Episode 1-Let’s Get High Transcript

00:01 Hello, you for Ian's, I'm your host page laser. And you're listening to. That's so euphoric. I'm the ultimate super fan of the most beautiful fucking show to ever exist on the planet. Euphoria, Euphoria is a Fantastical. Look at Teenage Love addiction and identity. Set in a neon, stoked, Suburban dream world. It's one thing to watch a show and truly fangirl over it, but most would say have absolutely taken it to the next level after watching the series more than 10 times. You could say I'm an

00:31 expert in all things before area. And this weekly podcast. We will be deep diving into each episode providing you with the hottest Spidey, Main Ingredients will include sketchy drugs. A lot of high school dick, creepy, Motel, dad's X, excessive drooling, and Glam that will make your jaw drop. As we all know, Euphoria gets down and dirty and we're here to give you all the tea Episode by episode. I'm here with my co-host, Alex, who also happens to be my Dumb, Stoner boyfriend,

01:02 just getting but actually he's fucking smart and is here to boil the tea with his criticism, weird facts and snarky unpopular opinions. It is crucial that we recap season one and season. Two is literally right around the corner. There is no time to waste. Let's Jump Right In and let's get you for it.

01:50 Hello, you for Ian. I'm your host page Blazer and I'm here with my boyfriend of 10 years, Alex Miller. What's up? Alex? What it is girl. So it's it's I would say it's good but it's fucking crazy. Right now. We up here and coronavirus is rampant. We were self quarantined in our apartment, but it's Corona time. Yeah, it's not only is a Corona time. We have goblets of I'm in

02:20 front of us. We have Euphoria on the TV and we're making a podcast about the best show that's ever existed. So I mean honestly is self-quarantine that bad I have to say no, it's not just say absolutely not. So anyway here. We are Alex and I actually recently moved to New York in October. So we haven't been here too long. But so far the experience has been quite wonderful, especially with coronavirus going on. It's been just absolutely. Absolutely,

02:51 life-changing. Don't you just love Corona and the Big Apple. I really love nothing more than coronavirus in the Big Apple full-time. So here we are. We're just, you know, we're going to embrace our inner creativity. I mean, we've just got so much to say so many opinions. Oh, we got to finish. Yes, Alex and I are probably the most opinion opinionated. I can't even speak. I think it's the virus kicking in. Opinionated

03:21 people you will ever meet. So truthfully we are just here really to die. Dissect Euphoria. Give you the tea, gossip talk shit, you know, just all the, all the fun shit. I mean, do you have anything else to add to that about us? I feel like, as we go, people will learn our personalities, but the only enter. The only other thing I will say about us is I, you know, I'm obsessed with you for it's literally a religion for me. I absolutely, I just love it. I've seen It about nine

03:51 to seven and nine times, who knows? Who's counting, who cares? But like, it's absolutely my favorite Alice. I feel like you've seen it about. I don't know. I think I've seen it like a total of like three times all together. Now if it's definitely more than that, but on that road, I feel like he's just, you know, trying to play it cool at all three times. Like one complete. Yeah, maybe like scale like patchy ones. Yeah, that's true. I'll simply rolls in high. Like he'll literally be like smoking in the kitchen and then we'll come in. And I'm watching. Like my sixth time.

04:22 So I feel like you come, you come into it a little bit every now and then. But you've definitely watched it probably like twice or three times fully through. Yeah. Anyways, I just wanted to kind of get that background because we are absolutely experts on the show. So I think we should just, you know, it's time to get euphoric and just fucking dive in, grab those scuba masks and into this content. So let

04:52 us begin. I mean, let's just break down the episode. We start out with some really crazy shit. I mean, speaking of coronavirus. We literally start out with World crazy events. Yeah, speaking of Corona, Euphoria jumps us straight in there with 911 with 9/11, which is like probably the most applicable modern comparison to you today in Corona to literally what we're living through. I mean, I feel like I can really relate To the show. But yeah, we start out

05:22 essentially with a crew in the womb. She's being born on her mother's vagina. It's actually really graphic like it's really graphic. But we love, we love it. We're here for it. Like honestly, speak for yourself on that one. I am not here for the the gore birth. No. No, we are here for it. Women are strong, her mother's pushing her out. So she's out. So the whole, you know, first segment of euphoria, really, just breaks down what's happening in the world. It's kind of setting you up setting the tone for The show essentially like

05:52 I would say in my own words. It's showing like the chaos of what we're about to get into. Yeah. I mean we got like seconds out of the womb. We find out. She's been born like a couple days after 911 or whatever like yeah. What is what is the bearing of 9/11 like on the story? You know, like it's like that was like her parents couldn't even enjoy her being born because they're essentially like watching on TV the rerun of The Towers falling down. I mean it's dark but like do we do we think this is like for sure. Knowing anything in the story, like our her Sables,

06:23 like the Twin Towers that are gonna Crash and Burn. I think it's more, just that I think it's playing into ruse, like, multiple personality issues and her mental health in a way. It's kind of like, saying, you know, from the beginning, it was chaotic. So they pretty much essentially are introducing us to ruse character which Zendaya plays. She's an absolute Queen. I mean, I can't even start to talk about her right now or this podcast will go into like two. Our mode. But we are introduced to her character.

06:53 It's pretty crazy. Your parents are like essentially learning that she's bipolar. Is that the diagnosis that I should know? I was times, I think probably, I don't pay attention. I found paying attention to like the clothing, the makeup and like the funny shit. I'm not really like caring about her mental health. I know. It's so awful. I don't really care what anybody says like so why she's definitely obsessive-compulsive and I think also bipolar. Yeah. Well anxiety, a lot of But yeah, so then

07:23 as she's growing older we're kind of getting this like primer on the context. She's born into which is just kind of this era of like very common depravity. Like she's in like middle screen positive. She's getting text saying like I'm a rape you cunt. I can't believe that. Yeah, there's zoom in on her phone and she gets that tax like, yeah. She's probably like 12 at the time or something when I was 12. I think I got my first cell phone which You, I wasn't even a lot of text off of. So to get a text that says

07:53 all I'm gonna rape you. Like, that's sorry. That's way too much. Yeah, and then we're let it's happening today. So that's weird for us. Those were older so that to me is just absolutely. Like, I shake to my core thinking that, my child could get a text, that says, I'm a rape you, and that's casual. It's yeah, they just, they do a good job. Capturing how casual this type of stuff is. And then like, you know, later she's at school with the lockdown drill, and there's no nice way. Video. I have to pause, I don't care if it's side note like, lockdowns.

