Episode 3 - The KitKat’s Meow Transcript

00:01 Hello, you for Ian's, welcome back to that. So euphoric, today's episode marks, the complicated start to Thundercats Evolution. We get to see, cat chug pina, coladas as a middle schooler transformed into Khaleesi, queen of fanfic and we even go as far as having to take a front seat to her stimulating. A disgusting Diaper Man on the interwebs. This episode is truly feeding us. All the teenage feels and angst. Ruin Jewels have their first Their first

00:31 kiss, and even an intimate photo shoot all in under an hour of footage. While shit is hitting the fan everywhere else. We get to learn baby's real name. Reveal the mysterious departure of the actor who was originally slated to play McKay and find out how One Direction feels about their animated sex scene. I've already spilled way too much tea. So, let's just shut up for now, and let's get you for it.

01:30 Hello, Alex, how are you doing? Hey Paige, what's up? What it is? What's good, you know, week, 3 of quarantine. We're still being saved for staying indoors because that is what the New York City has asked of us. And we are good citizens. So we have been inside. Now for what, a little over three weeks. Yeah, fucking three weeks, three weeks, small apartment. But what can you do? You know, when life throws you? I don't know. What is it? Lemons make lemonade.

02:01 Order in this case. Gin and tea and lemon a lime in this, huh? Yeah, it's an Arnold Palmer, Arnold Palmer. So, when life throws you lemons, make an Arnold Palmer with Jen with Jen. So anyways, we were that was a really stupid joke, moving on. I have some fun. I mean, I feel like I have some good Euphoria updates like some tea if you will know some hot, boys. First of all, I have to say this first because I'm still like, Like low-key freaking

02:31 out. I know like you have it like fine and you're not freaking out but I'm absolutely fucking freaking out. So everybody this weekend, Sydney Sweeney who plays Castle Cassie on Euphoria. If you don't know that like you probably shouldn't be listening to this podcast or you should go turn on HBO watch Euphoria, but she watched our live in sustar into stories on that. So euphoric on our page. That's so hot. That's like insane. So like it's And we like tagged her.

03:01 So a real brief short story and background on this Alex. And I actually met her at a New York Fashion Week event. It was very, very brief. Like, when I say me, it was just like we got to ask her a question. I stood up and like asked her about her fashion. How she like a question which I came up with. Yeah. Okay. Alex gets crowded out of the question because mine was stolen by some other bitch. In the crowd. I follow the question because Sydney Sweeney is from my home state Washington State. Wow. She's in Salem. He's from in small asshole. She's from Spokane.

03:31 Originally really small-ass town in the middle of fucking nowhere, but it was really cute. So absent. I both got to ask you this question. He videoed me. If you want to see it. It's actually on our story highlights and it's labeled Cassie, but go ahead and watch it there. I might put it on our live as well. But it was such a great day. You can ask Alex. My heart was racing. I was sweating. She's my favorite on the show. I mean her and Maddie are like a tie for me. Actually. I really love them all so much. I don't know who would make me more Starstruck. But she's definitely like up there.

04:01 She's number one. Oh, yeah, so she was very nice. Oh, so nice, so cute. So petite, so small like great jogs. She is like a hot badass bitch. Nobody really have. It. Not me. I know, I'm just saying like she's hot like a but that's not all she is. I guess what I'm saying is like I think a lot of people like see her as just like a pretty girl, but she was like really dope. I absolutely adore her and then very low-key and like down there. Yes, so humble then as if it doesn't get any, you know, I I'm thinking this is amazing, like pinch

04:31 me. Then I go to watch my own personal Instagram at P Blazer, and she's watching my stories on my personal account as well o.m.g., I'm clapping for myself because that is like that goes down in the books like that. I've made life is made. So yeah, so I don't know how you like really go up from that. So unfortunately the rest of the episode will go down but that is like a huge moment for both of us. And we're very excited. And Sydney, if you're actually

05:01 listening to this, which I doubt you are, but like if you're that bored and you are like, that is so great. And you should probably be on our podcast. Okay, the jinns heading. I mean she should be, she's probably Cathy's, probably one of the only characters on the show. We don't just totally rip on no. Absolutely because she's an angel and she really is a badass bitch. I just I love her and I love her in real life. That's the thing. I love her character. But like, I love Sydney's. Winnie and she's been great in a lot of other stuff too. Oh, yeah. We just saw our and under the Silver Lake. Where is she? I was like a pretty minor role that you still like good.

05:32 We see that some other stuff as well. Yeah, I'm handmaid's tale. She's on Once Upon Time in Hollywood. Yeah. She's really racking up those titles. Like she's her resume is looking very nice this summer Rack Em Up girl. So anyways, moving on from that story. Then we go on to algae Smith. Who plays McKay? He dropped a single this weekend. Sorry. I don't mean to laugh but like it is funny. First of all, algae, Smith's new single crab. I've already forgot it. I It's called push me away or

06:02 fuck. I need to look it up. But anyways, whatever pushing you away. It doesn't sound. Real Banger will definitely plug it. I think I already did plug it actually in our stories, but like, I'll plug it again. Like, go buy it on ice. It's all real. Quarantine. Bop kids. I'm not trying to be rude. Like, it's not like the worse. It could be much worse than it is. Did you actually listen to it or not? You probably. Didn't you played me some of it? I was Not impressed, but you're not impressed. Neither am

06:32 I. But like, it's not the worst. I've heard so much worse. Yeah. For sure. But also, another like hilarious thing. That's actually not cool. But like funny. I was on Insta. He had an insta live. He would like he was at a bar, which I am going to criticize him a bit here. We are in quarantine. I don't care where the fuck you live. Like, why are you at a bar? And he was bragging, about being at a bar because people were live like people can comment in a live thing. Explain Alex because he's on Instagram like I fucking You don't expect kind of a boomer in the social media

07:02 world. Oh, that's good. I have a tech talk. I know it's true. But anyways, you can comment on live stories as we now and I commented and I was like, whoa, dude, you drunk and then I put like, laugh my ass off or something and he responded to us and I actually put it in our instance story, but he literally respondent was like, I'm drunk. Like I only had one beer so he responded to my comment but also like. Yeah, once again here to criticize like why are you at a bar? A like, we're in quarantine be. A good citizen. Like I've had to sit in my fucking

07:32 studio apartment. That's 400 square feet for over three weeks now, like, you know, you're a rich celebrity. Like sure he's not Leonardo DiCaprio, but like he's living quite well, he could quarantine and style, you know. Oh, yeah. I mean Go sing. Push me away on your balcony all day long. I don't care. But like, why are you at a bar? Yeah, I don't know. And people were commenting being like social distancing. Why aren't you doing it? And you could tell he was ignoring it and then he finally like drunkenly was like, yo, I can be at this bar phone. He says only like really, really Don't, I don't want to quote it, but like, he was kind of like, Snappy

08:02 like defensive. He was like, I'm here like, entering my home units. Like, you know, you like a dipshit right now. He is a little douchey in real life. Yes. He's always working out. He's always like posting Fitness videos. I mean, McKay, like Audi, bro. Yeah. I'll G like good casting, I guess. Yeah. Great. Hey, is pretty douchey to yeah. Yeah. Yeah, great casting. But yeah, we don't hate on you algae. But like, yo, like stick to singing and let's not go out to the bars during corn. Team be better than that just method acting and he's

08:32 just in the McKay mindset, like 24/7. He's like Daniel Day-Lewis to be fair to like all this stuff is so weird, but I think we're far enough in quarantine where you shouldn't be at a bar and you should have be live instagramming from it. But no Mike a be a tow bar. That's the question. Yeah, and I don't cares like that. Mike is a fictional character and isn't dealing with coronavirus. Algae Smith is so stay home. Promote your record and shut up. I mean, yeah, obviously, okay. Yeah. I'm going to heat it. Just kind of Yeah, well this myth shout out like we don't hate but

