Episode 2 - Dicks on Dicks Transcript

00:00 Hello, you for Ian's. If this is your first time listening that, I'm very sorry to hear that be sure to listen to our first episode. Let's get high. We've linked this in our Instagram bio at so underscore euphoric. Be sure to like follow And subscribe. We promise you won't regret it this week. We'll be discussing episode 2, which is honestly kind of fucking dark. We build a strong case for Nate being gay. We bet on the amount of dicks in the episode and we meet the most terrifying, drug dealer and TV history,

00:31 there is so much to unravel here. So let's grab your drinks and let's get euphoric.

01:11 Hey, super fans. We are back and we are so doped to deliver you all the tea on episode 2. Stuntin Like My Daddy. I'm here with my wool. I'm Paige of course and I'm here with my co-host. Alex. What's up, Alex? How you feeling? What it is page? I'm feelin. Alright. Well, that's good. We're still stuck in our apartment. We are very much. So quarantining New York is still on absolute, shut down. So we're going a little insane, but I've got Jenna no Jane

01:41 hand, so not much has changed. But yeah, shit's crazy. It's still really crazy. Nothing was really assuming they got better. So that's great. But I did keep my job, which is good. I did not get laid off. I think I was going to still working at seek, shoutouts eek eek. Maybe you can throw us a promo if we go big, but yeah, other than that, we did receive some kind of bad news though. Yes, I run a virus. Has officially delayed

02:12 season 2 of euphoria. I literally am having a moment of silence, because I can't. It's so sad. I mean, we all knew it was coming. We did we did. Everything's fucking shut down. Literally everything. But like grocery stores and even that like, should be closed at this point. Honestly, everyone's just spreading their fucking germs. No one's wearing gloves and ones are nice, like kids wear your fucking mask wear, your gloves and be smart, like don't fucking sneeze and rub your germs on shit. I'm so tired of seeing this same goes for Boomers to like

02:42 Boomers, please put on some fucking gloves stopped going to the grocery. Us restore every day. Put on a mask. Let's get through this coronavirus. That season 2 of euphoria can take place. And then we all know that, the only reason we want people to be safe. Uh-huh. That is the only reason our world needs to be safer. So that Euphoria season 2 can start filming. They will never be able to start filming if Millennials and Boomers. Don't stay the fuck home. If you guys out there have some parents, like mine that are trying to go to the lake. The grocery store, to get coffee everyday, like

03:12 please stop them, just like lock them inside. I'd take away their car keys, like whatever it takes, just like see them going out better yet. Take them by the hand. Lead them to the couch and tell them. Hey, this is really cool podcasts that I really would like you to listen to its explicit, but like, you'll enjoy make them, watch Euphoria, make them listen to their podcast. Lord's work, the Lord's work. Well, we, you know, we don't have a lot of time here. Alex. I really think we need to dive into this episode and Boingo. It's a it's a dark

03:43 episode so that you see. It is a doozy. A lot unpack. Your so, we really only picked a couple points that we felt were. I don't even know if it's to say important. That's not fair. Like everything on your floor is important, but we did pick some things that we both agreed on. Were notes that we took during the episode that we feel are important to discuss. So that being said, how do we want to start? Well, let's start it right at the beginning. I mean, right off the bat, we get real on the school bus saying that when she's super high she feels like she's psychic

04:13 witch on. So You can see that's a real. Yo, that is so rude. Oh my God, we should do a meme of Brew. Oh my God. I'm doing it later. She is Raven. Who is Cory in the House though? Okay, in the house, okay, moving on. Anyways, so reduces that she feels like she's really psychic When She's Stoned and then basically like

04:43 the way I interpreted this scene. That she then has like a psychic Vision, which explains like her insight into Nate's, past in the scene that comes next, where she's like, basically like narrating everything that's happened to him in his life. Okay, so possibly to me, I read this as kind of a bit of like, a fantasy explanation of how she knows all these things that she's constantly narrating in the show because you wouldn't really know. I guess that's kind of a good point because like rude didn't know Nate when he was 8 years old. Watching his daughter Lauren. She

05:13 doesn't know and she did. Do any of the things that happen in the show, but she narrates them all. Anyways, so this is her insight and gives her theories on like, why he's this way. This is bullshit on my part, but I read this as like maybe she's just having drug-induced like psychic visions of everybody's lives. I'm not a big dope. Yeah. It's kind of silly but it's a kind of fun way to look at it kind of here for it. But yeah, I mean, we'll see what everybody else thinks superfans. Let us know. Yeah, so then Rue is narrating Nate's life, which is a pretty fucked up. Yeah. It's really

05:43 fucked from the get-go. So, My first note on my notepad was colorful, CD cases. Now, I wrote this down because it was extremely nostalgic for me to see this. I know a lot of our younger fans literally can't make any connection to this, but like, it was so romantic when you'd make someone a mix tape and a colorful CD case like Alex a little he did this for me in college and I thought it was like the cutest shit ever and I feel like it's just so sad that now like people just send like links or Instagram and like Spotify and it's just like so and personable

06:14 you just don't have that. Like mixtape romance Vibe anymore. Yeah, making like a physical mixtape for someone and like drawing on it and selecting. The songs was like a it was a great thing. It was like a great way to flirt a great cows Cakes by the great guy said that I'm referring to his point guard for the porno drawer. So yeah, like I don't know. Children out there. Are you like making like Spotify playlist for like your romantic interest and like sending them? The link? Is that a thing that kids do? I don't know. So we'll have to like

06:44 ask around. See if it like I tell us if you do that. It was just a nostalgic. I just love seeing all this color whole colored cases. That was great. Really back in the bath. So Cal's are real fuck stumbles upon his porno, his porno drawer and we see some really fucked-up disturbing videos of him essentially like fucking a bunch of minors. It looks like mostly but borderline like barely legal, maybe children. Maybe this is statutory routine.

07:14 Does the same. I'm shit. Every time he sure wasn't checking Jewels ID. So I would that that's a minor slipped in there. Absol slipped or no. He slipped in that, huh? Yeah, he slipped in there anyways, so oh wait, You were going to talk about something about, I don't, this wasn't my thing. I'll tell that out. So well hot. This is like red alert, red alert, alert. Ha coughs. When I watch those, I love to Lake research the actors and what kind of like other weird shit they've done

07:44 in. So, when I was looking up the actor, Eric Dane who plays Cal also known in Grey's Anatomy. Yes. Also, from Grey's Anatomy. There's an entire section on his Wikipedia about how he had a sex tape where him and his wife were having a threesome. With Miss Teen Oregon, excuse me, former missing Oregon. She was not a teenager at the time of the Sexes. How old would you guess? I do remember she was in her early 20s. She was not a teenager anymore. So it was all legal and fine, but it was a big

08:14 thing in this media site, Gawker posted it. He had to sue them to get it taken down from the internet. It was a big thing. But the point is Eric Dane brings some real life experience to this whole leg older, dude. Bang and really young girls, director know, it's an awkward. He has to have a lot of people and getting jobs. I don't know. I mean maybe Eric Dane brought that to his audition was like look, I have like some real life. An artist. Maybe he's like brings his personal life to work and was like, look. I got like a lot of I have some real experiencing.

