What to expect when your expecting nate Jacob’s dirty baby Transcript 

00:32 You for him. We're back. Drinks are in hand. What are you? What are you drinking tonight is tonight. We are drinking a vodka soda because it's 2022 and Alex. And I like to pretend that are like healthy goal is instead of chugging like three bottles of wine or cook champagne, vodka soda is like being healthier, I guess. So we're

01:02 going with vodka soda tonight, but I don't know if any nutritionist or health person in general, would say that this is her seem good old healthy people. The health people will see. I mean, new year, new me. I like I really like the the cooks champagne tradition, especially because we know it's Kyle's favorite champagne, but the liquor starting our house just doesn't have it all the time. It's yeah, it's rough out there to fight. We've got Tito's. Those soda and lemon

01:33 in honor of it honor of Fez, of course. Yeah. That's a good point. Where actually drinking Tita Sol that like out of the same way bottle that says smashed on nature Jacobs. Hell yeah, cheers 1/8 opening the episode looking dumpy is fuck. Yeah. Cheers. So odd, although I really have some questions about his recovery time. He was out of the hospital incredibly fast and Not only was he out of the hospital, but he like looked like pretty much fun. Yeah, like when he was making out that out but like for the Then he talked. I'm like, why is

02:03 he out of the hospital so fast? And why doesn't he look worse? And how is he getting ass? Like how is he getting Cassie? Like, I wouldn't want to make out with that face is blue. It hurt? His know. Like what is you're telling me? His nose isn't broken his arm. I things aren't all busted Almighty. Like his mouth isn't all busted up. There was a timeline that maybe like we you know what, I mean, like maybe they're not going to explicitly be like one month later but like it's about a month. Well, no, actually we know because that And on New Year's and now they're back

02:33 to school. And you go back to school pretty soon. True. True and cows, like question and, you know, we'll get into it, like, that's asking the girls who did it, and that wouldn't be like a month later. Yeah. This was a weird episode. And that was one of the things I did have some, some questions about. Yes. The timeline on Nate's recovery, seemed very suspect right out, the gate. Let's just do First, Impressions, be honest. I like after the high of last week. I don't even want to like talk about this one. So because it was so like

03:03 odd, it was really, it felt like a filler episode and I didn't like hate it or anything. But there was there. So little that I'm like excited to talk about from this episode. I think so too. I feel like season one was so fucking like bombastic, like every fucking episode was like the one. We just watched the premiere. Yeah. We're like there was just something so like calling fucking while. Yeah. And then every episode and there was always not

03:33 like a Twist, but there'd be like something that would just drop that. You be like, fuck. This was. Yeah, a filler which I choose. I mean, it wasn't just like plot either. It was like there was a very little music. Yeah, no like great like memorable fashion. A lot of the there weren't any like fun, like Colt weird references in the background. It was pretty like no hugely character arcs, really like we're kind of getting like a little bit of each character and what they're going through but it's nothing. We don't already know if that makes sense like yeah. No surprises

04:03 with every character and what their what their current state is? Yeah, a couple things. But yeah, I would say. My first impression was just Like not not offensive. Meaning I didn't hate it. I think it's just like makes sense for now, I guess. But I'm a little bummed that there wasn't some element that made me go. Oh, I can't wait for next week. Like if I was a, if I was a newcomer to Euphoria, I'd be very unenthused by that episode. Well the contrast we're loyal though that how Buck last week's episode

04:34 was too. Yeah, obviously, they couldn't match that but this was a we had a listener right in Brenda listener right in as well to like I think they were just commenting on me being unenthused by the episode and they brought up that Jeremy. Oh Harris. I honestly am not gonna lie. I don't remember like who that is a playwright. Um, well, I think he's evolving Euphoria because the let's take a look person that wrote in said, he mentioned

05:04 his Tick-Tock live this morning. That this episode be a lot more, calm. So I guess I'm not like, I agree. That's like the first word that car. I can play right? Oh, wow. Fuck. Yeah. Oh, yeah, and then there's maybe not like I said, whenever one of our loyal listeners wrote in and just mentioned that and I feel like that's good to know because it's like a weird like they kind of Gave a little hint that it wasn't going to be super like crazy, but I would say overall yes,

05:34 unenthused, but excited for the future, obviously were more loyal. So we're always gonna like have you for his back? But yeah genuinely like not impressed, which I don't think I've ever sat on our podcast. So I feel like guilty even saying it, grabs drink some more vodka. Yeah. No, I'm pretty pretty, what I have. But I yeah interesting. So Jeremy O'Hara. Is a, he's like a, I don't know, a queer, black play writer and apparently he was

06:04 a consultant on season one and then signed a deal with HBO to develop a pilot and also to become a co-producer for season 2, interesting. He was also a co-author of the screenplay for Zola. Oh, well, it was great. Interesting. But yeah, I asked are just so, you know, Alex? I on Insta story right before we started. I asked some of our listeners just to ride it and give us their like impressions of the episode you Harris is style. Has been called awful

06:34 by GQ saying savage, irrelevant completely irrelevant and also hilarious. Anyways, Alex is getting carried away down a rabbit hole about some play, right? Let's move on. So Listeners Road in, people had some things to say. Someone said, there's just too much to process, can agree with that. Jos underscore. 1811 can agree with that way, too much, Austin process, Jossie, who are on? It's

07:04 on to something. One of our listeners wrote BB finally made an appearance. Fuck. Yeah. Alex. And I were start almost that's like the best part of the episode. Drilling Janice. Julian, Janice back, be be our girl. I'm sure you get some some great lines to yeah, but she say she said, remember when I got pregnant she's not at all like happy and everyone was like, yeah, we remember like and when she was like, I liked when she was like

07:34 Ethan but I'm like rooting for him. They were talking in the bathroom. That was funny. Glad she's back. Some of our cos he's fucked up. I don't know why this heroin girl is still in the picture. I think they're referring to face. Yeah. Yeah, I agree. Not really like stoked on her character at all, but also like necessary for like like you were saying earlier like the drug World getting the behind the scene. I think she serves as a connection to the the drug underworld. And she's probably going to fuck things

08:04 up for them at some point for sure. She's real. Messy. Yeah, Crews. Like passed out in the bathroom like head hitting something about that house. All the, all the women in that house or was falling down and Conquer, someone wrote the episode. Was short, i-i'm not like felt long as fuck. I was gonna say it felt long. It felt long. But it also, that's weird. I wonder if they meant, literally, it was short, or if they're just like it was or accurate. The there was like, it felt like a lot

08:34 of process. Because even though like nothing that interesting happened, there was like a lot of random shit happening. Well, a lot of flashing between characters so weird. It wasn't like super smooth. This wasn't like the house like plotted episode. It was really like scattershot. And but I find maybe that's the point. Maybe we're at a point where all the characters are doing. So many different things. I'm not that like bothered by that. I think if anything it's like I guess I was surprised there was no character

09:05 dominance in this. Like usually there's one character right? That we get like their story throughout threaded with all the other characters. This was not about any character, right? No, I don't think so unless I fuck it. Similarly fantasy, but like, I don't think that really counts. Yeah, they kind of weirdly dabbled into like, Nate's, inner thoughts, but that didn't need had some like, I'm like beaten to death like fever dream about impregnating Cassie and like, hanging out in his backyard

09:35 with Kyle. Yeah, a little break that down a bit though because I feel like we need to go into that. That was all really weird as fuck. But yeah, everyone seems to say the same shit like episode was weird. Hated Nate, but Of the last scene, we'll get more into that. Yeah, like someone wrote Maddie has the CD. Oh my effing, God. I need Maddie and jewels to become the ultimate Duo. I don't know if I need that. I don't care for jewels. And Maddie being you about Jules is far too morally. Upstanding