09:02 like move on. Anyways, so this weekend also, we had a great live and install Life's. A big deal during quarantine right now. But Alexander Wang did a live makeup sesh with Alexa Demi, which I know all super fans were tuned in. I could see them all commenting. It's a lot of fun Alex and I were very, very intoxicated, but we did watch and I don't know. I loved it. I thought it was cute. I mean you Love, Alexander Wang. Yeah, it was cute. I mean, it was like

09:33 Fascinate them together. It's not like super of my alley but like, it was cute. Alexander Wang's fun to watch. Like, it's a dummy seem super low-key and shall be called Everything, She, which was kind of funny, like, people do all the time. I didn't make up that it's like, you gotta beat her. You gotta like, yeah. I was very confused by that but it was kind of funny. I also liked how we kept like, picking filters because it was like, I always have to use a filter and he was using my brush the sunglass public space filters. And then it was also a really funny seeing all the superfans

10:03 comment when the Euphoria song was playing in the background. Everyone was like, that's Labyrinth. That's Labyrinth. It's like we fucking know that that's Labyrinth. So yeah, that was fun now. So we watch that. So we had a Euphoria packed weekend truthfully without even meaning to truly. So yeah, no time to waste really I think we really do have so much to discuss in this episode. Yeah, let's get into it. We're on to episode 3, which is Old Maid. You look, this is a good time to mention. We forgot to mention

10:33 this last week, but starting with episode 2, last week, every episode from two to the end, is named after a song. I think they're all hip hop songs, unless I'm wrong. So last week was sound. Like my daddy, this week, we have made you look which was a song by Nas and then this trend can like continues on through the end of the show. Yeah, I think so. Here we go. And I think you're right. And also like everyone at every single song is great. Yeah, every song that they use for On title is totally hot and the soundtrack is just fire.

11:03 I mean, really the show is Just Praise so much for good music. So yeah, so we got made, you look by Nas and then the episode opens ruse in bed with jewels be being super nerdy. I'm yet again, like, bringing up. I think that they're showing us how rude knows all this stuff. And this time, it's a dream because she's asleep in bed and we zoom in on her head and then she goes into like narrating cats childhood interesting. Yeah. I know we got is this Kathy? Then we get into cats childhood and there she is on vacation rolling around

11:33 in the waves. Yeah that part you were cracking up. I didn't really think that was that funny when I first watched it was just funny because she's just gotta like flopping around in the waves like screaming. I think she's just like, oh, it's funny. I like it, but we did have to like, you know, take note and definitely shot out to the TV lashes drinking out of it's really on point. Alex and I are he used Tiki Bar for son's. Big Tiki fans around. Yeah, music Tiki drinks. Tiki glasses Tiki Bar.

12:03 That's all you Fork. Take a drink. Oh, yeah, make it like purple. I'll give you the whole we're doing that. Anyways, we're getting off track today. So cat, you know, she's like chugging these virgin pina coladas. I think they're virgin they have to be she's so so yeah, but anyway, she's like down in them. I can definitely, like, fully relate to cat. In this moment. I am absolutely cat on vacation when I was a kid as of, and also, So me now she I have the same. I

12:33 know, you know, this about me, but I went to Hawaii with my parents, like when I was eight and I loved that, this one, banana strawberry smoothie that I was like obsessed with. And you could just get at the pool bar and I have this waiter. He's really cute. He would always meet me these movies, right? And I didn't know what tipping was them. I got it. No you had to tip. So my dad was horrified, we leave the hotel like day eight, right of staying in this. Nice resort and he gets the bill and I paid for like 20,

13:04 strawberry banana smoothies and I didn't tip the waiter. Once he was like, I don't know why the fuck this waiter what kept serving you like. First of all, you're eight years old. He should have like asked who my dad was pissed. Was like, you should not like you shouldn't have done that like, you know, better but also like what was that weight or doing giving an eight-year-old five smoothies a day, but I didn't get any money. So his fault, but I was definitely convocation as I am now in, quarantine. I can relate her coming back to school and having to wear layers like this will absolutely. Be me. Welcome back to work. I will be wearing 7 sweaters. Like I can't, I'm not

13:34 dieting on this quarantine. I'm eating, whatever the fuck I want. So a girl can relate unless it gets to like crazy like, psycho. Scary quarantine status. There's no food anymore. Like I have to like scavenge and eat like bugs. And yeah, let's not talk about me. Looking like anorexic. So what you know, I'd much rather have seven sweaters on than that. Well, let's hope it doesn't get to that. I'm not trying to eat bugs. Oh my God. Gross. I mean, I hope not. I'm here for like the mac and cheese. I'm not doing that. Uh-huh. So anyways, she's like laying on the bed

14:04 trying to pull up her jeans. I mean this vacation has taken a toll on my body and really has poor cat, like she's Struggle Bus here. She's just having a hard time, you know, gets back to school and oh I have to bring up. She has this weird wall in her house, like in the entryway of her house that Alex was kind of like, okay, whatever page but I thought it was super weird. Yeah. I mean, I don't think it's whatever I do, you know, I love pointing out a weird architectures. Chiral feature like the we're white ass stairs and jewels house. Yeah, there's like a weird like

14:34 brick like mountain right by the front door. With plants on top. It's just like a really weird like kind of like sound even know what it is, maybe like mid-century the 70s like architectural feature and it's just fucking strange. Yeah. So we're seeing that before and it's so weird when you're watching this episode episode 3, definitely just look at the entryway ever house. It's weird as fuck. It is weird. So then you know poor cat. She's only 11 years old and her. Do she boyfriend? Dan? Old dumps her and it's literally through a note that some bitch named Kendra's Adeline rights

15:04 like you, so that happens. So she's just having a rough rough, fucking capita, goddamn bitch. So then we got into like her more teenage years and she's kind of trying to figure out what love is all that. Yeah. She's watching some, she's watching some shows and like wistfully dreaming of her like picture-perfect, like, Hollywood romance. So we took a look at the shoes. So heartbroken. And so yes, and so we were checking out the shows. He's watching. The first one is Gilmore Girls found

15:34 out. Alex. Not a shout. Hey, it's a Gilmore Girls, the second one. So the second one we could not find the third one is Scandal, but when I was trying to find out what the second show is, I was looking in the credits because I thought they would name it there. So they don't name that show in the credit. So if you know what it is, let us know. But what I did notice in the credits is that once you go like pretty deep into the crowd. They're getting into naming all like the weird, like, obscure actors that people are

16:04 the roles that people are playing. There is a character. There's a couple like very funny characters. So one of them is super hot Warrior, Man seem, right, but it's just funny that he's called that but the second one is cunty classmate. That's probably kundrus. It's probably Kendra. And the third one is usually named it in the credits. Contiki look in the credits. This character is 11 years old Humpty classmate. I don't know that it's Kendra for sure. But there is someone in

16:34 the credits, only listed as cunty classmate. And then there is also some in the credits only listed as filthy, dude. And I literally have no idea who that refers to. Oh, my God. So the, the explicitness of euphoria also extends deep into the credits dude, where we're getting cunty, classmate, and filthy, dude, along with the superhot while you're turning there, like, hey, can you type these up? So, so from now on, you better believe. That I will be checking the credits to see what? Like what I say. We got every week. Wow.

17:04 So I'm gonna do that research. Check it out a research. Yeah, totally caught me off. I was singing your favorite Gilmore Girls song. Yeah, I cut you off because that's all fucking sucks. That's not even a song. Came up a lot, girl in the recording studio. Like No, it hurts. Yeah, and then cats getting into fanfic and she's she's like, it's hot and steamy. It's not like, you know, your regular old but it's like explicit. I mean, I think all fanfic is pretty borderline.