08:44 Maybe one can dream one can think. I mean I could see it. I feel like Sam levenson is way too intelligent to like look at a fucking threesome and be like, oh, that's art, like come on, but maybe but maybe who knows opposite, who knows. Anyways, so then we got You know, outside of this, we get Carl kind of sitting down with me, because he obviously stumbles upon me watching or he assumes needs been watching the porn and he sits on his bag. Gives them this like, heart to heart if you will, with his son. It's super intense. It's super

09:15 fucking weird. It's a very weird. And I was telling Alex, my note taking from this. I feel like this was cows way of manipulating his son. And because I think my take on it is Cal now knows that needs watching his fucking pornos. So now cows like I have To somehow build up. Nate, make him feel strong, make him feel important, so that he thinks I'm like, team Nate. I'm like his. He's my favorite son essentially, like, that's how I took it. Like you're my favorite be like me and will be this like powerful like Duo

09:45 and it's like a way of manipulating him to not tell his family like that is seamless pornos. Yeah, it feels like a very, it's a very like tactful manipulation to like build this like bond with him and be like, we're in this together. I'll give you cut your parents doing something. You know, they're going to be like, oh, like here's a piece of candy, but don't tell Mom that I did this. It's like that kind of thing. Yeah. I feel like this scene is also incredibly revealing about Cal's character because he has this really like fucked up paranoid worldview where he thinks people are like after

10:16 him and are going to be like after him and Nate, where he's like, look like the world like hate. So the world will come back. We're coming for you. Like you have to be ready like all this shit like instilling. This like crazy paranoia innate. Which makes me makes him animalistic and makes him become this like crazy football like jock, who's like screaming and partisan, ripping a shirt like will see along the way, how that impacts Nate. But it also to me, I wonder like is cat like, what the fuck happened to Kyle? Like he just

10:46 is like a white dude that lives in the suburbs. So like what their sequence were? All these people that are after him, like what happened in his past, he has like this really good sense of like the evil awful world out there. What happened to you, dog? Like, I wonder if he was like, Used or like a victim of something, I think so, who knows. But like dog has we learn and fucking paranoid as we learn from our extensive research and Law and Order SVU. I do feel that there is absolutely a case for Cal here to have some previous. You know,

11:17 it's yeah, maybe he's right is Cal victim will find out is kalibak season 2, maybe I don't know, maybe we will never find out. So then we enter, we kind of transition into Nate growing up and we go right into the locker room. Scene, which is extremely intimate. God the dongs it is. So as we know, also prevent should know this, but the first like big press release /, anything that had to do with Euphoria, like the only news that came out of like the pilot and the second episode. I think they were released at the same time. So there was

11:48 all this talk and leakage of there being a certain amount of dicks in the episode and how like, Euphoria was so awful. That kids should not watch this. Like they weren't saying the show itself was awful, but it was very much like parents. Red Alert, like do not let your kids watch this. There are like a thousand dicks in the first episode which is wrong. There in the second episode. Let me make that clear. There's only like one in the first. There's actually no. There's a lot of the graphics, just a couple. But yeah, there was this big like media hype, where it was like, oh my God, you for it was very sensationalize.

12:18 It was like there's so many dicks and Euphoria blah blah blah who never thought of to a new thought is what was your take on there? Being like really because a lot of shows There is a lot of nudity, and sometimes it does feel very unnecessary. Meaning. It's like, hey, let's add like some tits in the scene just because do you feel like the dicks were not warranted? Meaning like, do you think it was a little much meaning like do it? Do you have to do it this way? Sam levenson? Like do we have to see all these dicks likers? Meaning,

12:48 do you think in his head? He was like, this will get a lot of press. Let's do this. Or do you think he really was artistically trying to show like the high school locker room and how fucked up and weird? Jocks are right about showing their dates and being okay with it. I can't speak to his Emma, gayness of it all. I don't think he was, I doubt he was purposely like, trying to be Sensational but I'm saying, you'll like sometimes the nudity and Euphoria is, you'd like gratuitous but not in this scene because I feel like it serves a purpose, which is like, you feel Nate's,

13:18 discomfort, like, when she opens, okay, with that locker room. And you're seeing like all these dogs flopping everywhere and they're gross. And they're just like hanging out all over the place. Like, and what does that lead us to Alex? Which serve Big idea. Yes, so not yours. Many others. Yeah. I mean this is not my idea. But like I'm a bully. I'm in the camp of believing that is gay and in this episode we started together by. Okay. Yeah, probably gay. I think I think so too. Because of his distancing of like guys

13:48 in general very like turned off like in the scene of the locker room when the ends so we get like tons of clues in this episode about me being gay. So we'll hit on those as they come up, but I for me this was like, Mega Clooney. For one, he's very uncomfortable in the locker room with all the D's and he tries uncomfortable and kind of Matt. He's like ever like look at them. Well, yeah, this collar on his way. So he's obviously also really mad. I think he's like pissed other doing that because he does love you doing, he doesn't like it. And from what I, from what I've heard. It's very common

14:18 for gay people to be uncomfortable in the locker room. When there's a ton of dogs out like yeah. Also if the guys sitting down is bald like squashed against like the cold metal bench, gross. That's a horrible shot and then Then we get the elephant dick in the shower. There's literally a guy stealing big gray one. If you watch it. There's literally quote unquote high schooler in the shower showering and he has this huge dick. I mean, it's a big penis and it's gray and wrinkled and never seen a gray penis before it looks gray. I would post it on Instagram, but that's really

14:48 not appropriate and it will get taken down but like, legitimately. It's disgusting. It's a, yeah, it's pretty gross. So, so we see a lot of dongs to me. This is clue. Number one that our boy Nate is gay. Yeah, let me kind of like rolled into his likes and dislikes about women which kind of unravel and lead to him dating Maddie, but he kind of talks about like I you know, I prefer Flats Over Heels. I prefer like a girl that's hairless. Like he essentially

15:18 puts this image out of like a white Suburban girl, which is funny. He's not he's not white. She's not very Suburban. But anyways, yeah, and I know you already know my take. I really think he's kind of Describing Jewels. I didn't think that until I watched it this time, but I think he kind of describes a lot of attributes that Jules has, which also solidifies that he might be gay. Yeah. I kind of disagree on the it referencing Jewels thing to me this like whole description of what he loves and women feels. This is kind of like clue number two, that he's gay

15:49 for me, at least because I feel like this is like this. Very like cultivated in the age of like what? Like a modern white Suburban male should find to be like the hot ideal like housewife. You want, then? It's like fabric. It's not what he actually likes. It feels like he adopted this because he feels like this is what he's supposed to like. What a man like jock would like. Yeah. It doesn't feel like what is Dad would like. It doesn't feel genuine to me. I wonder if it's what his dad would like to feels like if you were like, I just need to like come up with an idea of

16:19 what I like and women and you were in like the white suburbs. This is probably what you'd come up with totally. So that leads to, you know, us meeting Maddie who I have a lot of favorites in the show, so I can't say she's my my favorite because everyone's my favorite except for Nate, but I absolutely adore Maddie. She's so fucking amazing. Like Alexa Demi also in real life is just fucking dope. But anyways, I'm going Maddie. The question I have for you is I'm very confused by Natan Maddie because he does have a very weird attachment to her. Like, I don't think

16:49 it's a lie. Meaning I think their romance is a lie, but I do think he has a very strong connection to Maddie and a feeling of like ownership, like losing Maddie. To him like Spiral, he spirals when she's not like heating to him. So my question for you that was going to put you on the spot. I did not talk about this without me. I was like, what are your thoughts on that? Do you agree? Or like, what do you think? Why do you think that if you think Nate's gay and he's like, obviously trying to hide that part of his life and kind of like have this fake relationship with

17:19 Maddie. Why does he like when they show him shooting? That guy is like I picture like she's like if he ever like she got kidnapped like you fucking put a bullet through someone's head. Like, why did you have such a strong love? For Maddie, even though it's not romance. I don't know that. I would even call it a love. I don't think he loves Maddie is a person. I think he is controlling obsessed. I think he's incredibly controlling and I think he's obsessed with maintaining like the status of having Maddie as his girlfriend, like, he has obviously identified

17:49 her, as like the peak girlfriend I have. And I think he's obsessed with like, maintaining that and like he's obviously an incredibly like paranoid and possessive person. So even though, I don't think he actually loves her, I You still like exhibiting those qualities towards her to act as like the ideal boyfriend or like to. Like, I think I'll put across this image, that he's like the guy, the man. Totally, I agree. I 100% agree. I was thinking the same thing. So, yeah, I guess I kind of did think that he kind of loved her not like romance,