10:06 to be like ponies were closely involved in some like deep lake Mission with Maddie, like their buds, but like, yeah, like there's some like not feel like they share enough that they're going to become like Partners in crime. No, Cassie and Maddie makes so much more sense as best friends. Yeah. Yeah. So as we podcast, I'll bring these up more because people are writing in like constantly. There's already a couple new ones in here. But all right. Interesting, thoughts, interesting

10:36 opening thoughts about a weird episode and as usual, I'm going to play the episode in the background muted. So we can keep up because this one was fucking confusing. Like actually need this? It was, it was very weird. Yeah, that whole this whole pregnancy. See thing at the beginning with Nate was so bizarre, really weird. So obviously we all know how pissed off I am about the whole Cassie nature. Like, I know the world is, but I specifically feel like I'm just like morning right now. Because Cassie's,

11:06 my personal favorite character and not just because I like Sydney, sweetie and think she's hot. It's more than that, but I just I really hate this for her. I hate it because I don't know. Make sense of their character. So I'm not like going to act like that's not something she would do and like, defend her, but I just fucking hate it. It also like only kind of makes sense with her character. I don't know. Like her being like sloppy and needing a man makes sense, but I don't know if Nate like knowing like though, he's

11:36 like so abusive and she and her friend. Yeah, your best friend. Got choked out. She came to you, crying about it, and you're like, hot and heavy for Nate. And she's also Also, like, I'm thinking about, getting back with him and you're still like, on board with this. Like, I don't know that. I've like, really like sold on this, like making that much sense to me and this whole montage of him in the hospital thinking of sitting, the way he was describing her. He's like she's so naive like she doesn't know her power. She such a woman

12:06 and like I was like, what is Nate ever had any sort of like, thought in the world about like a woman being powerful? Like I think they tried to do like, what in season 1 when he's talking about all the reasons. He likes Matt. If you like they tried to do that, here's all the things like Nate. Like loves about Cassie. Like that's a good point, though. I forgot. I was also like, I don't know, they were like hanging out for like a total of like what, six hours like, you know, where he got the shit beat out of him,

12:37 but he's known her a long time. Yeah, but now we're supposed to believe that. Like, she's like fucking like go at losing her mind for him like yeah, depression. Like it's not that if she's Going through some shit. I don't know. It's all very weird. I mean the sex scenes were hot. So nice. When you God, I just like can't stop talking about. Hachiya. She really is though. I hope this is and she's turning into jewels. And obviously he's still like, yes, obviously, still attached to Jewel. I was gonna ask you that. I got kind of confused

13:07 because they flashed it. And at first, I thought that was Sydney. Sweeney taking a seller, Cassie, taking a selfie, but it was Jewels. So that's kind of weird. Well, I mean, that's just obviously, like, fantasizing think he's gay and he's obviously hung up on All the other way, I like he's still likes. Do you still think he's gay because if you likes jewels, that doesn't really make sense with the gay Theory. I think he just likes Jules. I think he's probably like, I think at this point he's probably by but I think. Yeah, he likes he's got some weirdo.

13:37 He definitely has some weird fetish is like, erotic stuff going on. Also, it keeps burning chicks, like so confusing. Very can do this cut the scene with Cal by the swimming. Pool was really funny. I can't, it's like mostly gay. I think he's just all so hung up on Jules because he is so weird and season one about all the stuff with Maddie can't even like get it up for her true. He also was very you have to remember, he was really like vulnerable with

14:07 jewels, even though it was supposedly all fake. And he was like, you know, fucking with her for the purpose of like tricking her into like thinking they were in a relationship and you told her a lot of shit and I think a part of him was Various when that was happening. I don't think it was all sure. Everybody just did is like psycho flip at the yeah, but I don't know, but I'm saying maybe a part of his attraction to her is like the fact that he opened up and he doesn't really talk to anybody. We don't ever see him open up at all. Right. But yeah, Kyle posing by the pool is funny

14:37 is why shorts work in the pool with Cassie? Like when she's that wasn't that's weird. That whole fucking just everything about this is like you and my dad. I don't know, like Alex and I both just started laughing. I couldn't even take the scene. Seriously. She's like, like has like a weird like erotic attachment to his dad to, like, we talked about, we

15:07 speculated about this and let me just about it. And like, if you really think about the psychology of the scene, this is supposed to be his fantasy world, and his fantasy world involves pregnant Kathy, but also involves his dad doing like - yoga and like it's like it was a little like also not to like shit on pregnant, people all the time. But like look what God, I be honest. As a straight note, as a straight male. Are you ever fantasizing about me or any woman in general being pregnant and not being hot?

15:39 Are you serious? No comma. Wow. Well, but no comment meeting to private to discuss along pocket. Either way. I'm moving on. I think it's weird. I'm not gonna like corner you. I'm saying as I just think that's a little weird. I don't know. I don't always think like pregnant women. Look that hot. I know that's just my opinion. Sorry. Yeah, not into like seeing pregnant bellies on my Instagram. I literally like, no, I don't. I don't like it.

16:09 We can agree on it's beautiful, but I don't want to see your pregnant belly. Scream. It looks like an alien like fetus weird shit. I don't with you on that weird. But yeah, real quick back to what I was saying. I do with the whole like homoerotic attachments. Who is Dad. They also kind of like, in that scene. They also flashback to like, him watching all his dad's, like sex tapes when he was little, which is where, like, in the past we speculated that that's where all that came from because Nate's, like, as a child,

16:39 his like introduction to like sexuality was watching his dad, but Bone laying low and Bone. A lot of leg, you know, imagines or like trans people. So is it shocking that Nate is like homo erratically attached to his dad and also like into a trans woman like no. No, I'm not surprised. I'm just trying to always mates, like he is complex. I can't really like figure him out yet. I think that like, that being his first like exposure

17:09 to like sexuality explains a lot about his character and what's going to With this character and like, where his true like, sexuality lies the great but that whole, we have to all. I'm sorry, but our listeners, everyone has to agree that whole fucking Montage was weird as fuck. Uh-huh. Cal holding Cassie in the pool like that takes the cake. That's the weirdest thing you've seen on you for you. I don't care. Oh, and Cal eating asshole was weird. Like, how was just eating like black ass like immediately

17:40 or even it's into the episode like and not just like, Like a mild like a little tease, it was like, full-on like assets, really funny to have, to think about Eric, Dane filming that it is funny. Big. Like, all right, straddle is face and taken. Seriously. Tell him. You think I'm with your tongue? It is. But Obviously fucking that must be fucking weird to fell. Yeah, Eric Dane should get an Emmy for that scene. Yeah, let's tough seeing Camp,

18:10 a puff of steam. Yeah, Eric Dane Emmy Award winner. We we gotta get him on the Pod to I have so many questions, but he seems like, he'd be pretty fun to interview seems like a pretty like, yeah. Oh, yeah. A cool guy. Yeah, for sure. Pretty goofy. So good for you. But, anyways, we got into school. We've got it's really cute though. These characters go to school. Yeah, right school. They have classes and homework like

18:40 all the Museum's. Yeah. I'm loving the Euphoria of memes, by the way. Yeah. I've been just inundating you with every for you me my sister so much. There are so like thousands more than there were season 2 or season one. I feel yeah, there's far more and there have been some some pretty solid are good too. Like they're funny. I've seen some pretty decent ones but my own Comment. The reason I was even bringing high school and do it. Those, this is kind of the first time. We see ruined Jewels, like PDA, like we don't because they don't have like, make out at school or anything because they were all