08:24 It's so sad. But when I was a kid, I fucking thought lockdowns were so fond. Did you not? Like, I thought it was like scary. Like they're like, imagine like a killer with a gun walking through the halls and then you gotta flip the tables over. Like it's fucking joke now. It's like fucking terrifying and you're like this could really happen any day. Yeah. I mean, I'm sure kids still joke about it because everyone has a dark fucking sense of humor, but it's also much more likely that that shit's actually gonna like happen. Total these days. No, I'm saying. I just, I had to do a little like, throwback for people that are all right, and because honestly,

08:54 kids, these days, like they actually have to be scared of that. I was never scared. I was like eating my lunchable behind the table, like, cracking the fuck up. Yeah. But anyway, yeah, exactly. So yeah, we got it. We, you're right. We got this like and not only an introduction interviews mental, you know, illnesses. But we also see the environments that she's being brought up in and they're fucking treacherous. They're awful. I'm is also just kind of like the modern condition for like they don't exaggerate this. Just very like, kind of how it is. Like it's like very casual,

09:25 sadly. It's not exaggerated. We would always say that Euphoria of literally is not exaggerated. Like this is the real deal. Yeah. I mean some, I think some aspects of it are exaggerated. But this all is very like accurate. None of this like feels exaggerated. Yeah. So, I mean, I don't know, on from that. What happens next? I mean, I feel like once we get introduced to all of that. I think the only other noteworthy part like, of this, Yo segment is that we find out that ruse name is spelled r UE and like

09:55 I feel stupid for this, but I always assumed her name was Roo like a kangaroo and Ru e is the word Roux, which is a word that just literally means regret. So how fucking dark that? She's born like two days after 9/11 and her mom is like, I'm glad my name is maybe regret like geez. I mean that is a very Alex way of looking at this because you're like darkish. I mean II, here. I am thinking. Oh, look, really baby, really like the little kangaroo. Yeah, you

10:25 spelled it the other way but instead they spelled it the way that means regret. So you basically like what you heard, anyone know your child like regret like yeah, which is a fucking burden for them to Bear because it makes you feel unwanted. Like told your mom was, like, I regret having you. So I've literally branding you with the name, regret like Jesus. Alex has spoken aggressive. That's. And that to make, though. But anyways, so moving it, are we got our little like Beyonce song and do you get

10:55 the title card? And like there you go Rouge credits for wind. It's like her alone Euphoria and lemonade Pisco the vinyl player and I'm here for it. I mean, anytime you hear Beyonce's voice. You're like this is gonna be a good time. So she's she's playing. You get the summer Vibes. It's very clear that we're gonna. I don't know. I to me, it feels like summer in this scene. It's very much. Like we're going to see Rue essentially, which is weird, because I think it's when she's about to start school. So

11:26 it's like some of the leading Jewish schools we're talking about when she's getting. Are you talking about when she gets out opening crabs? Yeah, that's summer because right after the opening credits, is her getting out of rehab, totally. But I'm saying she's getting out of rehab and going to school. She had went to rehab for the summer. Yes, which yeah. That would one shitty way to spend your summer in rehab, right, but also, I mean depending on the rehab if you're saying that like fucking Malibu Crossings like you might be Be having a great summer. I don't think she was like an okra and so she was like, eating rice pudding and

11:56 having to go to, like, Bible study. I don't know. I do actually at that's really stupid, of me to say, I don't know what happens in rehab. I mean, I should probably be there. I drink more than anyone, I know, but I mean, I think it depends on the rehab but like, yeah, we're gets out of rehab. We get some, we get to see that I'm very passionate about because it's obviously the end of Summer at the scene and I feel like they did a perfect job. Capturing the In conditions at the end of summer because like, the end of summer does not look like the beginning of Summer. Well, actually,

12:26 California September and June. Don't look the same. Like that lighting is so different and they do a great job, capturing that it's like late summer. So shout out later. Let's loves pointing out like the real technical shit, which no, I'm not making fun of you. I'm literally like no, this is like, I'm woke for this, I like it. But yeah, that is interesting. That's something I would never catch. So I mean, I'm glad that you were just looking for pants special. Good job. Yeah, no for sure. So opening credits happen. We're introduced to her getting

12:56 back from rehab and essentially like go straight from react, buying drugs, right? Well, first she sees Jewels for the first. Oh, yeah. I'm so sorry. I missed like, literally the best part in the show. Okay, I'll all set the tone picture of this ruin, the car with her mother and her. I almost said her daughter. It's her sister in the car together, and we see Jewels for the first time. She's riding her bike. She's looking like Sailor Moon.

13:27 It's like hazy. She looks so beautiful. Anyway, she rides her bike, right by the car, and her and send. Daya, I'm sorry through whatever. I'm going to intermix the names all the time. They essentially make eye contact. I personally, Ox knows this, like, I shed one tear when I watched this because it's the first time you see ruined Jewels, essentially, like cross paths in terms of just seeing each other. That's it. No real interaction, but it's kind of like curiosity, like you can kind of tell they're both like, well not

13:57 Jewels Ruthie's her. Yeah. It's kind of like, hmm. Who's this? Like Sailor Moon? Baby. My brown shoes. Honestly, like who does? Yeah, and then she kind of looks away and it's like, man, I want to do drugs and I will. Should I do? Yeah, then her mom talking about how proud she is of Being Sober Andrews. Like all right. Oh my God, I love that part because everyone can relate when your mom's like I'm so proud of you and your head. You're like, I'm so drunk right now. Yeah, just like I am like literally hate you. Uh-huh. But yeah, that's a great saying. Her mother essentially

14:27 is just like, I'm so proud of you really like, this is gonna be a whole new chapter. Sure. Andrews like, yeah. Is that new chapter begins and then Rue heads to the the old gas station to buy for some drugs from a boy shot. The local Chevron shout-out Fez. Co-working in the chicken shop before you for. Yes, and it was real nice. Angus pulled off the literal streets of the chicken shop. Yeah, for super fans that don't know that literally

14:58 Fez character. He was scouted out by a casting agent. Working at a fucking chicken shop like talk about dreams coming. In true. So all of you that think you can't get anywhere in life. Yeah, I was gonna say. Yeah. Bruce got a great fucking alien shirt on during the scene like an alien playing soccer or something. She heads into the the case go buy the drugs presents a freezer. The freezer. Yeah, so we get introduced to my favorite character. Personally, ashtray,

15:28 who's like this little like five to seven-year-old boy and like a drug dealer like Marmot jacket with the tin. Tim's and shit, he kind of looks like a little post below. He's got the face tats and he's selling drugs out of the back of the freezer at the gas station and he's got like crazy like Pharmaceuticals from China. Okay. I will say really quickly because I don't want to go like, to off track, but I will say, Alex knows this. The first time we actually watch the show. We were together the very first time I've used the pilot and I honestly,

15:58 this was the only thing that made me question even watching the rest of the show because I was like, this is just I can't, like I fucking a five-year-old selling drugs out of a freezer at a gas station and like, they're not getting caught, like nothing's happening. I'm kind of one of those people, that's very realistic. So, when shit like that happens, I'm like this could never happen. This is Dom, like, no, a seven-year-old doesn't have faced at that is selling Pharmaceuticals out of a freezer at a Chevron like that just doesn't happen. But Alex has kind of made me alternately on the other sides of it alternately.

16:29 I fucking love this moment because like, a, it's just funny, but also, like, beer immediately like thrown into Realizing that this is not necessarily like realism today. We're going for something a little more like Fantastical here, like more surreal. Which I'll talk a little bit about in a moment. But this is kind of like your first introduction to the fact that this is not just like a straight-up like realism. Yes, and then one more thing to cop off before we kind of are done talking about this, weird drug

16:59 scene. Is that essentially, this is kind of sad for Rue because she did just come out of rehab. From serious conditions that will come up later, but I don't know, it's just it kind of sucks that like this is she's literally going immediately back to like buying drugs, which I mean I can't blame her like honest-to-god. Wouldn't you after being in rehab Alzheimer? Like I would have to get my hands on something so I don't blame her but oh, I we almost forgot Nate. This is when we're introducing. I didn't forget

17:29 shows up and just from like second one that he's on screen. Green, you're just like God. Damn. This guy is such a fucking dude. He's stoic shit from his first leg Moment On Screen. You just fucking hate this guy like he's awful. He's gonna guy that he's the guy. I don't even really know. Actually. No, I do know. I did know people like this in high school. I did not associate with them because I was above all that, but but, I mean, seriously, he literally so super tall is definitely like got the jock build,

18:00 and, but he's not. I do like this about mates character when I say, I mean, I do appreciate that. They portray him. Not your stereotypical jock. Like I think shows really do a bad job of showing how shitty jocks really are. I feel like they only like lightly touch the surface. Meaning like they'll show a jock like throwing a slushy in someone's face in the hallway and you're like that, like wasn't really how it was where Nate like they perfectly depict.