18:19 but I think he kind of had a soft spot for her. But maybe that's me just like trying to pick anything about Nate that's kind of redeeming because Maddie is really dope, like she is the choking the shit out of her thing kind of? Yeah, that's cool. Is that all. So, that's later. Continue this conversation. That was, it does intensifies per episode. It does like their Connection in their relationship intense. But I also think that the like he's gonna kill people for her thing is like very much. He's kind of inherited this like intense paranoia from his father. I think it's kind of like the inherited trauma thing. Like he's

18:49 like Kyle's pep talk with him. Definitely fucked him up. He thinks there's like rapist out there ready to fucking kidnap Maddie. And he just kind of he has this like, he has the same like super paranoid. Big fucking crazy world view, caldas, totally. Yeah. I just wanted to kind of ask you that and see what you thought. But good. I'm glad we unravel that because that was some stuff. I didn't actually think. Yeah, I agree with you. I think it's definitely thing and I also really quickly want to say, I do think it's, it's kind of a challenging and he probably feels really accomplished having

19:19 that he because she's so combative. Like it would be a lot easier. If someone just did everything he said to do. But I almost think he likes the like fight, like he likes that she's like, fuck you. You're a dick. And I'm Like walks away and like things are gone the pool. Yeah, he's an idiot. He likes the tree like so like drama. So like Maddie's perfect for him. He doesn't want to go, that's just kind of like he'd do his every need. It's like he kind of likes that she liked challenges him at least for now. They have a fucked-up relationship. Yeah. So then we go on to. We kind of both took a note that it's really

19:50 bizarre. That Nate has two brothers. Yeah. So we've got a little more info on Nate's family here and they talk about his older brother who seems like he's every made hates. He seems like it's probably just a nice normal, dude. Yeah, we learn more about them in the carnival episode. He honestly seems like a chiller. His name is Aaron. Yeah, and we know from the picture, the family photo that Nate also has a younger brother. I'm sorry. We never even hear this era were younger brothers never named, or I don't think he's ever shown in person in the show, but we'll have to revisit. That

20:20 may be at the carnival. I'm not sure. So we'll see. But I name is beans. His name's beans. Yes. So beans. What's the deal with beans? Is he dead? It is everyone in the Nate's family. So fucked up because beans is dead. Like I don't know maybe actually a great conspiracy. Maybe that's why I like the whole family's so far. He clearly made it to like maybe like age 6 or 7 based on that photo but like I don't know. Do we see him after that? We'll have to like keep an eye out as we watch the show, but they never talk about him. They never take ever says that he's never.

20:50 So we also find out from this scene that Nate fucking hates his mother, which is probably no surprise. He's got like this weird fucked-up like reverse edible. Yeah, what about Alex? Look it up? I'm not really defined what that about but he clearly wants to. They want to quickly explain. No, but Nate wants to kill his mother and he wants to fuck his dad. Basically like he has like this intense like sexual obsession with his father and he like hates and despises and maybe wants to kill his mother

21:20 which is usually reversed. But in this case, yeah, that is kind of weird. Sexual obsession is fixated on his father. It's very common and TV shows, especially for the sun to be closer to the mother. It's a good You know, Mommy's boy, but he's absolutely not. Yep. Then the only thing about Nia and Maddie that we kind of wanted to touch on was obviously like the sex and it's really strange and that also solidifies that name might be gay because he's always fucking her from behind. It looks beyond forced. You just looks like miserable honestly. Yeah, this is like

21:50 clue number three, I think in this episode for me that Nate is probably gay. He always has sex with Maddie from behind. It's never like emotional. It's never a motion. It's never romantic. It's not like she's liking it like maybe like Jules is into the dominant thing that he's clearly, like never enjoying their size. She's always faking it. And also, another really funny thing is a scene that we both love which is when he asked if she's a virgin, she's wearing the pink lingerie and it's all I dream. Like and Fantastical.

22:20 I mean, it's weird but it makes sense. He like, has this weird fantasy of like, taking away her virginity and like being like dominant in that way. Yeah, that's funny. And he also gets to that. Uh, Lee hideous set of laundry, which also shows. Yeah, and she does it. Well, that bird has no fucking taste big surprise. So, yeah, he always has like, really, gnarly behind sex from her. That's very impersonal. And he could easily be having wish sex with a dude from his point of view and maddening and dude. I don't know bad relationship all

22:50 around. Yeah. So then we go. Honestly, it transitions to Rue sitting on the bus. She's wearing sunglasses. She's hot as fuck and you see her head. Hit the fucking bus seat. It is so funny. There's a lot of memes about it, but then we go right into the credits and Stuntin Like My Daddy comes through, which is such a fucking Bop. What a great song. I fucking love that song. It's very relatable for me because I was in junior high school. When that song came out, my homie might like degenerate school friend, burn me, a CD of the full album

23:20 in the color case those in a clear case. But oh, I remember it was a very clearly Kevin cop shouting cop. What the fuck? He burned me like, father, like son the Birdman and Lil Wayne album that that song is from the top if you're listening know. Why don't you use a colorful case pissed. So next, we've got the first day of school and there's room, looking pretty miserable. And then like a ray of sunshine, Jewels appears. So which we Sailor Moon. Hmm, great outfit at this point

23:51 and this leads me to issue a retraction from last episode where I thought that they only use Jewels green eyebrows for that one scene. I was wrong. Please forgive me. She has green eyes. Girls on the first day of school yellow whatever they're still greenish-yellow guide eyebrows. So I was wrong. But great love. The look. It works better here than last episode 2. I think Ralph. It's beautiful. It's great and so cute. I smile at each other. It's a good moment. So then we kind of really quickly flashed to them lying in bed together that night after the party,

24:21 and then tripping for the first time and I have a fun behind the scenes. Fact behind the sea. Yeah. I think this was shown on, like a Sometimes how, you know, how HBO does those like after the show a little things on YouTube, but it was Game of Thrones, but they did it with Euphoria as well. They talked about how in all those scenes were jewels and we were laying in bed together. They're actually not lying about their standing up against a mattress. That's like built into a wall which I think is kind of weird because like

24:52 that be really awkward to act because when you're lying in bed, it's like very cozy when you're like spinning someone or like cuddling like they are it will not like full on. But like pretty, it is that intimate scene. So if I'm understanding and like holding blankets up to their chin, that's really weird. Yeah, it's pretty quiet. It's weird. And they just like it looks so natural. So when you're watching it again, if you guys are re watching the show, as we do this podcast, you should definitely look because it's kind of funny to look at and picture. Yeah, you would never know, know you've been literally never know, which is why

25:22 Euphoria is so fucking good. So then we got the amazing tripping sequence, which is like iconic because because the glitter eyes, I love it there. Under a fort, which is like pretty fond. I was like damn maybe we should do that. None of these some acid under some boy. Yeah, let me fall asleep during quarantine. It's not a bad idea. Yeah, but it's a great Scene. It captures like it captures that moment when you're doing drugs and like something really normal, seems really cool. Yeah. Their faces washed outside of them to show like what's really happening and they're just kind of like staring at each

25:52 other and giggling. Like it is. Yeah. It's kind of like this very accurate. You got the I loved one film does this. It's like you're in the moment with them and I'm like, you can Late, yeah, it's beautiful ends and all the sudden you feel like a third, a third wheel watching them and you're like, this is so stupid. Yeah, they're just like looking at each other. Like, huh? Beavis and Butt-head under a pretty rare. Yeah. I also very accurate, but really cute. And it's like honestly to I didn't think about this until now, but it's also probably weird for Jules because she doesn't know

26:22 really anything about Roux In terms of like her history at this point. So to her, it's probably like, yeah, not a big deal, meaning like them getting Shanghai togethers, like what you would do normally with people in high school like, yeah, they're chilling. Yeah, so it's not as deep as it gets later on. Yep. So then we have this really intense moment where Rue kind of describes her journey with drugs. Yeah, we get a great line from Rue where she says drugs are kind of cool and then she's like until they're not and which is probably

26:52 like some of the greatest realist wisdom on this whole show for all your high schoolers. You better listen to Rue because like It's true late drugs are super cool. But you also have to be super super careful because the line of like going too far and fucking up your entire life is like very hard question for you hard-hitting, question, hit me and I'm only asking you this because I know your history with drugs. Hit me. Do you think it's better for kids to wait? Well, no, I don't want you to weigh in too much as I don't want to have any persuasion over our fans.