19:10 very secret like behind closed doors. Like figuring it out. Yeah. So this last about like 30 seconds. Yeah, before we was like fucking everything up again. I know I'm really liking frustrated with her because I get that like she's kind of, you know, she's an attitude, she's going through some shit and like, I don't dislike Elliot's care. Actor. If anything, I really do like him. I think he's dope. I just think he's chill. I don't even have one like, oh my God, special, but like he's a chiller. Like he's someone, I would definitely,

19:40 like, gets done with in high school and be like cool. Like, he just seems like a stand-up guy. He, I thought he seemed like that at first, and that I was going to like him. And after this episode, I didn't like him anymore and I'm still kind of why. I mean, he did to be fair. He did. We'll talk about it. Maybe later or now, but I feel like you kind of put Rue it. Like he questioned her. He was like, isn't that bad that like You're doing drugs with me and like your girlfriend doesn't know. Like I don't think he's being like a bad person. I think if anything, he's like sitting there like check yourself a bit like anything

20:10 like super bad to say about him. I just don't know that. I like him. As much as I like thought. I well, Jules cries. He's making Jewels cry. That like, broke my heart. That made me really sad because we don't really ever see Jewels act vulnerable like in that way with Roo, it's always the opposite playing like he's like, mr. I like Like I'm cool and chill but I don't know that he's a homewrecker. You think? He knows what he's doing is what you're saying. I don't even know if it's that. I think he's just playing like I'm the cute like naive guy

20:41 in the situation. I agree. Like, I don't know about you, dude. I don't know if I trust that your as like cute and naive as you're trying to like play at all. You know, I agree because he's by the locker and he's like did I get you in trouble? And that made me go. Now, I'm kind of leaning more toward your side of things like someone that's for tation and he's like, well, let's do some drugs. Like yeah, and that's also like a flirt. This is thing to say like there's definitely intend to be like flirty when you say something without knowing you like hurt the feelings of the person they're dating. Yeah, for sure. But yeah. Jules crying like

21:11 literally crushed me. Yeah. Also, I investigated his face tattoos more this episode. Yeah, Alex awkward. What? Oh, I you still stand by what you said. I was like, I can't believe you still think it's bad when like it's about his little sister. Oh, no, I think it's awful but But even worse the he has these like these like asian-looking characters that look like but they're actually letters off on his like forehead and it's he'll be

21:41 e, which is lame Boy Entertainment, which was like some rap Posse was part of. Here's the best pretty cringy. How to's? Don't bother. Tattoos or tattoos. I feel like I just don't like tattoos at all. In general. It's weird. Everyone always. There's good and bad tattoos and I think he has bad tattoo, but I think tattoos here's my stance on it though, Todd. Choose. I don't love to criticize your go too, in depth on because I do feel like tattoos are like, so so personal no matter what. Even if they are just a fucking joke and you got it when you were

22:11 drunk. It's still like attached to a memory and moment. Like you don't ever know what's behind someone's tattoos. So, I'm not big on. Like, so what I like, I guess it's can still be a bad tattoo. Yeah. No, I'm not. You have every right to fucking Pete. He also has a red. I noticed he has a red X on his eyelid, which I also Oh, really? That would hurt. You can see it. Like, you can like barely. See it at all. Are you sure? Yeah, it's kind of lame also total cider and very Petty and not at

22:41 all related to you for you, but I had no idea that Hunter and Dominic were dating in real life. Yeah, me neither. I don't know about that. I don't know about this guy. I'm not a big fan. I also was when I was looking at his tattoos. He also has a tattoo of the guitarist from Red Hot Chili Peppers. I'm like, I don't know about this guy. You don't know what this guy did a hunter because that's just be fake. Go about your night. I like stopped asshat. Oohs, okay. Sorry Dominic. That's fine. Maybe he's a nice guy, but he doesn't sound style but he's

23:11 got bad time. Yeah, I'm such a hunter Stan, outside of like, euphoria that I'm like, you know, she's gotta have some good judgment and maybe, you know what? And if not, she's just having fun so good for her and I think he's hot. So I like blamer. Meaning. He could have all the bad tattoos. I know. You just don't like to hear this because you're jealous, but I do think Dominic is like very attractive. Of he's definitely someone. I would be interested if that's who's kind of kill it for me. I think if it weren't for that, I would find him attractive, but I don't know. Bad. It's not easy on your face

23:41 is like a, that's a, that's a killer, but I just question your taste more than I did previously. Yeah, I guess from, although, I will say I was very satisfied, Jules sad, and I thought it was like, interesting that room engines. I don't remember when in the She says she's so used to Jules being like not jealous and kind of a chiller. And if anything, it's like role reversal rule all of season, one kind of had to deal with what Jules is. Now

24:12 like when Jules went out of town with her friend and like met that girl was like, she bit my neck was being all like you kind of had to go through like being jealous. So, I don't know in a way. I'm kind of like it's so sad. Don't get me wrong. I'm not making it like right but I think it's kind of like a desperate messes kind of karma. Yeah. No, I don't disagree only different be doing this shit, but I don't know. The only difference is they're in a relationship. So that's why it's fucked up. What was doing, where Jules, what she was doing, was not fucked up because they were not established.

24:42 They were just kind of like food, but this is probably worse. Yeah, but they weren't but I think Jules was frustrated that like, they weren't like Rue was not ever saying I like you. Let's date. Yeah, so she did it out of like it. Yeah. But anyways, anyways, so early they actually go to class at some point, but we No, I mean who cares? Okay, bring high school. We lived at we only do I have so much goddamn fucking homework. High School. I didn't have time for any of this shit. They almost be failing. Yeah.

25:13 I don't know. I just as we're watching the screen right now. I just I cannot I hate me in Cassie's so much. Yeah, I hate it. I don't really buy it. I feel like moving. They're gonna drag it out though. I'll season. Yes. I am really do because Cassie thinks she's this is real and she's all in on this like to her though. This is like she's like fucking in love with me like and then I don't think he really cares like that, you think, you know who's gonna find out and they're gonna fight, it's gonna be a whole fucking thing. We don't have to go too in depth, but

25:43 do you actually think this time around? It really is just like using her for ass or do you think you actually a part of him does kind of like like her more than he liked Maddie? No too early to tell we only have one conversation with him and her where they go. We chased her all the way to that construction site. He seemed well. I mean he wasn't gonna lie. I mean, well, he might lemurs evil. He believed her in a second you but he wasn't like mad at her in that situation. Yeah, he was like mad at her, like, I bet he will either a so that

26:13 construction, he also some kind of threatening. He was like, you're not going to talk about this again. I'm like, fuck you knee. Shut up. It's like you're not going to put this in writing when she like texted him. Like I'm can't believe we had sex was that bad or whatever and he was like do not ever write this context again. It's like shut the fuck up. I love the Jacobin. Ernie has come out and be like, anyone that like is attractive than they, like, freaks me out because that's like a fucking psycho. This is not healthy. Do if you're an appreciative public statement. There are Jacob already. Also, like,

26:44 I'm the Nate stands need to hear. I'm kind of over the whole. Like I really just want Maddie to be over him. Like, I know you and I have different stances on Maddie, but I feel like they really built her up to be soaked. Like, I don't know. She is like a powerful woman. I always say that like, I really admire Maddie and so many As for like her just like I give no fucks. Like I like her. So I don't like that. She they keep having her. Think about Nate text. It's like, oh my God, this mother fucker. Choked, you like move. Oh my God,