17:35 It is XY mean. That's kind of the point. Did you eat fanfic growing up? I absolutely didn't even know it was a thing. Now it is like probably one of the craziest levels of nerd like you can go and I'm a very nerdy person, but I'm not a fanfic level nerve. I'm not either, but also the car Superman's Really cute like little fanfic stories. I'm here for. I think it's funny like good for them for like being creative. I guess I would rather my kid be writing stories and like putting their mind toward them like playing video games. Okay, let me, let me actually really. Let me re correct. I don't think fanfic is necessarily

18:05 cringy. I think our Roddick fanfic is almost always very crunchy. So, romance novel. Yeah. It's but it's like a like 13 year, olds legs, like scandalous, like, nasty romance novels. But yeah. Anyways, writing some fanfic about Out Hook and Emma who are characters from a show called Once Upon a Time, weird, which is only noteworthy because Hook is actually Captain Hook. So she is writing fanfiction about Captain Hook. Wow, that's hot. So there you go for all you. That's who you want to be for Halloween for everybody

18:35 that I mean, I love Captain Hook, but I don't actually but I don't want to fuck him like a but I should be and that's hot. We don't even know. Who am I? I'll be her. It's fine. Alright cool. So it's also very important to name the author. I mean, it's not just cats Thunder KitKat and her. Otto is or whatever you want to call. It is, come from the fiction. See, um, stay for the fantasy. I really like this. I feel like this is like so creative. I mean, she's young and like, this is just great. I mean, come for the fiction. I come for fiction. I definitely. Don't. Come for nonfiction.

19:06 Like I'm here for it. I like it. So let me go into I'm gonna let Alex take it away because he really did like extensive research on this. I mean not expensive, but then she goes into her whole, like One Direction. One. The so funny, I think the part. So I think that part is very funny. Mostly because of ruse British accents through does like very silly British accents, which I like. Yeah, the cartoons, like, not bad at all. It's kind of funny, you know, the cartoons funny. The cartoon is created by someone named titmouse also.

19:37 So now out out to, I think it's actually an animation studio. But I also noticed that in the credit School, shout-out titmouse one of my meals, but then I think the animate stuff for Adult Swim, but I don't know then sorry. I looked it up. I was like, I wonder how like One Direction feels about this. Like erotic like animation sequence and apparently I'd be honored honestly, but apparently Louis Tomlinson. Who is in the erotic fan? Fiction, Harry Styles and Iran's the Tomlinson Hui. Tomlinson was Tomlin. He

20:08 he does not feel so good about this. He says, he's not a fan. He says he that he was not like no one came to him for approval. For this know what he did. He says he Doesn't like it. He does not approve of it. He's a role. He is not a fan at all. So fucking stupid. He was like, I did not approve this. No one approached me about this and he was like, I think it's pretty sus that a major like Studio. Put this out without talking to me ever. Louis, Tomlinson. Tom Wilson, whatever the fuck

20:38 her name is. Like, first of all, One Direction is so washed out like Harry Styles is the new thing. I'm not into it. But like you're out of here like sorry, you're so lame. Like you should feel so privileged and honored to be in a hit show. Euphoria like to be featured, fellating your bandmate and I attend TV, shouldn't have a sense of humor. I know, I would think, you know what I mean. Is there not like attacking his character. It's like, you're in an all-boy band singing about like, butterflies and organizers. You're gonna be made fun of boy bands are very like naturally, very

21:09 coarse, like people. Are you like having gay sex with your? It's funny? Yeah, like if our friends are in a band, shout out catastro. I feel like if you like made a joke about that. Them like fucking they would think it was hilarious. They love it. They be like if someone wrote a 7,000 word fanfic about them banging on tour. They we have just stayed up. Good humor. Like it just happened. He's a little sense of humor. Yeah. My God also plug. Yeah. Listen to her friends catastro. They're actually really good. But anyways, yeah.

21:39 So anyways, then were relevant. But then cats having her whole fantasy like sequence where she's dreaming that she's like Khaleesi and there's like barbarians. Bring the her school today. Filthy, man. And I guess that's really super hot Warrior guy. It's from, I mean, this is kind of an interesting scene to because it kind of like it does perfectly depict how she like sees herself. Like it's like she's she's afraid of what everyone's going to think. If they really know who she is, which shows that she's very self-conscious. She's

22:09 also just like incredibly nerdy. I know, but it would be weird. Having people comment all day long saying like you must be so beautiful. I can't even imagine like what you look like. I don't know. She's obviously has a lot of But I thought people were riding out to me right now. I'd be like, oh my God. I hope they don't see what I really look like. So, I feel there on that. But anyways, that's a crazy scene. It reminds me. I mean girls, when they have the jungle scene in the cafeteria. Yeah, the same thing. Yep, but Game of Thrones themed. Yeah. So then we got Alex has a lot to say about there's and I kind of do too

22:39 but then she's getting ready for like her. Her first like on-screen debut is and she puts on. What is the what is probably the silliest like least sexy? Ask you could ever find. Like, it's definitely can't mask the sexy though. Would you say? I mean, you could find like something like Lacey or a little smaller or a little more like cat. Like, but instead she takes this, like giant black, like feathery bird, looking things like it's reminds me of a furry dating. She was like kind of like, you know projecting like

23:09 the hiragana. I hope not but it is just so not so, not hot. Like, yeah. I'm not even going to sit here and like disagree. I definitely think it's time. So goofy. I laugh every time she puts it on, but I think I laugh because it, you, I don't remember. Really thinking it was that weird. But now I always, it's just a silly mask, like it's not hot. It was like, I was bothering Party City. Yeah, exactly. Like I know she's going for the cat thing, but, like, there has to be a sexier Kappa. He's got. She could make that a lot more sexy, but, you know, we'll give her a pass here because she's young and she's it's her first time on

23:39 the big screen. So we got the great Drake song from rolling through, you know, he's a she's trying to twerk. Yeah. She's, you know, I think you're a little harsh. I mean sure it's a little bit of an awkward torque seen But like she can't really torque. Okay fine. She can't work but like she's trying and also like I think purposely she's not supposed to be liked working really. Well. Like it's like a high schooler trying to like be hot. Yeah, it's accurate. Like most islands can't work really well. It's funny because she's just like, not really nailing

24:09 it's crunchy. But the only other thing I'll say, is like, that does took balls no matter where you're posting those, like you best believe, I would never be setting up a camera and working. Even if I got paid money to do it, like I don't know, I would work for money. Well, yeah, you're weird. Also, like you already did that to the same song on your Tick. Tock. So segue. What is your Tick? Tock? Username, Alex? Shout it out to the Superman. Find me on Tick-Tock at Young underscore chicken. Why you Angie? Yeah, where I have done the classic Tech top

24:39 trend of flip. The switch, got 500 views on that bitch. First Tick Tock ever, 500 views. We'll go check it out. But yeah, that's a great time. I fucking love that song. It's a great way to open the credits that we quickly transition. So we kind of take a pause on cat for a minute. Let me go into Jewels, like, essentially line the law to Rue laying down along just as being like, a good friend. And also, just like looking after herself and she's just like, really, I can't like, have you around if you're going to be like a

25:10 super self-destructive, like fucked up, drug addicts. Like it's bad for me and like I care about you too much. Yeah. So this is kind of like a good wake-up call for real and like there's an attic so that's not going to fix everything. Nothing, but it's good to have people like that. Like no cop life. So good job girls. And then we got, you know, she comes home and she hasn't told her mom with the hell. She's been all night. So like rightfully so, her mom's like screaming at her. I think the only reason I'm bringing this up is because I think it's important to like CGI has reaction. She's like never mad. She's always like

25:40 really stressed and like sad which makes me sad because it's very clear that she has major PTSD from the OD incident. And I just, I don't know. Like I said, I really like their Sisterhood as it develops. Out the show. So I think it's important to note when that happens because it's like very sad, it just gets worse and worse. Yep. So then from there, oh, I also found the note you and I were talking like during the show like how the fuck does she always asks the pee test in front of her mom? Like actually. Yeah. I mean I think part of it is that obviously she's like a professional

26:10 by this point like she's a she's a heavy drug user but also like her mom is a good mom, but she's a little oblivious like she is she should have been Turning around when your kids doing a pee test in their attics and they're like like you gotta know, you know, I mean everybody everybody knows like that. You can fake a pee test. If you keep the bag of pee on you, like everybody knows that. I know but I'm just impressed because her mom's in times pulls her out of nowhere. So my does Reuters always have a bag of pee in her underwear wherever she keeps it. I mean, yeah, maybe like she probably I wouldn't