27:22 But like, in your experience, would you have rather done drugs in college or high school college? And this is not telling people what to do college. All I was thinking. When I was watching this I was like, I'm pretty open minded. And I do want my kids to experience this maybe later on but like I think high school is way too early to be doing this shit. I didn't do drugs till College because you don't know when that what yourself. You don't know if you're an addict. You don't know if like those things. I think when you're young you're not quite sure of yourself and you don't know if you have those addictive behavior. Yeah, and also on like a purely scientific level, your brain is developing up till the time. You're

27:52 about 25 and any drugs you're doing or going to affect that kids. Are you listening to this kids and like sometimes I'm like, nigga? Going to run drugs when I was 18, but like I don't really I don't have a problem with it. But I know I kind of put you on the spot, but I was just curious because like, if we ever have kids, I'm like, shut out them out during fucking drama in high school. I'm gonna do is be like, don't until you're like didn't College don't till you're 18, then I don't really give a shit. But like, I mean, I love smoking weed but smoking weed can definitely impact your brain development.

28:23 If you're smoking, I'm just like a triathlete and later in high school. Like I'm not Molly and stuff like that. I think you should wait till you're in college. If I don't know, I'm not sure how those impact your brain development, but from like a from like a social standpoint. Yeah, just beware progress that this is a lot of us frauds. Wait till College, totally. So anyways, so then we get this really horrific scene. It's like a flash turu throwing up. She's OD'd and Gia's. Like sobbing, her sister. Whatever

28:53 has crossed the line. She's caught so far. Drugs are no longer, cool. No, they are not cool and it's really, really Sad because this is our first kind of glimpse into their Sisterhood and seeing how much this affects Gia. And I think G is actually really one of my favorite characters even though she's so minor in this. I think she'll have a lot more in season 2, but I think it's kind of she's kind of a baller meaning like she really handles it. Well and her Andrew have a really deep like cute relationship together as sisters. So, I don't

29:23 know. I kind of like that scene because you just see how much she cares for Roo, but she's not like judgmental over. If that makes sense. The hold them. Against her. Yeah, which I think is kind of honorable. So Gia, shout out. Okay. So after that, we don't really go too far into the odhh like a quick Glimpse and then we're here in the first day of school, which is like everyone else. The school worst nightmare. Even if you're popular. Like the first day of school fucking saw the first day of school 100% fucking saltado. Anxiety. Sure does. I know.

29:53 And you and I have very different experiences, which I think I mentioned this last time, I think you and I will do a whole separate episode based on High School experiences and how they compare to you for it. I didn't think it'd be really fun. Yeah, but my high school experience was fucking awful. The first day of school was usually preceded by like a week of me like begging my parents not to send me back to school so sad and like fighting with them for about a week straight and then I go back to school and I hated it. So and mine was like I had to wear a back is a lot better than I was more mad in Kasi. I had to wear my

30:23 chair and up on the first day of school. Oh my God, I wasn't no but I wasn't like a basic trailer, my mom. If forced me to fucking Bianchi, I did not want to do it but I did gymnastics growing up. So I was like fuck it. I'll do it. And I actually met a lot of really do people so it ended up being like a good thing. We'll get into that. In our episode that we might do about high school. Yeah, but we had very different experiences. So it's really cute. We see them like all kind of like Gathering Together, exchanging stories from the summer, which includes the party where Maddie and Maddie and Tyler, fucking the pool.

30:53 Yo, and also and for the first time our girl Julian Janice The she's named on screen for the first time. They say her name. BB beer. She is. She's being raptured as fuck like usual. Yeah. She's like a wool still collar. Julian Janice because I feel like, yeah, I don't know, going back and forth. So don't get confused. But BB's her real name? Baby's got a big mouth. We learn. Because, no surprise, essentially, every like rumor that goes on, it does always lead back to be be kind of weirdly. It will learn that more later, but, like BB's

31:23 has a big fucking mouth. She's funny though. So I'm okay with it, but I like also the part when she's Like they're all kind of like exchanging stories from that night and she's like, oh, yeah, I forgot like you guys don't remember shit because you both was fucking and she's obviously talking about cat Maddie. Yeah, so I just think all around. She's ratchet and really funny. Yes. Yes. I'm here for baby. I would love to get her on our podcast. That would be so. Oh, that's funny. Can Hammer. Yeah, anything can happen. Big Dreams can happen. So then we quickly get introduced to Ethan.

31:54 Yeah, Stan Ethan, Ethan is way too cute for cat. He's a gem. Wait wait wait, Get back cute physical appearance or like cute, like he's a girl like all around like he's that's a little harsh to be like, you know, I don't mean physically. Like he's looking, he's a nerdy little guy. Like, I just mean, like he's too much of a sweetheart. He's a gem. I love him. And that's not know. Oh my God. Okay. I cats out fucking dogs are no men on Skype. So I will

32:24 get multiple. If I threw out this podcast about my feelings for cat versus, even really does not stand cat. And I fucking hate it. We'll talk about that later. Yeah, but Ethan is introduced. He's a gem. He's wearing a medieval time shirt, which let me go into the saying. I've been to Medieval Times. It's a fucking shit show. So if any of you don't know what this is, it's actually Alex really wants to go. I don't know why. I don't know why but it's an Anaheim California and like this really great body part. They're all over.

32:54 Well, when I went, I was in eighth grade and there was literally only one in Anaheim. Like you people travel from all over the world to go to Fucking medieval times. It was so stupid. We went on a school field trip. You essentially like sit in this little mini Arena and you get fed like a quote-unquote, medieval dinner. Okay. Now it's like a moldy old. I Turkey Leg, some gross like cream of corn and like some beans. It's a feast page. Okay, somebody will Feast whatever. It's like beans and mush and you get to eat it and watch these fake actors joust on horses. And it's

33:25 it's literally announcing. Its I fall asleep like night's fight and there's dowsing and there's like a fake. Dragon or some shit. Well, I was on a field trip. We drove six hours to do this. So imagine my disappointment when I'm thinking this is going to be really great and I drive six hours to eat mush and a moldy Turkey Leg to watch two people on horses, yell at each other, and speak in horrible accent. So jealous. And then they jealous, they hit each other with big poles. I fall asleep. That's great. So, drooled on my sweater, my friends have a photo of me. I should probably try and find. It would be really hard to find, but like I literally drooled all over my sweater. It was so

33:55 boring. I fell asleep and we went to Disneyland the next day, so I was redeemed but it was a horrible experience and Alex. Really wants to go. So I'm thinking I have this great, you know, trip plan to Turks and Caicos for his birthday, but I'm thinking big 30 Medieval Times. Fuck it. I want to get really stoned a medieval times that turkey leg and watch that Giles thing bring it on. So anyways, then we meet you, then. He's cute. What I have will move on, we move on to Roux and drama, but I'm assuming drama class. Yep. She's on stage. She gets called up by her

34:25 fucking dumbass teacher. Fuck this teacher though for real. What a piece of shit. He was so. So clearly like traumatized comfortable doesn't want to do this anxiety attack like this. Feature is still the teacher knows about our OD. The whole fucking school knows about it. So like if she doesn't she's being a real fuck. Yeah. It's stupid. So she puts her on stage and she's clearly Struggle Bus like yeah, it's bad but I Lights Go Out. We've got the single Spotlight on Rue

