about it because they don't this is not like a this isn't a legal procedure or Euphoria thrives on like teen
1:12:27 drama. And teen drama does not have to involve like lengthy police investigations in the lake local pedophiles and like Yeah, blackmail schemes and all this. Like I think this could be a weak point. We'll see. Maybe they'll do great job with it. Maybe that won't be in there at all. But those are my theories. Those are great. I actually don't have anything really to combat with that. Mine are kind of all over the place and honestly, I didn't even write them down. I'm just going to wing it. So here I go. I think route. It will start out with, obviously in my head Rue
1:12:57 coming out of some sort of rehab. I think, obviously, this is a huge deal to her family and I think that is YG, I will have an episode. I think we're really gonna get more on Ruiz Family. I know we've already got like quite a bit, but I think there's a lot more to be told so I think we will get more on that. I think she'll come out of rehab with a new friend which I only thought of this because once you read the cast, I was like, oh, yeah, I think she's definitely going to come out with a new buddy. And I think that's a good plot line because I think I don't agree
1:13:27 with all these fans. I think ruin Jewels will just be like head-to-head like piss each other and we'll be like teen new people and yada yada. I don't think it's going to be that dramatic. I honestly think she's going to come out and I think her and jewels will be okay. Like I think they'll come to an understanding. They both have always been very mature in their relationship even when things get really bad. So I think they're going to be okay, but I think there's going to be tension and I think they're both going to have different people in their lives. That might add to that tension if it's romantic or not,
1:13:58 because when you're in a friendship you get jealous of other friends, right? Yeah. That's what I see. I don't really see a romance, like love. Will I see more of Rougemont someone in rehab and Jules is jealous? Or this is where Lexi could come in a better way and ruin Lexie, or just closest friends Rapunzel? I think it'll be more of a friendship battle. That will be like romance. I don't know why. That's just what I get. All right, I think Maddie for some reason. I have a feeling as much as I love her. I think she's gonna fuck up. I think she's gonna watch
1:14:28 the tape and talk to Nate before she talks to somebody else, which is bad because Nate will Somehow manipulate her into not releasing the CD. Oh, yeah, I think so. Yeah, that's my Maddie. I won't go too much deeper into that Cassie. I'm honestly at a loss. I have no idea. I love your idea of her, becoming a bible thumper. I mean, not my idea. That's better than some internet characters idea, but I liked it. Yeah. I don't know. It's funny. It's out there. I other than that. I've racked my brain. I can't think of anything.
1:14:59 I don't think she'll be with McKay. I think she's kind of like refreshed. I think she'll always Is love McKay and like a you were I think there's like yeah, I think he's going to move onto. I think it's it'll be a happy healthy break Lexi. Honestly, like I have nothing because like we said there is not a lot to go off of and I'm excited to hear more but I'm not going to sit here and pretend like I think Lexi's autistic and is going to have this different life in season two. It's so stupid.
1:15:29 I don't know anything. Other than that as far as theories go. I'm Just excited. I'm, I'm praying to all the gods that, like you said, I really hope they don't give me, you know, get out of jail free card. And my other big qualms is that I just hope that this doesn't turn into a filler season, is what I call it where they just kind of go over Logistics and set it up for season 3. Yeah. I hope it's really, I hope it's better than season
1:15:59 one, which is really hard, because he's in what was done so well, so that you and I talked a lot about that. Season 2. Its there are so many amazing shows out there that have a really rough season 2, and season 2 is hard to do, and a lot of great shows died after season two because he's into was so bad. And the only hope I have which I told out earlier is that Sam levenson in many interviews that he's always known where each character is going to go. Yeah, that gives me hope. So that's always a good sign. It is a good sign because it's not that the season ended, and then he was pressured by, HBO to write another
1:16:30 season. And then to just come up with a bunch of bullshit, like, eating disorder or Hantavirus so yes, but yeah, well, I don't have anything else that cool. That's it. Yeah, I mean the pressure is on for season 2 to be Bangin. We all want it. You all want it. So we'll see what happens. Sometimes are so excited to some fucking future years from now. We'll get to watch season 2 and hopefully I'll be able to have my birthday party because that's all that's really important. Yeah. But anyways, I will
1:17:00 end it by saying thank you Alex for doing all your research. I Look around about Alex being like, you know, this side character on my podcast, but that is not the case. We both put so much work into this and as for really research the fuck out of these theories also, so thank you Alex. You can take a drink of your beer and your version of yourself. I'm happy too happy to help. Now. I still in the weird side character, but I am happy to contribute some weird internet theories where I can because I love a good. Weird internet Theory. I know you do. I will also say
1:17:30 again a million times over. Thank you to our fans. As listeners followers on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook. You name it that Rodan gave us these predictions to even discuss. We're at almost one point four thousand listens. That's incredible. I mean, like I said, we literally thought our family would just be listening to this in our friends and to think that one point four thousand of you have listened and is just crazy. So thank you so much next week. Next Tuesday. We have an episode planned.
1:18:01 We are going to do a juicy scoop of This is high school past. Hmm. Yes, which are could not be more different. Yes. We have complete opposite, High School histories, but that being said, we definitely wanted to still be related to Euphoria. Meaning, ask us any questions. A lot of you said you want to hear about our lives in relation to some of the show topics. Meaning like addiction sex awkward moments in high school. You Name It. We want to give
1:18:31 it to you so I will be posting on our Ramar Twitter and our Facebook and I would love for you all to participate. Ask us anything. We are open books. We are not shying away. Even if it's awkward as fuck, which it absolutely will be. There always is high school. Always a high school is always tough. So, all of you high schoolers or anyone of any age, just ask us your questions and honestly, go hard. We want the juicy ones. I want to be like challenged. I don't know about you, Alex, but I want to
1:19:01 answer like the top. Oh, yeah. Let's see it. I'm just so excited. So we will be doing that next Tuesday, that will be our episode, will be a high school juicy scoop. So tune in. We are so excited. Once again, just thank you for listening. We're like waiting for season two with anticipation much. I mean, you next Tuesday. See you next Tuesday, which we always laugh. We haven't even brought up yet. We didn't realize that we were always saying see you next Tuesday, but I think it's very fitting. I think your daddy would like it.
1:19:31 So, see you then. Alex, did I did not so see you next Tuesday. Imagine we kicking over a chili pot at the carnival as I say that like, see you next Tuesday, right? There's lots. So euphoric cheers. That is so euphoric. See you next Tuesday.