18:30 What a real like asshole is like, yeah. He's just a, he's just The bottom of the monkey Barrel. Yeah, and then he immediately proceeds after being a total fuck on the screen for the first time to run Jewels off her bike like on the road with his truck. I can't like Jesus fuck. He literally runs her into the fucking grass. He throws. He doesn't throw anything out of. He just he pushes her right? No, he drives his truck like close enough to her that she crashes into a Lon which let's all remember this. If they try to redeem Nate's character in season 2, which I hope they don't

19:00 he's irredeemable. Yeah, no shit is on fire. I will agree. This is like the first of many Unforgivable. Absolutely, but yeah, he is right off the bat, it's bad. So that's so that's a lot and the first, you know, the first scene of it getting to know Roux and really it's just the a good. It's a great intro to the new characters that we're just gonna keep talking shit and delving into. Alright. So after Nate's fuckery, we get some

19:30 some time with jewels and she is trolling the old, huh? A app or whatever, the off-brand version of grinder, that's amazing on the show. It's the talk about what that means. No one knows what the fuck you're saying. So we were laughing because in every fucking show, like Nickelodeon Disney, whenever someone gets a tax, they always have some fake, a sap. Like the pair or the slap, I think was Victorious. No, I'm serious. Wow, and Victorious. Remember I told you, I liked what I worked on that show. Ariana Grande was on that show.

20:00 They had literally an app that was like called The Slap which Is like, isn't that like an STD of some sort? If I clap, Jesus mixing up my STD's know, it was called the slap. But anyway, so we were calling the app that Jules is on and Euphoria Humper. Because it's grinding like off-brand grinder. Yeah, it's awesome. So yeah, Jules is the sitting there scrolling through Humper. She's getting offers for the old p and pumping through a. Yeah, and then

20:31 she gets a message from someone. With the username dominant Daddy. Okay, look from across the room because, yeah, I'll let me explain. First of all, I was probably drunk because every time I watch Euphoria, I'm like, at least a one word drug all 729 times. Wasn't I was not, sometimes I was high. I know. But you've what I'm saying is you weren't drunk or sober page,

21:01 like idiot moment. I thought the username. The that, what's his name was using Cal was using? I thought it was do me and Daddy. I thought it was spelled eom. I am daddy. Instead of dominance. I was really confused and Alice. And I, when we were, like, literally starting to do this podcast, we were, like, trying to break down what you want to talk about. Alice was like, oh, let's talk about how funny it was, when Cal, like, text her from dominant Daddy. And I was like, no, no, like that's not what it is. It is it is domion

21:32 Daddy. So so long. Long story. Short Cal is known as do me and Daddy around here. So I mean, we're talking about cast. No, I that's my goal for the rest. The podcast. We're not even going to say cow or not going to say needs Dad. We're just going to say, do me and Daddy or dee dee dee dee. So the Big D D old. Do me and Daddy here. Since her a pic, which we got a good laugh out of on our re-watch because he sends her like a chest body shot

22:03 of like a very Pasty. Like pale gross, weird, dad bod. Dad bought, it's like it's pretty dad. I don't even know, like words cannot explain how horrendous this Grinder from Sorrows a photo is but what's so funny about this? And what makes this like non body shame. He's that they show the actor. Eric Dane shortly after this and that is not his body in the picture. Absolutely not. I mean, for all the super fans will also all the super fans know that

22:33 he the guy that It's for Kyle. What's his name again? Yesterday in there Dane. He's in Grey's Anatomy and all the girls like so hot. Trust me, the body they show on that photo is not so hot. No when you see his body like shortly after it's not him in that picture which is like fascinating. This is like the greatest mystery because like why did he catfish her with a picture? That's not him. But his also like worse than your body. If you're supposed to catfish people with like good pictures, not like ones that are like grosser than you real are in real life. Absolutely. And also we

23:03 will be posting this photo. Of dummy and daddy in our Instagram. That's so euphoric about handle it at the end of the episode. But trust me, we will plug that bod. Yes. So like was this like intentional or was it like a weird fuckup? Who knows? Anyways, she gets that text and then she's like, yeah, I'm gonna go meet up with him. So then we get like this great scene where she's riding her bike and it's like you love the scene. Yeah, because I think this sort of like playing

23:33 into what I was talking about earlier. With our boy ashtray, we're starting to get a like glimpse into, like the fact that this show is more of a Dark Fantasy than it is like realism or a drama because average like MTV show, but it's also not, it's really not like anything we've seen before and I know others might argue but like there are a lot of shows out there like skins. I don't know. You can have a bunch. Like there's a lot of shows out there about teenagers in high school and they are never

24:03 accurate. And they're Some never fun like this, in a way where it's like really actually dark and pulls other influences. Yeah. It's definitely like making an effort to be more of like a more Fantastical and it's got some like the score during this time. As very Danny Elfman Vibes. It's kind of like Edward Scissorhands e. You've got like the weird they like they meet up at this like motel that's like kind of just in the middle of the suburbs and like somehow she was able to ride her bike. There is weird for Oakland everything. So spread out there not in

24:33 Oakland there in like Well, they're no fun. No. Yeah, really? Yeah, I thought they were in like the middle of nowhere near Oakland. Hmm. All right. Well fact, check this moment ago. I might be drunk but I'm sure that is like this weird Motel. It's just kind of in the middle of the suburbs and all the kids ride bikes everywhere, which is very like, stranger things. We've got like music that doesn't, it's kind of from all different eras. Like they're listening to like 2000's hip hop up there. High School parties, but like we know from the phones that it's more modern. Wait pause. That's how I know. It's

25:03 Oakland because they Oakland. My foot baby, let song, but will the whistle. Yeah, an immigrant family in New York, how they all point to themselves. Hmm. Now they do. I start. All right. It's not important. But it is Oakland. I think. Anyways, so yeah, we were getting like the intro to, like, all this stuff with the bikes and the week writing like purple, like purple lit. Like synth wave Motel scenes. Like we've got the five-year-old selling drugs. I've got this scene very early

25:33 on of jewels. Really like doing acid together before they know each other. Just introducing this idea that this is like a little more than just like a show about teenagers. Yeah, which is which is a big point of like wine interested in this show. Oh, yeah, that's it was my heart because I'm obsessed. So for Alice even so he's somewhat interested. It's a big deal. It's a big fucking deal. Alex is very hard to please. Yeah true. So so then

26:04 Jules is getting Ready for a date. Oh my God. Yes. I love when she's getting ready. So she's in her room. She's getting ready. This is really, really random. But Alex, and I, of course, as you do, when you're preparing for such a creative Outlet. As a podcast, we took notes and we watched the episode. So she's getting ready by the way. She's wearing the tights that I wore to my holiday party. So I feel like I should get credit here. Like I'm just such an influencer in that way, but I love it. Okay, but really on the real. She looks hot

26:34 as fuck. And Puts on her lip gloss and I know this is really strange but like, ladies, if you've done this, like, let me know. But like she does this weird thing where I always do this, but like you use your finger to apply a lip gloss, but then I'm always wiping the excess lip gloss on my jeans or like I don't even know if I'll rub it on like the back of my neck. Ooh, Alex things that's really weird and gross but like what she does is like way hotter. She like puts it on her lips and licks her finger like a lollipop and I'm like that is so hot. And in that moment.