34:55 and this is one of those moments where for me, this is kind of one of the more like fantasy moment. So this show I doubt I doubt it was like Pitch Black in. There was one single Spotlight on Rue actually, but it's very impressionistic about what it feels like to be on stage. Like under the spotlight, getting grilled by a teacher. I'm a crowd. Like, the stress is realize, literally touching Zendaya can actually see. It's this feeling rough. Like, yeah. Quinn, Zendaya executes, the scene just like flawlessly. Like it is great. You feel the anxiety, feel the stress. It's like, it's like when you're giving a public speech and

35:25 Phil you're about to throw up. Like, it's just, it's so sad. I cry. Almost cry ever. When I watch it isn't in my life. Felix, I think of, that was my kid up, you know, and I'm like, I would hope that fucking teacher would be like, oh, honey. Like you don't look like, you know, or I would just be like, oh, honey. It's okay, like sit down, overall, take a breather coffee daughter, but no, so miss. I don't know. Miss motherfucker is a had a mix. It may send a stay up on stage. We hate it. Yeah, so she obviously tells a little bit about her story. She's pressured. So harshly by most

35:55 we go before, she doesn't say anything but we go flashback. No, she says, I remember. Me and my sister were listening to a song. Oh, yeah, and then the song we actually both love. Yeah. There's a great, really good. Fly Me to the Moon. Cover by Soul Legend, Bobby Womack & Womack. I don't know anything about him. He's just a great old school. So that's all singer. He did like across 110th Street. He was on the Gorillaz album. He died a couple years back, but you're like he's a great singer and that's just a great cover of fly me to the moon. It's probably my second favorite

36:25 cover after the 1 and the end credits of Neon Genesis Evangelion. Yeah, Jules is a huge anime fan. If you are also an anime fan and watching on Genesis, like you know what I'm talking about. It's a great cover. Okay, well on our Instagram music post will plug both. Why not? Yeah. Sure. Well let you know. But anyways we go into the scene. The only other thing I kind of want to talk about in this scene was just like how close you get to see the family. Like you'd notice that her mom clearly has so much love for real.

36:55 Like she really is a baller mom for all that. She's had to go through and Gia. So, like the three of them have a really fun, really should like they're dancing in the car that it's just like, it's kind of cute. You get to see a more happy time with them, but then I had a another fun behind the scenes. Fact, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr. I don't remember where I found this out. But it was definitely an it was directly from the words of Sam levenson. So he said that he was super impressed with the actress who plays the mom and then Zendaya they were asked to essentially

37:26 improv a fight and the fight like was intense. I got it on the first take and didn't have to do it again and she like literally is and daily knocks a fucking like frame off the wall and like pulls up like a glass Shard and like shakes it and I dress and the mom who plays I need to get her name for next time around but like she's baller because she's an impromptu, the kind no idea. She was gonna do that. So she was like, oh fuck. So her reactions like very, very real. She was like, oh shit. Like yeah, looking glass Shard like aimed at my Mac but isn't it was like he didn't

37:56 like almost crying. Yeah, somehow. I thought that was kind of fun to shop at once. Right. Only once, and I loved hearing shit like that because that's when you know, like this cast is just like fucking phenomenal. Because yeah, it's pretty fucking. That's an amazing scene. It's like so intense. Yeah, and then also, during the flashbacks, I think it's noteworthy. That Rue has to Great outfits in the flashback, like she got when she's doing drugs. She's got on like this glitter, really glittery, super like glad Green Top, that works super well. And then in the fight scene with the mom, she's

38:26 got on like a yellow sweatsuit like a matching hoodie and sweats that also. Looks great. So, I feel like Rue gets a lot of like, flak for having bad style. But my theory is that rule only has bad style. It's cool because they don't give a fuck and outside the school so far at least it seems like she's dressed in Pretty Fly. So, shout out River, sounds better than people give her credit for. I agree. She doesn't give a fuck about school which I can identify with. I can't, but like glad that you can identify with that. I'm, you know, I love that for you. So

38:57 after his style, we kind of we both I decided to just kind of talk about Lexie here. I mean, Lexi is a great character. She's definitely not neglected. But I do think we're, I'm hoping she gets her own name title, and episode and season to. I'm not sure if she will, but like, I would kind of love that for her rooting for you, like, C Mod, appetizer last name. Apatow, Apatow. Mmm. Love her. She's such an angel. But anyways, in this scene. She first of all is a badass. She turns to those motherfuckers in her class

39:27 who are like essentially talking shit on. When she's like at our worst place on the stage and she goes well that was rude and they both like shut the fuck up. So it's great. And then she chases to chases rid of the bathroom. Hmm, good friend, great friend, stands up for her, sadly rust away some drugs. She gets freaked out. All right. Yeah glue dry some kind of blue drugs, crushes it over. They're gonna stab tell some pharmaceutical, which is where we talked about this like, why does she do that? Like, why don't you flush it all down the toilet. Like to think she should

39:57 have won that When someone knocks on your stall. You just go. Whoo. Is it? And if it's a teacher than fuck, Alec, flash that shit? Yeah, or like, swipe it back in the bag and throw it in your fingers off. You know, she was just paranoid and anxious. Yeah, so she does that. And then we just love Lexie and you liked her outfit. And yeah, Lexie in this scene has a great sweater. It's like a knit sweater with a hot air balloon on it, which is like, very funny and shows red lips, but I love it. Like, you remember shows a red vintage

40:27 sweater. I'm into it. Yeah. The other thing I have to say that's very meaningful, as I think Lexie is a true friend, you know, through she's just goes through it all with ruin. I think it's important that she like, I kind of like that. She called Ruder shit on her bullshit. She was like, yeah fucking show up my house asking for a piss and I do it and then now you're like you're not my fucking best friend back off its like. Wow, fuck you like a rough to Lexi Reed. Yeah, very manipulative towards her. She treats her kind of losses are. Yeah. She totally uses her and you know what? Actually I didn't

40:58 think about this till now, but I don't really think she ever The redeems herself of that. No, I don't think so. She never apologizes to her. Right? No, I don't think so. We'll talk about more later on. We'll see as we go. But, yeah, but the only other thing I want to end on the whole Lexi thing. As I do think she's a very strong character. I don't think that she's someone that were just like done learning about. I think it'll evolve and there's a lot of fan theories that she might like grew more than a friend. And I don't think we need to delve into it now, but I think it just plant. The seed

41:28 will water it as we go. Episode per episode, but I do think Lexi my have a crush on room. Oh, I'm skeptical of that. I mean, like I said, will continue in the next couple episodes. We'll see. So then we get this really beautiful scene. Every riding her bike to. I don't know what drug Anonymous like, what do you call it? Like we have a drug rehab program. It's not rehab program. Yeah. It's a drug program, but she's riding her bike and I think it's very iconic. There's always this neon cross in the distance. It's

41:58 like a light blue. Neon. Cross it really reminds me of justice that DJ, which maybe we'll also add that to our playlist, just for fun. Yeah, why not? There's some justice on the Millennials need to know about this is we don't already let meals know about Justice. Maybe I don't know transy might not. Yeah totally but it's a great. It's just like a really cool visual. I think it's like really, I don't know. I just really like it but we get her going to this very reminiscent of the 1990s Romeo and Juliet with Leo. All right, Bobby Knight crosses

42:29 on their cement. Yes, sir. And then she meets all she doesn't meet, but she hears all these fake for the first time. Yeah, we're introduced to Ali who later becomes like her homey. And I think her sponsor not much to say here at this point. Although there is a very like prevalent theory that all lie is a ghost and know, I don't know. I don't know that I buy this Theory but do you buy? I would love to hear your thoughts. Let us know what you think. Like is Alia ghost? I don't know. Yeah, we'll put in our into story and I think as we go through episodes,