27:14 we ever did was fill the chili. Well, not only move on, she's questioning whether or not he's gay. There's all these, like things where it's like, why are you so why would you bring him back together with him? You're pretty sure he's gay at this point. She's got anyone. Like I like pictures of dogs on his phone. Like, well, she got anyone. She was like fucking due to the roller rink. She was like fucking dudes. Like at parties. You know, what about Travis with the Playboys? Where was Travis? Travis? Trust is for Travis. He needs more air time. Alright, anyways, what else is going on that? He's

27:44 an alien now that he's a nanny for some rich family, which is probably going to turn into some weird subplot that we like maybe don't need to do. You think, do you think the lady was being like seductive about the dress without a mother bleep? It seemed like, you think, I feel like there's gonna be Weird subplot with this family. And as of right now, I don't give a shit about it, but we'll see how this goes. I mean, I like the closet, all the dresses and outfit. She's trying closet. Maddie has

28:14 a classic kind of dummy is doing dumb shit in the closet animals. Getting selfie is nothing much to say that fear is annoying as shit. I hope we don't have to deal with him anymore. That kid. He's like playing with me. Pay attention to me, fear for the fuck up, bitch. This was real. He would probably drown in that pool. Maddie was like in the closet, right? Uncle next episode, the dark eyeliner and like rhinestones umbrella.

29:01 The guy but seems like it's gonna be something with the mom. So, I mean it is there's a I don't know if you know this or remember, but there's a teaser and she's talking to her in the hot tub about Nate. So I think there's going to be some kind of like either mentorship of some sort or as of now, will they feelings on this? Our I don't need it and I don't care but we'll see. All right. Well, I was Maddie's making that dough. She makes enough dough to go bowling. Oh my gosh, like $6. Also. Did you like my story where I asked people?

29:31 They thought Maddie would be a good bowler. Yeah, someone went like so in depth and was like her. Fingernails are much too long. Like, I don't know if they'd fit in the holes of the bowling ball. I was like, I don't think she would feasibly be able to throw a bowling ball with her nails. No, that was a good point. It's just funny. Like I really love how like in depth. Like are you for Ian's get with these things? Like here. I am thinking like is this dumb that I'm posting this? Probably whatever. And then people would just take it like next.

30:01 Every time. Yeah, I love it. All right. Well other than Maddie becoming like a fucking high-class Nanny. What else do we got? I mean, well we got like happen. Ethan not working out. That's clear. Let's talk about that a little bit. That's not gonna happen. This is so like, how long do we think of this is it's not gonna lie. They even gonna make it to the end of the season. I don't even think Ethan's going to make it into the season that much. Like they're not even like first of all he's gotten like no not that I think you should get someone amazing screen time, but they don't even Even

30:31 show him like at all really sidelined him in these first two episodes. Yeah, which I don't know. It's kind of weird because if you want to like show more of them, I don't know. I think they're just kind of showcasing them that. I like him as a character to. So I wouldn't mind more Ethan, but so far he has been sidelined. Hardcore, which is sad, I think cobby. I don't, they're not gonna make it to the end of the season. I can write all the pros and cons. There's no cons, which I can relate. Like, when you're in high school though, or really? I don't know. The

31:01 type of person you are but it is kind of boarded it, someone that's just like all about you. Perfect. Always doing everything right. Not throwing Ethan, under the bus, but like sometimes you don't have a little Pizzazz. Well, this tree little darling. Grieving about fucking barbarians from Game of Thrones. Yeah, that was talked about that for a bit. So cats, obviously, like strolling hardcore. She's still like has no confidence, which makes me very sad because I think cats like cat has a lot of potential. It's sad that like, yeah, the best parts of this episode

31:31 were cast parts to in my opinion. Her her weird barbarians. It was funny like dream and her let his dick when sir I was a I was a big that evidence. You think so stunt. That was for sure something. Yeah. It was long. Yeah, was long. It was a long dick. Yes. Between that and her the influencer sequence. I thought that was

32:01 pretty good. It was good because it was accurate. So, yeah, pisode, it was accurate. It was heavy-handed. But it was, I could definitely accurate. And I think it makes sense for her character, too. Because we've learned from day one, that she's obviously, someone that like finds not Comfort, but like she kind of lives her life. Like, her alternate personality lives online because she didn't really have a lot of friends. She'd have a lot of confidence right over little fanfics. Yeah. So like I think it's like makes I suck at mask dancing. Cat Mass. We got a little appearance of that. Did you see it

32:32 through the eye of a better solution, is like a camera shot, where they went to the eye and she was behind the eating goldfish, goldfish. Yakutsk are Charles makes me sad because I think like many girls listening right now. Can like, definitely like we all can fucking relate. I mean, anyone in the world can, but like, specifically, women often like have troubles with like their confidence, especially comparing yourself to every fucking basic bitch on it. The ground even though it was heavy-handed. I appreciate that. They called out this, like very specific brand of like bullshit

33:02 self elements are stuff. We're at all about like, love yourself and be confident all the beasts of the matter what and they're like, skinny is fucking like do you like 10 like tens? Like let him have like perfect lives and everything's perfect. Yeah. It's like, well, it's beans fucking up and coming from you and it's always bullshit. When the, like, I Parsons hard stuff, too, and then I'll be like, my parents got a divorce and you're like, somewhat like, okay, we get it. Like, you're also like a model. You're rich, you've got, like, I hate that shit because I'm like, you know, money, in my

33:32 opinion, money does buy happiness. I don't care what anybody says, it does. I could honestly tomorrow be fat as fuck and I've had all the money in the world like, well, I think I don't think it buys happiness, but it solves problems and problems, cause unhappiness. So if you can solve all your problems, yes, you're at least. Not going to be actively, like, unhappy for solvable reasons. We're still happy when I say when it's like, Will health reasons but it solves like all it can solve like most of your problems and guess what? You have mental health problems.

34:03 You got money. You got to go to the best are artists in the fucking world. So, yeah, I'm sorry. It doesn't make comes around. Yeah, I don't think it makes you happy but it solves all your problems. Yes, pretty much. Yeah. No, it's not the Cure but it's fucking helps. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, look at this. Look how fucking fucked up. - first of all, he's getting out of the hospital so fast, but secondarily so fucked up in this scene, right? When he gets out and then we see his dad a later and it's all is bruising and his fucked-up face. It's all fixed. It's like, what has I his

34:33 pupils like red? In this diary supposed to believe, has passed between this scene and when he's hanging out with Cassie because he looks fine and that's it. Yeah. He looks like he got like burned in the lava way. I was wondering that too because she hops in the truck and she like on his lap and started making out with him. And I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, here's wounds on that hurt. I don't want to kiss that. Look at that fucking hurt. Also, like really random, but low. You nasty that she was just wiping off like his blood off her legs, like, take a shower bitch. Like she was into it. She's all

35:03 over. She's so like all off. She was using like one piece of toilet paper like scrubbing, aggro. Like even here. Guess what? Crazy. But you could just get in the shower. Like, I don't know why but I really, really bothered me because I'm a really clean person and that was really getting. She's clearly not in the showering anymore. Yeah. She's a huge showering, this season. Oh, one thing we forgot to mention about like the cat influence or shit, was you were joking. That like, you were like, did you were shitting on the influencers? Because you're like, they're like the ones making life miserable and we found

35:33 out like the people that were applying. Those people are real influencers in real life. Yeah, so it's like, don't they feel shitty like your little contributing to people's like mental. Look, unhappy, playing yourself on a show about how awful you are on your profession are and you're just but they're such like fame or is that they like are gonna do it anyways because they want to be on Euphoria even? Yeah, it explicitly. To point out how fucking awful. There are. Also I will genuinely, okay, often morally compromised