27:04 I was like I might be lesbian because I think Jules is hot. But like Alex thinks it's really nasty that when I apply my uncle's I'm like wiping it on, like my ass on my jeans. Yeah, just a little bit. But anyways, I love that scene. I don't care what anybody says. I just think, I don't know why. I literally took a note that said, hot when Jules applies lip gloss. So she's getting ready to meet up with this Dad, Big D, D. Dummy. And daddy, will do me and Daddy, and then she gets a text. Yes, so she got the tax. It's like putting

27:34 Text, what's in the text, Alex? She gets a picture from do me and Daddy of a bottle of cooks champagne, alongside two plastic glasses, basically like enticing. Her like look what I've got inside waiting for your message of that know, it's literally just a photo just like just a photo of cook. Yeah. It's like come up to the room. Look what I got. I got a fucking five dollar bottle of champagne and two plastic glasses and One

28:04 that knows Alex. And I and I really mean this our friends know this. Obviously our new podcast followers have no fucking clue what we're talking about. But we are Cooks number one fans cooked. If you are listening to this podcast, please sponsor us. We you could use the branding a be like we would be the best influencers for your brand. So shout-out Cooks through. So there's like a long history of us with Cooks. So we both kind of like died when this when she gets husband died. We literally laughing so hard. We had to Rewind

28:35 the show because there I was crying laughing. Like, so, for those of you that like, don't know, for those of you that don't know, Cooks is like a cheap champagne. It's A Step Above Andre. It's like five to ten dollars a bottle and I don't know why but sometime in college this became like our drink like of choice Pages. Literally wearing evolved, the literally I everyone's always like why do you love cooks? And I have to kind of stop because I'm kind of like why wouldn't I? It's beautiful.

29:05 But like, I'm also like, I actually don't know. It's have no answer. There's a lot. There's a lot of reasons but like Pages, literally wearing Cooks at our wedding. Like, that's how much we love ya. And right now Pages, wearing a vintage Cooks sweatshirt that I got her off eBay because that's like, how into Cooks we are. So this shit is hilarious, but like, as much as we love Cooks Cooks is not like good or impressive. Champagne. No, So it's like what eight

29:35 dollars maybe in New York? Oh, that is one thing about moving to New York. Yeah, they fucking price it up here. It's like $8 here in California when we were buying that shit off the Rocks. Like 1109. Yeah, the West Coast. It's like $5. Yeah. And whole East Coast like 11 and 12. New York is labeling Cooks as a luxury therefore. It's $11. So, I'm kind of here for paying more because it's like, I'm paying for Quality. I am paying for quality and California. Everyone's like, who the fuck? Drinks. Clerks, as disgusting,

30:06 as it's five dollars in the yard. They're like, woo, like $11 Cooks. Okay. Anyways, I, this is a moment where we need to pause for a second because Alex actually literally just spiked coronavirus and Nothing is Stopping Us. Nothing, Alex went ahead and bought us a beautiful bottle of cooks that were about to open right now over the mic. You want to hear that pop. You want to hear that fizzle in honor of our first episode. And and this this particular

30:36 moment in the episode we had to do it up big we had to hear let's hear it everyone listen cook sounds like nothing else watching my video sound that's special know I could have come in my ears because I'm wearing headphones. Oh, that was fast rapturous, but honestly, the crisp sound of a Cook's opening is like no other. Oh wait, Didn't they? Get the viewers can hear that the viewers the listeners? They can hear it. I'm not used to my. I'm used to being an instagramer

31:06 where I say viewers, but now I have to get used to saying that the listeners. It's a beautiful sound. All right. So, you know what? Allison are going to Cheers. It's our first episode of our podcast that we are just so proud of and you know what? Let's cheers and let's say that's so euphoric. Let's say euphoric. That is Cook's euphoric. That is just so euphoric. Oh, my Let's cook this. Great. I wonder what, how long it's aged. That's fresh. Just fantastic. Yeah, it really is.

31:38 So anyways, that was quite a moment. That was a moment. But anyways, this scene is, are you a euphoric moment? And also we do need to be better. Like we name the show that we do need to be better about saying when a moment is euphoric. Like it sounds cliche, but like it's very important when something is so crucial and like exciting and stupid, we need to I say like that is. So that's active is definitely. Yeah, so this was a euphoric moment but to like unpack this a little bit this scene like reveals some key

32:08 stuff about our boy. Do me and Daddy. That's pretty interesting. So like Revelation number one. He's the definitely just like straight-up disrespecting Jewels because he's basically like you don't warrant even like, it's embarrass. You don't want more than like a cheap bottom shelf champagne. Like he could have gotten there like the nondescript like twenty dollar bottle from Trader Joe's. It looks At least leg looks fancy. He just went straight up for like bottom shelf. Oh, absolutely. It's so embarrassing. It's like, okay, here. I am. I'm on

32:38 Thumper thought I will said bumper bumper. I'm on the thumper up and anyone, I mean, come on, I mean, you and I have dated ten years. So to be fair, we don't know what it's like to be on an online app, but I'm sorry, you've got to be a fucking loser. If you're texting someone, a bottle of cooks with plastic glasses. At least, if you're going to entice someone with the beautiful luxurious, Cook's? No. No, at least have like some nice China or like Crystal like, yeah, exactly. So, like cops step

33:08 two here is that he's disrespecting, not only Jewels, but he is disrespecting the cooks by putting it in plastic glasses. You know, like absolutely it Cooks deserves better and then like, just on a third level of disrespect. He's really disrespecting himself because this guy clearly has money. He could be drinking better champagne, but he doesn't care. Doesn't talk down. Oh, he's not a doctor, but he's definitely a no. In the communities that architect, I think. But he like doesn't care enough about himself because he's like job site. Alex, is only seen the show twice. He's like

33:38 an cows, and architecting like construction or something. He's like a developer. Nate's dad is a developer to factor something. He's only he's on constructions. Yes, you seem on construction sites. Yeah. I thought it was the doctor. I mean Grey's Anatomy. I'm sorry. Show crossovers. So, like, clearly he has money. So he's kind of disrespecting himself to, you know, he really played himself by not buying himself a better. Ooh, champagne for this occasion. And for those of you that are bored already like, get over it. This was very important that we discussed. The complete, the complex issue of him

34:08 sending a photo to Jules. It's not a dick pic. It's literally a bottle of $5.99 cooks and two plastic glasses. Let's remember that ladies. So if you get that text and you get that photo sliding into your DM, I mean part of me is like fuck. Yeah. This is great. Another part of me is like are you fucking kidding? Ding me. Yeah, unless you have like a coltish love for Cooks like us than this is. Just straight up this week. I was just gonna say like, maybe two

34:38 people being Alex, would be stoked on that photo. Anybody else like Run for the fucking Hills if you get that photo basically, so then we get on with things and they have their they're very creepy. Sexual. This part is really deep. I mean you for a super fans know this. But anyone that's nude listening to this podcast and maybe might be watching the show. For the first time. This seems probably the hardest you'll have to sit there. Oh, absolutely. Oh, the hardest in the show, I think so. I mean, it's really tough to watch.

35:09 And it's 40 year old dad, essentially, like thrusting, his dick, and they're like, we had some discussions about whether this was rape or not. It's like, he's robbing banks with everybody's like, it's from behind, and it's a lot and it's very rapey. It's not like romantic. It's not even like, oh, like I get it. Like she likes older, guys. It literally Like a rape scene for me. It's really hard to put as a woman. It's very hard to watch. I mean, I agree. And we looked over like everything a lot after

35:39 this scene, and it's hard to read from Jules reactions. It's very complex. And it's hard to read whether this was like rapey for her or not. Or if this was like more what she's into because we never really get like an explicit reaction from her that confirms or denies anything either way, but it definitely has like some pretty creepy. It's a whole I'm out thing and like the aggressiveness of it and like obviously that's like it is. He said already puts his like finger in her mouth and he's like, suck on this or like Cecil

36:09 and I mean, obviously he is, but the dominant daddy. So like much of this is to be expected. I think to answer. She expected much of that. But yeah, like I said, I know it's like it as a woman, I will speak on this because I think it's okay for me to say, if we're going to get like serious for just half a second because this podcast is not serious at all. We'll say like sex from behind already is very like degrading. Even if it feels really great. Like it's like your face is in a fucking pillow.