26:40 be surprised. Like she's like a straight-up attic like so she might be living that life of keeping peace strapped to her like all the time for all we know it's funny. I used to have to pay for my friend Spencer all the time. Same thing. Yeah, all the time and he was actually really good at taking tests. So I believe it, it's not like it's shockingly. Unbelievable. But I'm like damn you can fake it. But if you're the parent of like a kid that almost Saudi, you should probably be like, making sure that that P is like comments, right? Yeah. So after that, what are we going to? We kind of talked about

27:11 Rue talking at the screen for the first time, right? Well first, we get this really cool shot where ruse in her house in her bedroom and they zoom out from above. Above as if the house has no roof. So you can see in other rooms in the house and you can see outside and it's a super cool shot. And it reminds me a ton of this really cool movie called Enter the Void directed by Gaspar. No, that's probably, I would guess it influenced this shot because that movie is all about drugs. The entire movie is shot from above like that where you're looking down into

27:41 rooms and the whole thing is about a drug trip and it's very like dark and weird. Dang. So I would guess that between the drug theme and the Style, it's probably influenced by that but it's a great shot. Yeah, I love it. Another cool thing that made me think of that is I know Sam levenson interview talk about how and it could be influenced by what you just said, but he talked about how he really wanted sound stages for this whole entire show, which they were pretty shocked by, because normally for shows like this, they don't do that. Like it's a lot of money, a

28:11 lot of money. Yeah, and he was very persistent. They kept talking. I'm not. And I finally were like, fine. So everything you're seeing is a sound said, they're not. Like filming inside someone's house, which is pretty cool because that's like really creative. They all like, I think all the sets are like beautiful. So yeah, I think it paid off. They do a lot of interesting stuff with that. It doesn't feel like they did it for no reason. They do a lot of interesting, like camerawork and weird shots and stuff that you could only pull off in the soundstage. Yeah, and I do think you and I bring it up all the time, but I feel like their rooms are so unique and

28:41 they're different, they're dark. And the lighting is very unique. I just think most shows you watch like ABC Family. I roll. It's like an Ikea room. It's like you literally The same shit every room on that channel. Like it's just like, there's no thought that goes into it. Nothing at all, your attention to detail. So so great job Sam. Yep. So then we get a root school. And like Paige said, she's talking straight to the camera. Hmm, her sweater, which is very interesting and she's wearing a sweater. I love that says sci-fi fantasy, which is from

29:12 this Pro Skater. Jerry shoes, like new line. He launched it. I think like two years ago. You can find it at like like opening. Ceremony or like Dover Street Market. Was it pricey? It's not like, it's not like bad price. Yeah, he's a, he's a X pro skater. He's like a little older. So who's winning designer, but she's like, you guys are really cool. Yeah, again, like Rue doesn't always have the worst style is like a cool sweatshirt. Yeah, and it's like a light purple with like lime green lettering. If ya looking

29:42 the brand is called sci-fi fantasy. It's super cool. It is. And then we get like this really good montage. Have a cute up on our TV because we were like there's so many outfits to digest here. So we're just going to kind of like watch it as we're talking right now and let you know. So this is well Jules is like talking to Tyler got AK + 8. So let's go Tyler. It can in a take a shy guy, 11 - yes. Hi guy. 118. Yeah, so and she's like fallen for him. But yeah, so first off, it's great.

30:12 She's wearing like a almost like a varsity. Cheer like Brian. I like an orange like tennis skirt thing going. I meant skirt. Yeah, it looks good. It's Gord white sneakers, I kind of see why in that shot like she might be Tyler Nate's type because it's kind of a more traditional as well as most like netted white long sleeve shirt with a black stripe. Running down it. She incorporates it with a lot of different out through the koala backpack, backpack is amazing. We both love the Iron Age. Of course, that's just the Classic her makeup to is

30:42 like so different. And every single one we can every outfit. She looking super like early 2000s here, which I'm not a huge fan of it. Makeup, super cool. She had looked at terry cloth like Juicy Couture thing, but the the cloud shirt with Angel launcher, is incredible. So good. It looks very fiery Chi which is like a desire that we both love. There's like angels on it to I can see. Yeah, that's really good. Her hair is great to. I always forgot that our hair is like that pale pink. Oh, yeah, and then she's got like a tie-dye like turtleneck on

31:12 with like a weird like snakeskin. Like skirt dress thing over it. Which weirdly like that's not something I would pull out. A closet and think that was dope but like, it looks good on her. She just pulls off. So many people do a pattern. It's a weird look, but she like pulls it off. I think she pulls it off cause she's so confident in her makeup is always like spot-on. Like, it always matches and her hair's always different. Like she's the only character, I think that most consistently changes her whole look to match the outfit other than Maddie. Yeah, but she also has like a definite aesthetic.

31:42 She's always kind of in like dreamy. Like light pastel e tones. Let's a lot of like pinks and oranges. In jail, and then like Sky Blues and stuff. She's not really like super often wearing like all black or anything like that. She doesn't wear red. Very often say she has like a straight-up theme. Like she's very eclectic. She has like color schemes. I think she's 62 though. Yeah, a lot of like light color. She's got like light purple on your books. Also dresses like a schoolgirl. A lot like

32:12 not necessarily The Stereotype, but she always has like the short pleated like skirts, kind of look. It's a lot of like the anime. It's like The anime twists Oleg schoolgirl style kind of cool. For a backpack. That's like two toned. That's a good one. She has a lot of good backpacks. She does not know anything about it. But yeah. Anyways, I think that's like enough for now, but then oh, yeah, we're looking at the scene right now. We're ruse wearing this hideous Hawaiian shirt that. I'm not that big of a fan of the Alex likes it. Yeah, we disagree on this. I think the Hawaiian shirt totally works for her. I think there's the tones for a bit. So

32:42 it's probably like, an orange yellow with red flowers. I think the Flames those like Guy Fieri or something a little A bit like the way she's wearing it. And the shirt itself. Their flowers. Yeah. I don't know. I feel it. I feel like it kind of looks like a, like, she's wearing. It. Kind of like a product, like bowling shirt type style. Yeah. So then we have I do want to bring up at least when she is texting, despite all her outfit breakdowns. She is texting Shy Guy, and it's very obvious to me that needs like kind of

33:12 into it. He's like smiling and smirking always texting her. It's a little weird to me. Don't you think so. This is Yeah, I'm really undecided at this point, having not watch the show as much as you. I'm very undecided on what I think about how Nate actually feels about jewels in this sequence. I feel like the intention is definitely to make you think that he's kind of feeling it. But as we all know later on, he really flips on that people, clearly not feeling it or if he was,

33:43 he doesn't give a shit because he completely is just like the absolute worst to her later on and he's going in really deep, like he is asking her. She first transition and stuff. So like he's really he's a fuck because I mean there's two takes on this like they can really only go two ways and one is that he is so calculating and terrible and like cold and smart about this that he is like maximizing like how much this is going to hurt. He's completely like manipulating the shit out of her because right and Isabelle is a super strong connection for

34:13 the purpose of just wrecking her later, but then there's the other option which is that he came into this, like with that intention. Action, but then actually like catches some feels for her. Yeah, I think that might be more the right track. I'm not, I don't know. I'm pretty undecided about how I feel about him. Yeah, but I just think you're right, though, like, for the Revenge part of it, like to make her feel that vulnerables fucked up because like, you don't ask people those questions and then like turn on like that all. That's I don't know. I can't even talk about it. Like I would be so

34:43 mad. If someone did that to me. Yeah, anyways, so then we kind of got into like cat learning about feet fetish. Yeah, and we meet the Johnny underscore unite underscore USA. Yeah. Well, we'll see more about him later. But there is someone hitting her up, Johnny underscore unite underscore USA. Which to me, that sounds like he's the, all right later. This sounds like a like redneck, like log. I like ooh,