42:59 you Might think differently, but I don't love you. I don't believe we'll keep it in mind as we keep watching. But for now, I'm a thing is pretty real. Yeah. So then we have those really kind of, like, I want to call it sweet. But I actually think it's kind of depressing as well. But it's essentially really the first time ruse introduced to drugs, which is, she's like, I think she said, she's 13. I'm not specific on that, but I'm pretty positive steps are two years old. She's there with her dad, who clearly has cancer and is on his deathbed. His last days and he also take all his

43:30 Certain drugs. I mean, she literally has to like damp his lips with a washcloth and like, apply chapstick. Like, you get essentially the vegetable. This point, can't do a lot, awful, awful awful. She opens this door of prescription drugs. You can tell there's a lot of curiosity there. So I just found this like pretty pretty telling a story because it, you almost feel even more bad / at this point because it's not like she was some idiot kid that went to a party and was like, I'm gonna pop Molly. I wonder what this is like and then is addicted. She's obviously like very troubled, very sad. She's having to deal with Something

44:00 like show traumatic. It's such a young age and she finds, you know, she sees her dad on drugs and he looks kinda loopy and like he's kind of having fun. So, I think it's definitely like, I can't say, I wouldn't do that. What do you think like? Yeah. It's a curiosity thing for her. Plus. She's like in a bad place in life. So it's no surprise that she be ends up a drug addict. I just think it's really sweet because they have this like tender moment where they're watching a black and white film and they're both like really very high and I like giggling at it. And she's like, oh, this is like the best night ever, isn't it in her dad's like yeah. This is like a really good.

44:30 It's like really Bittersweet. So like her first time at drugs isn't bad. I guess is what I'm trying to say. It's actually kind of like it makes sense that she's addicted. It's like it's a really good time which you have probably has the best night. She's had with her dad, but then allocated. Yeah, it's a, it's a complicated relationship drugs. Like what do you? I mean, if my dad was fucking dying of cancer and bed, like, I'd be gettin high with him every night. Like, I just feel like, that'd be. The only way you could get through it. Yeah, probably gonna sit there and be sober talk about it. It's a bad time. But yeah, no, surprise that she is.

45:00 Not doesn't have the greatest relationship with drugs, based on her first time, being with her dying. Dad, totally. So then we explode into the sex tape of cat. We explode into the sex tape also, with pop on the sex tape. It's pretty funny. It's all like red toned. You can barely see really realistic. You can't see a lot of in the back of her head, but everybody knows it's her like it's very obvious. It's Kat. Yeah, there's no secret and like this is why you don't fuck McLovin. Aka the the Any white guy

45:31 looks a little, like, peach fuzz mustache and his shirt off whose actual name is Wes apparently sitting in that love sacrum. The party. Yeah, but he's basically like McLovin, but like, even worse and grocer. Yeah, he's disgusting. So it's like not a proud moment for her. It's obviously humiliating in the first place to have a sex tape released of you, but it's really a Lovin McLovin in the first place. And then I have a tape of it is real bad. It's real bad. So she's in the fucking crisis mode. It is like all hands on deck, we need To resolve this now.

46:01 Yeah, so she goes to tie her shoe and is like, she does the least like, unsubtle whisper to either Roy or Troy. We're not sure which one, although we usually refer to them as t0 and tomorrow. Yes. Based on the syste system till tomorrow, so Oh, yeah, freshman year

46:31 really quick front of our listeners that don't know combos this weird like church service that you have to go to. It's so fucking stupid outside are not Christian. So sorry, if you are like you should probably shouldn't be listening to podcast if you are it's really explicit but we went to an all Christian School. Cop ever time. Look it up. It's a Malibu Zoey 101 was from there. It's really quite iconic. We loved it but like conic but we did have to go to this like weird church service called combo and we always fell asleep during it. I was doing an apparently. Alice is just now telling me that he met Tia & Tamera. I didn't meet them. I saw. One of them speak. But you did you wink at

47:01 me? Like, say what up, or I did not. Wow. No. Lena was not. It was not particularly excited about sorry. Sorry guys. So, anyways, we get Ian to marrow and she's like, like, hey, we need to fucking talk. She's pissed because she knows they are the ones who spread the rumor. Yeah. And or their least involved and whichever, we aren't the only ones from her school that were in that room. The rest are private school kids. So they're the only ones that could have spread it to her school. Okay, so they are the ones. Yeah. And then which One it is seems like

47:31 they're like kind of decent about trying to fix things. They don't they're trying to the room or they're down to like take stuff down there, buying her makeup or whatever which is kind of a bummer because they whichever one it is. Seems like they're kind of cool like not cool. But like they're seem like they're a decent person this episode but then they both end up being huge Fox later in the show. Totally. Oh, it's all so funny because member when I don't we don't know if it's Roy oratory. Whichever one it is. If one of you can figure it out like fuck. Let me know that be kind of a cool. Thing. But like one of them when

48:02 she's like talking to them. She's like this could be labeled as child pornography and you could go to jail and he's like a cat, like not a fucking idiot. Like children can't make child pornography. She's literally like, you are so fucking stupid. Yes. This is a real thing. Like, you're an idiot. Yeah. I thought that was really funny. Yeah. Also, because he's so sincere. He's literally that big of an idiot that he's like, nah, like children came a child pornography Catholic. He's very matter-of-fact about that, which, of course, You can still get in a shit ton of trouble for

48:32 like making including child pornography. Even if you're in circulating a sex tape of a minor. Yeah, absolutely. Also, I never really thought about this, but PornHub would really be on the hook for this because they're hosting like a Miner's, like sex tape, which is tryout born, but it's not porn hub. It's like, porn Humper, because if I excite, I think it's PornHub, I think they use actual PornHub. Michelle. I'm pretty sure. They think it's cost marketing. I don't know. But I'm pretty sure the Yale law for PornHub to be, I think they use actual PornHub. I'll bet money. Well, we'll check on it, will let you know. Um, so anyways, so moving on from that though. She

49:02 gets called in which you know, what else is funny that I didn't I wasn't planning on saying, but I will say real quick, is that Jules text heard during the scene and is like hey yo is that you in that sex tape? And she flat-out is like nah, dude, like it ain't me like I don't fuck private school like she calls him. Something like private school Tardes or like something really stupid. Yeah. Good one cat and a real bro. Tardes. She says do Tarzan think did fuck a broker. I'm like, no you did though. Yeah. I'm his McLovin, which is even worse. He's not even like a hot Art is like an idiot, bro, tile.

49:32 It's bad. So then principal Hayes gets over the mic and it's like cat bleep. Your bleep. Come to the office. Then. Principal Hayes just completely. Like botches mumbles the like handling of this. He's a total goon. He just completely botches it in every way possible. He's just unprofessional. It's like, you know, like as an adult you don't fucking talk to a minor about a sex tape that's outside of like School premises like that's on Instagram or wherever it was posted like or even important. Needed to be said about it. He does it in the worst

50:02 way possible. So he just totally like botches it. No justice for principal. Hayes is an amazing fucking idiot. We hate him. Yeah, but then you wanted to really quickly like laugh about it. I'm cat responds by claiming that all of this has been body terrorism, which is completely ludicrous and principal Hayes is such an idiot that he is just like floored by this and like completely taken aback and just like gives in well say my note on that as I agree with you. I absolutely great. It's so fucking stupid. It's like a little over-the-top

50:32 colored body terrorism. That's a really like, that's a very strong word like terrorism. I'm sorry. I attribute that with like 9/11, like I don't try to be good later. Chris. Freeze. I'm not tributing terrorism with body positivity. Like no. No, so the only thing I will say though is I had to sum this up. I think at handles it excellently though, if that's even a word is excellently a word. Yeah, it is. Yeah, it sounded weird. So I think she handles that the best she can. And honestly at that age I can say I I'd have just cried in my room for a whore about myself like been