36:39 You can hardly breathe. Like, I really mean this, like even if I am like enjoying it, it's like wow, I'm literally being mounted by a man with my face, like in a fucking pillow. I can't breathe. Like it's already. So, like intense, so to be mounted as like a high schooler by a 40 year old fucking My dad who just fed. You cooks? Like I'm sorry. That's a lot to digest. So when I say it feels rapey. It's like yo Allison, I've did a

37:09 10 years and not to be TMI. But like if you're fucking me from behind it already is kind of like a God. Okay, I'll do this TMI TMI. It's like, okay, I will suffer through like barely being able to breathe so that my boyfriend can orgasm, but like if it's an excuse me, I'm kidding. I'm totally kidding. I mean, most the time I enjoy it but I mean But once again, what I've circling a back, if it was like someone like uh, your dad's age doing that to me, I'm telling you right now. Like that's not enjoyable.

37:39 And any woman that says it is either fucking lying. Well, we can't say that like many everyone experience has their own Vibes and guess, there always things and she's clearly so and they don't know that much. Don't don't like disregard her sexual agency here. Like she's fairly seeking out. Dominant men for this type of of encounter. And while we don't know, like the particulars about how she felt about this encounter. Like I think it's safe to say like she at least has some idea of what she's into

38:09 and I don't think it's right to say like that doesn't work for her. Like I'm not dissing her at all. I all I'm saying is I just for me as a girl, it's hard to watch. That's so you're right. No, I'm not judging her. If anything, that is why Jules is such a fucking bad-ass because I do think she actually gets some kind of pleasure from it. I think, for her. It's like a Dominant thing, which is odd because for me, I don't understand it but to each their own for her. I think it's a very empowering move and we'll get into that later because she

38:39 does talk about it with Roo. Yeah, let her do her thing. But then we my other take hot take from this scene. Is that like who knows? But to me, it feels like Nate's dad being such a macho like fucking asshole. I feel like he's we think do we think do me and Dad he's gay. I feel like he's probably gay and goes for Trans girls now because he is not comfortable in his masculinity enough to accept that he's gay and he's got the family and everything. So I feel like how good? I

39:09 feel like you couches his gayness by like soliciting trans girls, maybe because he's not comfortable enough to be like I'm gay. I have been cool. Have to explore that later. I think it's definitely a thing. Doesn't want to fuck his dad Alex. Just shut up. Now TBD, that's not a thing. All right, so that when I get to the part where essentially we're jumping into the party scene, which is the last final scene of the show. We see Rue. She's literally

39:39 stumbling to the gas station. I've already talked to Alex mother's, I took notes on it. I love this part ruse literally stumbling. The girls roll up. This is when we're introduced to My Favorite Girl Squad. I feel like these girls are my best friends. Hey, they are because Sydney Sweeney and I are Like, on a personal level. At this point. She is not there though. Oh, you're she's out in the car. No, damn not. Oh sure. Yeah, it's just it's Janice cat and Maddie.

40:09 I'm this isn't there. Oh, you might be right. She want with me. Yeah. Sure. Never mind. All right scratch that. Anyways, we meet half the girl squad which every girl that watches Euphoria like this is like the moment. We love it there in the car. It's such a good depiction of girls in high school. It's literally I mean we've got Janice Let's see. Sorry. I'm laughing because the girl that literally none of us know her name. She's always drooling

40:40 are no. We do know her name, but we'll say it later, but it's the girl. It's always drooling. She's kind of Ratchet and she's all. She's a part of the Girls Club, but they never talk about her. So there's cat Maddie. Cassie and Lexi. Those are like that's the girl squad. Plus ruin jewels, of course, but then we've got this random ass girl who's always wearing like a bra and is drooling. And so Alex. I call her Julian Janice cause they they never say her name and she's really dope. She's always like in track suits, just like drooling

41:10 and being ratchet and looking like, she's probably like are like Russian consort or something. Well, it's her real name. You do you remember? Yeah, her real name in the her name in the show is bb-but. I don't know if they ever say that on the screen and if they do we missed it, we missed it. So we call her Julian Janice. Oh, so Janice, the Jeweler doesn't matter that scene. I just love. I just wanted to Bring it up because it seems really fun. It's kind of like when you're in high school and you're partying having a good time. So essentially they come over and I love this part because Maddie literally

41:40 looks back and goes. Is that a true? And everyone's like? Yeah, why. And she's like, I thought she was fucking dead. Like everyone thought she died because of her drug overdose. But nah, she's there. The gas station. So they ask her if she needs a ride to this party Andrews. Like fucked up on drugs at this point from earlier in the episode. So she looks at them and because yeah, and she's like, Laughing. So it's great. Literally, right? Like we're watching it right now on our screen as we're doing the podcast and she's about to get picked up and I love it. It's just cute. She's

42:11 ready to party. Also room is looking good in this scene. Really has got like her, like shiny gold jacket, and her like shiny red, like velvety like sure. The top then pants thing, going actually. Also they're all drooling and that is something that Allison. I cannot relate to because I'm sorry like the young folk these days. I'm in people, our age. Definitely Jewel. But I'm saying, like for our time, you didn't jump into a car with a bunch of people to go to a party and everyone had their own Jewel. That was not weird cloves and cigarettes. Yeah,

42:41 we're smoking Camel Crush, unlike absolutely. So I love like, I really enjoy the scene. So anyways, moving on, we get to the party. It's poppin'. The party is hopping. Yes, we get to the party. We've got a really great usage of Smart House. Think smart house and all of his friends doing this Firehouse Dan stuff from chart. I'll stuff. A Mystique. It's so funny of Nate like

43:11 threw his jacket off and just started doing that dance. That would be amazing. No. Oh my God, this perfect to this. There's the black eye on Smart house. So it could be me and McKay. Oh my God. This should have done that. Oh my God. I'm Cassie could have been the girl at. Those are cardigan in the house plant. Oh, yeah, that's something that is anyone watching or when we gotta keep NG watching anyone listening to this podcast? Probably hasn't even seen Smart House. You haven't seen Smart House. You're doing your song. No favors. Go to Disney plus smart

43:42 house. Anyways, moving on. I went there at the party now, they're using. We got a really great usage of Good Times by Jamie XX. Yeah, you got the fluctuating volume. That's like really simulating what it's like to be at the party. Not only that. It's also what it's like in the volume is muffled, and it's It's also what it's like to take for me. At least. It's like it's the experience of taking drugs for the first time and like you said, being

44:12 at a party and kind of having everything goes silent. But having like the background muffle and almost being a little paranoid, but not enough. Yeah, I think it's like, you're a little nervous because you're like, why is everything like kind of quiet? Why am I like in the state of mind? And then it's like, oh, like the music kind of creeps in and then you did. Okay, and sometimes you're like hyper attuned to the music and other times. It's Like, it's not even there. Exactly. Yeah. So also, we will, we will absolutely plug that song and our Instagram. We're always going to update you on all the best hogs in the show because there's so many, but

44:42 it's like hard to even keep track of, of course, using on. So then we got McKay, is talking to to his boys. The the football, boys and know to be fair. This is, before the part of this isn't, right? In this year right around this time, though. So everybody's giving McKay, they're like pre-gaming for the party. Everyone's been giving the KO hard. Of our being in the Cassie because of thanks for the insects video that's out there about her, and McKay's response to them. All, giving her giving him a hard time about