35:13 yeah, usually unite and USA or not. No, not the father, not the greatest signs. We're trending. We'll see about him a little later in the episode. But yeah, I mean Kats mom. Come on. She walks in on her daughter. Her teenage daughter taking feet picks in her bedroom. And it's just like come to dinner. Like that's red flag. I think you're being so dramatic about this. I Red Flag City know. She might be like filming a tick tock for all we know, I take talk just at her feet. Like I wouldn't give two shits if I walked in, and my daughter was moving her feet around. I mean, I would probably

35:43 be like, what a weirdo. Probably she gets it from her dad. I'm not selling feet pit. Weird, so then I will. Did you have anything else to say about that at all? No, so then I kind of wanted to briefly touch on. You know, Maddie's fucking smart. She does pick up on Nate getting all these fucking texts all day long. I just want to say that really quick. She gets like they walk into the car together and right before we get like the infamous dick pic Montage. Maddie does confront

36:13 me and is like, what the fuck? Like who's texting you all the time? And she also opens up about her parents and the couch to do. They are and I do I just think that's important to like, set the tone for like their relationship going forward. Yeah, and he clearly doesn't give a shit. No, he's not even listening. But yeah, I don't know why. I just wanted to bring that up just with Maddie and just because it's more evidence. I also just wanted to praise mattock. She's a badass, but she's not stupid. She knows that he's like fucking around. So she calls him on his bullshit. Um, then we got, yes, the dick pic scene, which is so much fun. I really like this. Yeah. This

36:43 is a great scene. Yeah, really pretending like or school lesson on like the categories. Did fit dick pics. Jules is like running the the slide projector. Yeah, it's great. And get a Charles Manson Cameo we do and we also get the three, you know tiered pyramid of dick pics labeled as terrifying, horrifying and acceptable. Yeah, we'll just so accurate and so true. Like, yeah, I told Alex has so many times. Sorry, if any of y'all disagree. I don't really give a fuck. Like I think a dick pic is just nasty. I don't like I'm not

37:13 I don't get like hot looking at a dick pic. Like yeah, it's really not fair. It's pretty much common knowledge at this point. But most people like don't just want the dick-pic. So like guys that are still just sending the dick pic. It's like, did you not get the memo yet? That like, this isn't really what most girls are looking for someone of though. I'm just saying me personally. No like yeah, but like body in it, but like she said like 99% of them are unsolicited. Yeah, like so it's like not only is it unsolicited? But like it's something that like most girls definitely aren't into anyways,

37:44 so like you don't even really have a shot here and they are horrifying and she definitely brings something up that I was We're proud to say I also label, which is I always call guys, with, really big dicks. I call them like large Dasani bottles. When I'm gonna try to talk about 26 eyes, and she's juice has an Evian bottle. So we really kind of close, but I always used to say that in college. So I felt really proud that. I grew said that. So I was also laughing during the scene because in the I think it's in the terrifying category room mentions a Medieval sword in the background, which is probably

38:14 terrifying, unless your cat because clearly she'd be super into it. If some dude out of Big Medieval sword. Conoces fantasizing about. You'd be into that you were gay. No. Yeah, you're so good. Evil swords are always a red flag, unless your cat. Really? Yeah. I think you love that shit. I don't have a Medieval sword. I don't even want to meet evil. So you have a bunch of swords and Nerf guns and weird shit in our apartment. I don't have any sore. I'll have a machete. Let's not judge. If you were to ever take a dick pic around your shit. Would be absolutely

38:44 either. Terrifying are horrifying. It'd be hot. No, it would not be category forgery. Hot. No, there's no, there's no fourth category. Soundly Alex. All right, and also we realized during the scene that we forgot to take our bets last episode on how many dicks are in the locker room scene. So we're not taking about those. We had we just had to look it up. Remember. Yeah, we don't want to be inauthentic. I'm like that on it when we already know the answer. So so the answer we don't know how many in the locker room scene

39:14 but in episode 2, there's 27 and in the show overall. All there are 7171 dicks. That's what modded. There you go. A little bit. Yeah, 27 in one episode two. That's like another different 30% of the dick is all in episodes. We really are. There's a lot of different. There's a variety of things, all kinds. We're going to see a very unique dick in this episode, a little a little bit here. Oh, yeah. Oh, oh, oh, yes. Okay. Yes. So anyways, so then.

39:45 Other than that, oh, the cafeteria lady to cap, so Has this sweet sweet. Sweet moment with Ethan. She's obviously so embarrassed because this dumb bitch in line up in the cafeteria line for lunch is like, can you hurry the fuck up? It's like bitch. Like it's not her fault in the cafeteria ladies kind of slow and just buying a fucking grapefruit. Like calm down, kids are not, I'm sorry. I mean fired up his kids in high school or a little dicks. So she's really embarrassed and she's like looking for her money and she doesn't have any which is kind of weird. Like, I don't know what's up with

40:15 that. She definitely like has a nice house and shit, but the Really? It is like who like the grapefruit diet? Like so well-liked and it's so I'm just like, I'm like getting like blush. He's talking about it cuz I'm like, I would fucking die if my cafeteria lady was like, trying to conversate with me. Like, can you please shut up? Like, I can't have my only friend in the school. Be the cafeteria lady. That's such a bad, look, whatever. She's being nice, but even so sweet, he comes up and pays for her, which is adorable and she's just fucking

40:45 humiliated but she's like, she literally stops and is like she is on the Through diet like yeah, for it is hard and it is not easy to do something nice here and they're both kind of like savaging the poor boy, and I know, I know cats humiliated but he's just trying to hook up his friend, entire lunch and instead the grapefruit lady and caterpillar. It's kind of like coming down on mostly the kind of Julie's eyes are bugging out just like anything about the grapefruit diet and he's just like, I don't give a fuck. I'm just trying to pay for her. Hey, maybe maybe for buying her that grapefruit.

41:16 Later. Shall show them the grapefruit technique. You don't know what the grapefruit technique. Is that? Look it up. Look it up. So then we got the whole like Bitcoin thing which I'll let you take away since used to work. Yeah industry Alex. I recently worked at a crypto currency exchange Bitcoin. What up, so cat is like, how do I get money from these randos on the internet access? Like let me tell y'all like my parents know are sending it through a bank account or whatever.

41:47 So she goes to talk to ashtray and Fez kohu. This smart businessmen, that they are, they sell drugs using Bitcoin, which is a pretty smart way to smelled, sell drugs and I'll drive ya smell. So cattle. So starts using Bitcoin and yeah, like we make a funny joke like they say on this like it's a pretty great way to do kind of shady shit like sell drugs or like get money from like sex people online whatever because there is a great line in this scene

42:17 where like ashtray is like, Like yeah, we'll help you out with this unless it's human trafficking. Like I'll fuck with human trafficking cats. Like no, I don't I don't fuck with that. And then Best Coast like yeah, that's neither look like duh is great. I just love Fusco and stray Lon. I know they're both so great. So now cats a Bitcoin user. I know proud of it. I wonder. What are you doing it? Do you have a username? When you use Bitcoin? I should notice that like offset. He's literally world. It's an ostrich. So you just have a half. How long did you work

42:47 on it? Like a year and a half? Threatening a year and a half and I don't know shit about Bitcoin. So that tells you that much about our relationship. Anyways, let me have the photo shoot. Yeah. Ruined jewels. Get to their their sexy photo shoot. We got blood orange. Singing about the bedroom. Yeah, great song. It's a cute scene for sure. It's very flirtatious. But you also like feel almost like embarrassed for Rue because you can tell that like, Rue is so enamored by Jules but Jules is kind of like

43:17 in her own world right now is shyguy 118. Yeah. Roux is very, like, awkward and cute during the scene and Jules is being very, like, flirty. And like, yeah. Jules was a total tease on this episode. It's kind of hot though. So I'm like here for it. Yeah. My also said that her room has no fucking white liquor. Room is literally always the darkest of them all and think they live in California. Like she has Windows. Like why is it so dark? And for her being such a colorful like just such a wardrobe and then her room is just fucking