36:03 to do that. I will genuinely have to do like a triple reach out to make sure they're real influencers in real life. Because now I'm doubting myself, but I think they were. I'm sure you're right. Some of them might have been, I don't know. But regardless influencers, just I'm so over it. I think I hope we come to a time where like they just kind of died out. I don't think it'll ever happen. But like, I'm over it. Let us hope I was on the boat of like being a new it. I'm Going over it. I just don't care. Let us hope. But anyways, yeah,

36:33 the its recovery is very odd. We get the bathroom scene. We already talked about be being funny in this. I do like that idea like that. Maddie was smashing that girl's head in a locker and calling her a racist fish. Yeah. That was funny as a young, we got was that young man, that did that. Yeah. Yeah. So young Maddie does that? Yeah. We got a lot of head smashing second only to the chili, the chili pot. That's the one thing I You always say, like, I like about Maddie though. She is a badass bitch. She throws down. I appreciate that. She beats the shit out of people. She doesn't

37:03 care. Yeah. I kind of like that. About girl. I'm always here for like a Scorpio. Girl. I thought throwing punches. Yeah, but yeah, I guess we find out though, like, yeah, everyone was assuming that like the had going into the blow dryer was Cassie. So we obviously - on it. I know it wasn't that was fake news. I knew it wasn't fake news. Um, I Well, how do you feel about, I guess, I'm, do you think this is in character for Kathy to be fucking over her friend like

37:33 this? I don't know. That kind of bothered me. Really? No, not really. I feel like they would kind of homies. Like the carnival. They were like, we're soul mates, bob, la. Valeur just like, I don't really buy it. I don't like that. She's just fucking me. And I guess and up friend and even though she's in like a weird place. I'm having a hard time like, finding this like Nate thing like believable. I don't agree. Yes. They're not. I'm not sold on this, by any means. I'm not like fully sold. I think I am. I think I would be if it was anyone but Nate,

38:03 does that make sense? Like, if it was just Loser. Yeah, she's so vulnerable right now. It seems like she's ready to attach herself to any guy but like he is so like red flag and she knows so much about specifically how awful he has been to her best friend. I'm finding this, like, hard to believe, because she doesn't seem like, she's so like, yeah, she doesn't seem particularly morally compromised, until right now. She's mostly been a pretty stand-up person. Yeah, so I'm having a hard time with this. I don't know. Well, let me get okay, I was confused. So what

38:33 if they do, she pushed? Just some, she landlord over the through the apartment, manager of the place where her in Custer live over the railing this year. Why they said that she was giving her a hard time, just being, he was probably flirting with arsenic at calling or some shit. I think he was being a jerk to her. I don't know who the fuck. Knows I like color stuff. Her in that air vent. Oh, yeah. That was. That was funny. This is definitely getting the fucking bat. I love you. I know he's like, I love you. Bye. So does Custer go to jail, or what's going on? No,

39:04 they're looking for her. And he hit her successfully and now she's hiding got it fucking Fez. So she's hiding out. You can't live there anymore and she fucking fucked up. The landlord. Yeah. Also, this is like a classic pet peeve of mine, but when they make it look like you can just get in those events, like those answer full of like, exposed screws and like, they're full of like dust. And, like really have you been a nerd stuff? No, but, like, are you speaking from experience? Alex to be. There was make it look like you just getting events and they're always like, clean good. But she's so tiny and she's

39:34 like a twig. Wig, well, she could probably physically fit, but it would be full of, like dirt and like, it would be like a absolutely disgusting and be there, be like, hello like exposed screws in there, like you get all tore up. I guess, I like one Fez. He's so cute when he brings her home and he's like, I don't have my sandwich. That was very nice. He such as like, what a smartass but he'll I cannot not be nice. What a sweetheart. We all love. Always a big teddy bear. Yeah, giving a heroin addict. Half a sandwich. He's like slowly.

40:04 I mean, always I'm like a peripheral favorite character of mine, but he's slowly like becoming like someone. I really enjoyed. I don't know if that's just because of like him fucking update and like having this epic opening in the Premier, but I probably just really loving him of this. He's like, I really like love him. Like, I don't know. He's the best pets. Go for the kiss. Okay. Also. Wow, this is whatever mrs. Mrs. Howard fucking letting Nate or cal cal come in their house and talk to her daughter's like that. I know. He's like, look

40:34 at me. Mom of the Year award to mrs. Howard. What a fucking like, she's letting us strange man, coming to your house. And accuse your daughter's of shouldn't threaten them and stuff. I'd be like, excuse me. Only threatening like number there were like sick of the table and he's like, Cassie. Look at me when I'm talking to you. It's like and then katsaros. A sold faysal like Jesus. Well, she may not, I'm not maybe

41:04 I mean by Because I like her character and I can't let go of that but she made a good not a good point, but she said to like see like he did that knowing let there be repercussions. So meeting everyone there don't have to be repercussions. If you don't sell them, that's true. I'm not I hate that. She sold out Fez. Don't get me wrong, but I'm saying like she made a good point though. Like everybody fucking saw, you can ask anyone at that party and they'd be like, it was hit a great go ask someone else. Yeah. Don't be a rash. It easy. Also, that's a black mark

41:34 in my I know and like see like I like that Lexie, like always puts her sister in her place and she was like, you're fucking stupid, like, you're in a ruin someone's life. Like, see me better than to rat out foes because like she's got the hots for. Okay, let's talk about browser knows not to your fucking adorable. It is what she got. All gussied-up and like rode her bike was like feeling yourself to just like, go see if as like, that's it. Is she what? Yeah, duh, of course. So cute. I gotta 40 but I'm like, we both got really sad like

42:05 Just seeing that interaction that was sad because she thinks that thing is like. Yeah, right talking buzzer says, heroin addict. He has to look after for Custer. I was like blushing watching that scene because Fez is fucking adorable. He like was he likes her? Like it's so obviously likes are you, so excited? She is so cute. He was so fucking Stone. She was there. Also really love but ashtray is just still ashtrays a cold-hearted killer. He's still on his shit. He was an act. Getting the gun out of the cereal box. Yeah, it was Fucking

42:35 killed Cal. It was the only smart one, but to be fair Fez, I guess I never realized that's what ashtrays therefore, partial. He's definitely security. He's always known to be like in the background like keeping an eye on. No, but I'm saying I felt dumb. I thought Fez Co new who cow was? He didn't know that cows need sound. I know I didn't know that. I found rude like filled them in on all that shit because of the carnival because Fez Co was at the carnival. So I don't know why but I thought that Fez like definitely knew what he was.

43:05 That's true. You know, also, I notice here that Lexi has this hot air balloon lamp in her room, which is a really cool. But like, does she have some like hot air balloon connection because she had that hot air balloon sweater season. She just loves hot air balloons. I'm seriously because they're like some deeper meaning that's going to be on my own because it would be pretty weird. Now, hot air balloon lamp in your room and a hot air balloon sweater. Like it's not like that comment of a thing. I know for sure. On a more serious note. I definitely was like very it was very Sad

43:35 watching her reaction to reduce overdose. That's such a shitty position. Of being like as a friend, like you're feeling like you don't want to be a fucking snitch. Like who wants to tell like someone's parents like yo, yo kids doing drugs like you don't want to do that shit, but you also don't want your friend to fucking die. That was one of the more interesting and worthwhile scenes in this episode. It was short. So it's kind of hidden but that was a good scene that tells us interesting things. We didn't know before which is that Lexie was aware. R of how

44:05 batteries drug problem was. Yes, and threatened to do something about it and almost it and didn't follow through. And then now, we understand that Lexie must be carrying like a significant amount of guilt because we're almost died. Yeah, actually, didn't do anything about it, which makes sense an interesting bit of development for her as a character. It is. And it also makes sense that she was so willing to like hand over her piss to rule. I can season 1 like do all these things for her and kind of like look out for her. So like kind of like, not That aggressive.