45:12 her. Is she's cool guys. Like she likes cars, literally. Wait, let's rephrase. That literally, they're all watching a practical porno of her. Yeah, and they're like, wait and he goes, guys, stop. I don't don't call her a whore. She likes cars. It's cool. She likes cars. He doesn't incite on call her or he doesn't Even though he does know, he does just like she's calling her that he's like, no, she's cool. She likes cars. Like he's like in his mind his great defensive. How he's gonna win over this fucking team

45:42 of douchebags to this girl and like change their opinion on her is like no, it's cool. Like she likes cars like they're all going to be like not one ounce of her character shows that she's into cars. Like when do we ever? She seems like she'd be in the car? No, when do we ever though in this season of euphoria. Get the hint that Cassie's fucking researching cars. This is so stupid. True Romance, which I would say is an unexpected turn for her character. So, if she's into True Romance, I would, I don't find it

46:12 under management in your Halloween costume right later on the show. Yeah. Okay. Are all the wing costume later in the show is a reference to Alabama from? No, I don't think I'm sure which is like a pretty like colty like movie. It's like Quentin Tarantino wrote it but even cars involved. It's got a bunch of like great, like kind of good actors actors like, oh, yes. Yes, that too. And I'm sorry. I don't mean to interject but I will say another really cool part of the scene that we definitely wanted to at least like say just in case, super fans didn't know. It's so cool. When ruse

46:42 really high and we get the Jamie XX Vibes, the filmmakers actually had a rotating hallway. And so it looks like she's really dizzy and she's like really high and fucked up but really they actually had a hallway that rotated and people were velcroed to the ceiling of it. Yeah, they did the Inception thing, right? Yes, so Really cool looks of your W. If you're re watching episode one, for those of you that aren't super fans, if you watch is really high and it really does appear like, she's kind of like dizzy and his like,

47:12 essentially crawling wall to wall like Spiderman. And it's insane because it's actually a set that they built and like it from a nerdy point of view. Like this costs, a lot of money and takes a lot of time and all the actors essentially have to be hanging upside down velcro to the ceiling for like sometimes, like, not not. Even crazy. But sometimes like minutes at a time, which if you've ever hung upside down, that's treacherous. Like, I don't recommend it for anyone. Also, they're obviously they're not drinking. They have red cups. They're empty. So not

47:42 only are you hang upside down and you don't actually get to enjoy like drinking Cokes or anything of the sort. So terrible that I just wanted to throw that in. I think it's kind of cool like fuck. That's I hope those extras. Got paid a little that's why Euphoria so amazing. They really go the extra length. Yeah, truly they really do. I mean, it's a movie about a TV show. It's Lily of It's very cinematic, which is one of the things I appreciate about it. Anyways, see ya sometime during this scene. We also get the reference where Rue is just straight-up. Admits the cheese, an unreliable

48:13 narrator. I won't go too deep into that. But like keep that in mind for the rest of the show. Most of what we see through the show is through ruse eyes. And at this point, she's basically said she's unreliable. So everything kind of comes with that again that like Fantastical Mentor that are of like who knows? If this is actually what happened, like we It's all kind of like absolute. It's all sifted through her like drug-addled Vision. So who knows? No, that's a good point. It's like we can't really rely on what she's telling us, even though she's the narrator because she's

48:43 fucked up all the time, which is kind of like me in this podcast. You can't rely on what I'm saying? Exactly. So then we get the best part of the whole party best, which is why I thought, oh, sorry. I was thinking. Another moment. I was well, my state, my personal favorite part of the party scene is When we get to what I we've dubbed, the other reject room, yes, we have named it, the reject room. So that's the awkward room at the party where we've got the collection of, like, all

49:13 the lake shuffled off like weirdos that like probably shouldn't be. There is that? So we've got there about. Yeah, they're like invited by a friend of a friend of a friend. We've all been there. So we got like the idiot like twins in here. We got no t0 and Tamara, excuse me, Tio and tomorrow, you know, the two black twins. Yeah, so we have lamb, they're both Total games leaving until tomorrow. We got cat in the Trader, Joe's shirt. We got Nick Lovin know, you went into that way too fast. So we've got cat who,

49:43 by the way throughout the show is really great fashion valve. Alex got a really like laughable kick out of this. As we are watching. I was like, what the fuck? Like cat deserves better. Like she's literally in a fucking shirt. That looks like she just walked off her shift at Trader. Joe's, she looks sweaty. She doesn't look good. Like, I'm sorry. That's not fair because guess what it's always the bigger girl that gets the most commentary. So why not? Let's make her look hot. Let's not put her in a fucking Hawaiian, extra large t-shirt.

50:14 Let's maybe like Let Her Shine Like II Trader. Joe's Hawaiian shirt is not doing her any favors and this is coming from a guy. That's a big fan of a good Hawaiian shirt. No, but I'm just saying like she has great fashion throughout the show. I know you have different opinions, but I think she does and in this moment she is not shine and she's a little Like a sweaty Trader. Joe's worker. So anyways, so we got the rejector. I'm they're also can another I'll chill and I'll be back. The other member of the reject room is fucking like this Mick love and want to be who for some

50:44 reason. Thought he should take his shirt off. Even though he has like the schlubby is like white as tasty as far as disgusting. He's got his little, like, peach fuzz mustache. So this room is just all around sad, like it's just sad because they're literally the rejects of the party, but they're all conversing. And anyways, make love in the On the beam battles like a total. Fuck. He essentially starts. Enticing cat in a Trader. Joe. Sure. And is being a real dick. And is like, have you ever like, do you know what it's like to like, suck on a guy's dick? Like, I don't know what he

51:14 actually says, but it's something along those lines. It's so annoying because it's like, literally, if I was in that moment, I would literally have to be like, are you actually asking me this right now? Like I'm trying to drink and have a good time. Don't ask me about what sucking dick is like, it's not that great, like, shut up and said camping bag and like do your thing, but instead Said she's like yeah, let me pop this trailer from shirt off. Well to be fair. She's dealing with a lot of confidence issues. So her character is very complex and us. Women can understand like it's really intimidating for a guy to be like. Do you like to suck

51:44 dick like that? I mean, it's even if it's McLovin, even if it's like peach fuzz schlubby more hair. It is because she feels very, she doesn't have a lot of confidence. So for her anyone that's like asking herself that. It's very intimidating. Yeah, but to be fair, I think, I think she handles herself the best she can. So we don't need to go too in depth because I think You can talk about that another episodes because her character is so complex. But in that moment, I feel for her as a girl. It's really scary to be put on the spot. I found be asked if you're a virgin, all these personal questions. So she ends up fucking

52:14 that guy which is really awful. Whoa. Yeah. True, she does but we do find out a little later, but she said we'll talk about it next episode. It's a deeper dive but I mean wolf. So too. Will Deep dive. I think my jaw hit the floor when they found one you find out later in the episode. She fucked my club and like I thought maybe it was gonna Be like, I, she sucked his dick. Like, no, it's worse. I know, I know. But let's let's do diving with this episode. Also, during this scene just quick shout-out, we get a flashback to a scene, where Jules has green eyebrows, which is the only scene where they ever

52:44 show this in the whole show. And I don't know that it like super works for her, but it's a super interesting, like worthwhile fashion choice. And it's funny that of like all the makeup in this show. That one doesn't ever really get any recognition because the green eyebrows is all Rosabelle move. No one sews a super bold move. No, but I'm saying You're saying oh it wasn't picked up. Well, no shit. No one's trying to go out and die their eyebrows green like. Well, I don't mean it that way. I just mean like Herman, I mean respect. I mean it more in like respect to like the costume like and the makeup Department stuff. Because

53:14 for this one, like five second flashback of jewels, they were like, let's tie our eyebrows green like hugs, never comes back. Like so that's great. I love it. So to wrap up the end of this party scene. It's obviously very intense. A lot happens and for you super fans, you know what happens, but the end scene we won't really go to the Deep into it. But it is the most epic, it is literally when Jules just owns fucking Nate, and it is so epic. And I'm sorry, like it's so powerful.