43:48 boring. But also like, Sure that I understand the choice to make her room so drab because everyone else is room, is like not super expressive of their character, but they all feel more real and like lived in and Jules room. Doesn't, I know, I told her that I get why, maybe we'll figure it out and seasons. Do you think? I think, definitely a part of it might be that she just moved to town? I might be like, I mean, my new room, not the whole season. Like she would decorate her room by now, especially someone is great. It was her, like, maybe they've moved along the paths or something, but

44:18 like, I don't know. What's going on real life? I don't know. Senri goes to n, a, narcotic analysis. And then she shows off her kotik analysis. It's not. That's what it's called Anonymous. All right. Now, so I mean, I guess they're also analyzing. No, I mean I'm wrong. I think I was drunk. I mean, no stuff on the way there. There's a cool bike shot. Yeah. There's a really great like another Super synth wavy bike shop where there's

44:48 like the fog and the Like neon lighting and the slow-mo biking like totally. I'm a lot of our superfans makes and wave-like edits of this. It's really cute. Yeah, I love it. So then she gets you know, she doesn't look like enough. Yes, and then you can take it away about ali because you know more about that than me. I mean, there's not too much to say but like Ali really in all he confronts her because you know, she's full of shit and he's a cool dude. He goes in on her. He like

45:18 calls it all out. He's basically li like your sisters never going to be able to love anyone because he you like he's making roof feel it to be fair though. He's not. It's not like it's like reality. Like what he's saying is absolutely true. So that was you know, every year olds. Yeah, nobody's given to her hard like this. Exactly. And then he also mentions Minnesota Fats and the scene which made me love these centers all fast. He's like, what are you trying to play like, Minnesota Fats? Yes, the Fastener. Like, Minnesota, what? I look that up in Minnesota. Fats

45:48 is a very famous and successful. Full pool player, I guess, Billiards. So there you go. He's a real person. It was funny. That was when I first like every time I hear that, I just start cracking up because he says it's so weird and fast that you're like, wait what it is, is it's also funny when he calls her Young Blood. Yeah. It's like Youngblood he gets all like that. Yeah. He's pretty funny and then he's like, let's go game fireman and blubber smoke. Crack my kids. Let's go eat pancakes sometime. Oh my God, so then she goes

46:18 home obviously with like a heavy heart and she immediately goes to C GF, because after hearing like all that shit from Ali, You Can Tell She's feels kind of guilty. So she goes to hang out with Gia and I wanted to make note that like Gio's room could not be more like it looks like a five-year-old's room. She has like a dollhouse a teddy bear. Like well, she's like a kid, so kind of, you know, she's at that. Awkward in between age. She's in. Isn't she in middle school? No, she rational, number. Those are the same parties the other and stuff. So yeah, in between Saves that we are. No, I'm just being funny like she's adorable. So

46:48 I'm okay with it and also Alex and I kind of talked about this in depth last night about how like you always have those friends in high school that like didn't change their room growing up. Like it was always their childhood room, almost you mean, that was me. It's kind of matured over the years though. No, a little bit. Well, nevermind. I'll sounds like a poo bare painting on his walls when he was like in college. So and Noah's Ark. Oh my God, and you had a Noah's Ark? Wow. Yeah. I know you were definitely a Gia. Wow. All right. We really want to go there. Huh? Your room was Gia's.

47:18 Anyways, Jesus, talking about Jordan Catalano, who apparently is a character in a 90s teen like romance show called my so-called life, who ends up watching a laptop. He's like the hot bad boy. Played by Jared Leto who is very hot and apparently Claire Danes was like the lead in the show who I love. So it was only on for one season though, may be worth the watch, but I thought this was interesting because it kind of plays into the ISM, that happens a lot in the show where they're like listening

47:49 to old hip-hop music. Her like young teenage sisters watching like a one season Teen drama from 1994 like yeah, the kind of hop around there's a lot of, like, things out of time. Well, my key. So we know the X, we know she's born, September 11th. There's no secret about what time this is taking place in, but it's also like you said, they jump around so much. Yeah, there's a lot of cultural reference like this all over the board and a lot of stuff from the 90s and early. 2000's to, which is interesting. Yeah, I like it though. I mean that's

48:19 what makes it so good. Mmm. So then then we got into what's next, Alex. Oh, you know, what's next? When I revisit Johnny unite, USA. It's disgusting. I wanted you to think a Ka the time the Tiny Dick Diaper Man or whatever. You said the type. You have a disgusting diaper man. Yeah, looks like he's wearing. He's wearing briefs. But wow, what is, what is there to even say about? I don't know, he's so A nasty that I can't even say we would ever plug this on our Instagram because that would

48:49 be insulting. But this guy, oh my God, he is so gross. He's just like obese man. Sitting on the couch with a dick. Literally the size of like a little smoky. Did you ever eat those little hot dogs monkeys? It just gets worse. He can fit it in between and he's uses like his index finger and his thumb to hold his dick. Like, that's so bad. Oh, yeah. That's a chode. I mean like her how do you say cast? Like someone like that? Yeah. This was my question is like how much? Did this guy get paid? Because they're like, I can't really imagine

49:19 an amount of money, though. Like, you would have to be like a million dollars before. I'd be him and be like, yes, I'm gonna go on TV and I'm gonna cry and I'm gonna show my love my little baby dick and like like plastic it is, I mean it's a lot so I really hope that old Johnny unite got paid like out, they ask for this. See you say that but I'm also like, I mean, I don't think you deserve any He look in that girl's honestly like he was so gross. Maybe he did it for free. Maybe

49:49 that's a really his thing. So he was like, I'll do it for free. Like as long as you have cat-like humiliated big book. Can you do that know? I was real actually. Although Eric Dane does use a prosthetic Dick for his sex scene in the first up. Why I found out just because like, I mean, you don't want to get a boner on set like and banging - yeah, but yeah, it does use a prosthetic. Thank God, but I don't I don't. Johnny, you know, I think this is real, it's pretty, it's pretty nasty. I can't,

50:20 it's bad. Let's just skip over the scene. It's honestly so fucking gross. Like oh my gosh, I mean it. Oh, don't tell handles it. Well, she's like laughing and like, obviously understands that this guy's gonna pay her up the but to do this shit, so she's kind of here for it. She's like, Fuck it, whatever. If you just want me to wear a mask and laugh at you, while you're jacking off your little penis. I will say though, still makes a pretty penny so far. She's not getting paid enough though. She's only thinking like 100 bucks so far. Well, first of all, you're in high school, you're not paying rent.

50:50 You're just using this money to, like, fuck around in high school. Someone would have handed you ask Miller $100. You would have had a fucking field day. Well, yeah, but I wasn't a girl that had been begging me to like humiliate. They're like, well, guess what? You were working at Taco Bell. So instead of working at Taco Bell, she gets to laugh and watch a guy jack off. Oh, I mean good for make a hundred dollars for making that money. I just mean she could be charging more. She wanted totally. Well, she does. Any winter on. But yeah, he's like, how small is my God? It's

51:20 so easily. Yes. Yes. Yes. So after that we get Maddy finding Nate's dick pics on his phone, which is a big reveal. It's a big deal. Yeah. I mean, I don't know if that's the right order but like at some point, Maddie does find dick pics on needs phone while he's showering after sex. Yeah. I mean, they're in Nate's, like super. The serial killer room and he goes to shower and she checks it out and there is all these

51:50 different dicks, snot Mystic, ya know. So like we now have the question of like, why does Nate have all these different dicks on his phone? Like no, it's not for Jules because like you would just use one dick pic and part exactly probably wouldn't use his because he's so like I feel like you probably use those Oh, maybe I don't. But even if he didn't use his, what are all these other ones? Like, I mean, on the one hand, maybe he like pulled all these as possible. Like dick pics to send the jewels. Yeah, but maybe now

52:20 he's there on The Humper app. He's messaging jewels and then he's like, oh well look like yeah. I think it's definitely look who else is on Humber. Here's a bunch of leg big dick, dudes. I think he's collecting decks. I don't think he's. Yeah, I don't know. I'm not sure why they're there, but he definitely has a lot of dicks on his And he is on humpr all day every day at this point. So it's a lot to unpack. So then we kind of transition into Cassie getting ready to go on her Escapade to college life with McKay

52:51 knowledge, like this one because it's like her friends hanging out there planning her outfit and you actually like cotton the scene because she stabs it like see kind of like a funny joke. Yeah. I mean, she made me laugh in this scene because she's getting paid by like old Johnny unite and they're like, what are you laughing at? She's Like some article or something and then they're like, what's it about? And she just goes like the Holocaust and then it's like they just think it's funny.