44:36 Like had her back because I think she just felt really guilty. But also it was a good friend. Yeah, interesting, but I'm really excited. I'm a human Lexie's. Kind of someone. I'm I'm rooting for. Like I really, I don't know. The new fave this season. I know she's coming up. Rue is off the rails. She was always are fit to give us some credit though. Like I've always said like Lexi's, like she's got it together like at the Halloween party, showing up like being funny and being Bob Ross. Like she's always kind of like hot her shit. She just got Like so little screen

45:06 time and now she's like really getting the feature which is fine. Favorite the sees it wouldn't have made sense for her to have all the screen time and season one. Yeah, right. It's well, I mean, they could have written it differently. But whatever. I'm not like mad about no, but I'm glad she's in it now because she's definitely my favorite this season. She's for sure like the The Golden Child of. Yeah, she's coming up. She's becoming like more herself and we're just getting to see more sides of her. So that's dope. Yeah, so fucked up that Rude. Ditches

45:37 jewels to hang out with Elliot and lies. She says, she's at an AA meeting. Wow. Yeah, we have those modules is just at home and she was supposed to have dinner with jewels. And, you know, Jules daddy. Wow. Yeah, cuz I thought he was making that meal is slaving over the stove and then she's like that. Sorry. We can't make sorry zadi. He's like his rear coming over. Like that. So fucked up. I'm sorry, but usually, I'm team Rubicon. I'm really like not liking her behavior.

46:07 Yeah, also. Yeah, we had the, the return of a few, a few characters this episode. So we got baby back. Thank God, Colman Domingo. Yeah, lie back and then love Ali. Who else? They're really sir. There is what I'm thinking about it. I don't know. I forget ewell's, but yeah, Ali is back in the mix. Ali knows room ain't doing her shit. No clean. And now he's like, he's at this, their Hips close enough where he's like getting involved and

46:38 he's making a play to to involve ruse mom, which I like attention. That's smart. Yeah, of course it is. He has like now I was like some kind of a trump card that he can like play and he's not going to play it right away, but he has like, yeah, but it was for he's like, I see you she can I see when I'm watching like into the mom and olly relationship and you mentioned while we were watching that you saw that coming. Did you really like in season 1? Oh no in season one. I don't, they don't even show them. I don't think I mentioned

47:08 it. Oh, I thought when you said like I saw this coming, I thought you meant like no, I'm not like once he wanted to meet the mom. I was like, I wonder if there will be some like development here that would like simultaneously, like give him like a little bit of a play on Rue and also like if she's a I don't know, she's a bang and single mom and he's a recovery. Yeah. It was I feel really bad for the mom. The mom is there is Mom's a good mom, like she is. Trying really Troublemaker. I know.

47:38 It's like, ruse, like your worst nightmare as a parent. Yeah, I just mean, I don't mean the mom ever does anything. That's unreasonable. Like I feel like if anything she's a really good at handling the situation. Like she gives really like her freedom and doesn't get too up in her business, but maybe give are usually gives route too much for you time. But I used to say yeah, she's trying that stuff. Yeah, for sure. But yeah, I'm really mad at Sardis fucking situation. So Alex is fully like sauce about Elliot like you did not even give

48:08 bad intentions. I don't know that. I think he has bad. Intentions. I'm just skeptical, think he's just self-serving, not bad intentions, but like, I like this girl. So I don't really care. Like, if she's doing drugs, I don't care if he has a girlfriend, like I'm just do, think it's kind of self-serving. I think he's just a little, I think. So. Yeah. Was that his mom who's joking with on the couch. So, the clearly home life is interesting. Yeah, smoking with your mom's name and relationship. Yeah. That's it. Not necessarily like the best mom. Also brought up a point, though. She was like,

48:39 you don't have any friends like she was obviously, like, I don't know if that was literal or if she was just like talking shit. But like that made me wonder, they're obviously hinting at it being like a romantic thing. She's like, you never have girls over here, like, totally, but also, he seems kind of like a loner. He doesn't seem like someone that has a ton of friends, ya know. So, I don't know, we'll see where this all goes. They kind of hint that like, Jules and him end up being homies at some point. So, I'm this is what my hopes

49:09 are or not. They're not even theories. These are just like my optimistic hopes. I hope that I don't want to love triangle. I hope that if anything like Jewels instead of getting angry, she tries to like incorporate Elliott. Like, okay, I get it. This is your homie. I'll try and be friends too, and I hope like him and her have a fun friendship. And I think that'll throw like a wrench and like ruse intentions, because it'll be like, Well now I can't like have one-on-one time with this person. I quote unquote, don't have a crush on really

49:39 have a fucking crash on. Well plus if he can get on board with being like rude, don't do drugs. That would be helpful. Yes, because now he's the main drug source and what are you doing coke? I always wonder like, what's going on? I'm really smart and Coke, you think they're Startin something? Because can we do? Once I bruise is rude, is added to the all drugs about so dumb, but what is it clear? She doesn't do heroin that, right? Just in that last episode. I think that. Yeah, first time because before that she was like, you're like,

50:09 kind of sauce about heroin. Yeah, so she just does like, you know, all the she does. All the drugs that man. She's always swimming every drug. Yeah, just kind of do. I thought it was interesting. It was kind of sad to hear her say that she feels like she can never be herself. I think. In my mind, I immediately was thinking not of you in relation to drugs, but just like how you've told me like through High School. Even College, you had a really tough time, like you just had a tough time like social anxiety, like a lot of people do and I thought

50:39 it was like, sad that she was just like, I don't even feel like I could like, be me without drugs. Like I need this to like Thrive and like talk. Like she was, like, I would never have talked to you. Yeah, I felt like that. I've never felt like, I need drugs like be. I just thought though. I said without drugs, though, but sometimes you do need like Look like courage or you need something to like not so much anymore. But for a while that was definitely a thing. Like, you know, when your youth not now you're totally cool now. But like oh for sure. That's definitely like a real thing. Yeah. I think a lot of people can

51:09 relate to that. 100%. Yeah. I was pretty like like crew said, I was like, definitely for a long time. Was like cripplingly. Shy. Yeah, I couldn't just talk to like someone let alone like a girl. Yeah, anywhere and just like feel comfortable. Like if I was just like Sober. Yeah. Oh my God, like just not gonna do it in the first place. I wish I was shy. Growing up. I was annoying as fuck. I was hyper bouncing off the walls. What? Yeah, you were. I'm just saying, I immediately thought of you and she

51:39 was talking like that because I you've always told me that like, in high school that was tough for you. So I made me sad for her a little bit. That's tough. Yeah, for sure. The roux is a true. She's like after in three like real drug addict like oh, yeah, it's the real deal for so. The episode ends on kind of a, not an epic note. I guess the only excitement for me was the ending scene of Nate. And Kyle, having this like one-on-one only because I love seeing Cal like fucking shaking his boots over this

52:09 shit. Like I don't do you think he did they hit and see someone that he Kyle knew Nate knows about all this shit. All the side shit. I don't think it's, I think this was kind of like the first time they've talked about it openly, even if he had suspicions. This is the really the first time it's a Between them that he like, fully knows about all this and new kind of power play time. This is the only time. I'm not saying like, oh, I like Nate, like this makes me like feel good for him or anything, but I did think it was like, in a way lie back. I must have felt good for him

52:39 to find the Bauer played him. But in classic made fashion, he lies about everything and also he's just bluffing because he doesn't have the disk anymore because now Maddie of this. No, but that's a power play. I mean it is but he can't even though it doesn't know where it will. He does know Maddie Halima Hassan. All right, or do There's no way like Maddie's the only girl in his room. What he just thinks like it's gone. I don't know. Maybe that little brother snuck in and got it. The little brother. We still don't fucking know who little brother is. We have confirmed. It's not true though.