53:44 And I know, I think I skipped a part we wanted to talk about, but I don't even care because this is so important. Nate, essentially bullies jewels and puts her in a fucking corner and is like what the fuck? Look, I didn't invite you here. And he's like, a total meet had and she literally like she She blows me the fuck away. Alright. Slits. Her own wrist to the bards girl, eating. Yeah, and not just slip. That puts it in his face and it's like, what was she like smears it

54:15 on him? Yeah, just some years ago. I was like, well, like Pagan witchy and like smears her like she like marks him by like smearing her blood on him, which is just like supremely badass. It's all a badass. He's literally begging like a little fucking pig. He's fucking scared. She has. She's like gonna cut him and he's fucking scared of it. It's Kyle of it's just good and it's a moment for anyone that's ever been, you know, the underdog in high school. It's a really empowering moment to watch in a show. We've all wanted to stick a knife in a jocks ribs, right?

54:45 Like abso-fucking-lutely. Yeah. So anyways, I like I said, there's not much to do like other than watch it and you'll feel the same way. It's such an empowering moment for jewels as a character. That's fucking great. But the only other thing that we really quickly wanted to mention was And real and Fasco have a little talk on the couch. Yeah, they're talking outside and it's a great. Like I think this scene is worth, mentioning it for me because Fez Co is like believably

55:15 Stone in this scene. Like he's like super out of it and she's trying to get real deep and he's just like, I'm too stoned for the look. I love you, but like I'm too stoned and I like it because like so often in like movies and TV and stuff, being stoned, like is depicted as being like, You're fucking like wild like almost like drinking or like MDMA or something and he's just like so like low-key like a merely speak is so out of it. It's just like I'm too high for this shit, which is a much more accurate

55:45 depiction also not to like burst your bubble. But also we do have to remember that. This is really a moment where we can all relate if you actually do smoke wheedle often, which is when someone sits down and starts to tell you a really like Deep story about their life, which really does. She's literally going into why she went to rehab but like why is she drinking? Convo? Not a smoking know. When you're drinking you can kind of like, overlooking go. Haha. Like you drinking are Mangal deep on

56:15 it and be okay with it, but when you're smoking, that's just like too much. It's like, yo, I want to be talking about like funny shit. I want to point to someone across the room and be like don't they look like Gumby from that show? Like exact it's like you're stoned. You just want to like Giggle and talk about stupid shit and I try and I have your Nike, it like super fucking Darn, no, not at all. Yeah, so that part's very realistic and we appreciate it because it's once again, it just tells you how much, how much the director puts into the show and how much research is done. How much, how

56:45 much chicken shop boy, brings to the scene? Oh, absolutely. It could be the direction. Sure. It s. Also, the writing is great. Yeah, it could just be that. He's like that type of, dude, like, that's what it's like to be stolen the party, which to me seems believable, but I'm just pretty absolutely. No, I'm saying like that. I'm providing you for on that, like they're literally making this. Most realistic show, possible by literally pulling someone out of a chicken shop who gets hired the time so that they don't have to act like they're high. There actually are high because they get high all the time. I like get what that experience was. Like, you know, it's it's

57:15 great. So the only other thing I wanted to talk about was obviously after Jewels, so it's Herbert. So after Fusco and we have to talk Jules that service. She doesn't think smears her blood. I mean she's had a night. She went from drinking Cokes out of a plastic cup to essentially bleeding down her fucking arm. Arm and smearing it on a jock, talk about night. Oh, yeah. She walks outside is clearly very frustrated, like anyone would because it's like, yo, I did this really bother thing, but like no one's really like, you know,

57:45 high-fiving me for it. She walks out grabs, her bike and guess who's there to greet her. Real. Well, rear goes out there to say, like, hey, are you okay? Cause I'm saying she's at a greater. She's literally sighs. Hey, are you okay? Yeah. He's like, we're just kind of dope because I feel like you and I especially like Alex and I like getting dirty on this, like, our relationships kind of similar. Like, we both are kind of outcast in a way that looks more. So than me. We're, those were like the weirdoes at the party. We're always like,

58:15 the weird Outcast. We always have different opinions, were always kind of like, the standout group. So, for someone to, like, come up to it. Here and be like, yeah, we are you like cool. But not in like a thirsty way more. Just like, are you okay? It was just a really cute Mama. It's clear. It's clear that ruse and trade, but she's also like she cares about jewels from, literally the MS. They meet the great. So it's a great scene. She jumps out, you know, she's like, what are you doing? Like, where are you going? And Jules is like, I'm going home. I see,

58:45 my wrist is like bleeding. I'm going home like our to the ER. I don't know. Yeah, and we're essentially He's like, can I come with? And it's such a cute moment because in that moment, you could look be like, nah, dude, like I'm trying to go home. I'm wrist is like pleading, but it's cute. Jules is like, okay, like she doesn't even think twice. She's just kind of like, let's do this. Yeah, they fucking hang out. It's cool. I know it's really casually like an ago. I like it because it's just not forced and I know that's why Euphoria stands out nothing's ever forced. It Feels So natural.

59:16 So essentially they have this really cute moment and roo roo jumps on the back of jewels Parker. The front the back, I'm still make sure I get the right. She jumps on the back there. Ride home. Alex has a weird weird qualms with this part, but just not that many when they get a deals house. Like the stairway and her house is so wide. I don't understand. I've never, I've been in so many suburban homes in my life and I have never seen a Stairway that was like, six or seven feet across

59:46 like this one is it's fall. So like I said, we are completely unimportant but fascinating totally. But But it's a really emotional scene. I mean, they're riding the bike together. She still has, like, tears. Staying on her cheeks. Like Julia, Stiles. Like cleans her up when they get to the house. It's very intimate. Very intim, and really takes care of her cute though. No, it's not like sexy. You're like, oh, like, who a little sex is all romantic tension. There is. But I'm saying it's not like your average show where it's like, oh you like we're about to hook up. It's like, it's sweet.

1:00:16 It's very gently. Like I said, it's organic. Its those stairs are wide as fuck, you see. Sorry, we're watching a show in the background in the stairs are fucking why that's stupid. You know, they are not that important. But y'all agree with you. I just like I said to end to end our discussion of the episode and itself. I just think it's so beautiful that it's organic and I love their relationships so much. I just, it's never forced. It, never feels phony, it's never cheesy. It's very much like two girls meeting

1:00:47 and really like honestly exploring their sexuality and trying to figure they both come from Such different backgrounds. So I just, I love this intro'. But that being said at this point, the episode ends with such a great quote. They literally are laying in bed together. She's done like taking care of her, fucking broke ass risk. That's bleeding down her chest wrist. Whatever. I'm drunk. I'm drinking Cooks. It doesn't matter. She's bleeding. She

1:01:17 takes care of her puts a bandaid on it. And really looks her in the eye and says Want to get high. And that's the end of the episode and I'm not sure what's a better end to an episode. Wouldn't you agree? Alec? Perfect. I love it. It's such a good ending. Yeah, so we also get the like the weird reveal about our boy. Do me and Daddy a little like rape right before the actual episode and you're right when she's walking stick. You see that old. Do me and Daddy is also a