53:21 And then I also was laughing hysterically when Lexi's mom tells her to take that photo tells Cassie to take a photo of yourself in front of a clock and Maddie's like you. Like I'm Ransom photo. Yeah, and then Maddie also like pretends to fuck, or cat pretends to fuck Maddie. Why like her mom's lecturing her? She's running to the car, which I thought was funny. I mean, that's very like something I would do in high school. Yeah. Also like Cassie's mom is a gem. Oh, yeah. She's so funny. She's always drunk. Mom is she's like, kind of a good mom, but she's also like a total

53:51 like drunk wash. Like, she's just always hanging around the house drinking white wine. She's telling me, she's pretty funny. She's like, just waiting our key. I like her a lot, but you can't tell what he's like, Cassie's episode of ton. Yeah. She's like, ashtrays. She's like, one of my fav Side characters and also in this wall. Well, she's not really in the scene much but our girl BB is in the scene. And recently, we found out that beebe's real name is Barbara on the shower, like her real name on the show. Her BB is short for

54:21 Barbara. Because there's two, there's two bees and Barbara so many barbarism you shows like, why? But it's just the letter B. Be like initials, but that's really so drilling. Janice a Bbak Barbara. Well, BB is like at the top of our list. We want on the show. We really want baby. So if anyone has any kind of like connections to be be like send her. I just follow her on Instagram. We should the Yammer and I wish we are rose Wilson, we will 14. Something episodes

54:51 drop. And I would love to interview baby. Yeah. So anyways, I'm Cassie and McKay. Now, they go to their party. Cos she's having fun yet again. She's way too good for Mike a way to again. Okay, it's like essentially going through hazing there at like, Jas you astray or whatever. And she Downs the Goldfish and a shot glass and essentially, like he's being a little pussy and like, doesn't want to do it and she's like, take my lead. So Cassie, you're a bay. Like she does great. They have hot

55:21 sex. Although I'm a, I'm a little salty at this thing and I love Cassie hate McKay, but I'm salty. Both of them for eating those goldfish. You eat sushi. So it's the same fucking thing. Well, I can't. Anyway, so don't like you care so much. She loves ya though. Thank you. A lot of goals that I don't kill animals myself. I just eat them. Once again. Well, it's all the same. So that's kind of funny though that you thought that you were being so like to call me out like that. Anyways,

55:51 so then moving on we have to we have to deliver this like weird behind the scenes news. So McKay originally was cat casted by this dude named Brian Astro Bradley. Yes a complete goon. An up-and-coming rapper, / actor, who found a star X Factor when he was like 14 or something. We like watching a YouTube video of him and he was singing a song. He was rapping about his mom. It was, he has a hot

56:21 hit single called, stop looking at my mom, which he rapped on X-Factor. So then he gets cast in Euphoria. He's been in, like, one or two movies at this point, and they film the couple episodes with him, I guess, and then he dropped out for kind of The reasons, but it sounds like he was uncomfortable with some of the material that was expected of him, but was not in the original script. That's so weird. I mean, honestly, if your cast for Euphoria, you know, it's going to be like full of socks and go to their European shit. It's

56:51 like past rated R. It's like x-rated like, yeah. Also, if you're an up-and-coming rapper and you're really saying you can handle like a sex scene, I don't know. I think that's kind of pussy. So, come on Astro, ISO value. If you're listening, here's my, here's my theory. I think that he found out that he Going to have to show his butt and he just has a pancake ass. So he was like nah, no doubt. Yeah, or he has a tiny dick. Yeah. Or a tiny dick while we're on the subject of Michaela. We also found out some weird shit. This is so weird. So since both of us having watched this show collectively,

57:22 I don't know like 15 times or something between the two of us. We never knew this but Roy and Troy the the twins TR McKay's brothers. Whose like Robert. Did you guys all know this and we're stupid for not knowing this like I had Zero idea that they are part of the, the Mackay family. I'm a huge superfan. And I had know if I can clear their names are Roy and Troy McKay and I was cracking up and you told me yeah, like, what the fuck is this? I didn't know his name was not like, had another was his last name. Yeah, he's

57:52 name is Chris. Chris McKay, whatever. I did know that, but I didn't fucking know that those goons were his brothers. That's so make sense that they're all idiots, though. It does make sense idiots. So, I'm kind of just to wrap up our little like, review of this. Episode, there's two very emotional, important scenes. They're kind of speak for themselves. So I don't really feel the need to go to into it. But I do have to say, like, ruin Jules first kiss, and the whole scene of them, kind of like, having this fight play out. It's like, such an iconic moment

58:22 for all of us super fans. I mean, it's their first kiss. It's soundly, like not the best because it happens, but I think Jules is very taken aback. I don't think she expected it at all. I don't know. What are your thought? I mean, I'm not. I just thought like she Very surprised. I think she was obviously, like, being really intimate with her. So it's like, well, yeah, she's our nose to nose. I mean, they get in like they get in a little bit of a fight because Bruce being super protective of jewels and doesn't feel good about her going to meet Tyler at the park

58:53 late at night alone. She knows that's a little suspect. She's probably also a little jealous and then ruse feeling real shitty. It's cool. When Jules isn't texting her back and doesn't show up for class and all that, like kind of call them are so much anxiety. We feel so anxious, Is it fucking sucks? So she goes to her house as such it straight but also none of them. Is that straight like Rue, do such a great job. She's so vulnerable. And like to admit all that. It's really fucking embarrassing. So, it's like kind of sad and that's why Jules I think is so quick to, like, just forgive her and like, doesn't even care.

59:23 She's like, wow, this is the first time, like, I've seen Rue really, like, open up and like, braid down. Yeah, and then they kiss, well, mostly route kisses jewels, and then she goes, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Runs off surprise. Reruns off. She's fine. She's just feeling. Actually is kind of a hot mess at this point. Probably with everything. She's embarrassed cause Jules doesn't really respond in a way. That's like, oh, I want this. It's like a oh, she's mostly just surprised. Yeah. I thought the reaction you want. When you first kissed someone. Yeah. So we're just having a fun time. She freaks

59:53 out. She bikes to fuzz Tesco's. Yeah. She wants. She wants the drugs. Like she needs the drugs at this point. It's a no-brainer. She's like, I need to get high like this shit sighs. Yeah, that's cause a jam. And does the right thing and basically like turns her away. He's a really good friend. He's like I'm not going to watch you like kill yourself. And despite her saying, like the worst awful, like meanest things, you could ever say to like sweet sweet Fusco. He still doesn't let her and and also this scene is definitely Zendaya's best. I think in the whole

1:00:24 show. I mean she does great job all throughout but this is like a really like intense emotional scene and I definitely remember the first time watching it. I was like fucking shook because this is like little Zendaya that I've seen on Shake It Up on Disney Channel. This is her real first breakout moment as an actress truthfully. I don't care what anybody else so she's in really good all season. But this is like definitely pretty pretty nice actually goes there. Yeah, she goes and it's believable. You're not like oh, this is very melodramatic. Like it's very intense and for someone that's never been an addict.