53:10 Well, they did hint in the season or episode 3 recap that we're going to get a little cow backstory. So who knows? Maybe a little sun will be in there somewhere. Yeah, Cal it'll be interesting. We also see the we've already seen the cows going to get bandaged up. Are and I'm just really hoping that both Jacobs family members get their ass beat by pheasant. Well, in the new listening Peak, you see someone hit. Yeah, I think I was a stray. I think it is a strike, the shotgun. You can't

53:40 tell, but I think it's a sure. I think it was I love, I love the feather that Nate and Cal came out. Pheasant. Both of them. I think are gonna get fucked up hopefully. Well, here's I'm praying. That's all. I hope so too, but that sucks up. As I said be like, Walking on eggshells ever fucking cow. Oh, meatballs training in meatball has so much to say, we can't do one podcast episode. I'll be balls. Hot takes

54:12 a meatball agrees. Meatball was like, fuck cow. Yeah. Yeah, so I think I do kind of for Nate for like half a second there because I'm like, I I think it always feels good. If you hate your parent, which I hated my mom go. Absolutely can always feels good to kind of like own. Your parent have something to hold over. There was an interesting line that they said. You can't do anything about it if you hate your parents, but if you hate your kid, you only have yourself to blame D palette. We're gonna see why you met me. He remember the

54:42 clothes. So? Well, did you bring that down? And you just know that? I don't know. It just it was just as though. I know I was, I'm impressed. I could never quote shit. I always say things wrong. I never had the right words. I make. No sense. What did I say that you were laughing at? I was like my prediction is that little son will be like a song that comes out of him. Hooking up with a woman and you were like, well, duh. Yeah, every every Sun comes out of looking up with a woman.

55:14 I meant maybe you thought of wedlock like maybe he met someone having a family photo and he's gay so or I don't know. I don't know how to accurately. Describe Cal's sexuality. The five pack makes it look like he was in the dudes in the past. Now. He's clearly in the lake. I would guess. Closeted game trans closeted gay would be my guess because oh, yeah, you're right. I don't know fuck. I don't know. Yeah, I was. But anyways, there we go. Anything else? Well, bringing this episode, or should we get on the?

55:44 Let's do superlatives. Cool. Before we do, I will say that this episode continues my theory about this, being kind of the rock season, the title of the episode. Dode was out of touch, which is I mean, I'm sure that the name of about a million songs, but probably the most famous is the Hall and Oates One. Okay. Also, this episode was fucking out of touch, quite literally. I don't know that, I can call it like the classic rock season, but it's like General rock music from like the 60s to

56:14 80s. It seems like. And that carries on here, even though they were very few songs in this episode. In general. There were still a good amount of like yeah, you know. 70s. But I agree also, there's not. I feel like the even like the Labyrinth score is all like repeats. Like I thought, there'd be some new like yeah, Kim's. But there's a lot of like and I don't care one during the credits of this episode. That wasn't bad or near the end. Yeah. No, I'm not like picky. I'm just saying, I ain't there like

56:44 using a lot of season one music. Yeah, nothing that like blew my mine. All right. So best-dressed, mine was, it was hard for me to decide. Side, I said Jewels, but then agreed with you when you were thinking, like, see, I give it to Lexi for the pink like checkered. It was red and blue. The checkered were like the only time with the white lace like bib. Yeah, it's like pink and white. Yeah. Pink and white like

57:14 plaid like skirt. And that was a good look. That was I think you told me I was meeting you. Yeah, Heidi Bivens the costume designer said almost Of Lexi's close this which is funny because you also told me that she said that they were trying to dress the characters in realistic clothing that these characters would actually wear and I have a hard time seeing how Alexia high school or from like really, not a rich family with a single mom who doesn't want. Super Mama drinks like, Two Buck, Chuck, everything Lexi doesn't have a job.

57:45 So, where is she getting the money to pay for me? Is a mystery. She looks good, though. Okay. Yeah, for me, it's Lexie, but I will give a shout out jewels, to jewels Jersey. Yeah, I like that. That's why I picked that some Australian industry work. I'm putting called Perks and Minnie and I also do a big turnaround from last season. I'm going to give some credit to cat. I think, I don't know. I was going to say, I don't know why I didn't see this earlier, but it's because I didn't see the movie earlier, but we watch Ghost World in the past

58:15 year and having now watch Ghost World. I'm like, ohh cat is almost always dressed like she's from yes. Also, that's a great movie shot out if you ever need something to watch. This weekend. Yeah, so yeah, cat. I did like two of her outfits in this episode. She had the the cramps shirt and then I like I didn't think that outfit looked great, but I love to see though. I liked it. But I liked the one when she was on the bed having the fantasy about the yeah, is it the red cardigan with like the feather? Yeah. She'sshe's has

58:45 like a like 90s like Gen X like thing going on Gen X. Like Indie, like, comment for sure. Girl look going on, which is a good that works for her. But I also I like that. She's staying away from this like Hot Topic. Vibe. She had season while the like fake Mall goth. Hot Topic thing was not a good look. This like vintage store, like sweaters. And skirts thing is a better look for. I think. Well, I've been to, like, Susan want. It's obvious that she's trying to like, she's going through some, you know, some shit. Like, she's really trying to figure herself

59:15 out, and I think if anything like her clothing, now speaks more to like herself, then, like trying to be something else. Yeah, do we think that she listens to the cramps? I find it plausible. I think so. I find a because I like Kat believable. I think out of everyone is like even though she's struggling a ton. She's always like the most witty in the most like she's on her shit. I feel like more meaning like she has like common sense. I think everyone is like always like fucking up and doing really stupid shit and cats like come on. What the fuck like when Maddie was

59:45 like, I would look so hot pregnant. She's like Bobby. Come on like shut up, but you don't exactly like, she's the one that like it has. Is a little more mature, I guess so, yep. But yeah, all right. So how about were stressed Cal? And there's a little swim trunks calendar haters. Always looking so boring. I think, for me, it was maybe maybe face. She was looking every bit, the like heroin hooker part, but didn't have any of the fun

1:00:15 anime like vibes from Louisville last episode to complement it. Yeah, maybe I'm some kind of bad outfit. The outfit Maddie's wearing when she said she was just, she was pregnant is pretty rough. And when she's babysitting she has some like pink. Oh my God, that's really bad. Either thing on. That was pretty hideous. So actually, I think I'm Gonna Change it to Maddie because that babysitting shirt is pretty awful. No, I like it because it's Maddie's kind of like, Paris Hilton the Richie Vibes to me. It doesn't mean it's a good I know, but I think it's a kind of iconic. It goes with her personality.

1:00:46 But what's next class clown? I'm sure Class Clown is BB hands out for me, obviously, be be view is so great. She's obviously, she gets like 10 seconds of screen time and she has like, one of the most memorable lines. That's what I'm saying. Like, she left an impression. Yeah. We need more bees screen time, for sure, Justice for be being on the podcast. We gotta get around and keep saying it, but I want A manifest. It go at the fire. All right. So who was your Bailey episode day of the episode?