1:01:47 dipshit Nate's dad. You're right. Oh, yeah. And they also has a two brothers as revealed in those family photos and we meet one of those Brothers later, but who knows what's going on? And we'll Deep dive into the aspects of Nate's family, because it is fucked for sure. But I mean, I guess all I would say is at the end of the scene. It's beautiful. It's really rude. Just saying, hey, wanna get high and like, yeah, it's fucking great. Yeah. I don't want to, like I said, well Deep dive into it and next next

1:02:18 episode, but I will say, I love it. I mean, I just think it's such a It went and on an episode, it leaves you. It's a cliffhanger. It is a cliffhanger. And now we're going to get into the next part of the show, which is at the end of every episode Alex. And I have collectively decided that we're gonna do some superlatives for those of you who are not educated from never been to school and don't know what that word means. Alex, take it away. So superlatives are those silly

1:02:48 things in like high school where they're like the best couple like Like the like Class Clown, like they're just like the fucking silly ass Awards. So warranted, they're always fucked. Yeah. The right person never wins, but the right person is going to win the right persons gonna fucking win. On this podcast. We have decided on a couple categories and for each episode. We will be sharing our soap, individual choices for these superlatives. So our categories are best-dressed, were stressed,

1:03:18 the Bay of the episode. The big purple dirty rat. Master of the episode, the Class Clown, the best couple and the song of the week. So we're just going to take you through those real quick with her. Thank you, deep dive. It's a will take you through real quick with our choices and then we'll wrap things up. So first up best dressed, Paige, who's your pick? A stress is Jules hands down, for me. It is, I'll briefly tell you why. I mean the like I said, the one tear that I had while watching the scene where she rides her bike, should

1:03:48 say, Sailor Moon. She knows how to apply that lip gloss. She's drinking. That cook, she slitting her wrists. And while she's doing it. She looking fly. I'm gonna disagree on this episode. I think Jules is going to be my choice for almost every episode. But in this one, I'm gonna go Roo. I think her the gold and red party outfit is very Glam for her. And Brad is very, it's very flattering and it's way glamour than she usually looks. I think she put nails it and no offense to Jules but none of her outfits

1:04:18 in this really in this episode like really came together for me like the way They do in some of the later episodes. I mean, that's fair. We're all the way from me. Came out were stressed. We're stress. I think we both agree. It's Kat. Oh, yeah, cat so cat everywhere. Decide. It. Looks like she got off her sweaty shift at Trader. Joe's, she's wearing the Hawaiian shirt. It's just not becoming for her. Yeah. It's a disappointment. All right. How about your band? The episode Bambi episode for me is Jules. Sorry. And I'm doing it again. But now same the, the arm, the

1:04:48 red, the arm cutting and the wrong blood rubbing. Like it's too much. It's perfect. Yeah, great. I mean if you cut your wrist and you rub your blood on a douchey ass jock, unlike the douchey Astra, the most, the king, the king of the school, and you put your blood on him and make him cry, like a fucking baby in the collection at a party and shit. His pants. Like I'm in your dumb in life and you can't really go up from there. Jules. Bam. Yabba, sewed. All right. Big purple. Dirty rat bastard.

1:05:18 Oh my God. Wait, I can't believe that we have a section called the big purple dirty rat. Bastard. Don't even ask why that's the name, but just essentially understand that it's Lily. The shithead of the shows. The worst. Who's the worst for me? I mean, Nate duh. Yeah, they'd for me to fuck him Nate. I mean and honestly like I'm the second he's honest about the superlative don't you think it'll be the same for every episode or maybe it'll change. I think it'll change episodes episode. Okay. Well for now, it's Nate. He's a piece of shit will be some like favorite contenders.

1:05:48 But yeah, I mean any Super Fan or even someone that's watching for the first time? Nate's. Absolutely the worst. So next class clown, funny funniest of the episode. I don't know. It was yours. So for this one, I have a odd Choice, which is do me and Daddy only because of the cooks he will, he is not a funny character. He'll never be funny. Yeah, but him texting a picture of cooks, as like, a serious enticement to a young high school girl is fucking hilarious. Okay. Well, then, you know what?

1:06:19 I'm gonna 2nd mass m. In this case. I agree. I'm just gonna go off of years because that's fucking funny. I mean, I'm here. It's fucking funny. It's funny. Alright best. 'Well that's couple in joules. So for me a couple though, so maybe that's not fair. They're like together fun. You know, what spend time together? You can say two characters with spend time with that but I'm gonna disagree real quick. I won't go into it too far as I don't want to go to into it. But McCain Cassie are mine and

1:06:49 we didn't talk about them a lot, but we will next episode but there's kind of a clown for the like cars thing. So my vote in this episode goes to Maddie and the pool guy. All right. Okay, we can I really think I talked about is pretty hot like he's cute and like you fuck neighs a piece of shit. I mean the made such a fucking dude. Anybody looks like on comparison but like Maddie in the pool guy fucking get it on. No, it's not be hot like they're having a good, it is hot, but they get my car thrown a fun. Dirty fact,

1:07:19 I've told you this before. Yeah, I watched an interview on a radio station with the god that's fucking Maddie in the pool at the party started. They don't actually fuck school, boy. To say nothing of a fuck. No, they don't not in real life. But in the end of the show, they don't know real. So no, they don't. That's why I remember he beats him up in the next episode. We'll go into it. But like he beat them up and he's so pissed because he's like, I didn't like literally we made out. So I watched a radio interview show with the actor that plays the guy in the pool with Maddie when they're

1:07:50 essentially, she's trying to make me jealous and he said that, that scene took like over three hours to film. He said it was the Almost like gnarly. Not hot. Not fun. They had to like pet doggy paddle to stay above water. Can you fucking imagine? Like first of all me doggy-paddling already is just a it's a treacherous thing to even imagine but to be doing it with an actor that you're not really like that acquainted with and to have to be sexy and sexual and make this seem really convincing that's

1:08:20 hard, but it was really funny. He literally said because everyone that's always their first question is, is it awkward to be on screen and Euphoria because Most of the scenes are very sexual. They're very like vulnerable. And he literally said, no, it was awful. We were both like, exhausted physically, because for three hours we filmed this two-minute scene. I was making out because they wanted all different angles. Yeah, they weren't satisfied with the way they were kissing. They kept telling them to have more tongue to be more sexual. I mean, can you imagine anyways,

1:08:50 one of the that out there? I mean, that's what everybody has been factoid. Is there my pick for best couple? Because I love the way that's like a massive. Like fuck, you Renee, exactly. So your body and good for the pool guy, forgetting some, and that's a great group of superlative. So those are all right. We got our song of the week. This week. We're in agreeance. There's not much to talk about but we both said, Vivian times Jamie xx. And like I said, I just want to end the episode by saying,

1:09:20 not only is this our first episode. So it was a little longer than expected, but we really are just excited to Deep dive into each. Road season 2 is coming up. The rumors are that it's starting in November. We just really want to go through each episode in season one to get you all excited for season two. We will be trying to post these as soon as possible with coronavirus going on. I'm sure we'll have plenty of time but I will say we will be plugging everything on our Instagram. So go ahead and follow us all. Make sure to add it on our link. But

1:09:50 anything we talked about any superlatives any song links. We will be sure to include let's do a quick toast with our Cooks Alpha. Raise your glasses are first Pockets. We've ever done together. Cheers bitches, bitches and lets. You know what? Honestly let's just end it on saying that is. So euphoric coronavirus is not euphoric. But you know what, the self-quarantine life. I'm here to say. It's euphoric. That's a euphoric. Cheers. There's see

1:10:21 you next week.