51:02 so self-conscious. I would have like literally stayed home pretending. I was sick. Cat goes in like guns blazing, like attacks ruin'd. Troy or whoever the fuck that is attachments. Will his shuts him down. She says like terrorism and shit, which is weird, but she does, like decent damage control channels for her. Make sure she gets everyone to say that. Like she gets rare try to like squash the rumor or try to and obviously, none of this is gonna work, but she's going about it and probably the best way she can. So, yes, and that's all remember last us. All remember, she gots awfulness that of Sephora

51:32 makeup, which is a huge. It was all worth it for the makeup. It absolutely wasn't any girl would agree. Yeah. So then after this, we kind of wanted to talk about the Orange Grove scene, which is so cute. Yes, very cute. Ruined. Jewels riding their bikes through the beautiful, whatever, Orange Grove I'm doing the thing. Oh, Jules has cool pants and a scene. Yeah, Julia. It's a super cute scene. Jewels talking about like going having family dinner with her. Dad, which is cute. And then Roo song about her mom and Jules is

52:02 kind of like, oh, you talking to your mom about me and they have like, kind of a cute, like flirty moment. We're trying about like telling their parents about each other and stuff which is kind of like an early hint at them, having a little bit of a thing going on and also between Hunter and Zendaya acting this, it's also incredible. What? Good chemistry that like it is very believable that they're like kind of like flirting which I think is they for sure. I have chemistry they do just I just will always say this though. I really think they like kill it. The chemistry exam because I think this relationship could be really

52:32 awkward and any other show we've seen it. No, I feel it. We'd seen the stupid shows that try and make like gay relationships. Play out with certain way and they really just like nail. It feels so normal. They don't like overplay. The fact that they both come from different backgrounds, have different sexualities, whatever they may be. I just like that. It's very organic. Mmm agree. They have like some very real chemistry and I feel it and then Jules is just like, yeah, I'm probably just going home to watch some Madoka, Magica. Which apparently is an anime

53:03 where a girl is offered a wish in exchange for a commitment to battling, which has a group of magical beings whose Souls have been tainted by Darkness. I've never watched this. If you guys have, is it worth the watch? It's got good reviews. I don't know quarantine and chill. What's like, it's about a bunch of like teen witches. I don't know. Maybe next episode, 3, maybe we'll give a little blip about what we think. No, I'm not. Yeah. Are you guys watching Madoka? Magica? Is it worth it? I don't know. Go into ever like maybe we'll say like yay or nay. Yeah.

53:33 So then after this, we'll we chose on the bottom of this too much because I can't say, I don't care. I hate me this much. This thing is important though. Like he essentially beats Tyler to a fucking pulp for fucking Maddie in the pool. Yeah, and it's been socking. Tyler the whole episode, he breaks into his house. He beats the shit out of him. Tyler, poor poor. Tyler. He's so stupid. He had so many chances to escape or play this differently, but he doesn't he just gets wrecked by time. Or by Nate but not but also like poor Tyler.

54:04 Not one is a good rack though. There are multiple times. Oh, yeah, he was an idiot. He had so many chances are too many questions when it was. Like, what do you know what you did? It's like at that point, get the fuck. I mean if you walk into your house and some guys there you should just run immediately into your bedroom and lock the door or run right back out of your house, like, whatever it is that's going on on one, get the fuck out of there. So then the only other thing I will say about that. Is I do think it's It's not only like really sad, but and I do also have to redeem myself because I think

54:34 last episode, I said that maybe I did. I think I did though. I think I said that, I didn't think they flopped Maddie and Tyler, but we know. Absolutely no, they did because Tyler, pretty much admits. Yes, but he's like, dude. She like literally asked me to like this wasn't even like flirtatious. She literally told me to fuck her in the bowl. Yeah. So moving on. That's really well. We also in the scene get another, we got another clue. Clue number 45, that Nate is gay. Which is that he calls Tyler, the f word, a fag,

55:05 right, which is again, like, pretty, pretty common, for closeted, like, especially super closeted like hyper-masculine, dudes to be like, Ultra homophobic. So, like no surprise here, but this is probably like a big hand. Good point. Nate is gay. Yep. So then, if we have McCain Cassie, yes, Scott. McKay is so fucking wack. He really is and I really isn't much. Avant on this because it's a surface level, but it's quite sad that here. They are in this long-distance relationship. I've

55:35 actually been in this boat. I've been in college and have had a boyfriend in high school. So it's like when you see each other for the first time, like, trust me, you're not trying to like, fucking talk about shit, like you're either Bangin or or you're doing something sexual, but like, there's a lot of like tension, you're young. You're stupid. You're not like, they're like shoot the shit and like talk about your day at school. It's like boring. And here's McKay talking about football, and is day at school, not even just like talking about Football. He's just a like bragging about his stats and then be like complaining about his coach like he's just being

56:05 a little whiny bitch. And then Cassie who is way too? Fucking cool for McKay is like, do you want to kill your coach? Like let's kill him like, which is super cool and to, which McKay should immediately be like, yeah, let's kill him. Like and then let's bone on this couch and instead. He's just like like I'm trying to have a real ass conversation with you. That's her down really like it's really bad. Like here's a thing like we learn later. Cassie's background. And why she's like this. But like also. What is she like, I mean, I think that's pretty normal

56:35 meaning. Like I said, you haven't seen your boyfriend a while. You're a long distance. So yeah, she wants to like a superstar, be cute or like straddle him. And like do like sexy like in the cool. Nothing wrong with being hot. Like who cares? He's such a bitch. And then like also his stand, Christie 100. This like real ass conversation. He wants to be having is not a real as conversation. It's just a one-sided situation where he's just complaining like this is the most. This is not a Conversation. This is just you wanting to fucking complain and wanting Cassie to just sit there and listen to your football like bullshit,

57:05 like Kathy it, sit here and load her background about her drug. Addict. Don while her life and be like, poor me, poor me and instead. She's sitting there trying to be hot and you're talking about your football stats. Get a fucking like not a real nice conversation. McKay's fucking wack. He's whack. So moving on to our kind of like what ends the episode is really us introduced to Mouse. Who's the fucking scary. A real egg through forces our way. The first girls house, he's all nervous because Mouse is coming over, and holy shit. Mouse is one of the scariest

57:36 drug dealers. I have ever seen in anything ever, which is your prison. I didn't personally think this, but Alex, I trust more because he's seen a lot more like he's see more TV shows and films with drug dealers that I have. So I propose to you is he would not say that if you didn't mean that. He's fucking scary. He's scary because he's that tight that's scary or he'll do that type of shit. Like he does back type of like fucked up unpredictable shit. Like I'm gonna make you get high and then I'm gonna To make you give me money for getting right? If you don't have money, like, you're gonna have to fuck me. Like, that's what I believe. They have guns and

58:06 stuff like some scary. That's some scary. But we see astronauts was like laughing and he's like, whoa, he has this weird face top. It says, AI. What does that mean? Yeah, you can see in this episode a straight face that says AI. I'm curious, if we'll ever know what that means. I don't like, it's obviously not artificial intelligence. Make good money. I don't know. Yes, definitely. Making something up. What do y'all think it sounds for it? I don't know. Who knows. But then my question for you was obviously

58:36 he makes Rue take fentanyl which when I watch this, I don't even really know what that is. So can you if you don't mind giving me a quick blip of like, what the fuck is fentanyl? And should she have survived this? Taking that amount? Yeah. She takes a super small amount like basically a good drop. So, doesn't that make a ton. It makes sense that she survives but fennel is super fucking scary. Like fentanyl is an opioid derivative. Of and it's about 100 times stronger than morphine, which is what they give you in the hospital. When you like, have your arm blown