1:01:18 What's yours? It's Lexie for me. I think I was just gonna say I was like, hesitating because I'm like this with you think I've, I was kind of bummed on this Reef as are going to be like the, her pheasant ashtray, like the real power Trio of this. Yeah. I was kind of bummed because I thought she was gonna like say something at the gas station. I get that she was scared and shocked when Kyle came in. But I thought for sure she was gonna be like, Fez like Careful because like I true because she's gonna hook him up a little bit because they made her storyline. She was like, I always regret what? I don't speak

1:01:48 up. So that moment I thought she's gonna shine. She's gonna say something. She's gonna be like, that's watch out or like, say something and she didn't do it. So I'm a little bummed. Yeah, so, baby episode. Yeah. I'll just stick with like, see that? Just because I like her. All right. I'm here for her Miu Miu looks and her Vibes and all right. How about the the big purple dirty rat bastard? Kathy Kathy, yeah for me. It's Cassie because Cassie even though it's neat and we're all like you fuck this. At the end

1:02:18 of the day. We all as you for Ian's, have to remember that like Maddie is her best friend. And when you say you have a writer dire, you actually mean it you don't fuck their ex. I don't care like it's just it's really fairly the axe girl because she's like already talking about getting this is an abuser. Yeah for me. It's actually real this episode only because She has worked so hard and been through so much trying to get Jules. And now, she has rules and she's just immediately fucking it up like aggressively and blatantly and not

1:02:48 just for the drugs. So, very disappointing disappointing. This is losing a lot of sympathy for rear here. Don't even that always happens though. Ones. Who will get what they want. They find any way to fuck it up. I don't know. They do. We'll see. I'm like they do you like we'll see? Well, I don't know. Maybe she won't talk about your shit together. Palmer though. Cassie arou. Maybe they need to like, go bowling. They're the ones I need to go bowling and talk some shit out season.

1:03:19 Okay, so usually we do basketball, but I think we're gonna eliminate the section moving forward because no one is really a good. Couple know if there ever is, it's always the same people. It's like, it's always like ruined Jewels, a boring now on. It's always gonna be, like, Lexie and Faz, so butter fun. You know what, I choose. I just thought of this. We'll end on this note. We won't will discontinue the couple's superlative. But for today, I'll say Cal and Cassie in the pool. That's why

1:03:49 Ellen crowd Cassie's pregnant belly. That's couple, is pregnant. Cassie with Cal. Yeah, we can. If ashtray and BB ever hooked up, we can bring this category. What was that mean? We saw it was funny. It was like BB and Faye need to be like my sophomore year. I was like, if these two hooked up, everything would be like done and it was like media, which Destroy their energy combined with like destroy the world. He has great energy. Yeah. Okay, cool. I think all that's left is song of the week

1:04:19 best song. Yeah. We were both saying that was one disappointment was there wasn't like a ton of new music. Yeah. This episode was light on music. Honestly. My favorite song of this week was also featured in last week, which is the right on down the line. The Gerry Rafferty song, which I'm surprised. They used two episodes in a row, but the other one that was worthwhile mentioning to me. Was the she it's call. Was that the band? She or something again. Can she sings the rain or something? Yeah, but yeah,

1:04:50 that was a good song. Other than that. I thought it was interesting that we saw some hyper pop and Euphoria this this episode. She was riding her bike and it was like it was That was like steroids or something. That was a particularly awful ever pop song and I actually

1:05:20 like something hyper pop but that was awful. There was no mention it to be good. But I mention it to be like, oh look like hyper Papas and Euphoria because that's obviously like the most that makes the most sense like poison hip-hop more than classic rock or whatever. The fuck like that music is the most closely aligned with Euphoria, aesthetically. Well, if you don't have anything else to add a superlatives sure, fucking down. Okay, well you for Ian's. We're going to start a new thing. We like literally part of this. We're all drunk

1:05:50 you segment. Yeah, I think we're gonna do this. Well, no, I know we're going to do this thing. We're going to do change our minds bitch. What that means is your minds, better prove us wrong Bitch. I'd change our minds bitch. Okay, obviously change my mind bitch. I love you too. So bring that Maddie energy, you know, call us out. Tell us if anything in this episode you were just like Alex and Paige are so fucking wrong about that or if you just have any dissenting opinions. We want to

1:06:20 know. I'm going to put like a Q&A tab on the episode on our website as well as just like in our Instagram stories. Just like honestly, I won't shout out your handle. If you don't want me to. I don't really give a fuck if you want to be shouted out. Great. This is your chance. You get your exciting chance to be called out on. So euphoric. So you're a little bit like my dream is to be like called out. I'm like, that's what. Really sweet. Like that's so like Xiao Yu out gonna go fuck. I know it's like very like, nice. Other

1:06:50 like, we're not that special though. But yes, I would love to call your handle if you want to hear it on the Pod. But yeah, leave us all your opinions. Tell us what you like. Even if you agree with us, great, you can even ride that but we mostly just want you to change our minds. If you think of that where that in the end, where the guys behind the booth that's like change my mind. Like, yeah, we have strong ass opinions. And if you feel that were wrong about something like we're not infallible. We're all very to be one episode and we already proved wrong about Lexi and if as I know I listen, I'm at us

1:07:20 and tell us tell us what were wrong about and, you know, maybe you'll change our minds and maybe you won't will clown on it. But like there's only one way to find out. So yeah, so I like that. So we're going to do that. And so next episode will definitely be digging into that. But that being said to like, obviously, if you are a loyal listener and, you know, Alex and I we don't give a fuck, like, go all-in like be like, Pages fucking wrong, like, don't be soft. None of this like PC internet bullshit come

1:07:50 at us. Like I actually want to like, like fight me. Yeah, that's why. I mean I won't like a good like rebuttal. Like I want to like, talk it out. So yeah. Don't feel bad. Like no hard feelings. Just fucking go at it. It'll be fun. Fuck. Yeah. So next episode change. Our minds bitch will be a section after superlatives, and we'll go over some shit. Other than that, the usual be sure to, you know, In a drop episodes every Tuesday, 10:00 a.m. Eastern time. Don't miss it top. Those

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1:09:50 doesn't make me worried. No, not like, I'm not mad about like, red flags. I'm concerned about the show. So just kind of man. You know why I'm at? Well, I won't go down, but it's also because the show just has such high quality that even when you hate it, the cinematography, some point, everything like comes together, so, Right. Fuck, I hope season two is strong there. Like Bring it on. I want all the shit on that now. Wait, wait, before we? Before we end, I do have to drop something. I don't want to manifest it into the air because I'm scared, but

1:10:20 I kind of think that's because gonna die. I'm sorry. I do my kind of drunk. I don't want to say it out loud or the sign-off gonna drop. I think Fez gonna die. I think they're going to fuck us over and they need something, really dark and heavy to happen this season. I feel like best gonna die and like the finale episode. Yeah, like something really, like, I could see him getting shot. I don't know if they're gonna guess. Who I'm gonna like. Leave us hanging who got shot. And you'll be like he's dead and season three's, like, back in the

1:10:50 store like hustle and drugs and show. No, will see. I can see it. I'm yeah, I could say it. But anyways, cheers. That's so fucking euphoric. Yeah. Cheers. That's a fork. See you next Tuesday. Yeah. See you next Tuesday. Bitches. Bye. Bye. Like today's episode great. We love that for you. Be sure to hit that subscribe button. Leave us a Pockets review, on Apple Spotify or wherever the fuck, you listen to US Weekly and be sure to follow us on Instagram

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