1:00:54 It's very like you feel like you're like, fuck that's. Yes. Absolutely. So she does a great job like she should have gotten any also Euphoria, just should have got an Ambien and general like what a fucking snob. It's not. So then, you know, the episode of Sons We ends with her calling Ali. She gets up Ali, although before the end. We do kind of have a little more of a conclusion, not a conclusion, but we have a little more cat action. Little more cat character development before the end to she goes to the mall with Maddie and she wants to fuck

1:01:24 the snake. The guy with the snake bites. You're right. So she kind of comes full circle for her episode. You're sighing. Yeah, and I mean she yeah she does she does she has an end to her story arc. So she goes to the mall. She wants to fuck a snake bite. I she doesn't want to but she's like daydreaming about. Yeah, she has such bad taste in men. Like I'm sorry, not that not to shit on cat. But so far in the series, she's gone from West. He's like like hitting you just looks like a skater dude, but he has snake bites.

1:01:54 And what year is it? Like? It's 2028 but it's like once again though when you're learning your sexuality and in high school, like honestly, like I hooked up with some guys that are really like not real ugly. But like that aren't I wouldn't be proud of Of today, so I don't know. Well, she's three episodes in and so far. She's got Wes. AK and Nick Lovin Tiny Dick Diaper Man and now snakebite guy diver man, those for money, but like she's also looking at Ethan a little bit. So things are looking up for change her style and you hate that. Could she make some dumb

1:02:24 comment? But I love that. She's yeah, then she shows up at school and her new Hot Topic outfit. And she makes me laugh out loud at this point because I don't like it's cool that she's like, fine. At least she has I think before should, I didn't really have any direction. And now I can choose feels very empowered. It's like she's feeling. I'm getting paid to pretty much do nothing. But watch a guy. Jack off. She's doing so good to her credit. She's listening to X gon give it to ya and she's changed her aesthetic. She's kind of like what's her set of like punk rock?

1:02:54 I don't know. It's like Hot Topic SNM. It's like just like leather the Bible. It's like malasana. No totally but you know what? She rocks it and I think it's like I overall think it's a better transition for her purse. Finally, but yeah, she does make me laugh a lot though because Ethan's like what what's up? Like God? What's happened to you? But this time she's just scary. She goes, I changed like it's like Oh, you mean you just went to the mall and bought a dress from Hot Topic? You're so harsh on cab but yes

1:03:25 that is kind of cheesy, but also like even please you're probably still wearing a medieval church under that plaid shirt. So like yeah, you don't know shit about style. So like at least he knows himself. Oh my God, Fair. Okay, okay. Airfare. So yeah, I mean that's when the episode comes to an end. Like we already said, you know, it's rude. Calling Ali and is like, can we please get pancakes? Yeah, everyone's pancakes and cat is with a woman. Cat is Kathleen.

1:04:02 It's time to get into our superlatives. All right, so best dressed page, who you got Maddie? And it's for the iconic. It's not actually Chanel. I don't think, but it looks like a Chanel outfit, the pale, pink and purple. Hmm. And that makeup is incredible. I really love that outfit. But for me, this is where it really came together for Jewel's. Especially in that Montage. She's had like some pretty cool outfits so far on the show, but in this episode we get like the full like tour. De force General style.

1:04:32 We get like five or six different looks from her. They're all like killer. It's Jewels all the way. Jules definitely kills it. So, all right, we're stressed. What was your choice for me? It's called a man has got to be our boy. Johnny, unite USA. A tiny Dick Diver, man. Yeah, tired of you shows up for their Skype date. Wearing a wife beater and like white. I'm like, yeah, like white plume. Like some tighty-whiteys that I literally thought was a diaper when they first showed up. So that other Pampers are Fruit of the Loom doesn't

1:05:02 get much worse in the style category than that fucking filthy. How about your Bae, the episode episode for me is Cassie most Actually watch my insta. Story live. Secondly, because it's not only because she drinks a goldfish and like, sounds like college party, like she's a senior in college when really she ain't using no. For me, it's a fez. He's like such a, he's just such a good guy. He has such a good heart. He really cares about Rue. She wants those drugs and even though he's a drug dealer.

1:05:32 He's like the Heart of Gold. Like, you know, type the gangster with the Heart of Gold. He doesn't matter and he cares. He's got a Liquid Swords shirt on my man because you're a man. Then. Who's next big turtle? Big dirty. Perv dirty big dirty Purple Rat Bastard. It's a hot that's a mouthful especially when you're drawing. It is so obviously. Both of us the dining room. That's what I need a diaper, man. He is literally a big purple. Dirty, rabbis her. He's so white. He's like purpley

1:06:03 like, yeah, he is every human figure out you could picture on me like yeah. He is everything that dick. Yeah. He's the whole whole whole. He's the whole package. Of course. They have Jegs. I got tiny little wrap text wondering. Yeah. How about class clown? Class Clown cat. Yeah, I'm sure is funny. In this one. I actually said cats who she made me laugh a couple times. She in the beginning. She's rolling around in the ocean, which I thought was funny. She writes

1:06:33 the fanfic about stupid. Louis tomalin. I can never even say his name one wandering son. I mean, she's funny about it. She's making like bad Holocaust Strokes later, which is kind of funny. And then like on the unintentional side. She's got that cat mask, which is also very funny. Yeah. She's just a better life. A good way. She's funny. Yeah. How about this couple who best couple? Oh, that's couple. Okay. So for me, this is kind of weird because normally it's always ruin

1:07:03 Jewels. But this time, I'm going to have to say, cassia McKay. I don't normally root for them throughout the season, but like this episode in particular. I feel like they have a great date night. Like it's fun college night. They're like grindin, it's hot. They have hot like divey, bathroom sex and I think Cassie really steps up. And I don't know, I think McKay a little bit redeems himself like, Not fully, but like he's cute when he says goodbye to her. He says, I love you in the car and like the kiss and then, it's really cute. Not McKay is so whack. It's a its rules. For me. This is like, Peak like teen

1:07:33 drama. Like, I'm not really like a teen drama type guy, but if there's like teen, dramas, I can get down on it to this kind like the ruin jewels kind where it's cute and like it's real. He's embarrassed. Like, I feel it. Like I feel the anxiety and the all the, all the teen feels like, come through here. So, yeah, it was honest relationship. I feel like A lot of the other characters in this season, their relationship is very stereotype high school and that like it's meaningless where I feel like ruin Jewels have more like it's like, it's a little bit more

1:08:03 mature and really, yeah. This is where you really start to see it because like was lusting after Nate, Tyler the whole episode and then at the end like Ruben jealous, it's clearly been showing like Jules has been flirty intentionally with Russia. Has kind of been like pushing her a little bit even though she's super into time. Tyler. She was there because I think to be fair, like I'm more of a jewels. I'm very like dominant. So I like meaning, like you can tell she to mix all the first moves ruse very like

1:08:33 quiet and like awkward and has a ton of anxiety. So I kind of always understand jewels and that sometimes she's a little frustrated and kind of like, pushes room because it's like, I think she's so badly. Hopes, that Roux will, like, make the first move, but Rouge is not that tight resting. I kind of read it the other way, where she's being like the flirty friend, but he's like, Knowingly, like flirting with through but kind of like doesn't ever think rule do anything about it or is labeled on Rue dies in the field or anything? But every does I think that kind of like catch her off guard and she's like kind of like taking it back

1:09:03 but kind of into it. But what I'm saying, I don't think she was expecting that but I think ruse caught off guard as well. I don't think rude plan because her I think it was like one of those things where we read it wrong. She was like, oh because they really know some nose and jewels was like, oh my God, like hugs. Her we're going in deep that like really, that's why I think I didn't feel like she wasn't. Panting it either. I don't think she wasn't true it but I don't think she was planning the kiss rules, but I think she's been feeling Jewels for a while. Sure, but I wouldn't even call that making the first move. I think it was an accident. Yeah, I agree. She

1:09:33 wasn't going into that situation going on. Yeah. This is really scary. But like I'm gonna cause no I don't think that. Yeah. Well, there you go. That was a good episode. There were a lot better. Oh, it's not that Tiny Dick on my mind. I need a drink more. I hate that guy show wash away. We should look up his real name credits in the credits easily. Is Johnny unite, but he's got his name in there? Yeah, we need to look it up. It was something really basic where I was. Like, I'll never find this guy was like John Pope or something. Yeah. Well dry. We're so thankful for anyone who's listening.

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