59:06 off or something like the worst pain, you could be in, they give you morphine. So this is 100 times stronger than the shit. They give you. So it's a fun drive and like many people. Do you know, it's not a fun drug and most shockingly. No Saudi like a large portion of odu's. Are when people think they're doing heroin and really, it's like either laced with fentanyl or it is fennel. And then they just die because your body. Early. Just can't handle how fucked up and strong. So she's really lucky. She's supportive people around her that help her through it. Yeah, it's scary. Shit and fuzz

59:37 grabs. Another Fez has a super smart, dude. He knows not to fuck with that and all he knows that's bad because people he says, like people are going to die and he doesn't need the heat of like people dying and the cops like looking into why people are dying so he doesn't fuck with it. He's also a super smart dudes. He keeps an Arcane around because he tells ashtray to go grab the Arcane. It's like it's a drug that you can give someone on the when they're od'ing to like basically. NG them back from the brink of death. Like, wow, you are about to die of an overdose. You can give someone an Arcane and it saves their life got

1:00:07 it. So then after that, you know, honestly everyone's just in a fucking bad place. At the end of the episode. We've got, let me just, let me just list it out for you. We've got, you know, Maddie, she's going back to Nate and being a real dipshit. I mean, who wants to Denis? He's a fuck. And it's always in a dark place because it's just Nate Jules gets her first text from Shy Guy 118, which is neat. We I know that. So it's like she's not there yet. But she's going down a dark path. Yeah, real fucking you know, we see herodium easy, her still doing drugs

1:00:37 and she doesn't have her. It's like she's been she's causing Fez code trouble, which is talking about fuck with Fusco. She's calling from them, fast goes on our path because this goes in the hole $600 now because he's looking out for ruined being a good dude. Yeah, so that's a nice turn whole because like their businesses behind now, so he just had to Fork over 600 bucks. He should keep that receipt. Like keep that receipt and give it back to ruin. I owe you. Yeah important totally only see Cassie and Mike are definitely in a dark place because it's like, you know, like I mean, I think Cassie's like a baller

1:01:07 but also like she's sad because like she's gonna fight with McKay now because she was just being normal and he's in the case being so well, he's being super wack at the end when he's like ones and David's, and he's like, please, I'm so horny you doing here. My crew fucked her over was real rude. Rude was rude. Yeah, true. True. You rude. Then we've got cats

1:01:37 sex tape is out. That sucks is out. She's doing with crutches in crisis control. Yeah, you know who is driving though? Bb bb is doing just fine. He's living her hot her best life. She's got lots of hot. Gossip. The spread. She's fine. Yeah. Yeah. That's like honestly it just like I will end on that note saying everyone is in a really deep dark place, okay. Well, it would be really horrible of as to not in the episode with our traditional know of superlatives bourbon

1:02:07 the time. So best-dressed, we're doing like a quick fire round. So best-dressed Maddie for me. Also Maddie in this episode she for me. It's like they shoot first day of school. She's got the light blue, the light blue. Look on the sky blue and then she's got the red eyeshadow which Super works. And then later. She's got the bowling. Of it, which I think also super works for her when they go bowling. But also the light blue outfit plays into kind of the larger color scheme of this episode,

1:02:38 which we kind of talked about outside of this, where the lighting is almost all like this really awful like putrid yellow and almost all the outfits are like the light sky-blue like Jules has the sky blue. Cassie's, got the sky blue. Maddie's got the sky blue. So it's kind of like an overarching color scheme for the episode. Absolutely. I see all the way for but I was mad at it. Have a specific author. I love, every opportunity, whirs and the entire show. I will say super quick. Shout-out cat. I don't usually like her style, but in this

1:03:08 episode she's wearing a shirt from one of my favorite artists picture plane. It's a degenerate shirt that he made through his clothing line called alien body. Check it out. Okay. Well, we'll post it on our Instagrams. We always post a plug for my boy. So we're stress for me. Obviously, even with the fucking dumbass Medieval Time shirt, like you could get that I could well, I love it. But for me, it's going to be Nate and this one for those fucking khaki. He's wearing after he beats up. Tyler, like God, what a doofus wearing. Khakis to the bowling alley. Well, if so, then what's the next category? Daily

1:03:38 episodes episode for me? It's Jules. She's a great friend to Rue all the way through. She's super cute, love it. And then Minds cat, I pick actual she's a baller. She deals with the one of the most horrendous things. A woman can deal with, which is a sex tape, being released in high school, and she just she takes full control. I'm here for cat. All right, then we're on to the old big purple. Older tear a pasture which for watching 3. They obviously, we don't even say why not Class. Clown for me this

1:04:08 week. It's going to be our boys, t0 and Romero AKA Roy and Troy, don't know which one it is. But whoever it is pretty funny for me. I mean, I do think I agree with that, but I also think baby. I don't know why. I just love her. All right, best couple last couple rules. It's gotta be rules for me this week. They're super cute. Father of the country. Yeah. We're just starting, but The best part of our relationship. So they're like butting into a beautiful relationship and then we're on to the song of the week for me this week. It's obviously Stuntin Like

1:04:38 My Daddy. It's a great song. It holds up. We still party to it all the time. In our kitchen. We do not spy a little Wayne Little Wayne small, Wayne and Birdman. That's a great. That's just the Classic. It's a real fucking Bop. Yeah, for me. It's a, what's it called Mount Everest by Labyrinth. Sorry. I have a little, like a brain fart there. But yeah, it's Mount Everest by law. Labyrinth Alex hates it. I don't really care. I love it. I think I like it because it literally it should be called Euphoria. It was a song. He already had and he just added it to the for

1:05:08 soundtrack, but I think it like whenever I think of you for it, I can't listen to it. And not think about Euphoria and I think that's very telling of a track, like, it's so fucking good. I Learned was a know. I love it. I don't really know anything, but there was a little news moment for your boy Labyrinth. He, he showed up this past week when the celebrities put out. Super cringy imagine video where they were all taking turns singing verses from Imagine by John Lennon. And what was whatever is for Coronavirus. They're trying

1:05:38 to be like, let's stay positive and it's a really like incredibly tone-deaf and cringey and Labyrinth took part in that. So, but to be fair here, this is what I will say, on that really quickly. If you are tested by Gal, Gadot, who's a huge celebrity, if you don't know, like, look her up. I don't know. I didn't know her because Wonder Woman. Sure, I don't care. David. Oh, who cares? She put, you know, she text you though. She's a celebrity in your labyrinth or like up-and-coming artist. I guess he's pretty established. But still you go tax. Let's like, let's spread positivity and Corona

1:06:08 you'd be a real asshole to be like, nah. Thanks. I'll pass so disagree. No, so I'm gonna give him a little, I'm gonna give him a get out of jail, free card. And say, he was just trying to do the right thing as a parent. Seems like an amazing person all-around. Nice guy. I'm sure his intent was good. But this isn't God. Good do. This is not a labyrinth. This is on. Gal could do. All right. Yeah, I mean agree on that. So you know what? Those were great superlatives. This is a great episode Alex. I really thank you for

1:06:38 your feedback. You're welcome. This is a lot of fun. We're just going to keep getting drunk. So let's just cheers to that. This has been a crazy week dealing with coronavirus in New York. Cheers. Here. We are. At the said to, we're doing great and all I want to say is, we're also going to drop episode 3 on Tuesday at the same time as this one. So, please He's listened to both. Follow us on Instagram. We're going to plug everything on there. We really want you all to be involved. We want to hear your feedback. There's anything you even

1:07:08 want us to talk about like just let us know. This is so fun for us. We're so appreciative of all the support. We've already gotten. So on that note, we're going to keep getting drunk. And I just want to remind you all through this coronavirus and as harsh fucking time in the world, instead of walking around and seeing imagine, like, stupid Gal Gadot. Let us all drink. Be merry and let's just keep that euphoria's. I'm going keep your life before it. Kids. Love you. All will see you in episode 3.